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Title: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 26, 2020, 11:47:50 PM
Seriously, name your most dreaded method of demise.

Burned alive?
Hot-air balloon accident? (Falling)
Stabbed/throat slit?
Women who fart in their sleep?

There are so many. The PIZZA OVEN sounds the worst to me because it has everything! Think about it! It's a mix of buried alive, burned alive (cooked/baked) you're in a very cramped space and the heat slowly builds as does your unimaginable horrific anticipation. You're not getting out - nobody can hear you unless they're standing around to enjoy your screams from outside the oven. The pizza oven death is a real doozie. And let's not forget that they can set the temperature to whatever they want..  think about that for a few seconds. Much potential :o

I would also like to know what you want for your last meal if you were on death row. You're innocent but they don't care  :'(

Do watch this.

Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Rikki Gins on October 27, 2020, 02:18:53 AM
Drowning.  The idea of breathing in water and then reflexively coughing it out, only to breath in more water, puts this manner of death at the top of my list.  For my last meal, I would like a large canadian bacon pineapple pizza, a chicken fried steak, a slice of garlic french bread,  one big bacon burger with lots of ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise, a bowl of strawberry ice cream, and a big pitcher of grapefruit juice that the prison guard (my good friend KSM32) has secretly mixed a bottle of gin into.  (Yes, I can eat all that because I would fast the three previous days leading up to my execution.)  Also, no needle for me.  I want to get the original Old Sparky electric chair hooked up so that I can take the juice. 
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 05:29:18 AM
Drowning for me too... for all the same reasons.

Last meal - One carrot. Don't let the bastards think they are doing me a favor.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2020, 07:27:23 AM
Do watch this.

I add this to my list of regrets.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2020, 07:31:15 AM
For my last meal, I would like a large canadian bacon pineapple pizza...

Also, no needle for me.  I want to get the original Old Sparky electric chair hooked up so that I can take the juice.

What the fuck?  I don't know which one is worse.  That pizza or the chair.   ;)  ;D

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Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2020, 07:55:51 AM
Burned alive.  A close second is being beheaded ISIS style.

Last meal: New York Strip Steak (medium) with a side of mac & cheese, crispy French fries with gravy, and a Caesar salad.  Fried calamari w/marinara as an appetizer, and cheesecake with blueberry topping as dessert. 

Throw in a large soft Bavarian pretzel with mustard. 
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 10:23:14 AM
@Rikki Gins @Bart Ell   Drowning? I almost added that to the main list but thought it too tame. I almost drowned when I was 9 - after the initial panic it was pretty easy stuff as I faded before being pulled in, thus saved.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2020, 10:27:21 AM
Drowning does sound awful. I always thought the impaling Vlad style would be a slow awful death, same with crucifixion.

Chicken Marsala with rosemary mashed potatoes and mushroom risotto, green beans sautéed (kept al dente) with garlic and bacon and for dessert I want dense chocolate frosted chocolate cake AND a fruit tart with black coffee.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: PolkaDot on October 27, 2020, 10:28:51 AM
@KSM32 - you didn't say what your last meal would be.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 10:29:10 AM
Burned alive.  A close second is being beheaded ISIS style.

Last meal: New York Strip Steak (medium) with a side of mac & cheese, crispy French fries with gravy, and a Caesar salad.  Fried calamari w/marinara as an appetizer, and cheesecake with blueberry topping as dessert. 

Throw in a large soft Bavarian pretzel with mustard.

@ShayP the beheading would be over rather quickly. I think the worst part of that is that it would really hurt my feelings being killed that way. i dunno, just something about it seems so mean and I know I'd take it very personally.


I'll have a classic southern 3pce fried chicken dinner. A breast with wing attached, drum, andspeperate thigh. Chocolate cake or pudding
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 10:29:36 AM
@KSM32 - you didn't say what your last meal would be.
Just did.  look up

Although I like your meal better.  Waiter, I'll have what she's having!
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 10:33:37 AM
A breast with wing attached

WINGTITTY!
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: juan on October 27, 2020, 10:34:52 AM
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

Meal - anything that would cause me to throughly soil the death chamber, as I would be an innocent man, probably still locked up by the Governor because of the Wuhan, and damning this ipad for insisting on capitalizing Governor, improperly, twice in this sentence.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 10:35:46 AM
@Rikki Gins @Bart Ell   Drowning? I almost added that to the main list but thought it too tame. I almost drowned when I was 9 - after the initial panic it was pretty easy stuff as I faded before being pulled in, thus saved.

Sounds like you were a quitter as a little boy!

I would be trashing madly like these humans...

As those fingernails scratching on my hull.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Bart Ell on October 27, 2020, 10:37:37 AM
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

Sounds like hell.
Not sure how you can ever trust here to perform mouth love... although I can see how some would find the danger of her biting down sexy.

Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 10:38:31 AM
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

@juan Not sure that counts. You'd either murder her or take your own life and suicide cannot be accepted.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: juan on October 27, 2020, 10:40:49 AM
Sounds like hell.
Not sure how you can ever trust here to perform mouth love... although I can see how some would find the danger of her biting down sexy.
Couldn’t - didn’t.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2020, 10:43:52 AM
@ShayP the beheading would be over rather quickly. I think the worst part of that is that it would really hurt my feelings being killed that way. i dunno, just something about it seems so mean and I know I'd take it very personally.


I'll have a classic southern 3pce fried chicken dinner. A breast with wing attached, drum, andspeperate thigh. Chocolate cake or pudding

@KSM32  "would be over rather quickly" my ass.  They slowly slice your head off starting at your throat.  Fuck that shit.   Anyway, I never would've guessed that your last meal would be fried chicken.  Nothing wrong with that, but if there was a bet being placed on what it would be I would've lost.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: ShayP on October 27, 2020, 10:47:10 AM
Worst death - living with my bipolar ex-wife.

Meal - anything that would cause me to throughly soil the death chamber, as I would be an innocent man, probably still locked up by the Governor because of the Wuhan, and damning this ipad for insisting on capitalizing Governor, improperly, twice in this sentence.

 Damn.  :o  I do understand the bipolar thing though.  The iPad, not so much.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: juan on October 27, 2020, 11:43:09 AM
I see it changed the spelling of thoroughly, too.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: PB on October 27, 2020, 12:09:02 PM
Mountain lion attack while mountain biking

Grizzly bear attack while backpacking

Pounced on and suffocated by a huge constricting snake in the rainforest
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: PB on October 27, 2020, 12:26:52 PM
Anything in a small confined space - buried alive, dying in a tiny dungeon cell. 

Falling off a cliff.  Any falls, really - hang-gliding, rock climbing, hot air ballooning, fair ride malfunction, airplane crash...
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Ciardelo on October 27, 2020, 02:23:44 PM
I'm with @PB buried alive in a coffin would suck big time.

If I'm going to be buried alive, I want my last meal to be a shovel, to go. I'll just take it with me, thank you.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: Ciardelo on October 27, 2020, 02:25:54 PM
If I'm walking the Green Mile, I want my last meal to be a nice rib-eye steak, medium rare, baked potato, green beans and apple pie ala-mode for dessert.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 05:53:45 PM
@KSM32  "would be over rather quickly" my ass.  They slowly slice your head off starting at your throat.  Fuck that shit.   Anyway, I never would've guessed that your last meal would be fried chicken.  Nothing wrong with that, but if there was a bet being placed on what it would be I would've lost.
Dude! in the grand scheme of things it wouldn't take all that long. Go to your happy place and think about soup or something. Like I said, it's not the beheading itself, not that it's a picnic but more the hurt feelings would get to me. I'd be like WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION HERE GUYS??  I MADE PEROGIES AND A GLAZED HAM AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME???!!!  @ShayP
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: whoozit on October 27, 2020, 05:55:26 PM
I feel for the poor cat Falkie sat on.  I think the cat had a rancid devil dog for a last meal.
Title: Re: Worst Ways To Die!
Post by: KSM on October 27, 2020, 06:01:55 PM
Anything in a small confined space - buried alive, dying in a tiny dungeon cell. 



@PB I'm telling you - the PIZZA OVEN is has everything! Talking about the metal oven you see in the average place. The interior is like 18" high (like a coffin) it's just deep enough front to back to hold you and they, the mafia hitmen do that thing with the broom handle outside so that you're locked in! They swear at you when they're stuffing you in there, you're screaming and crying in horrific anticipation as they slam the door and CRANK THE HEAT only to walk away laughing! Hahahahaha

I saw one gangster movie where the main guy cranked the heat before they walked off but then one of the other guys quickly scurried back to lower the heat to like 325 or some bread baking heat thus prolonging your baking death!

It's buried alive meets burned alive with an unimaginably horrific atmosphere!