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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by sean92008 on August 04, 2020, 11:28:04 PM »
Earthquake + hoarding = fat Tony will become flat Tony
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by Norm on August 04, 2020, 11:19:25 PM »
Tony Senda is amazingly in good health?  Cruel news...

That means we are left with two possible end of life options for Tony Senda, the 'Giant Meteor From Space' and 'Part II, The Great San Francisco Earthquake Returns with a Vengeance'

Actually a devastating earthquake is more of a reality thanks to the very active fault-line running right through Tony's front yard. Not only could there be major destruction and fire but a 150 wall of water and I don't believe little Tony ever learned to swim.

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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by sean92008 on August 04, 2020, 10:45:26 PM »
After he dies, who will use his credit card to buy a TV?

We have to keep the tradition going.

With his credit card, you'd have to wash it with muratic acid to get rid of the stench and cooties.
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by LittleChris on August 04, 2020, 09:51:51 PM »
Who will be first to put a date on the "DEADPOOL"?

Who will be first...time/day/month/year

$20 a bet

His mother lived well into her 90’s so he has good genetics. And he still has not gotten diabetes with all the abuse he does to his body. And he’ll probably never become diabetic. The man is in great health, don’t believe what he says. It’s all an act.
In fact, he’s quite strong and able. If they did a lean mass bio spectrum on him, they’d find that his bones are strong and he has lots of muscle mass on his frame.  He’ll easily live another 15 years, easily! So put me for  12am /4/August/2035. I may not be around then, but he sure will.
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by Chefist on August 04, 2020, 09:22:43 PM »
After he dies, who will use his credit card to buy a TV?

We have to keep the tradition going.

A hard man to love...BUT...imagine he talked to you..."You're not a troll...you're in my inner circle...thanks for the 20 bucks. "
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by HamsterMuscle on August 04, 2020, 09:21:36 PM »
I'm thinking his BD is April/1952? Age 68 today.

Based on his current health, lifestyles and being morbidly obese for a number of decades he's not going to qualify for affordable life insurance.

Most likely cause of death will be stroke/heart attack however his well documented respiratory issues can take a seat next to the top for 'cause of death' on his death certificate.  We will also need to file for a non-official copy of the death cert to determine actual date and time of death to award the winner his/her $$$

In the event he should succumb from 'other' unspecified reasons should be legally valid. (poison, gun,knife,run-over, hit by falling piano etc., etc.)

shit happens..

A flyer should be created and distributed to inform all interested parties near and far. The Guy from Pittsburg has a world-wide fan base. (just ask him)

All of this speculation brings to mind a saying that is popular in my part of the world: "Bad grass never dies"
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by HamsterMuscle on August 04, 2020, 09:19:24 PM »
THREAD QUESTION FOR THE NEXT MARTINEZ TONIGHT!

If George granted a dying wish that he could give you...what would it be? You know, just like his ma did for him.

We'll have a top 10 on the show!

After he dies, who will use his credit card to buy a TV?

We have to keep the tradition going.
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by Chefist on August 04, 2020, 09:19:03 PM »
Maybe if you’re at the exact center you can’t tell one is actually occurring?  IE your thunderous footsteps or flatulence is the origin of the rumbling?  Maybe he’s just not used to not having caused the train... Er earthquake.. to manifest.


When do we come to the realization that death is inevitable in the short term?
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by HamsterMuscle on August 04, 2020, 09:16:32 PM »
Peach Trees.  Don't give Mrs. Walks any ideas.  The fig and pear trees are enough pain in my ass without expansion.

I have a mature fig tree that produces figs the size of a large pear.  Quarter-cut it about halfway down and insert a long piece of cream cheese.  Heaven on a plate.

But the figs...if there is a messier fruit tree, I have yet to experience it.  A titanic pain to keep neat.
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Random Topics / Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Last post by Enard P Farkwark on August 04, 2020, 09:15:43 PM »
The senda monster has lived in the bay area for a while now so he should be a pro when it comes to earthquakes.
Maybe if you’re at the exact center you can’t tell one is actually occurring?  IE your thunderous footsteps or flatulence is the origin of the rumbling?  Maybe he’s just not used to not having caused the train... Er earthquake.. to manifest.
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