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Title: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:17:46 PM
Dear Bart,

What is your prediction on the HLW fiasco?

Will she return to the airwaves, or will she not, and if so, when?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:41:32 PM
For those who like her show I hope she does...

Anyone would half a brain would tell her to forget this "network" nonsense and do a weekend show on her own Icecast account.  Make archives available via Patreon. No bumper music on the downloads.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:42:01 PM
Dear Bart,

Now that you've gotten to know this community through the eyes of a community leader, has your impression of us improved, or what?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:44:50 PM
Dear Bart,

Are there any plans for a hate button, so that the haters can hate?  The smite button is nice for passive/aggressive personalities, but what about the haters needs?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 15, 2018, 07:46:01 PM
Hey Bart,
I'm having some pie.

In the form of a question: hey Bart, guest what I'm having?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:46:40 PM
Dear Bart,

Now that you've gotten to know this community through the eyes of a community leader, has your impression of us improved, or what?

I did not know how important the community was to some people.
I also didn't realize how annoying some others are.
I guess there is no net gain or loss.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:47:17 PM
Hey Bart,
I'm having some pie.

Good for you.
You must hate your taste buds.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:48:27 PM
Dear Bart,

Are there any plans for a hate button, so that the haters can hate?  The smite button is nice for passive/aggressive personalities, but what about the haters needs?

Haters can go murder a puppy.
If they are looking for a forum to satisfy their hate then they will always feel unsatisfied here.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:49:14 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you have plans to do any broadcasting of your own on KONR?  I sure hope so!

I would like a network of live Ellgabbers only shows.  (Only a humble request).  Bart knows best!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:50:24 PM
Good for you.
You must hate your taste buds.

Too bad you didn't have a hate button for that one.   ;D :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:50:28 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you have plans to do any broadcasting of your own on KONR?  I sure hope so!

I would like a network of live Ellgabbers only shows.  (Only a humble request).  Bart knows best!

No.
KONR can't afford me.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:52:23 PM
Dear Bart,

What do you recommend for "listening live" on a Sunday Night?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:53:44 PM
Dear Bart,

What do you recommend for "listening live" on a Sunday Night?

Forget live and enjoy KONR or one of the Art Bell replay channels.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:55:19 PM
Forget live and enjoy KONR or one of the Art Bell replay channels.

KONR it IS then!

Praise BE!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 07:56:35 PM
I did not know how important the community was to some people.
I also didn't realize how annoying some others are.
I guess there is no net gain or loss.

Do you think Art's description "Vaguely Loveable" is accurate?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 07:58:47 PM
Do you think Art's description "Vaguely Loveable" is accurate?

No.
I did not trust any of his opinions when it came to people.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on July 15, 2018, 07:59:35 PM
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:00:41 PM
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?

I touched the pie.
#FuckPies
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:01:00 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:01:50 PM
Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?

They have mostly been the same people.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:04:24 PM
They have mostly been the same people.

I had heard that as a rumor.  Thank You for the confirmation.

Sad, very sad.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:06:01 PM
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Best post of the day IMO.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Enard P Farkwark on July 15, 2018, 08:07:38 PM
Dear Bartimus.

Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on July 15, 2018, 08:07:44 PM
Dear Bart,

Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather?  Will they be available in the store soon?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:09:02 PM
Dear Bartimus.

Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?

All of the above.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:09:42 PM
Dear Bart,

Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather?  Will they be available in the store soon?

I am actually in the business of buying tears.
I make smoothies with them.
Delicious.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:12:39 PM
Dear Bart,

Are you a Falkie fan?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:15:28 PM
Dear Bart,

Are you a Falkie fan?

No.
Those who watch him screwed up by allowing him to have the power on YouTube.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: LBFM on July 15, 2018, 08:17:56 PM
Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:19:32 PM
Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?

Yes.
Allow me to send you a box and barrel.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:19:56 PM
Dear Bart,


Will we ever get to see some pictures of you, and hear your voice?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:21:53 PM
Dear Bart,


Will we ever get to see some pictures of you, and hear your voice?

Ever is a very long time.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:23:21 PM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite Ellgab thread, besides this one ?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:25:42 PM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite Ellgab thread, besides this one ?

It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:27:59 PM
It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich

Dear Bart,

I'm surprised, but...

AWESOME!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:29:52 PM
Dear Bart,

How does it feel to have the best Karma in the Ellgab Universe?  And to what do you attribute this exceptionally good Karma?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:31:14 PM
Dear Bart,

How does it feel to have the best Karma in the Ellgab Universe?  And to what do you attribute this exceptionally good Karma?

BDE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:33:53 PM
BDE

Oh My!   ;D

I better take  a time out.....
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 15, 2018, 08:37:44 PM
For those who like her show I hope she does...

Anyone would half a brain would tell her to forget this "network" nonsense and do a weekend show on her own Icecast account.  Make archives available via Patreon. No bumper music on the downloads.
You are most wise.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 15, 2018, 08:43:41 PM
I touched the pie.
#FuckPies

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:45:41 PM
  Yes please send to Cuckshed Lane

Hail BE

Don't do that here.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:47:03 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you like Ramen Noodles?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:49:00 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you like Ramen Noodles?

#FuckSalt
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:56:51 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you have any kitties?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 08:59:00 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you believe in UFO's, bigfeets, ghosts etc?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 15, 2018, 08:59:22 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you have any kitties?

Dear Bart,
Maybe somebody would give you some pussy.  If you don't have any.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 08:59:47 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you have any kitties?

Nope
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 09:03:15 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you believe in UFO's, bigfeets, ghosts etc?

I believe flying objects can be unidentified.
I have big feets.
Mick Jagger is a ghost of his former self... so yes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 15, 2018, 09:05:59 PM
Dear Bart,

What is your favorite Art Bell bumper music?  Mine is "I Know You're Out There Somewhere",  The Moody Blues.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 15, 2018, 09:11:36 PM
Dear Bart,

What is your favorite Art Bell bumper music?  Mine is "I Know You're Out There Somewhere",  The Moody Blues.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2018, 09:22:35 PM

+45 R.P.M.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on July 15, 2018, 09:24:39 PM
Did you just start playing those paint recycling PSAs today (Sunday the 15th) in honor of my project or am I wired for sound?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 15, 2018, 10:27:38 PM
It's a tie between
The 100 Years Ago Thread
and
The Pathological Rantings Of The Liar Douglas Dietrich

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:04:49 AM
Dear Bart,

Are you a suit and tie guy, or a jeans and t-shirt guy?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:06:16 AM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite thing to do for recreation?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:07:04 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you suggest the red pill or the blue pill, and why?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:07:40 AM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite band?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:10:39 AM
Dear Bart,

Which do you drive, car, SUV, motorcycle, 4x4, bicycle, and what color, make, year and model is it?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:11:22 AM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite restaurant?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:12:09 AM
Dear Bart,

PC or Mac?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:12:33 AM
Dear Bart,

Windows, or Linux?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:12:56 AM
Dear Bart,

Android or IPhone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:16:48 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you ever call into the gabcast?  If so, when?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:20:32 AM
Dear Bart,

How is the Second Harvest Heartland Support Drive going?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:28:00 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you listen to LateNightInTheMidlands?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2018, 02:28:04 AM
Dear Bart,


Would you rather wakeboard or snowboard?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:40:28 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you think WhiteTroll is really a banker?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:43:59 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you and PBS ever get together to make the BartCast a reality, and if so,  when will this become a reality, and for how long do you think?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 02:54:01 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you believe in Planet X?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Julian on July 16, 2018, 03:36:41 AM
Holy crap...

That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on July 16, 2018, 04:15:08 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you believe in Planet X?


we have to have planet IX before we can have planet X .
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on July 16, 2018, 04:21:29 AM
That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.

She drinks it by the pot.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 16, 2018, 04:27:03 AM
Bart,
At what rank do we get an alias under our name? Can mine be Gear Gabber? (no r)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 05:17:08 AM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite thing to do for recreation?

I practice procreation for recreation


Dear Bart,

Are you a suit and tie guy, or a jeans and t-shirt guy?

Neither

Dear Bart,

Do you suggest the red pill or the blue pill, and why?

I know that is a movie quote but no idea what it means beyond that.

Dear Bart,

What's your favorite band?

Rubber

Dear Bart,

Which do you drive, car, SUV, motorcycle, 4x4, bicycle, and what color, make, year and model is it?

Silver 2016 GMC Yukon Denali

Dear Bart,

PC or Mac?

PC
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 05:20:06 AM
Dear Bart,

Windows, or Linux?

Windows

Dear Bart,

Android or IPhone?

Android

Dear Bart,

Did you ever call into the gabcast?  If so, when?

Nope.

Dear Bart,

How is the Second Harvest Heartland Support Drive going?

No idea, that's a question for Dave or Keith

Dear Bart,

Do you listen to LateNightInTheMidlands?

No
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 05:23:32 AM
Dear Bart,


Would you rather wakeboard or snowboard?

I like being alive so I avoid both
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 05:27:37 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you think WhiteTroll is really a banker?

No idea, I can't say I know much of his storyline.

Dear Bart,

Did you and PBS ever get together to make the BartCast a reality, and if so,  when will this become a reality, and for how long do you think?

I don't know that my involvement is needed. I support the idea and will facilitate the broadcast of it if needed.


Dear Bart,

Do you believe in Planet X?

No idea what it is supposed to be.
I believe Phil X was a mistake, though.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 05:28:27 AM
Bart,
At what rank do we get an alias under our name? Can mine be Gear Gabber? (no r)

You get one when the inspiration hits me to give you one.
You don't get to choose.
For now.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 16, 2018, 07:24:46 AM
Dear Bart,

Are you single or married?  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 09:43:01 AM
Dear Bart,

Are you single or married?  :)

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 16, 2018, 09:44:39 AM
Dear Bart,

What's your favorite Korean boy band?

fixed
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 16, 2018, 09:49:17 AM
Dear Bart,

Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR?  KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 16, 2018, 09:50:06 AM
Bart,  Pitch or Catch?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 09:54:28 AM
Dear Bart,

Have you ever thought about changing the Drone Pilot status to KONR?  KONR is the real #artbelllegacy after all.

No.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 09:55:43 AM
Bart,  Pitch or Catch?

Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 16, 2018, 09:57:23 AM
Are you asking if I like a nice hard cock inside me or putting my hard cock in someone else?
Again, whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

You never played Little League Baseball, did you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 09:59:56 AM
You never played Little League Baseball, did you?

I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 16, 2018, 10:46:58 AM
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 16, 2018, 10:50:26 AM
Lives in Utah, carries fast-ceremony-license forms in back pocket...


I am an ordained minister.  Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on July 16, 2018, 12:42:53 PM
Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?

Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 16, 2018, 01:09:14 PM
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!

 :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on July 16, 2018, 01:30:54 PM
Bart,

Are you a US Citizen?

Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 01:34:25 PM
Dear Bart,
What age range do you fit into? (ie. 18-30, 30-45, 45-65, 65+)
What color eyes do you have?

Where did you learn to multi-quote in responses like a boss?

30-45
Hazel

Yo Mama!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 01:37:37 PM
Bart,

Are you a US Citizen?

Do you think astronauts have walked on the moon?

I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on July 16, 2018, 01:49:16 PM
Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on July 16, 2018, 01:57:26 PM
I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.
You are actually spot on about this. Your relative candor today is really appreciated :) Thank you.
One thing we do know is you are probably one of the funniest people (funniest to me, anyway) ever to ever post on Bellgab or Ellgab - and actually quite nice to not leave us in the wilderness. I guess that is what matters most.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:00:44 PM
Mr. Bart,
how do I go about requesting everyone who posts on Ellgab to send me $1 per month ?
(it’s NOT for me, it’s for my kitties)

I sent out a mass email for you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:03:00 PM
one of

The.
It is all about me.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Tony Clifton on July 16, 2018, 02:08:11 PM
I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.

plu·ral
ˈplo͝orəl
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:11:03 PM
du·al
ˈd(y)o͞oəl
adjective
1. consisting of two parts, elements, or aspects.

plu·ral
ˈplo͝orəl
adjective
1. denoting more than one, or (in languages with dual number) more than two.

dual citizenship

noun
Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 16, 2018, 02:11:04 PM
I have dual citizenship.
Dual leads many to believe 2 but it is actually 2 or more.

I think they skipped more than walked.

Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:12:41 PM
Uh oh! From what country? *prepares to judge*

Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 16, 2018, 02:14:15 PM
Whichever better serves the fantasies about me!
Okie dokie! Poland and Iceland it is!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Lonevoice on July 16, 2018, 02:20:42 PM
Dear Bart,

OHL or WHL?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:25:11 PM
Dear Bart,

OHL or WHL?

I have seen more OHL
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on July 16, 2018, 03:40:00 PM
Is there a missus Ell?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Tony Clifton on July 16, 2018, 03:47:41 PM
dual citizenship

noun
Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.

Don't try to confuse me with logic. It never works.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on July 16, 2018, 03:55:22 PM
Don't try to confuse me with logic. It never works.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on July 16, 2018, 04:38:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 16, 2018, 06:57:08 PM
Dear Bart,

Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating? She knows I'm married but thinks it socially acceptable to make verbal, sexually charged advances when I work for her. She is VERY wealthy and owns alot of property around town and uses my business on a regular basis. She's good for about 13 - 14 K a year to me. Thus far I have managed to laugh it off and change the subject whenever she starts up, but that's only temperary.


My gut tells me it would be wrong, uncomfortable, and just flat out oogie. The orgasm would, come ::)..and go but I would have to live with myself but I have four employees and they rely on me for work/employment to put food on the table for mother and baby. Do I just take one for the team and hopefully shut her up?


She just wants to "Get my hands on you" <- that is her talking to me.


Thank you for your time.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 07:05:51 PM
Dear Bart,

Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating?

Yes!
It is considered cheating yourself out of a blowie!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on July 16, 2018, 09:20:16 PM
What is Profile [1] mean?

Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Darth Maul on July 16, 2018, 09:56:55 PM
 Bart.. do you think  "brig" is really a woman? or a man?  or a  He she      :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Belles on July 16, 2018, 11:57:03 PM
Bart,

Coke or Dr. Pepper?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 17, 2018, 12:07:56 AM
Bart,

Coke or Dr. Pepper?


Bart,


Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 17, 2018, 01:12:03 AM

I am an ordained minister.  Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Lol  :).
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 17, 2018, 04:34:52 AM
Dear Bart,

I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon.  Is there any miracle that you cannot work?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 05:40:34 AM
What is Profile [1] mean?

Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?

It means you are next.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 05:40:58 AM
Bart.. do you think  "brig" is really a woman? or a man?  or a  He she      :)

That's racist!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 05:41:14 AM
Bart,

Coke or Dr. Pepper?

Coke
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 05:41:41 AM

Bart,


Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.

Caramel, toothpick, nectarine.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 17, 2018, 05:42:26 AM
Dear Bart,

I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon.  Is there any miracle that you cannot work?

I can't make mushmouth have a sane thought.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 18, 2018, 08:14:29 AM
Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 18, 2018, 08:42:32 AM
I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call

Wow.  BART You have done it all. Haven't you? I am beginning to see just exactly who you are.



Alright.  I'm gonnna say it. Praise the BART!  And pass the BARTness.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 18, 2018, 08:43:57 AM
I sent out a mass email for you.

there's nothing in my inbox
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 18, 2018, 10:15:41 AM
there's nothing in my inbox

That's what she said.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 18, 2018, 10:24:48 AM
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 18, 2018, 10:56:05 AM
Dear Bart,

I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB  Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.

It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.

Would you like a copy for KONR?

If so, how would you like me to get it to you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on July 18, 2018, 01:28:34 PM
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 18, 2018, 01:37:39 PM
What's it like? You know....with a lady?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 01:56:04 PM
Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?

The song is right!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 01:56:41 PM
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?

Stuck in a pant leg.
Shake out the pants and you will find your sock.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 01:57:17 PM
Dear Bart,

I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB  Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.

It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.

Would you like a copy for KONR?

If so, how would you like me to get it to you?

You can upload it to https://www.zippyshare.com/ and then either post the link here or message me with it
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on July 18, 2018, 03:47:43 PM
Are you in touch with MV?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 03:55:09 PM
Are you in touch with MV?

Nope
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 18, 2018, 03:57:41 PM
How long until Ellgab gets a secure connection?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Gunner65 on July 18, 2018, 05:39:06 PM
Would it be possible to extend the time with which to MODIFY a comment?  This is important as it allows the correction of spelling and/or visual attachments - such as screen captures.  Evidence presented illegibly is NOT evidence...but they can also be so large as to overwhelm the thread

.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 05:42:26 PM
How long until Ellgab gets a secure connection?

Do we need one?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 18, 2018, 05:43:03 PM
Would it be possible to extend the time with which to MODIFY a comment?  This is important as it allows the correction of spelling and/or visual attachments - such as screen captures.  Evidence presented illegibly is NOT evidence...but they can also be so large as to overwhelm the thread

.

It was set for 5 minutes by default.
I just switched it to 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 18, 2018, 05:45:39 PM
You can upload it to https://www.zippyshare.com/ and then either post the link here or message me with it

Dave/Karen on KNYE  05/16/2018

https://www111.zippyshare.com/v/X2WCUFJm/file.html
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on July 18, 2018, 05:47:28 PM
Dave/Karen on KNYE  05/16/2018

https://www111.zippyshare.com/v/X2WCUFJm/file.html

Thanks!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 18, 2018, 09:59:18 PM
Dear Bart,

I don't ask for much, but seriously, could you please remove the classical music from KONR?

Notice I was polite, and said "please".  It is YOUR site, and you are King.

BUT...



I like to listen to classical music sometimes, but that's not what I go to the #Legacy KONR for.  In the middle of the night, when the shows have no guests or topics I care to listen to, do I really have to resort to listening to the hours of #Legacy radio that I have recorded for in the event my internet is down? I would much rather listen to KONR streaming. 

What is Legacy about classical music Bart, and why do you believe it belongs on KONR?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 19, 2018, 05:10:05 AM
Bart,

Would it be possible for you to fix the misspelling in the topic for this thread? (http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=32.0)
Damon (bless his heart) messed up when he created it - he wrote "Michael Deacon Radio show" but it should have been
Michael Decon Program (http://michaeldecon.com/)

As Decon is a regular here and a fun part of the site, it might be nice if his name was correct on his own thread..............

Thanks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 05:37:48 AM
DickComb it is.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 19, 2018, 06:06:19 AM
DickComb it is.

As it should be.  Thanks............
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on July 19, 2018, 11:12:33 AM
It was set for 5 minutes by default.
I just switched it to 15 minutes.
Thank you. Its like having a dump button, which is pure legacy. The BG setting was 30 min.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on July 19, 2018, 11:21:54 AM
Will you be hosting a BartCast soon?  Will you, from time to time, have volunteer (1 or 2) co-hosts with you?  Thank you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 11:49:59 AM
Will you be hosting a BartCast soon?  Will you, from time to time, have volunteer (1 or 2) co-hosts with you?  Thank you.

http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=122.0
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on July 19, 2018, 12:18:00 PM
Tits or ass?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on July 19, 2018, 12:26:45 PM
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=122.0
Lol, oops. :-[

I hope PBS volunteers as your first co-host (unless she already did and I missed that too). ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 01:16:07 PM
Tits or ass?

Warmhole.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Tony Clifton on July 19, 2018, 05:00:25 PM
Personal question?

Are you related to or involved with BartEllProducer?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 06:06:13 PM
Personal question?

Are you related to or involved with BartEllProducer?

I give her pens and printer paper and she tells me how much better I am than George.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on July 19, 2018, 07:10:04 PM
I give her pens and printer paper and she tells me how much better I am than George.

Which George?   Senda or Noory?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 19, 2018, 07:25:03 PM
Do we need one?
Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 08:28:15 PM
Which George?   Senda or Noory?

Yes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 19, 2018, 08:29:04 PM
Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.

I'll ask them to do it.
Thanks in advance for your clicks of appreciation.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 20, 2018, 12:20:05 AM
I'll ask them to do it.
Thanks in advance for your clicks of appreciation.
Praise BE!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 20, 2018, 01:04:01 AM
Hey, Bart!
What is your favorite dessert?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 01:06:07 AM
Have you touched MV
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 01:07:17 AM
DickComb it is.

Hhehehehe
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 01:08:25 AM
Have you touched MV

Do you want to?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 01:08:58 AM
Do you want to?

would you want me to hold him down for you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2018, 05:31:24 AM
Hey, Bart!
What is your favorite dessert?

Cannoli
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2018, 05:31:52 AM
Have you touched MV

Can't.
Not with that jacket.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2018, 12:56:53 PM
Yes. Just so my virus software stops telling me every time I sign in that Ellgab is a dangerous place and if bad things happen it's not THEIR FAULT.

Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 20, 2018, 03:41:43 PM
Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
STUPENDOUS!!! Thank you!!!! No more "That man is going to get you into the family way if your not careful" messages from Uncle Kapersky!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 20, 2018, 03:43:59 PM
STUPENDOUS!!! Thank you!!!! No more "That man is going to get you into the family way if your not careful" messages from Uncle Kapersky!

Flarps wife.  I handle all the physical stuff for Mr. Ell.  Pls make an appointment and I will see to your servicing.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FlarpsWife on July 20, 2018, 05:20:17 PM
 
Flarps wife.  I handle all the physical stuff for Mr. Ell.  Pls make an appointment and I will see to your servicing.
:o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 20, 2018, 05:25:44 PM
Can't.
Not with that jacket.

What if he lost the sweater and wore nothing but ass-less chaps and a smile?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 20, 2018, 05:30:57 PM
What if he lost the sweater and wore nothing but ass-less chaps and a smile?  ;D

His Planet of The Apes facial hair would still be a no-go

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bookwormy on July 23, 2018, 12:05:11 AM
Hi Bart Ell, would you explain Karma to me?  Who gives me Karma points?  Is it equivalent to "liking" someone's post?  Can I give someone else Karma?  I tried to look this up but couldn't find anything to explain much about it.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 23, 2018, 12:34:22 AM
  :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D

I give good karma. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 23, 2018, 10:26:38 PM
I give good karma. ;)
I just karma'd you for that.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 23, 2018, 10:29:12 PM
Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on July 23, 2018, 10:40:18 PM
Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 23, 2018, 10:47:02 PM
I just karma'd you for that.

Mwhahaahahha.  Stop struggling while I give you the karma.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 23, 2018, 10:48:34 PM
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The "Hate" is strong in that one.

Oh the irony.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 23, 2018, 10:53:59 PM
Bart, can I have a pony?  I would like to name it 'Greasy, too.'
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 24, 2018, 11:43:36 AM
Hi BE.. praise BE!!

How many posts do i have to make to up to drone pilot...?  Thanks in advance for the info.. :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 11:48:01 AM
Bart, any thoughts on a, Currently Banned List? and the details of their banning. Be some good reading right there.

Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 11:48:44 AM
Bart, can I have a pony?  I would like to name it 'Greasy, too.'

You sure can.
Good luck finding someone to give you one!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 11:49:18 AM
Hi BE.. praise BE!!

How many posts do i have to make to up to drone pilot...?  Thanks in advance for the info.. :)

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Probably 500
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on July 24, 2018, 11:52:23 AM
Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.

You rang?   8)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 24, 2018, 11:56:38 AM
Dear Bart,


I am getting familiar with this forum’s layout and features.  How long before you arbitrarily disable the ones I really like?


Respectfully,


Mr. Sucks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 11:58:12 AM
Dear Bart,


I am getting familiar with this forum’s layout and features.  How long before you arbitrarily disable the ones I really like?


Respectfully,


Mr. Sucks.

Make a list of you Top 5 so I know which ones would hurt most.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Azzerae on July 24, 2018, 12:00:29 PM
Bart, are you a talk radio fan, or was it only Art Bell that did it for you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 12:05:46 PM
Bart, are you a talk radio fan, or was it only Art Bell that did it for you?

Art, Howard Stern and sports talk were about it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 24, 2018, 12:10:17 PM
When do we get to see the zoo? I think this is such a brilliant tactic for dealing with riff-raff.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 12:11:20 PM
When do we get to see the zoo? I think this is such a brilliant tactic for dealing with riff-raff.

Zoo Fridays has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on July 24, 2018, 12:12:35 PM
Zoo Fridays has a nice ring to it.
Love it!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 24, 2018, 12:36:03 PM
Bart,
Is it wrong to view pornography in a separate tab while waiting for a few posts to accumulate?
*Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 24, 2018, 12:43:34 PM
Bart,
Is it wrong to view pornography in a separate tab while waiting for a few posts to accumulate?
*Asking for a friend.

As long as it is legal porn.
Some of you are sick bastards and Bart don't play that!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 25, 2018, 03:06:10 PM
Bart, I see your karma is in good standing. If somebody smites you are you able to view in the backline who it was? I've no smiting plans myself but I'm curious. I ran a board (on a different platform) for two years and had the option to make thumbs up/down visible to the public if I wanted to. After awhile I decided to keep those details hidden as it turned the lowlings into vicious vipers brown noting throughout every thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2018, 03:13:26 PM
Bart, I see your karma is in good standing. If somebody smites you are you able to view in the backline who it was?

I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 25, 2018, 08:56:31 PM
Dearest Bart,


If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?


Respectfully,


Mssr. Sucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2018, 09:00:08 PM
Dearest Bart,


If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?


Respectfully,


Mssr. Sucks

Only one way to find out!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Fluffy Butt on July 25, 2018, 09:32:45 PM
Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 25, 2018, 09:48:27 PM
Bart!

When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2018, 09:49:49 PM
Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt

All my dreams have already been lived.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 25, 2018, 09:50:12 PM
Bart!

When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?

Log out and have a look!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 25, 2018, 09:59:39 PM
Log out and have a look!

Ah, okay. I got confused when the board says a number of "guests are viewing this topic".

Praise Bart Ell!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 26, 2018, 12:02:49 AM
Only one way to find out!


They asked for an email address so I used Keith’s. Will he get Russian travel brochures?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Username on July 26, 2018, 12:03:19 AM
Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 26, 2018, 12:51:58 AM
Bart,
Do we really need a post/rank system? I was thinking that it detracts from...
Oh, wait. Well, look there - post 1,000. Huh...
As I was saying, thank you for the post/rank system. It really does add to the EllGab experience!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 26, 2018, 06:12:34 AM
Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 26, 2018, 06:27:24 AM
Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?

Ice?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 26, 2018, 06:29:02 AM
Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.

Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on July 26, 2018, 06:35:23 AM
Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know

I've been listening to a lot of Art vs. JC.
I will continue the battle through his son, JD.
I've got the voice fleshed out(Think Cool Hand Luke "What we got here"), along with his wife and son.
I'll send a clip when I can - there are people around right now so it would be awkward...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 26, 2018, 04:47:04 PM
Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Username on July 26, 2018, 05:07:49 PM
Ice?

Ah-Mazing
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on July 26, 2018, 06:27:47 PM
Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 26, 2018, 08:37:38 PM
Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...

Click it twice, it makes sure you get 100% pure Russian
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 26, 2018, 09:37:04 PM
Dear Bart,
with all the “pretending” to be someone else on the internet...
how can I be sure IF I click on hot Russian babes or Anastasia website...
I won’t be corresponding with Heater Wade or slow Kathy ?
respectfully,
horny, but cautious...
I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard.  Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on July 26, 2018, 09:43:22 PM
I always assume everybody actually L00ks like their avatar. I, am actually a red table with a cold beer on me overlooking part of my yard.  Your AV has me believing that you own a pitch fork. Perhaps several.. that's a good thing.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 26, 2018, 09:57:18 PM
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You just got swept by the Twins..
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Username on July 26, 2018, 11:42:21 PM
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What nightmares are made of.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on July 26, 2018, 11:45:39 PM
What nightmares are made of.
Hey it could be worse!
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Ms. C on July 27, 2018, 11:21:24 AM
Dear Bart;

Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items?  T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?

Thanks in advance,
Ms. C
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 27, 2018, 12:04:13 PM
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I look exactly  like my avatar  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 27, 2018, 01:58:35 PM
Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?

If the world still exists in December then yes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 27, 2018, 01:59:22 PM
Dear Bart;

Is there an Ellgab store to buy some awesome Ellgab items?  T-shirts, coffee cups, lighters (all branded)?

Thanks in advance,
Ms. C

There is.
Close your eyes and you can visit it.
Magical, non?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 27, 2018, 05:12:23 PM
Hey it could be worse!
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Yikes! eawww
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 07:53:17 AM
Dear Bart,

How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty ::) and most everyone ignores me?   ??? ???  Thanks in advance for your assistance.. :(
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 28, 2018, 09:15:46 AM
Dear Bart,

How can I make another 120 posts to get to Drone Pilot when my mind is empty ::) and most everyone ignores me?   ??? ???  Thanks in advance for your assistance.. :(

Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 09:19:38 AM
Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 04:18:16 PM
Cookies.
When you bring cookies everyone becomes a friend instantly.
Don't forget after Drone Pilot comes Elluminati and then... nobody has found out yet.
Didn't Metron go into a black hole after that?!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 28, 2018, 04:22:09 PM
i'll keep that in mind.. thanks for the one up  :)visitors can't see pics , please register or login

Poor baby!  Willing to be hung unsupported, and crushed, for his cookie!  No offense, but this was very difficult for me to watch.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 04:35:01 PM
Poor baby!  Willing to be hung unsupported, and crushed, for his cookie!  No offense, but this was very difficult for me to watch.

 I'm sorry it upset you but he puts the cat down at the end...he only held her a few seconds and i don't see the cat being crushed in anyway.. maybe i shouldn't have posted it.. i just thought it was cute the way the cat grabbed the cookie.. ..the cat is ok  again, i'm sorry.. ..no one loves cats more than me..
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 04:50:41 PM
I'm sorry it upset you but he puts the cat down at the end...he only held her a few seconds and i don't see the cat being crushed in anyway.. maybe i shouldn't have posted it.. i just thought it was cute the way the cat grabbed the cookie.. ..the cat is ok  again, i'm sorry.. ..no one loves cats more than me..
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let's forget about that one.  here's a cute cookie cat  for sure   :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 28, 2018, 05:28:12 PM
Good grief, that one is worse. The cat is eating bad food and fell. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 05:29:37 PM
 
Good grief, that one is worse. The cat is eating bad food and fell.

i just can't do anything right   :-\ :'( :-[
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 28, 2018, 05:30:52 PM
i just can't do anything right   :-\ :'(
I was only kidding and forgot the winky face.  Sorry.   :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 28, 2018, 05:31:47 PM
I was only kidding and forgot the winky face.  Sorry.   :P

 :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on July 28, 2018, 05:34:54 PM
I want to know if Bart owns a vacuum cleaner and if so, what brand? Do you prefer uprights, handheld, or autonomous?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 28, 2018, 05:36:14 PM
What a sucky question.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 28, 2018, 06:17:27 PM
I want to know if Bart owns a vacuum cleaner and if so, what brand? Do you prefer uprights, handheld, or autonomous?

I have 3 - a Dyson Cyclone V10 and 2 Hoover Cruise sticks.

And 2 Shop-Vacs.

I could have more, that's why I refuse the DNA tests.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2018, 06:18:47 PM
What a sucky question.
Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on July 28, 2018, 06:32:09 PM
Bart we have $100 bets riding on if you are MV/MW or not.

Will we ever be able to settle up?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 28, 2018, 06:40:02 PM
Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
I thought I would have been smited for the pun.  Didn’t think I’d have to explain it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 28, 2018, 06:42:43 PM
Bart we have $100 bets riding on if you are MV/MW or not.

Will we ever be able to settle up?

I doubt it, there really is no good outcome for anyone with that level of retardation.
It's all dribble cups and shitting your pants.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 28, 2018, 07:13:26 PM
I thought I would have been smited for the pun.  Didn’t think I’d have to explain it.
I'm not a smiter ;D

And it was a "sucky" pun. Thought I'd elaborate on it, that's all. Didn't think I'd have to explain myself ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on July 28, 2018, 08:56:56 PM
Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become a sticky. I might start one. My spatula thread back in 2013 made for almost four pages of riveting discussion. Like vacuum cleaners, not all spatulas are created equal. If you want to get really deep we can start a kitchen appliance thread.
I love my Actifry!

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 29, 2018, 12:05:36 AM
let's forget about that one.  here's a cute cookie cat  for sure   :)

I love the way you pick such vivid ones.  Neck, shoulders and spine are more delicate than they seem.  I never knew cats like cookies!  When did that start?!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on July 29, 2018, 04:55:17 AM
I doubt it, there really is no good outcome for anyone with that level of retardation.
It's all dribble cups and shitting your pants.

I know..  so e-tarted.. Exactly the reason I wanted to make it a $1,000 bet...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 29, 2018, 12:05:52 PM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people?  :-X  8)  :-[ Thanks ...in advance  .  :-\

Praise BE and Praise be as well..

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 29, 2018, 12:29:10 PM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people?  :-X  8)  :-[ Thanks ...in advance  .  :-\

Praise BE and Praise be as well..

Not that I am aware of.
You can just click on NEW UNREAD POSTS in the header menu and it lists all the threads with new posts.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 29, 2018, 12:31:10 PM
Not that I am aware of.
You can just click on NEW UNREAD POSTS in the header menu and it lists all the threads with new posts.

ok, thanks. i'll have to do that... :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 29, 2018, 04:18:43 PM
ok, thanks. i'll have to do that... :)
Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 29, 2018, 04:25:02 PM
Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)



no one.. lol   :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 29, 2018, 04:27:20 PM
i was a bad girl today and my karma went way down  :(
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 29, 2018, 05:03:59 PM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to "ignore" a particular thread that is wiping out all the other ones with constant chitchat between 2 people?  :-X  8)  :-[ Thanks ...in advance  .  :-\

Praise BE and Praise be as well..

You are too funny TW! +1 for you!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 29, 2018, 05:07:49 PM
You are too funny TW! +1 for you!

I'm glad you like it.. i got people mad at me for it... :-[ ;D 8) Thanks  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 29, 2018, 10:21:52 PM
Quote from: link=topic=150.msg21234#msg21234 date=1532827127
Really? I think a vacuum cleaner thread would eventually become uh sticky.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 29, 2018, 10:24:18 PM
Which two posters do you want gone? just asking... ;)


Lol.  I wasn't mad just having a difficult time.  I can see where those giffs were irresistable, though.  That little black cat really knows how to work it!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on July 29, 2018, 10:36:17 PM
I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.
Speaking of which... +1 smite for this idea.  >:(  You will see it in the future, and remember this post.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on July 30, 2018, 05:04:00 AM
Is the zoo like Falkie’s Fortress?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 30, 2018, 05:16:45 AM
Is the zoo like Falkie’s Fortress?

If this was 2017 or earlier it would probably be called that, yes.
Now we have the CuckShack.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on July 30, 2018, 09:25:55 PM
I guess there is a way but I honestly have not looked yet. I do plan on making all the smites public one day, if it is possible to.
People got much more involved with it than I thought they would. I forget it is there until I read a post from someone worrying about theirs.

Why not just let the responses to posts be the guage and arbitor as is the common practice?  This secret ballot thing seems contrary to the purpose of fora like this and if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working.  It also has every potential for turning into a popularity contest fostering cliqueish behavior and serving as a vehicle for no-risk axe grinding.  If someone has a pro or con opinion about what another has posted one should state it in a forthright manner under their user ID.  How does voting up or down anonymously promote a dialogue which is what I thought these discussion boards where all about? 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 30, 2018, 09:32:30 PM
if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working.

I think it was intended to make people like you write paragraphs about it.
It's working.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on July 30, 2018, 11:30:17 PM
I think it was intended to make people like you write paragraphs about it.
It's working.


 Okay, so  I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands.  Glad we had this conversation.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 31, 2018, 12:20:51 AM
Why not just let the responses to posts be the guage and arbitor as is the common practice?  This secret ballot thing seems contrary to the purpose of fora like this and if it was intended to end the juviinile taunting and name calling that goes on it isn't working.  It also has every potential for turning into a popularity contest fostering cliqueish behavior and serving as a vehicle for no-risk axe grinding.  If someone has a pro or con opinion about what another has posted one should state it in a forthright manner under their user ID.  How does voting up or down anonymously promote a dialogue which is what I thought these discussion boards where all about?
It also depends on how you look at the karma spectrum.  Personally, hovering around neutral can be refreshing.  After all, there are many types of people for who I feel pleasing is not desirable.  And negative karma can be a reminder to stay spiffy!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on July 31, 2018, 01:42:00 AM

 Okay, so  I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands.  Glad we had this conversation.

I'll give you a +1 based just on this post.  I don't know that I have ever seen this feature on a forum.  I suppose if / when everything becomes public it will be interesting and cause a little drama.  That will be the day that we all know that Bart has decided to channel his "inner MV".  :-\
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 04:33:46 AM

 Okay, so  I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands.  Glad we had this conversation.

Useless?
It got your titties in a bunch. my ant farm resident.
Great success!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 04:41:24 AM
I'll give you a +1 based just on this post.  I don't know that I have ever seen this feature on a forum.  I suppose if / when everything becomes public it will be interesting and cause a little drama.  That will be the day that we all know that Bart has decided to channel his "inner MV".  :-\

It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.

https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on July 31, 2018, 05:56:33 AM
Useless?
It got your titties in a bunch. my ant farm resident.
Great success!

Titties in a bunch?  Ant farm resident?   I ask a legitimate question and you go all wise-ass and condescending? Maybe you should change the name of this string to “Bart Will Answer any Question You Have  Provided He Likes It.” 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 31, 2018, 06:01:00 AM
It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.

https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma

You're assuming we're all adults here.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on July 31, 2018, 06:13:15 AM
It's an optional core feature of SMF, it is not even an add-on.
The fact that adults care about it is quite fascinating to me.

https://wiki.simplemachines.org/smf/Karma

The operative word here is optional.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Laurakinch on July 31, 2018, 07:16:40 AM

 Okay, so  I wasn’t too far off in thinking that it was a useless add on by someone with way too much free time on their hands.  Glad we had this conversation.

Talk about someone with too much time on their hands. Sheesh.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 31, 2018, 09:19:44 AM
I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).

However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.

 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 31, 2018, 10:19:01 AM
I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).

However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.


*/reported










*Just checking to make sure I still had balls
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 10:42:21 AM
I think being able to like or dislike a post could be misused (if you cared about what people think about what you post), it could stop people posting on the forum (thus keeping the board streamlined, or curtail further conversation).

However this is EllGab, everyone is adulty enough to rise above favouritism, and if they aren’t we’ll enjoy the arguments that ensue. For me the takeaway is if you don’t have the balls to reply to it, you maybe shouldn’t have the right to like or dislike it, thus in effect potentially negating the need for like and dislikes.

It wasn't like/dislike, it was just LIKE.
I thought I would add it and change it to a THANKS feature.
Lots of people spend time uploading screengrabs or audio files and I figured it was a way for people to acknowledge their efforts.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on July 31, 2018, 11:11:42 AM
Don't change a thing. Let them cry.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 31, 2018, 11:13:06 AM
Dear Bart
                     
I just made my 500th post.. May I be Drone Pilot now? Thanks for your consideration in advance

Praise BE and Praise be!

TW

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 31, 2018, 11:14:29 AM
Dear Bart
                     
I just made my 500th post.. May I be Drone Pilot now? Thanks for your consideration in advance

Praise BE and Praise be!

TW

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That’s not the drone he was looking for.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 31, 2018, 11:15:17 AM
oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks   :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 31, 2018, 11:37:17 AM
In most groups subtle alliances and undercurrents develop over time.  I typically didn't used to consider such things, treating most people equally until proven otherwise.  But knowing one's audience is an idea worth considering if you don't want to be Pollyanish at best, or superficial or isolated at worst.

The karma meter kind of gives me clues about who I am talking to.  Before I confront someone with huge karma, I prepare to defend my position, bec they are going to have backup! I usually look at many angles before I present opinions to them, bec they didn't get all their karma by being silly!

But if I confront someone with negative karma, the only response back is likely to be theirs.  I might take more risks and see what I get back.

Also, when I see very negative karma, I don't take hasty comments to heart.  I also can review the person's post history to see if they were forced wrongly into bad karma just by being railroaded or something.  With Mars in Libra and a Leo moon, this is right up my protective alley!  Then I can kind of be supportive of that person, or remind them of why they lack support.  Supporting a poster who has been mobbed is not a karma-point booster, so again there can be valid reasons for having somewhat low karma.  I don't judge people with low karma.  Some of the nicest people here have low karma, simply bec they don't post frequently, or bec they don't generate strong reactions.  But they are bread and butter here.  If everyone were to "shine", we might all be blinded to each other.

Sometimes people support my positions and I really appreciate it.  I've also received many instances of specific, constructive feedback, even about my style.  The karma meter enables people to elbow me, or kick my toes under the table, without making a big deal of it, so we can keep on flowing...

Celebrities like Bart, or posters who clearly have specific goals which kind of give them one special role, kind of celebrity-ish, receive accolades of karma.  But for regular posters without fixed roles, the karma meter is a spectrum, not a scale. Each person decides where they are comfortable.  It's like money:  One needs plenty enough, but beyond that more is not necessarily better.  More can be an indication of pandering or superficiality.  Likewise, excess wealth creates security risks (being used, being abused, theft, ransom, blackmail), substance addiction, class warfare, management complications, greed, and inflation ($3,000 handbags, vulture-like fees/expenses).

When an experienced poster has somewhat low karma, remember that it may have been gotten through earnest, progressive exchange, and low karma is just fine.  It is not a negative thing.  It can mean one has the courage to present controversial matter.

Sure, the whole karma thing can at times seem juvenile, but it gives readers a way to passively state their opinions without conflict.  And at the very least, it is a reminder to aim to have fun.  There are discussion forums all over, but we traditionally have incorporated a great amount of humor and fun.  It's not wrong to see one's karma dip, and to ask oneself if one has gotten stodgy  ::).
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 31, 2018, 11:40:39 AM
Dear Bart,


Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?


Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 31, 2018, 11:47:24 AM
Dear Bart,


Before today you you envision the need for an airsoft gun?


Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks
:P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on July 31, 2018, 11:48:39 AM
oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks   :) :) :) :) :) :)

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  :) ::)
Congratulations, Tootsie!  You deserve it!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 31, 2018, 11:49:45 AM
Congratulations, Tootsie!  You deserve it!

thanks so much   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on July 31, 2018, 12:04:37 PM

Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?


Or bleach, a shovel and plastic bags?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on July 31, 2018, 12:20:54 PM
oh wowee.. i am drone pilot.. thanks   :) :) :) :) :) :)

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  :) ::)

Congrats TW! Fly carefully!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 12:23:12 PM
Dear Bart,


Before today did you envision the need for an airsoft gun?


Respectfully,
Mssr Sucks

I will stick to backhand slaps like an unpaid pimp.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on July 31, 2018, 12:24:25 PM
Congrats TW! Fly carefully!

i will .. thanks   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on July 31, 2018, 02:52:05 PM
It wasn't like/dislike, it was just LIKE.
I thought I would add it and change it to a THANKS feature.
Lots of people spend time uploading screengrabs or audio files and I figured it was a way for people to acknowledge their efforts.


I can go with that, maybe a beer icon :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 31, 2018, 05:44:54 PM
Mr. Bart Ell,

Do you like cats?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 06:07:57 PM
Mr. Bart Ell,

Do you like cats?

I don't spend any time around them to know.

I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on July 31, 2018, 06:18:04 PM
I don't spend any time around them to know.

I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.

That's understandable.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on July 31, 2018, 06:53:40 PM
Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on July 31, 2018, 06:57:31 PM
Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)

Pierogi in our house. No matter how you spell it, excellent comfort food.

Cabbage is the best. Potato and onion is next.  Cream cheese is third.  There is a small pierogi restaurant near me that serves a meat one that is pretty good but my grandmother never filled hers with meat.

Potato cheese and bacon sounds like a good mixture.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on July 31, 2018, 07:09:19 PM
Bart, what do you like in your perogy's, perogies? I prefer the classic potato and cheese with bacon. I should add that it's all in how you season the mashed potatoes, the rest is gravy (so to speak)

Potato, fried onions and bacon.
I go quark, mushrooms and spinach sometimes, too

Custard filled paczki for dessert.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2018, 10:00:02 PM
Talk about someone with too much time on their hands. Sheesh.

I wish it was just 'too much time' on my handz.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2018, 10:03:42 PM
In most groups subtle alliances and undercurrents develop over time.  I typically didn't used to consider such things, treating most people equally until proven otherwise'

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2018, 10:05:53 PM
Or bleach, a shovel and plastic bags?

Yu are my kinda girl.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on July 31, 2018, 10:09:44 PM
I don't spend any time around them to know.

I am allergic to them so I kept my distance.

You should try them over a hardwood briquet fire.  Seasoned well with salt and pepper.  Sage if you're of a mind.   
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on July 31, 2018, 11:43:23 PM
Don't change a thing. Let them cry.
Including screen names?  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2018, 02:17:30 PM
If a poster was to get made for display at Wrigley Field, should it say:

1. ellgab.com
2. BartEllLegacy.com
3. Bart Ell is #Legacy
4. Winnie Loves GravitySucks

Exactly how many Bart Bucks are on the table?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2018, 02:24:08 PM
If a poster was to get made for display at Wrigley Field, should it say:

1. ellgab.com
2. BartEllLegacy.com
3. Bart Ell is #Legacy
4. Winnie Loves GravitySucks

Exactly how many Bart Bucks are on the table?

$5,000 in Bart Bucks for either #1 or #2
$2,500 in Bart Bucks for #3
You owe me $10 in Bart Bucks for 4.

Both #1 and #2 get you $12,500 in Bart Bucks and immediate induction into the ellgab HALL OF FAME (http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=hof)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 01, 2018, 02:25:37 PM
$5,000 in Bart Bucks for either #1 or #2
$2,500 in Bart Bucks for #3
You owe me $10 in Bart Bucks for 4.

Both #1 and #2 get you $12,500 in Bart Bucks and immediate induction into the ellgab HALL OF FAME (http://ellgab.com/index.php?action=hof)

Just might have to find some poster board and a marker or two. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Lonevoice on August 01, 2018, 02:46:25 PM
Just might have to find some poster board and a marker or two.
Go for it, GS!  Whatever you decide to do, have a wonderful time!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on August 01, 2018, 04:13:47 PM
I get this:
"An error occurred during a connection to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s). Error code: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP "
When I try to go to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Firefox 61.0.1 (64bit), Linux Mint 17.3 'Rosa'
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2018, 04:17:35 PM
I get this:
"An error occurred during a connection to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Cannot communicate securely with peer: no common encryption algorithm(s). Error code: SSL_ERROR_NO_CYPHER_OVERLAP "
When I try to go to kingdomofnyeradio.com. Firefox 61.0.1 (64bit), Linux Mint 17.3 'Rosa'

Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 01, 2018, 04:18:51 PM
Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet

I just clicked the link and it came up fine for me. going to listen to the bumper music.. thinking of Art.. thanks  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on August 01, 2018, 04:22:39 PM
Try http://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ for now.
They were moving my sites to a new server and may not have set up the ssl thing yet

Still doesn't work but I'll try back later. My setting might be "blocking" some non-SSL thing, or something.

Praise BE!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 01, 2018, 04:26:00 PM
Still doesn't work but I'll try back later. My setting might be "blocking" some non-SSL thing, or something.

Praise BE!

There is always the direct link to the player at http://www.radionomy.com/kingdomofnyeradio
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on August 01, 2018, 04:28:42 PM
There is always the direct link to the player at http://www.radionomy.com/kingdomofnyeradio

That works! Praise BE!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 02, 2018, 02:41:40 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 02, 2018, 02:49:53 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!

Welcome to the EllGab Hall of Fame!

You are BartBucks rich on top of it.

Enjoy the game!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 02, 2018, 02:52:01 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 02, 2018, 02:52:04 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!

oh wow.. great pics  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 02, 2018, 03:06:44 PM
Welcome to the EllGab Hall of Fame!

You are BartBucks rich on top of it.

Enjoy the game!

Praise Bart Ell!!!

Man of his word!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 02, 2018, 03:26:14 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!
That. Is. Awesome!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on August 02, 2018, 04:16:55 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 02, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1025163812004134912
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 02, 2018, 06:43:08 PM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!
The green of the Wrigley Field makes me homesick, but we have an online home like no other. Thanks Gravity and Bart! Go Cubbies!


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 03, 2018, 12:30:22 AM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!
Congratulations on your internal promotion here!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 03, 2018, 12:34:30 AM
Bart Bucks Babee!!!

"Backup assistant deputy administrator in training"     

I don't know what that means.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 03, 2018, 04:07:03 AM
Bart,
Is there any way that you can increase the size of attachment downloads? Not the number, just the size.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 05:47:18 AM
Bart,
Is there any way that you can increase the size of attachment downloads? Not the number, just the size.

Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.

You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 03, 2018, 07:37:50 AM
Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.

You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
Understood. Thank you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Pizzapunch on August 03, 2018, 07:41:17 AM
When does the zoo open today?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 07:50:51 AM
When does the zoo open today?

NOW
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on August 03, 2018, 02:42:46 PM
Anything special cooking for the one month anniversary of EllGab coming up this weekend?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on August 03, 2018, 03:53:38 PM
Cake for all.
From Bart
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 03, 2018, 04:00:45 PM
Hey, Bart. ;D

Has anyone asked you whether you will host or be a guest on BartCast?
What was/is your answer?  Thank you. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 04:06:41 PM
Anything special cooking for the one month anniversary of EllGab coming up this weekend?

No such thing!
Anniversarius = returning yearly.

Oh and yes - Any posts I make on Sunday will be in the nude.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 04:09:13 PM
Hey, Bart. ;D

Has anyone asked you whether you will host or be a guest on BartCast?
What was/is your answer?  Thank you. ;)

I have no plans to.
If there is ever a final one then I may go on that.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 03, 2018, 04:14:03 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you think there is a chance my thread might have earned a sticky?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 04:17:48 PM
Dear Bart,

Do you think there is a chance my thread might have earned a sticky?

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That zoo one should not be there, I need to pay attention.
Oh and yes, since it is about me it really should be a sticky.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 03, 2018, 04:21:12 PM
That zoo one should not be there, I need to pay attention.
Oh and yes, since it is about me it really should be a sticky.

Thank You Barthur.   ;D :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 03, 2018, 06:53:16 PM
Bart, you're a Cubs fan, correct?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 07:13:09 PM
Bart, you're a Cubs fan, correct?

Nope.
Baseball has been dead to me since 2004.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: anniem on August 03, 2018, 07:19:50 PM
Yes there is a way but it is already much larger than it should be. Server space is not unlimited and is filling up quickly.

You can use https://postimages.org/ for larger images, just grab the direct link and put it between the img tags.
Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 03, 2018, 07:26:07 PM
Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?

It doesn't have to be for every picture but it is ideal for larger ones
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 03, 2018, 07:28:42 PM
Is it a better idea to use that link for all photos?
i use imgbb.com for my pictures. i also have a photobucket account. that was good at 1st (15 years ago) but has turned into a festering pool of adware crapola. i never use it anymore.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 03, 2018, 09:16:13 PM
"Backup assistant deputy administrator in training"     

I don't know what that means.
THE SOFTER THE TITLE, THE BIGGER THE STICK!  He's obviously not gettin' paid for a fluffy title, so we should watch out for real power here  :o   :)!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 03, 2018, 09:24:58 PM
Nope.
Baseball has been dead to me since 2004.
Ahh, I realize how stupid my question was. A Cubs fan wouldn't have such a fine musical palate. Some of the best pipes on the planet!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on August 04, 2018, 03:36:36 AM
With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom.  Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 05:57:51 AM
Ahh, I realize how stupid my question was. A Cubs fan wouldn't have such a fine musical palate. Some of the best pipes on the planet!

Remind me to tell a story about him one day.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 05:58:36 AM
With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom.  Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?

I don't know what that means but a #LEGACY tattoo on the forehead is the way to go.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 04, 2018, 06:00:03 AM
Dear Bart.  What's your favorite genre of music?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on August 04, 2018, 06:14:00 AM
Why are you not in the Hall of Fame?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 06:19:38 AM
Dear Bart.  What's your favorite genre of music?

I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 06:20:32 AM
Why are you not in the Hall of Fame?

Because that would be admitting I am mortal.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 04, 2018, 06:36:56 AM
With some changes at work this week I know have my own little fiefdom.  Should I pull a Nuke and give them the heat and announce my presence with authority?

I'm not Bart but when you are in command, Command

Bombs away!

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on August 04, 2018, 06:38:38 AM
I don't know what that means but a #LEGACY tattoo on the forehead is the way to go.
I like your idea.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 04, 2018, 07:37:47 AM
 
I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.

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  :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on August 04, 2018, 07:42:54 AM
I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.
Ask and you shall receive.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 04, 2018, 08:59:57 AM
I like almost everything but have a special place for cock rock.
I don't want to hear about trees or politics, I want songs about fucking.

Is that some new kind of drug that you snort through your dick? :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 09:11:39 AM
Is that some new kind of drug that you snort through your dick? :o

Drugs? Bart lives a clean dirty life.



Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on August 04, 2018, 09:22:22 AM
how can this be true? 
My ratings here--Posts: 13  Karma: -1.
"it's all about me!"
-1..  :(
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 04, 2018, 09:42:21 AM
Dear Bart,

Gino's Cheese steaks or Pat's Cheese steaks?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 09:44:09 AM
Dear Bart,

Gino's Cheese steaks or Pat's Cheese steaks?

Dalessandro's
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 04, 2018, 10:01:38 AM
Drugs? Bart lives a clean dirty life.
Good to know.  I can respect that, more or less. ::) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 04, 2018, 10:02:15 AM
Dalessandro's
OMG you nailed it!   I would have accepted "there are small hole in the wall places that are better" but you went for the Holy Grail.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2018, 06:28:12 PM
Remind me to tell a story about him one day.

About Rick? Well now you've got me... when you get a few moments PM it to me if you like, I wanna know. I'm all ears, and or, eyes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 04, 2018, 06:38:05 PM
About Rick? Well now you've got me... when you get a few moments PM it to me if you like, I wanna know. I'm all ears, and or, eyes.

Rick and his guitar player from Saints & Sinners - Stephane Dufour.

A very young Bart was in a club.
I went up to the bar to get a drink and they were there.
They invited me back to their place.
Yeah.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 04, 2018, 09:10:02 PM

They invited me back to their place.


Well...…….? I mean c'mon. They beat you up? Got you wasted? Nose candy?


BTW; I have that Saints & Sinners CD. They were assembled (meaning Rick was brought in) by Bon Jovi and Aldo Nova who apparently are friends. The album was voted cheesiest CD of the year by, I think Rolling Stone..?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 05, 2018, 03:05:00 AM
Dear Bart Ell,  I seek more of your knowledge.

In Fallout 4, should I side with "The Minutemen", "The Brotherhood of Steel", "The Institute" or "The Railroad"?

Glory be to Bart.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2018, 06:43:59 AM
Well...…….? I mean c'mon. They beat you up? Got you wasted? Nose candy?

By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 05, 2018, 06:46:58 AM
Dear Bart Ell,  I seek more of your knowledge.

In Fallout 4, should I side with "The Minutemen", "The Brotherhood of Steel", "The Institute" or "The Railroad"?

Glory be to Bart.

I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...

The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow

Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 05, 2018, 07:32:09 AM
I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...

The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow

Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.
Lmfao!  Thy will be done.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 05, 2018, 02:30:49 PM
By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.
It can't be. Rick doesn't bend that way. Guitar player, perhaps.. In my mind you all drank and took the woman from all directions and now you have a grown love child out there..  somewhere. :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 05, 2018, 08:11:29 PM
Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 06, 2018, 02:35:36 AM
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 06, 2018, 03:27:52 AM
how can this be true? 
My ratings here--Posts: 13  Karma: -1.
"it's all about me!"
-1..  :(
Any score hovering around neutral is not bad!  No karma is neutral, not bad.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 04:42:05 AM
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?

Change that mass air flow sensor. Watch a video on YouTube on how to do it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 06, 2018, 05:43:36 AM
Your will be done.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 06, 2018, 07:45:54 AM
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
 no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.

starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.

it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.it could even be something as simple as a bad spark plug  or wires (if it has those). if it has coils on the plugs a bad coil is suspect, as fords are notorious for that. this gives a weak spark and usually sets a misfire code, but not always.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 06, 2018, 07:49:57 AM
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
 no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.

starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.

it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.

Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice.  I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list  I'll await Barts approval before I proceed. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 09:42:58 AM
Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice.  I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list  I'll await Barts approval before I proceed.

What @wr250 said
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 09:44:13 AM
Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?

Why would I allow someone to put my brand on a product that may be sub-par?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: AngiefromNJ on August 06, 2018, 09:48:43 AM
Dear Bart,
    Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 09:55:12 AM
Dear Bart,
    Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!

Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: AngiefromNJ on August 06, 2018, 10:00:34 AM
THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!

Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!
I am sorry, here is question …..How are you today??

 :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 10:07:59 AM
I am sorry, here is question …..How are you today??

 :D :D :D :D :D

MUCH BETTER!

Thanks for asking.
I had a great morning.
Picked up some peaches, plums, grapes and cherries and the farmer lady gave me some tomatoes she was proud of.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 06, 2018, 10:17:06 AM
THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!

Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!

Two questions Party Guy: First, where is the bar?  Second, where is the shitter?  In case I need to take a shower....with the girls.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 06, 2018, 04:00:45 PM
Bart,

How much tone suck does this paint job suck tone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 04:03:10 PM
Bart,

How much tone suck does this paint job suck tone?

Mexican or Chinese?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 06, 2018, 04:17:41 PM
Mexican or Chinese?
Indonesian...  Vintage Modified Jaguar hadn't changed the bridge yet and just thought the tonal deficiencies were because of that crappy bridge.

With this much paint on it, I think it would survive reentry to the Earth's atmosphere.

I am seriously thinking. I should ask for just a new body to be mailed out to me...  Even under their Squier line, this is not normal. I have stripped enough paint off of Squiers!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 06, 2018, 04:25:12 PM
Indonesian...  Vintage Modified Jaguar hadn't changed the bridge yet and just thought the tonal deficiencies were because of that crappy bridge.

With this much paint on it, I think it would survive reentry to the Earth's atmosphere.

I am seriously thinking. I should ask for just a new body to be mailed out to me...  Even under their Squier line, This is not normal, I have stripped enough paint off of Squiers!

Call them up, you sometimes get lucky and they will send out a new body and bunch of swag hoping you will then praise them on social media.

Those stabby bridges can tear a palm apart in minutes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 06, 2018, 04:42:13 PM
Call them up, you sometimes get lucky and they will send out a new body and bunch of swag hoping you will then praise them on social media.

Those stabby bridges can tear a palm apart in minutes.

The last time I called, and not trying to use a friend as a connection, I got a guy who couldn't spell guitar let alone point one out at Guitar Center.🙁

I am hoping that they have somebody that can do the social media end of things and act a little quicker.  I'm also guessing that they would like to have that body as part of a quality control evaluation. There is no way they want to be wasting money on crap like that.

My violin-playing kid loves the scale and the string tension.  The Lennon Rickenbacker was flabby to her.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 06, 2018, 05:29:38 PM
Bart, two questions:
1.) Is there a cuckshed outpost located in northern Utah?
2.) Is the radio station that Heather went to work for in southern Idaho?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Lob Bazare on August 06, 2018, 06:12:02 PM
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
 no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.

starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.

it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.it could even be something as simple as a bad spark plug  or wires (if it has those). if it has coils on the plugs a bad coil is suspect, as fords are notorious for that. this gives a weak spark and usually sets a misfire code, but not always.

You wouldn't happen to ride a WR250?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 07, 2018, 07:00:36 AM
Dear Bart,

Good morning.

My wife and I are still using our Samsung Galaxy S4 phones for over four years.

If we had to upgrade, what would you recommend. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 07, 2018, 07:44:29 AM
You wouldn't happen to ride a WR250?

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i thought this was a "ask bart" thread :) .
but yes i used to ride a wr250, actually a 1994 wr250 2stroke powerhouse.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 07, 2018, 07:48:48 AM
Dear Bart,

Good morning.

My wife and I are still using our Samsung Galaxy S4 phones for over four years.

If we had to upgrade, what would you recommend.

Get all modern and upgrade to the S5.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2018, 09:11:37 AM
Dear Bart,

I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone.  Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc...  My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.

Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...

I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD...  Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 07, 2018, 11:26:29 AM
Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)

He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram.  All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.

Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?

Thank you in advance for your thoughts.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 07, 2018, 11:32:34 AM
Dear Bart,

I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone.  Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc...  My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.

Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...

I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD... Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?


Yeah.  That sounds like fun.  As long as you got the money to pay them, they will smile and eat shit.  And ask for seconds.  Yeah, I like that.   A  lot.

I don't mean to steal Bart's thunder. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 07, 2018, 11:34:33 AM
Dear Bart,

I had a water leak that, while replacing some damaged drywall, ended up doing a whole dining room remodel alone.  Adding crown molding, ultra fancy baseboards, new fixtures, a new color scheme, etc., etc...  My kids have blown smoke up my ass multiple times, they either truly love it or or are banking some kiss ass for future needs.

Now I am getting shit for the rest of this ugly house, bad color schemes, old drywall patches, etc...

I can barely walk to the end of the block, but don't trust most contractors and am aesthetically OCD...  Do I act as my own tryrannical general contractor and be a holy terror to those I hire or hire a remodeler and monitor them continuously and be a pain in their ass?

I hire somebody to do the work but buy everything needed myself. I also watch them like a hawk from my director's chair.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 07, 2018, 11:34:39 AM
Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)

He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram.  All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.

Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?

Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
Not to steal Bart's thunder.....
I would suggest he handwrite messages on the shitter walls of every men's room he can possibly get to.  A captive audience is an attentive audience.  He could use the predrilled holes in the walls for punctuation.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 07, 2018, 11:39:28 AM
Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)

He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram.  All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.

Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?

Thank you in advance for your thoughts.

You came to the right place!
Your pal Bart knows a thing or two about this.
Sadly the best way to get work is from connections.
People are cheap and looking for free so Fiverr and the like will usually result in bids not worth the effort.
Your best option is finding a decent size podcast  that needs some help and to offer it in return for plugs.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 07, 2018, 11:47:17 AM
You came to the right place!
Your pal Bart knows a thing or two about this.
Sadly the best way to get work is from connections.
People are cheap and looking for free so Fiverr and the like will usually result in bids not worth the effort.
Your best option is finding a decent size podcast  that needs some help and to offer it in return for plugs.
Thank you, that is what I was thinking might be the case. If you get too busy with side work at any point in the future, I would happily recommend him in a pm.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 07, 2018, 11:54:41 AM
Not to steal Bart's thunder.....
I would suggest he handwrite messages on the shitter walls of every men's room he can possibly get to.  A captive audience is an attentive audience.  He could use the predrilled holes in the walls for punctuation.

I'm just throwing this out there, Dyna.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 07, 2018, 12:09:18 PM
Thank you, that is what I was thinking might be the case. If you get too busy with side work at any point in the future, I would happily recommend him in a pm.

Another option is making HOW-TO videos for YouTube.
Mixing / mastering tips, how to use compression, reviews of plug-ins... 
I know a few people who abandoned actual production work and just teach on their YouTube channels.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 07, 2018, 12:12:33 PM
I'm just throwing this out there, Dyna.
;D Almost all advertising is one step away from "For a good time call #" The only difference is the quality of the result.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 07, 2018, 12:18:44 PM
;D Almost all advertising is one step away from "For a good time call #" The only difference is the quality of the result.
;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 07, 2018, 12:20:14 PM
Another option is making HOW-TO videos for YouTube.
Mixing / mastering tips, how to use compression, reviews of plug-ins... 
I know a few people who abandoned actual production work and just teach on their YouTube channels.
He's considered this and has a apprentice paying for this knowledge already. Its tricky to be able to tell just enough without putting out a free meal.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 07, 2018, 12:26:26 PM
;D ;D

You are the BEST, man!   ;D ;D ;D    ;)

PRAISE, Paladin! :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 07, 2018, 12:28:31 PM
He's considered this and has a apprentice paying for this knowledge already. Its tricky to be able to tell just enough without putting out a free meal.

Offer the bread and water on YouTube and the meal on Patreon.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 07, 2018, 08:25:42 PM
Dear Bart,
A friend of mine has recently started his own business. He has all the gear and nearly 40 years experience with recording, mixing, mastering and remastering audio for music and podcasts, and creating production music. (Some of his music has appeared on the BBC and on TV.)

He has made a website, advertised on fiverr, facebook, myspace, freelancer.com and instagram.  All business cards, videos and sample demos are ready to go.

Is there a productive place to advertise that is missing from this list?

Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
Contact the local big name musicians, concert promoters, radio stations and schools with music programs...

I have anecdotal stories that would make you think of riches and fame.

This song, in fact was recorded by a touring Oasis in a Texas town...  When creativity strikes, the promoter knew where to send Noel.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 07, 2018, 08:44:05 PM
Contact the local big name musicians, concert promoters, radio stations and schools with music programs...

I have anecdotal stories that would make you think of riches and fame.

This song, in fact was recorded by a touring Oasis in a Texas town...  When creativity strikes, the promoter knew where to send Noel.


Thank you and +1 Sean, he had mentioned that there was kind of a drought in his area (decent sized city) for doing this kind of work. Its just a matter of getting the momentum going and keeping it going.

There are so many talented folks here on different topics. I've learned more here already than probably a year in college in some ways.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 08, 2018, 12:25:24 AM
Dear Bart,

What would light look like if you were traveling the speed of light?


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on August 08, 2018, 12:38:07 AM
What condiments do you like on your hot dog?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 08, 2018, 12:52:25 AM

You are the BEST, man!   ;D ;D ;D    ;)

PRAISE, Paladin! :-*
+1
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 08, 2018, 01:48:28 AM

You are the BEST, man!   ;D ;D ;D    ;)

PRAISE, Paladin! :-*


 I love you, too. :-* :-*

karma for the feels
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 08, 2018, 03:11:59 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?

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 >:(

I would be equally happy with a Bart icon, but just a regular icon with nothing to distinguish it from all the rest?


Unacceptable I say!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 04:39:54 AM
Dear Bart,

What would light look like if you were traveling the speed of light?

It would look the same but it would sound like cheese.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 04:44:06 AM
What condiments do you like on your hot dog?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 04:48:54 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?


It should still be there.
I deleted it and re-uploaded it just in case it was broken.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 08, 2018, 05:00:43 AM
It should still be there.
I deleted it and re-uploaded it just in case it was broken.

I still see it in Chrome, but not in Firefox.  Maybe I was just imagining I saw it in all my browsers before.

Oh Well...

Thank You for your time trying to fix it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ItsOver on August 08, 2018, 05:29:55 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is our toolbar icon of Fort Rock gone?

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 >:(

I would be equally happy with a Bart icon, but just a regular icon with nothing to distinguish it from all the rest?


Unacceptable I say!!!!!
PRAISE FORT ROCK.  MAY HE R.I.P.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ItsOver on August 08, 2018, 05:39:54 AM
Dear Bart,

Will you eventually do cheesy parody YouTube music videos and then abruptly shut-down EllGab and kick us all to the side of the road?



Asking for a dead friend.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 05:46:48 AM
Dear Bart,

Will you eventually do cheesy parody YouTube music videos and then abruptly shut-down EllGab and kick us all to the side of the road?

I used to do parody songs.
I got them on Howard Stern, ESPN Radio, WFAN and a bunch of others.
The biggest one was about Sammy Sosa corking his bat set to Cochise by Audioslave.
No, I don't have a copy anymore.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 08, 2018, 06:22:05 AM
It would look the same but it would sound like cheese.

Thank you.  That was Einstein's answer too.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 08, 2018, 06:28:32 AM
dear bart,
may i spider (archive) the site for historical purposes perhaps on a weekly basis?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 06:31:57 AM
dear bart,
may i spider (archive) the site for historical purposes perhaps on a weekly basis?

Spider away!
We can share the profits when we release the limited edition DVD box set
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 08, 2018, 09:46:40 AM
Fort Rock is showing in all my browsers again : ;D

Thank You Bart!

Praise Barthur!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GrumpyOldMan on August 08, 2018, 01:46:16 PM
Dear Bart,

What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video?  Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome.  Whatever happened to ASCII smut?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 08, 2018, 03:33:32 PM
Bart,

The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:

"Who would you rather be with:  Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?" 

Boof
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Jordan
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think.  However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............

What say you on this matter of vital importance?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 06:21:50 PM
Dear Bart,

What's with these Vimeo ads advertising a billion colors with HDR video?  Back in my day, the men were men and the monitors were monochrome.  Whatever happened to ASCII smut?

Here is some cave painting porn.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 08, 2018, 06:24:37 PM

What say you on this matter of vital importance?

I don't know who these people are but the second one looks like she would probably be into the freakier stuff.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 09, 2018, 02:00:52 AM
Dear Bart,

What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on August 09, 2018, 03:52:39 AM
If I may interject here regarding coffee preparation, I found an excellent tut for it on YT:

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 09, 2018, 06:43:54 AM
Dear Bart,

What coffee should I use and how should I prepare it?

Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 09, 2018, 05:17:31 PM
as much sugar as you like.

That's how I got my wife. :D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 09, 2018, 08:03:54 PM
Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.
I guess I'll stay with the Space Coffee being lactose intolerant, but great to see another Taster's Choice fan :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 10, 2018, 06:17:49 AM
Dear Bart,
 
  I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.

What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 10, 2018, 06:27:17 AM
Dear Bart,
 
  I work out with weights, use the treadmill and ride a bike.

What would you recommend for exercise along with a workout plan?

I do not recommend exercise.

Walk don't run.
Eat enough food for one person and not 5.
Daily orgasm.
Tickle your loved one.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 10, 2018, 04:01:05 PM
Bart,

The lunch topic for the lunch crew in the Cafeteria at work today was:

"Who would you rather be with:  Boof from Teen Wolf or Jordan from Real Genius?" 

Boof
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Jordan
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I, as well as most of the boys, were on Team Boof. We had a real solid case I think.  However, the members of
Team Jordan were certainly vocal in their choice and made some excellent points...............

What say you on this matter of vital importance?

Me?  I always had a thing for Jordan.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 10, 2018, 04:11:46 PM
Here is some cave painting porn.
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I can decipher this painting.  It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team.  Counting fm the left, First man is the primary  radio operator.  You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back.  Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest.  Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design.  Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man.  Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator.  He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack.  In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy!  It'll be fun.' they said.)

Mystery solve.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 10, 2018, 04:12:07 PM
Me?  I always had a thing for Jordan.
She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 10, 2018, 04:13:25 PM
Get some of that Taster's Choice Classic.
Fill a cup with milk.
Heat the cup of milk up for 3 minutes 20 seconds in the microwave.
Add 2 teaspoons of coffee as much sugar as you like.

That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 10, 2018, 04:14:40 PM
She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...

That's my Jordan.  Hehehehe
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 10, 2018, 05:29:29 PM
That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.
I know!  All you need is a milk frother and it's practically a latté!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 11, 2018, 02:32:04 AM
Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 11, 2018, 12:43:39 PM
I can decipher this painting.  It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team.  Counting fm the left, First man is the primary  radio operator.  You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back.  Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest.  Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design.  Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man.  Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator.  He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack.  In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy!  It'll be fun.' they said.)

Mystery solve.

Impressive
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2018, 01:50:44 PM
Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?

NO.

Okay.  You have the space continuum down.  Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun!  Trust me. ;) 8)

(Sorry, Bart.  I couldn't help but jump in here.  My bad). ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 11, 2018, 02:16:38 PM
Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?

Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 11, 2018, 02:18:07 PM
That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.

All the great lovers speak at least a little French.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 11, 2018, 02:27:26 PM
Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
Nah.  French Toast, man.  And I don't care what Paladin says. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 11, 2018, 08:07:47 PM
I'm ashamed to say it but McDonalds pancakes are reeeally yummy :) :)
Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 11, 2018, 10:41:06 PM
Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.

Can I have Date Nectar on those?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 11, 2018, 10:45:52 PM
All the great lovers speak at least a little French.

Well, I do speak a little.  I used it on the French foreign legion.   "Voulez Vous, Fuck You!"   They chittered amongst themselves, pulling moues, we Marines laughed our asses off.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 12, 2018, 01:45:26 AM
Dear Bart,

Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 12, 2018, 05:44:05 AM
Dear Bart,

Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?

No.
You know why they thought that at first?
Because nobody was using them.
Now, ever since the $8 cup of coffee, Instagram meal picture taking brand whores feel they need one to keep up with the Joneses brand whores started using them they are seeing they are not nearly as virus proof as they thought.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2018, 08:39:55 AM
Bart,

A question and a suggestion:

Didn't you have Legacy Pops (the thing you're supposed to suck at) sold at the BartMart?  It popped into my head this morning (PT).

The suggestion is to add banner ads to the new unread posts page.  No real content to cause flagging and it's a useful tool for me that I go to much more often than the main page.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 12, 2018, 12:41:35 PM
Hi, Bart.

What do you think of having a "Thread Of The Month" poll?

There are several that are my favorites each for a different reason.  I'm wondering whether anyone else would like to see their favorite threads highlighted for a month?
It could be a top right or top left post for a month.
I'm just putting that out for consideration.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 12, 2018, 01:34:10 PM
Bart,

A question and a suggestion:

Didn't you have Legacy Pops (the thing you're supposed to suck at) sold at the BartMart?  It popped into my head this morning (PT).

The suggestion is to add banner ads to the new unread posts page.  No real content to cause flagging and it's a useful tool for me that I go to much more often than the main page.

I thought I had the but I may be confusing it with Legacy Lozenges.

I do not know if they can add an ad to that since it is not a page.
I will remind everyone to frequent our fine sponsors as needed.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 12, 2018, 01:34:54 PM
Hi, Bart.

What do you think of having a "Thread Of The Month" poll?

I would just rig it so @Rikki Gins wins every month for his brilliant work.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 12, 2018, 01:35:23 PM
No.
You know why they thought that at first?
Because nobody was using them.
Now, ever since the $8 cup of coffee, Instagram meal picture taking brand whores feel they need one to keep up with the Joneses brand whores started using them they are seeing they are not nearly as virus proof as they thought.

not only are they not virus proof, you get to pay top dollar for 4 year old tech (in most cases).
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 12, 2018, 03:17:37 PM
not only are they not virus proof, you get to pay top dollar for 4 year old tech (in most cases).
Yeah, when they left the PowerPC lines and went with Intel, they became more susceptible to virii. 😀

I must say though, in 1999, my wife frequented Japanese websites on our Mac, including one that changed our dial-up number to one of those high-priced long distance providers overseas...  Good thing I had a dedicated phone line with blocks on long distance and carrier codes.

We dodged a bullet there.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 12, 2018, 04:04:09 PM
I would just rig it so @Rikki Gins wins every month for his brilliant work.
Yeah, I gotcha.  But it would have to be a different thread per month.  Then, the best out of the 12 winners for the year, announced on New Year's Eve. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on August 12, 2018, 06:19:33 PM
Yeah, when they left the PowerPC lines and went with Intel, they became more susceptible to virii. 😀

Jobs was in quite a fix. We had both PCs and Macs running Photoshop and the PCs were much faster. As Apple was such a relatively small customer, Motorola had no interest in increasing processor speeds. Jobs jumping to IBM and then Intel when IBM sold out was probably doing all he could do.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on August 12, 2018, 09:33:35 PM
Will someone please tell me how to get a larger picture in the message area without having to type words or use the attachment? Not too savvy on this stuff yet. 😲

And, I do apologize again if my hitting the report thingy by mistake more than once came in as real complaints. Paying more attention to that now. I’m old, what can I say....😬
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 12, 2018, 10:13:09 PM
Bart, how PC are you? I am not!

So here we go; Indian leg wrestle orrr, first nations aboriginal peoples leg wrestle??

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 12, 2018, 11:05:06 PM
I'm ashamed to say it but McDonalds pancakes are reeeally yummy :) :)
I think they add maple flavoring.  A very novel recipe.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 13, 2018, 01:28:01 AM
Dear Bart,

Where can I find a quality pancake?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on August 13, 2018, 01:43:02 AM
I can decipher this painting.  It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team.  Counting fm the left, First man is the primary  radio operator.  You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back.  Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest.  Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design.  Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man.  Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator.  He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack.  In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy!  It'll be fun.' they said.)

Mystery solve.

Every now and then, there is a post that reminds me why I am here.  Thanks.  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on August 13, 2018, 01:45:08 AM
Dear Bart,

Where can I find a quality pancake?

Max Factor developed is specifically for the stars and for film.  But it is available to the common folk such as yourself through Amazon, today.

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Wow... Now I know more about early Hollywood makeup and the reasons behind "pan cake" than I ever cared to.

https://cosmeticsandskin.com/bcb/cake.php

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 05:32:09 AM
Bart, how PC are you? I am not!

So here we go; Indian leg wrestle orrr, first nations aboriginal peoples leg wrestle??

People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 05:34:00 AM
Dear Bart,

Where can I find a quality pancake?

In your kitchen.... unless you are in NYC then the only thing in your kitchen is the rest of your clothes that don't fit in your 8X6 bedroom.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 05:36:14 AM
Will someone please tell me how to get a larger picture in the message area without having to type words or use the attachment? Not too savvy on this stuff yet. 😲

And, I do apologize again if my hitting the report thingy by mistake more than once came in as real complaints. Paying more attention to that now. I’m old, what can I say....😬

I don't understand the first part.
Second part- There are 2 steps to reporting, just clicking on REPORT alone won't do it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 13, 2018, 06:18:58 AM
Dear Bart,

Do Blue Dragons really exist?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on August 13, 2018, 07:17:13 AM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.
Amerinds. Native American is idiocy.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: AngiefromNJ on August 13, 2018, 07:42:55 AM
Dear Bart,
     Is it ever going to stop raining??? And how was your weekend? Have a great day!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on August 13, 2018, 08:32:14 AM
I don't understand the first part.
Second part- There are 2 steps to reporting, just clicking on REPORT alone won't do it.

Hi Bart,
What I meant is that some posts have just a picture, video, or GIF that fills the message area. When I try to put a picture like that, I get an error message that no message was found in the message area and when I do get a picture up, it is a smaller sized attachment. Since all my computer “learning” is experience by trial and error and tips where I find them, I guess my problem is that I don’t know how to write in a command to have it do what I want if that is what is needed.
I actually webmaster 2 sites for the veterans groups I work for and if it wasn’t for the drag and drop formats, I’d be up that well known tributary without visible means of transportation. LOL
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 10:05:18 AM
Hi Bart,
What I meant is that some posts have just a picture, video, or GIF that fills the message area. When I try to put a picture like that, I get an error message that no message was found in the message area and when I do get a picture up, it is a smaller sized attachment. Since all my computer “learning” is experience by trial and error and tips where I find them, I guess my problem is that I don’t know how to write in a command to have it do what I want if that is what is needed.
I actually webmaster 2 sites for the veterans groups I work for and if it wasn’t for the drag and drop formats, I’d be up that well known tributary without visible means of transportation. LOL

This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.

It should look like this
Code: [Select]
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 10:06:06 AM
Dear Bart,
     Is it ever going to stop raining??? And how was your weekend? Have a great day!

Yes, it will.
My weekend was everything I imagined it would be.... and more!
#Legacy to you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 10:06:42 AM
Dear Bart,

Do Blue Dragons really exist?

Yes.
They like to be called by their real names - Blue Whales.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 13, 2018, 10:14:17 AM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.

 :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 13, 2018, 12:16:02 PM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Bart takes no prisoners.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 12:24:05 PM
Bart takes no prisoners.
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Not PC = Not being skilled enough to color inside the lines.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 13, 2018, 12:25:12 PM
Not PC = Not being skilled enough to color inside the lines.

Not PC = Emotionally retarded and unable to have empathy for others
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 13, 2018, 12:28:27 PM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.

Indigenous, or The People.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 13, 2018, 01:18:13 PM
Pop Quiz.  Multiple Choice.  What is rottweiler Vela's owner's real acronym?
KSM
SSS
MMM
KKK
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on August 13, 2018, 01:40:27 PM
This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.

It should look like this
Code: [Select]
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]

Thank you!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 13, 2018, 04:01:58 PM
Pop Quiz.  Multiple Choice.  What is rottweiler Vela's owner's real acronym?
KSM
SSS
MMM
KKK

No idea what any of that means.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 13, 2018, 11:58:21 PM
No idea what any of that means.
Just as well.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 14, 2018, 12:53:46 AM
Dear Bart,

Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 14, 2018, 01:29:55 AM
People who say they are not PC are usually just racists looking for justification.

Indians are from India.
Some drunk explorer named Columbus thought he was in India and called them Indians.
Don't be that guy.

 East Indian leg wrestling doesn't sound as good. I cannot engage in soft combat while delicious butter chicken is just minutes away.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 14, 2018, 05:03:44 AM
This is what I do:
Upload my image at https://postimages.org/
Grab the direct link.
Put the link between the img tags (You get those bly clicking on the frame below the BOLD button above.

It should look like this
Code: [Select]
[img]https://s15.postimg.cc/wc7kyfrl7/bots.png[/img]

Bart, that is sooo much work.  Will you do it for me?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 14, 2018, 05:52:57 AM
Dear Bart,

Is The BartCast heard in over 100 countries by over 1 million listeners?

We broadcast it on what is called the super internet,
We reach more countries than the regular internet can.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:11:14 AM
Dear Bart,

Can I knock off a little early today?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 14, 2018, 11:17:13 AM
Dear Bart,

Can I knock off a little early today?

Wanna go on another trip?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:23:16 AM
Wanna go on another trip?


I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 14, 2018, 11:26:54 AM


I guess the trunk was a little better than the time you asked if I wanted to go on a plane ride and you strapped me to the wing and flew to Hawaii.

Karl loved it.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: BartEllProducer on August 14, 2018, 11:38:20 AM
“I want to go down, you fucking twat!” - Karl 😂
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 14, 2018, 11:41:44 AM
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 14, 2018, 11:46:38 AM
“I want to go down, you fucking twat!” - Karl 😂
I don't think doing slurpys at that altitude is such a good idea.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 15, 2018, 01:05:25 AM
Dear Bart,

I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.

1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like?  Even if they're not aware of it?

2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?

3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?

4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?

Thank you. 
In Bart I Trust.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 15, 2018, 07:28:38 AM
Dear Bart,

I want to be a Legacy but I have a few questions please.

1) Can I claim Legacy on as many Legacyee's as I like?  Even if they're not aware of it?

2) Do my Legacyee's need to be dead before I can start claiming Legacy?

3) Do I have to have any of my Legacyee's talents or traits?

4) Is there any paperwork I need to fill out?

Thank you. 
In Bart I Trust.

A #Legacy is like taking a bride.
You claim them and drag them back to your cave.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 12:56:47 AM
Dear Bart,

Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 03:50:06 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 03:55:47 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?
'that's what i asked.and I was told  you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 05:59:11 AM
Dear Bart,

Is it ever okay for a guy to sit down to take a leak?

Sure as long as you know you are admitting it isn't long enough to reach the water.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 05:59:50 AM
'that's what i asked.and I was told  you have to click the ads..like I'm
doing. :) :)

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One is plenty, Toots!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 06:02:59 AM
Dear Bart,

Why is Ellgab(TM) On Strike?

It is the newest trend in grifting!
You threaten people into helping.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 16, 2018, 06:08:38 AM
One is plenty, Toots!
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ok, Bart Ell.. whatever you say... :) ;)  you are the One  ;)

Praise BE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 16, 2018, 06:48:45 AM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries?   Non-Paypal preferred. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 06:50:25 AM
Dear Bart,

Is there a way to directly donate to Bart Ell associated industries?   Non-Paypal preferred.

I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on August 16, 2018, 08:28:45 AM
I do not want your money.
IMAGINE THAT!


If you had an amazon wish list what would be on it?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 08:58:49 AM
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
GravitySucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 16, 2018, 09:05:09 AM
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
GravitySucks

Give them directly to Falkie.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 16, 2018, 09:33:15 AM
NO.

Okay.  You have the space continuum down.  Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun!  Trust me. ;) 8)

(Sorry, Bart.  I couldn't help but jump in here.  My bad). ;D

Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 09:59:39 AM
If you had an amazon wish list what would be on it?

There is nothing I wish for.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 10:00:11 AM
Dear Bart,

What is the best investment vehicle to grow my Bart Bucks?

TIA,
GravitySucks

Buy Bartcoins with your Bart Bucks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 12:04:31 PM
Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

GravitySucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 12:11:26 PM
Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little butch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

GravitySucks

What was for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 12:12:24 PM
What was for lunch?

Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ACE OF CLUBS on August 16, 2018, 12:13:20 PM
Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 12:13:43 PM
Sourdough cheeseburger and curly fries. I bought the cokes.

All your answers are here:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud

pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 12:15:32 PM
Where is everyone ?
Very quiet now ....

Your charm turned them off.
Try harder.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 12:16:46 PM
All your answers are here:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pud

pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges.

Thank you kind Bart. I knew you would have the answer.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 16, 2018, 12:54:10 PM
Can you explain what you mean to us that don't understand?
What was the question, again? :-[
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 16, 2018, 01:03:40 PM
What are Bart Bucks?  I don't care whether someone already asked.  I'm asking again.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 16, 2018, 01:23:21 PM
What was the question, again? :-[

I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 16, 2018, 03:26:32 PM
I don’t even know the question but I can tell now the answer is no.
Yes.  I mean yes, no.  No, yes isn't the answer, no is.  Wait.  What are we talking about??!?!? :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 16, 2018, 06:54:10 PM
Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 16, 2018, 07:04:17 PM
Bart,
I deliver in Columbus, Ohio tomorrow and I have a day layover. I've got around $2,000 to spend and I'm thinking about grabbing a gaming laptop. I wonder where the best place to go would be - a franchise store is preferable.
I really like the look of MSi but I'm not that technically inclined.

One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.


https://www.bestbuy.com/site/alienware-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-256gb-solid-state-drive-1tb-hard-drive-black/6228319.p?skuId=6228319
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WeinerInHand on August 16, 2018, 07:13:36 PM
One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.

Noted, thank you. Yes, porn storage has always been my Achilles Heel! 😃
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 17, 2018, 01:36:49 AM
Dear Bart,

What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 17, 2018, 05:49:32 AM
Dear Bart,

What REALLY happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?

Fuck party.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 17, 2018, 06:13:57 AM
Dear Bart,

Which assholes we're banished to the zoo, which ones just quit and which ones came back with new identities (i.e. Metron, Jackstar, etc.)?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 17, 2018, 06:29:46 AM
Dear Bart,

Which assholes we're banished to the zoo, which ones just quit and which ones came back with new identities (i.e. Metron, Jackstar, etc.)?

I think I have sent less than 5 different humans to the zoo.
No comment on the second part.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 17, 2018, 07:58:48 AM
I think I have sent less than 5 different humans to the zoo.
No comment on the second part.

i do wonder about what happened to Metron..  He seemed to disappear after he became Elluminati... 8) :-\
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on August 17, 2018, 10:48:33 AM
i do wonder about what happened to Metron..  He seemed to disappear after he became Elluminati... 8) :-\
Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 17, 2018, 10:49:43 AM
Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.

I hope he's ok too....
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on August 17, 2018, 11:03:23 AM
One of the nerds here will tell you I am crazy but I would grab this from Best Buy.
It's not the best deal you can get but since you are always on the road it would be the easiest place to buy from in case you need to return it.
Run your Windows on the SSD and put your porn on the 1tb hd.


https://www.bestbuy.com/site/alienware-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i7-16gb-memory-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1070-256gb-solid-state-drive-1tb-hard-drive-black/6228319.p?skuId=6228319
Best Buy gets an undeserved bad rap from some. Having done retail consulting work for many years that enabled me to be in and observe operations in many stores including several Best Buy stores, the Best Buy employees and managers I knew and observed were consistently knowledgeable and very helpful to customers. There may be the occasional hiccup as there is with any business but I would have no problem recommending them to someone. You may pay a bit more (but not always depending on sales and price matching), but when you do have a problem you have local help.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 17, 2018, 01:29:27 PM
Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.

I just heard from Metron.. He is ok and says he is swamped with seasonal work but will be back ..just letting people know  ..He sends his best "roswells" to all   :) :) :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on August 17, 2018, 03:53:37 PM
I am that I am.

 :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 17, 2018, 07:48:43 PM
I miss Jackstar, that old fart.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 17, 2018, 07:56:47 PM
I miss Jackstar, that old fart.

Can I help you find what you are looking for?
Seems you got lost on the way to the People We Miss thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on August 17, 2018, 08:00:17 PM
Dear Bart,

Has anybody told you lately, how brilliant you are?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 17, 2018, 08:01:51 PM
Dear Bart,

Has anybody told you lately, how brilliant you are?

Maybe.
I tune it out.
Gotta keep focused.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 17, 2018, 08:18:52 PM
Can I help you find what you are looking for?
Seems you got lost on the way to the People We Miss thread.
Damn.  Must be the shrooms. :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 17, 2018, 11:45:47 PM
Wonder about that also. Usually when a forum member suddenly disappears after being very active, it's not good. Hoping Metron is ok and just needed a break.

I think, and this is just supposition, so it may not be true.  the Metronsexual was in for observations at the asylum.  I could be wrong.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 17, 2018, 11:46:30 PM
I just heard from Metron.. He is ok and says he is swamped with seasonal work but will be back ..just letting people know  ..He sends his best "roswells" to all   :) :) :)

Oh is he out picking fruit?  Which  state?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 18, 2018, 03:40:06 AM
Maybe.
I tune it out.
Gotta keep focused.
can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 18, 2018, 05:32:15 AM
Dear Bart,

Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time.  It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.

What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 18, 2018, 05:53:08 AM
can i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?

I bet you could!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 18, 2018, 05:54:02 AM
Dear Bart,

Most times when I pull up to a 4 way stop, the only other car on the road will pull up in an opposing lane at exactly the same time.  It seems we always motion for each other to go first at the same time.

What should I do?

Give the fucker an alpha stare.
He will wave you forward.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on August 18, 2018, 07:08:22 AM
I think, and this is just supposition, so it may not be true.  the Metronsexual was in for observations at the asylum.  I could be wrong.
If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on August 18, 2018, 07:09:50 AM
I am that I am.

 :)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: yorkshire pud on August 18, 2018, 08:33:51 AM
Hey Bart,

Why was @yorkshire pud a whiny little bitch and refused to meet me for lunch?  Does he really exist?  He sent his alleged wife, @Laurakinch to meet me for lunch. She was funny and a real hoot. Plus she bought lunch.  What did that limey little twerp ever do to deserve one of our finest California girls?

Respectfully,

GravitySucks

I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 18, 2018, 11:41:50 AM
I sincerely hope you recover.. But is it any wonder I didn't grace you with my presence? Really? And it's frankly trite you suppose Laura isn't my wife. Still, not my problem.

I didn’t ask you. I asked Bart.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 18, 2018, 12:39:43 PM
If that is the case, then by now the inmate is running the asylum  :)
Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o

Heh, heh. ;) 8)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on August 18, 2018, 01:48:02 PM
Or, perhaps, Metron is on the outside and THIS is the asylum. :o

Heh, heh. ;) 8)
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 18, 2018, 02:31:00 PM
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?
Fair enough.  I'll keep that in mind.  But I wasn't actually asking a question so much as pro-pondering an idea.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on August 18, 2018, 02:31:59 PM
I'm sorry- but your answer must be in the form of a question (for Bart.)

Bart- are we presently the inmates in the asylum while Metron is free in the real world?

I live in an asylum. There are other details, but this is the pertinent one.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: BartEllProducer on August 18, 2018, 02:59:42 PM
Oh is he out picking fruit?  Which  state?

I’m cracking up laughing! I’ll owe you another +1 tomorrow.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 19, 2018, 05:46:23 AM
can may i write a script that reports every post with "Bart is brilliant" just to remind you?
I bet you could!
i know i can.  ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 19, 2018, 06:44:08 AM

i know i can.  ive fixed the question.
would i do this is another question. mostly for me lol.

As long as it includes a gif of that kid running down the hallway and then turning around when his grandfather growls.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 19, 2018, 09:33:59 AM
Dear Bart,

What's the best pizza place you've even eaten Pizza at?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 19, 2018, 02:06:31 PM
Dear Bart,

What's the best pizza place you've even eaten Pizza at?

Gusto Italiano in Cannes.

My PIZZA PIZZAZZ recipe comes from them.

#FuckPizzaPunch
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 20, 2018, 12:19:23 AM
Holy crap...

That must be some strong coffee you're drinking.
She's robo posting!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 20, 2018, 12:24:00 AM
Bart, pants or sweats?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 20, 2018, 12:33:30 AM
Dear Bart,

Is there any country where the politicians aren't all corrupt?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 20, 2018, 05:50:57 AM
Gusto Italiano in Cannes.

My PIZZA PIZZAZZ recipe comes from them.

#FuckPizzaPunch

Bart,

I'm growing, and drying, peppers right now to make my own Pizzazz.

Are you proud of me?

Respectfully,
User 469
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 20, 2018, 09:57:08 AM
Dear Bart,

I notice some members never post.. I like to hear from many people and different ideas.. Will you please threaten them with the zoo or cuckshack if they never post?  Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

As always, Praise BE

TW
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 20, 2018, 10:43:11 AM
Bart, pants or sweats?

Loungewear.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 20, 2018, 10:44:23 AM
Dear Bart,

Is there any country where the politicians aren't all corrupt?

If you ignore them they don't exist.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 20, 2018, 10:44:49 AM
Bart,

I'm growing, and drying, peppers right now to make my own Pizzazz.

Are you proud of me?

Respectfully,
User 469

I am erect at the thought.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 20, 2018, 10:45:18 AM
Dear Bart,

I notice some members never post.. I like to hear from many people and different ideas.. Will you please threaten them with the zoo or cuckshack if they never post?  Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

As always, Praise BE

TW

They may be ad clickers, Toots.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 20, 2018, 11:05:08 AM
They may be ad clickers, Toots.

you're absolutely right   :) ;) Thanks BE  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 20, 2018, 10:54:13 PM
Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day? :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 20, 2018, 11:43:41 PM
Dear Bart,

Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 21, 2018, 01:05:48 AM
Dear Bart,
Why?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 05:32:16 AM
Dear Bart,
Did you have a nice day? :)

For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 05:32:57 AM
Dear Bart,

Is Bigfoot real and if so, have you ever seen one?

Bigfoot is not real and I have seen 3.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 05:33:27 AM
Dear Bart,
Why?

Simple.
3 cans of tuna got lost on the way home.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on August 21, 2018, 06:23:52 AM
Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 21, 2018, 06:25:41 AM
Dear Bart,
Who is better? Someone who has achieved Elluminati status, or someone who has clicked on 100 ads?

Depends how quickly they reached 100.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 21, 2018, 01:38:09 PM
For a normal human?
Yes
By my standards?
Average.
I hope things keep looking up.

On a busy day, what is your morning beverage?  I drink water, decaf, half caff and tea.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 22, 2018, 09:45:55 AM
Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 22, 2018, 10:00:13 AM
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 22, 2018, 11:15:09 AM
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?
The Imagination. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 22, 2018, 12:06:00 PM
Hi Bart,
Are WiH and brig on the outs?

She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 22, 2018, 12:06:24 PM
Dear Bart,
 
Where have humans come from?

It all starts with a cumshot into a vagina.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 22, 2018, 12:47:51 PM
She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

Yep. The old furry beaver causes the weiner to retract syndrome. Classic.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ACE OF CLUBS on August 22, 2018, 12:49:48 PM
Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 22, 2018, 12:51:56 PM
Are you MV ?
Metron your mom ?

Yes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 22, 2018, 01:31:20 PM
Yes.

 :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 22, 2018, 01:33:44 PM
:o

Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 22, 2018, 01:41:16 PM
Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D

 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 23, 2018, 10:02:29 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you know how Brig is? I hardly see her post.. I hope she is ok.. thank you, praise BE 

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2018, 10:09:46 AM
Dear Bart,

Do you know how Brig is?

She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 23, 2018, 10:17:37 AM
She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.

oh my...  :o  thanks for your speedy response as always... :) ;) ;)  yours truly, TW   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 23, 2018, 11:08:10 AM
Dear Bart,

Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2018, 12:50:27 PM
Dear Bart,

Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?

Gas?
In a car?
What is this, 1950?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on August 23, 2018, 01:22:26 PM
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D

Is that a parrot or a naked woman?  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 23, 2018, 01:33:49 PM
Is that a parrot or a naked woman?  ;)

https://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-animal-body-art
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 23, 2018, 02:10:20 PM
Is that a parrot or a naked woman?  ;)
I think it's a naked dude.  Been a long time since I've used this avatar. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 23, 2018, 02:16:16 PM
https://www.boredpanda.com/amazing-animal-body-art
Speaking of body art, check out my Tattoo Thread.

http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=212.0
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 23, 2018, 02:56:18 PM
Dear Bart,

The guys at work and I eat lunch with a large, southern baptist, black woman.  On occasion, we'll push her buttons just to watch her flip out.
It's a hoot and lunch just flies by when she goes off as we are all laughing so hard. Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?
 
Case in point: today this "front hole' article (https://www.rt.com/usa/436686-front-hole-vagina-health/) was brought up. 
Apparently, there are those that think the word 'Vagina' is hateful and should be replaced by the more inclusive term 'Front Hole'.  This resulted in a
rather hilarious rant along the lines of "If someone tells me that I have a 'Front Hole', I'll bust their mother f'ing ass"   
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 23, 2018, 03:03:07 PM
Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?

We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 23, 2018, 03:30:16 PM
We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.

Cool. 

She does have a boatload of patents so we'll have to ramp things up.   

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 24, 2018, 01:22:36 AM
Dear Bart,

Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 24, 2018, 05:42:10 AM
Dear Bart,

Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?

THOSE ARE SILENT?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 24, 2018, 11:07:58 AM
THOSE ARE SILENT?

Coffee spewed.... well played sir... well played.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 24, 2018, 12:07:42 PM
We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.
Well, when ya put it that way, could be fun for all. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 24, 2018, 05:00:20 PM
She sent him beaver shots in her best Mrs Robinson impersonation and he was confused as to why she sent him pictures of a roast beef sandwich caked in cat hair. Once he figured it out he changed his name to HeinerinWand.

Bwahahhaahhaaha. ;D ;D ;D ;D

karma stick go boom
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Smeghead on August 25, 2018, 12:07:14 AM
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 25, 2018, 05:45:15 AM
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 25, 2018, 12:37:09 PM
There is only one answer to this.
Two adult chickens.
One male.
You guessed it, one female.
Babies can't raise themselves.
Same with humans.
Sea turtles raise themselves.  So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart.  You'll find more. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 25, 2018, 12:47:31 PM
Sea turtles raise themselves.  So do many species of fish, like the grunion. Expand your research, Sir Bart.  You'll find more. ;) ;D

Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 25, 2018, 04:12:49 PM
Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.
I can expand my research to the size of that Shithead FUPA and a human baby will still not feed itself from birth.
What is wrong with your brain?
What's wrong with YOUR brain?  Re-read your own post.  You did not specify any species of babies.
Human babies need caring for, obviously.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 25, 2018, 05:40:29 PM
Dear Bart,

I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post?  My mind is very blank and I can't think straight  .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
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Thanks so much... Praise BE

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 25, 2018, 07:04:37 PM
I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?

The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 25, 2018, 07:39:20 PM
Dear Bart,

I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post?  My mind is very blank and I can't think straight  .. Your help is greatly appreciated..


Poetry about me, Bart Ell.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 25, 2018, 07:39:39 PM
I'll settle this. You're both wrong. There now, doesn't everyone feel better?

The first chicken was from an egg that came from two loving parents that were almost, but not quite, chickens.

That is Satan talk.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on August 25, 2018, 07:44:13 PM
Dear Bart,

What came first, the egg or the chicken?

The rooster.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 25, 2018, 07:46:42 PM
That is Satan talk.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 25, 2018, 07:58:10 PM
That is Satan talk.

I'm sure the almost-chickens were married first.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 25, 2018, 08:12:00 PM
I'm sure the almost-chickens were married first.

The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on August 25, 2018, 08:53:45 PM
The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia.

Ha!  The HELL you say.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 25, 2018, 09:10:44 PM
The rooster.
I think we can agree here...unless he was a gentleman mate...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 26, 2018, 09:28:02 AM
Poetry about me, Bart Ell.


 :) :) ;) more to come   :o

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 26, 2018, 09:49:34 AM
The almost chickens were still dinosaurs and had been laying eggs for millennia.

Note to self: Do not accept any egg based dishes from Gravity.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 26, 2018, 12:01:31 PM
Dear Bart,

I have ONLY 44 posts to go to Elluminati.. Can you give me some ideas of what to post?  My mind is very blank and I can't think straight  .. Your help is greatly appreciated..
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Thanks so much... Praise BE

@tootsie_wootsy Start a forum argument with the Ell clan. You'll be at Elluminati before tune time.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 26, 2018, 12:16:38 PM
@tootsie_wootsy Start a forum argument with the Ell clan. You'll be at Elluminati before tune time.

oh no, not me .. i don't like to argue.. besides I love Bart Ell. :-*  I'll have to find another way  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 26, 2018, 12:31:35 PM
oh no, not me .. i don't like to argue.. besides I love Bart Ell. :-*  I'll have to find another way  :)

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 26, 2018, 12:46:32 PM


LOL  i probably do need to go there   :) :) 8)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on August 26, 2018, 01:46:21 PM
Gas?
In a car?
What is this, 1950?

Certainly not the early 1900's...

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 27, 2018, 12:41:54 AM
LOL  i probably do need to go there   :) :) 8)
You're in a much better league than that!

Have you showcased cats 'n cucumbers lately?

Are there any good images along the lines of cosmic cats?

Oh!  You could START Cosmic Cats With Cucumbers!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 27, 2018, 12:43:57 AM
Dear Bart, How much lead time do we and the Cuckshackers get before CuckComms?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on August 27, 2018, 09:54:53 AM
Show me a human baby that feeds itself from birth.


praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.

ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 27, 2018, 12:24:22 PM
praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.

ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.
I already told him about the fish.  He didn't want to hear it. ::)

PRAISE BE ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Roswells, Art on August 27, 2018, 01:43:35 PM
praise for the "BART". You may asked anything and get an answer from the BART.
Thank you.

ps/ baby fishes do not need a parent.

They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.

I'll show myself out.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 27, 2018, 03:28:22 PM
They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.

I'll show myself out.
;D ;D ;D

+1 Praise.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 27, 2018, 05:13:51 PM
Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 27, 2018, 11:19:17 PM
Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?
Snake.  Sssssssssss.  You KNOW he has one...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on August 27, 2018, 11:30:39 PM
Snake.  Sssssssssss.  You KNOW he has one...
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2018, 05:32:54 AM
Bart, you have a snake or any other exotic pets?

I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 28, 2018, 08:08:36 AM
Poetry about me, Bart Ell.

only a few more posts to elluminatti   :) :) :) ;)visitors can't see pics , please register or login


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   :-* :-* :) ;)

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2018, 08:50:15 AM
only a few more posts to elluminatti   :) :) :) ;)[img width=700

Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 28, 2018, 08:51:23 AM
Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!

i bet i will    :) :) :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 28, 2018, 08:53:29 AM
Wait until you see what comes after Elluminati, you will want that even more!

Elllegacy?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2018, 08:55:01 AM
Elllegacy?

I had to go check.
Nope!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 28, 2018, 08:56:01 AM
I had to go check.
Nope!

Good, because there can be only one Elllegacy...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on August 28, 2018, 08:59:59 AM
They don't need to they spend their life in schools. hahahhahahahahaha whew...that was a good one.

I'll show myself out.

love it. You got on the fish no parent thing.
+praise.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 28, 2018, 07:34:19 PM
Bart, can you do away with this "daylight vs standard" time thang? it seems the people are confused about it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 28, 2018, 07:45:23 PM
Bart,
Does the forum get laggy for anyone else? It sometimes lags severely for me. I think it needs more cowbell.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2018, 07:50:06 PM
Bart, can you do away with this "daylight vs standard" time thang? it seems the people are confused about it.

It is probably easier to just get rid of people.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 28, 2018, 07:53:51 PM
Bart,
Does the forum get laggy for anyone else? It sometimes lags severely for me. I think it needs more cowbell.

You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 28, 2018, 08:06:00 PM
You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.

Then somebody on your staff is watching porn. A lot of porn.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 28, 2018, 10:44:57 PM
You are asking me to answer for everyone else?
I CAN DO THAT!
This is the fastest site on the internet.
They can't make a faster site.
It's really fast.
I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other.  Never a problem.

Did the poster mean lag in content?  If so, we'll all have to get busy.  Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 28, 2018, 10:46:47 PM
I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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Amazing.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 28, 2018, 11:32:30 PM
I have the worst tablet in the whole world, but even so, this website runs better than any other.  Never a problem.

Did the poster mean lag in content?  If so, we'll all have to get busy.  Maybe there should be a quota of one post per week, with temporary punishment for offenders.

What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 28, 2018, 11:34:05 PM
I do have a snake.
Thankfully I have not used it in years thanks to the magical TubShroom!
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I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on August 28, 2018, 11:55:15 PM
Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 12:03:29 AM
Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 01:42:04 AM
Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

Heathermyalgia™️ is mine
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 29, 2018, 01:53:39 AM
What would be the punishment? I meant this site slows down at certain times, roughly around 9pm ET. After about an hour, it picks back up. It could be my internet provider so I'm not sure.
That could be.  Love your imaging thread!!!  A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack  :).
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 29, 2018, 01:55:38 AM
I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.
If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 29, 2018, 02:47:59 AM
If they redesigned it so the top or bottom screws off, cleaning woulfd be a lot easier.

It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime

P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there

P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation

P.S.S.S. not really
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 05:32:06 AM
Bart can you add a daily horoscope feature?

Probably.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 05:33:10 AM
Bart,

I'd like the search feature to go back to the inception.

I'd like to check other phrases I think I've coined.  Heatherpathic, Heatherites, etc.

Trying to claim my legacy 😀

Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 05:34:59 AM
That could be.  Love your imaging thread!!!  A punishment could be -5 karma or a Friday morning in the CuckooShack  :).

Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 08:22:20 AM
Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.

and nutsack dropping?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 08:23:43 AM
Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece... 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 08:24:20 AM
and nutsack dropping?

Happens to the best of us.
Didn't happen to the kid who lived a couple of houses down from me when I was a kid.
We called him NoBalls Tony.
Sometimes Tony NoBalls.
I don't remember why we knew this about him.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 08:24:20 AM
Speaking of images, stop fucking reporting the ones with titties.

There are posts with titties?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 08:25:41 AM
Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...

I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 08:26:33 AM
There are posts with titties?

I didn't say nude titties.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 08:37:42 AM
I am working on it.
Click on a username and get the street view of where they live.
I have a feeling it will be a very popular feature!
Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 08:46:27 AM
Heat maps and ZIP code pins would be cool.

Live Falkiecams in every bedroom!
I will make a fortune on the dark web!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Laurakinch on August 29, 2018, 09:01:26 AM
I actually have this! It does work, gross to clean.

Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 09:05:13 AM
Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

Thanks for the tip! +1.

I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Laurakinch on August 29, 2018, 09:33:30 AM
Thanks for the tip! +1.

I have found that this device is too small for my shower drains. I wish they made a bigger diameter one.

These work for a flat drain in shower stall. Use gorilla waterproof tape on each edge to keep from lifting and allowing hair to escape, and rubber mat with hole in middle to cover edges.

https://www.amazon.com/EXCEL-LEADER-Protector-Hexagonal-Starfish-Strainer/dp/B075QL5MG6/ref=asc_df_B075QL5MG6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216766339349&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5042722481412494291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032532&hvtargid=pla-445887851677&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Mat-Vive-Suction-Resistant/dp/B011IZHDW8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560264&sr=8-1&keywords=Shower+Mat+by+Vive+-+Square+Bath+Mats+with+Drain+Hole+-+Non+Slip+Suction+Cup+Pad+for+Shower+Stalls+%26+Floors+-+Mold+%26+Mildew+Resistant+22%22+x+22%22+%281-Pack%29++by+VIVE


Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to turn your thread into Laura's helpful household hints.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 09:34:58 AM
Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.
I have this over my drain now after battling a clog.
 https://www.amazon.com/TXM-Bathroom-Strainer-Hexagonal-Starfish/dp/B078W7L4F4/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560482&sr=8-22&keywords=shower+hair+drain+catcher
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 09:47:04 AM
Oh almighty Barthur,

I frequently think about how many people are not only in the same area as I am, such as @TigerLily, there are a couple of folks here but also have ties to the San Diego area such as @Username and @Moosie.  Although we do have the unwritten no fraternization rule in place, maybe a map would be in order.

Yes, it would be more of a curiosity piece...

Curiouser and curiouser.  You could have gone straight to me without bothering our Dear Leader, whose head lies heavy with his awesome duties and responsibilities. And done the typical a/s/l. I might not have thought you were an a/s/s  Here's a hint to start the Tiger hunt. I live central coastal. Please don't dox me. I feel free to play here because I have complete anonymity. Don't cage the Tiger. Just admire her from afar  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 09:55:25 AM
Agreed. I found using paper towels- one square to hold it and another to wipe it off works best to minimize gross out. Also helps to periodically spray shroom with clorox cleanup to de-scum. Yes I am OCD.

When I initially read this, I thought you were referring to YP. Imagine my relief when I deduced the real subject. Although, YP might enjoy it
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 09:59:48 AM
When I initially read this, I thought you were referring to YP. Imagine my relief when I deduced the real subject. Although, YP might enjoy it
OMG TL you just made this post insanely dirty! Plus 1 karma for you! LOL
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 10:47:24 AM
OMG TL you just made this post insanely dirty! Plus 1 karma for you! LOL

🐯 thanks darlin'. I always hope to entertain at least one person a day. This being you today is a bonus
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 10:53:57 AM
😺 thanks darlin'. I always hope to entertain at least one person a day. This being you today is a bonus

Should I make popcorn?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 11:00:05 AM
Should I make popcorn?

I told you we should have invited her to our wedding
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 11:03:59 AM
I told you we should have invited her to our wedding
What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo.  >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL  :P ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 11:04:04 AM
These work for a flat drain in shower stall. Use gorilla waterproof tape on each edge to keep from lifting and allowing hair to escape, and rubber mat with hole in middle to cover edges.

https://www.amazon.com/EXCEL-LEADER-Protector-Hexagonal-Starfish-Strainer/dp/B075QL5MG6/ref=asc_df_B075QL5MG6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216766339349&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5042722481412494291&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032532&hvtargid=pla-445887851677&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Shower-Mat-Vive-Suction-Resistant/dp/B011IZHDW8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1535560264&sr=8-1&keywords=Shower+Mat+by+Vive+-+Square+Bath+Mats+with+Drain+Hole+-+Non+Slip+Suction+Cup+Pad+for+Shower+Stalls+%26+Floors+-+Mold+%26+Mildew+Resistant+22%22+x+22%22+%281-Pack%29++by+VIVE


Sorry, Bart, didn't mean to turn your thread into Laura's helpful household hints.

Very good tip...Thank you!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 11:05:15 AM
Should I make popcorn?
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 11:06:43 AM
I told you we should have invited her to our wedding

Only after you made scratch through Kaytee Sackhoff
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 11:06:47 AM
What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo.  >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL  :P ;D

No the wedding has been postponed. Grav has cold feet

Besides I found out having multiple husbands is illegal. But multiple fiancés is a-ok. And fun!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 11:09:27 AM
What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo.  >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL  :P ;D

I still think there is money to be made with that tattoo. Look how many views that dorky kid with the star wars lightsaber had once someone added in the special effects.

You could be a star!!!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 11:09:37 AM
No the wedding has been postponed. Grav has cold feet
Well I hear that happens sometimes but he is missing out IMO.
Since this is ask Bart, I should pose a question.
Bart how do you feel about marriage?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 11:10:41 AM
I still think there is money to be made with that tattoo. Look how many views that dorky kid with the star wars lightsaber had once someone added in the special effects.

You could be a star!!!
Perhaps your right but I was thinking...nevermind...this thread has been dirty enough this afternoon. :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 11:12:54 AM
What?!!!! That actually happened? Dammit. I know why, it's GS and his aversion to my fish laser beam tattoo.  >:(
Well I hope marriage is treating you both well. Don't forget the dark side is always recruiting. LOL  :P ;D

oooh behave.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 11:59:13 AM
Curiouser and curiouser.  You could have gone straight to me without bothering our Dear Leader, whose head lies heavy with his awesome duties and responsibilities. And done the typical a/s/l. I might not have thought you were an a/s/s  Here's a hint to start the Tiger hunt. I live central coastal. Please don't dox me. I feel free to play here because I have complete anonymity. Don't cage the Tiger. Just admire her from afar  ;)

Never wanted to dox you...  It is a curiosity though. Especially to see where these pockets of interest are.  I've seen the posts naming Michigan as a hotspot too @ponyboysunset could attest to that.

It would also be interesting to see how many Pahrump IPs are showing up on the map... 😀

A simple heatmap would do. Nothing accurate, no way to accidentally dox anybody.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 12:17:00 PM
Never wanted to dox you...  It is a curiosity though. Especially to see where these pockets of interest are.  I've seen the posts naming Michigan as a hotspot too @ponyboysunset could attest to that.

It would also be interesting to see how many Pahrump IPs are showing up on the map... 😀

A simple heatmap would do. Nothing accurate, no way to accidentally dox anybody.
A hotspot for what, where people live? I have known of two other posters over the years who lived in Michigan and one who used to. Yes please don't doxx me. The only people I want doxxing me are hot, older ladies to which I shall and have given my information freely  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 12:26:03 PM
Happens to the best of us.
Didn't happen to the kid who lived a couple of houses down from me when I was a kid.
We called him NoBalls Tony.
Sometimes Tony NoBalls.
I don't remember why we knew this about him.

No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 29, 2018, 12:31:00 PM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

How much are the tastings and do we get to keep the glass?

Anyway, full disclosure my address is:
6969 Middlebelt Rd.
Garden City, MI
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 12:31:42 PM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

Do you carpool with damon?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 12:33:00 PM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534
Smart ass  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 12:36:53 PM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!

Edit: Ha Ha! +1
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 12:37:56 PM
@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!
Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Great minds think alike.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 12:45:29 PM
A hotspot for what, where people live? I have known of two other posters over the years who lived in Michigan and one who used to. Yes please don't doxx me. The only people I want doxxing me are hot, older ladies to which I shall and have given my information freely  ;)

Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂

I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working.  Everything from views to clicks to emails to calls to actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage.  What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.

Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.

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Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 12:48:12 PM
Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂

I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working.  Everything from views to clicks two emails to calls two actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage.  What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.

Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.

https://mymodernmet.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/archive/fB8FbS7sVkhllCe8IYQ4_1065303686.jpeg

Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.
Well you all know I am close to Detroit, for the sake of this argument let us say that. Although my legal address isn't where I live. LOL.
 Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Ms. C on August 29, 2018, 12:54:37 PM
Well you all know I am close to Detroit, for the sake of this argument let us say that. Although my legal address isn't where I live. LOL.
 Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!

Besides you PBS ( and myself),  I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area! 

Howdy SE Michigan folks.  👍🏻 👋🏻
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 12:57:26 PM
Besides you PBS ( and myself),  I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area! 

Howdy SE Michigan folks.  👍🏻 👋🏻
It's interesting for sure. So far I count four of us now. I think Sean is right, we should do a map. Might be fun.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 12:58:28 PM
Besides you PBS ( and myself),  I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area! 

Howdy SE Michigan folks.  👍🏻 👋🏻

Well, let's think about it, there were a lot of mechanically minded people, whether on the production or design end of things in that area for many years... Just like Southern California.

Anybody remember my awful call to MITD that seems to have put Dave off listener calls forever? I brought it up that the guy was born in an area where a lot of military contractors were... I wish I remembered the guests name, sorry.

Edited to high five Sean and his taste in women!
TY!
It's kind of sad to think of but some of my earliest girlfriends, who were 20 to 25 years older than I was, are in their 70s now. Let's just say I married somebody younger than I am and have regretted it often.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 01:01:22 PM
How much are the tastings and do we get to keep the glass?

Anyway, full disclosure my address is:
6969 Middlebelt Rd.
Garden City, MI

I don’t know you’d have to check their website, sorry. It will surprise no one that I’m a member. Members get free samples monthly. It’s a cute place to buy a cheese and meat platter and split a bottle at the gazebo. I highly recommend it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 29, 2018, 01:05:47 PM

Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.

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If that map is accurate, I need to move. Yet, we have three rock and oldies stations with anemic playlists that play VH "Panama" 9 times a week...and almost no 1960's songs. Maybe I should offer myself to these stations as a consultant, heh heh heh.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 01:06:31 PM
Besides you PBS ( and myself),  I’m surprised to see so many others alluding to their residence being around the big D area! 

Howdy SE Michigan folks.  👍🏻 👋🏻

Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 01:12:18 PM
@Moosie how much gas did the dentist give you!

Edit: Ha Ha! +1

Obviously not enough I’m vertical again!  Sevoflurane FTW

Do you carpool with damon?

I prefer to carpool with demons, they do voices and usually carry fireball liquor.

Sorry, seriously, I don’t know who damon is.

Smart ass  ;)
You carry a pretty smart ass yourself my dear

Well, let's think about it, there were a lot of mechanically minded people, whether on the production or design end of things in that area for many years... Just like Southern California

I have a dog who sees a neurologist in San Diego (Sorrento Valley area ). I’m usually up for a glass of wine. If anyone wants to meet up
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 29, 2018, 01:21:24 PM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534
Do you need a garment steamer?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 29, 2018, 01:22:57 PM
Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?

They say it still walks the streets of Detroit at night, seeking its revenge.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 01:50:00 PM
They say it still walks the streets of Detroit at night, seeking its revenge.
Oh shit, a Chuckie kind of movie but with a sex doll that eats men.  Fucking box office platinum.  Five me a 0.1% cut and credit for "inspired by."
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 02:08:26 PM
Do you need a garment steamer?

I’m a moose. The Mormons don’t let me wear garments. Thank you for your offer, if it was an offer, moose are suspicious creatures.  ;D ;D 8)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 02:10:07 PM
You carry a pretty smart ass yourself my dear
I’m usually up for a glass of wine. If anyone wants to meet up
You would know   ;)  :P
Oh curse  living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on August 29, 2018, 02:27:12 PM
Seriously though, a heat map or Revolver Maps kind of thing would be interesting. Especially if there was a way to sort on those that actually post vs. lurkers.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 02:31:37 PM
Seriously though, a heat map or Revolver Maps kind of thing would be interesting. Especially if there was a way to sort on those that actually post vs. lurkers.
Then Barthur's location, DH's and a few others would look like nuclear bombs going off 😁
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 02:38:01 PM
You would know   ;)  :P
Oh curse  living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.

You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 02:46:45 PM
You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.

At least she is in the area that's fucking
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 02:49:39 PM
At least she is in the area that fucks

/reported
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 02:50:12 PM
You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.
No no Moosie has a pool in Cali. Not me sir.
You would know if you listened to the after show.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 02:51:00 PM
At least she is in the area that fucks
Lmao I heart you Tiger!  :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 02:52:41 PM
At least she is in the area that fucks
Their water system (managed by Democrats) is fucked.  Red wave?  People are getting woke.

Sorry TL, I know you're probably offended 😀
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 02:52:52 PM
/reported

I cleaned it up a bit. Better?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 02:53:50 PM
No no Moosie has a pool in Cali. Not me sir.
You would know if you listened to the after show.

You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.

1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 02:55:00 PM
I cleaned it up a bit. Better?

Remember what Bart says about reporting...  I don't but...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 02:56:05 PM
Remember what Bart says about reporting...  I don't but...

He said to quit reporting titties. He said nothing about not reporting fucks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 02:58:16 PM
Their water system (managed by Democrats) is fucked.  Red wave?  People are getting worked.

Sorry TL, I know you're probably offended 😀

Yes. I'm always offended by lies. Don't get me politicking. I always get smote and I currently have a nice karma to post ratio.  I want to honor all the kind Ellsters who have found me worthy of praising and don't want to monkey it up
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 03:00:56 PM
Lmao I heart you Tiger!  :-*

 :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 03:02:15 PM
You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.

1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
Omg so I have to do this in crayons. She lives in Cali I live in Michigan.
  :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:05:02 PM
Omg so I have to do this in crayons. She lives in Cali I live in Michigan.
  :P

Own it
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 03:07:25 PM
Own it

Detroit can be midwest when they get out of the eastern timezone.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 03:08:23 PM
Yes. I'm always offended by lies. Don't get me politicking. I always get smote and I currently have a nice karma to post ratio.  I want to honor all the kind Ellsters who have found me worthy of praising by not monkeying it up

Proof that there's a special kind of stupid in the political world. His competition will be his own worst enemy though.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 03:09:28 PM
Own it
What? Oklahoma is not the Midwest?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:13:00 PM
What? Oklahoma is not the Midwest?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:14:23 PM
Detroit can be midwest when they get out of the eastern timezone.

Dear Bart,

How long before Newfoundland becomes Oldfoundland?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 03:16:42 PM
Dear Bart,

How long before Newfoundland becomes Oldfoundland?

When they find someplace newer.
It's like being World Series or Stanley Cup champs.
You have the title until there is a new one.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 03:17:39 PM
You would know   ;)  :P
Oh curse  living on the east coast. Lol. And then there’s the pool. Seriously you guys need to hit the after party. Lol.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:19:26 PM


I heard southwest is having a fare sale. They fly into both Detroit and John Wayne airport.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 29, 2018, 03:21:16 PM
I heard southwest is having a fare sale. They fly into both Detroit and John Wayne airport.

SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 03:21:33 PM

I’m in. Nice song choice.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:23:55 PM
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her

If she changes planes in Midway have her grab you an Italian Beef sandwich with sweet and hot peppers from the place called Gold Coast Dogs. Or splurge and go for the Italian Beef/Italian sausage combo.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 29, 2018, 03:24:05 PM
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 03:28:00 PM
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her

Is flipping code for fu .. nm
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 03:31:03 PM
Is flipping code for fu .. nm

Fun fun fun in the California sun?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on August 29, 2018, 03:39:35 PM
Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 03:52:54 PM
Fun fun fun in the California sun?

That's it
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 29, 2018, 03:53:07 PM
Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?

To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on August 29, 2018, 03:53:38 PM
Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?

In Politics. Hurry back there. They miss you
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 04:08:33 PM
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her

I guessed that you were a bit higher desert. More like Apple Valley/Victorville.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 29, 2018, 04:09:38 PM
To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.

Upper right cor... Nevermind.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 29, 2018, 04:12:22 PM
SNA is equidistant between Sean and I. We’ll flip for her

Video of the actual flipping event might, just might, get the three of you in the ellgab hall of fame.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 04:32:49 PM
Which one of you ended up with the sex doll @Walks_At_Night had to leave on the porch?

There are some questions that one really does not want to know the answer to......................

May have to ask Bart on how he would have handled that particular issue.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on August 29, 2018, 04:35:40 PM
Bart, you have inspired me to leave behind at work a legacy.
I have been busy the last few months diligently working on my legacy.

Bart, I would like to retire from work, do you think my legacy is large enough?



Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 29, 2018, 04:39:17 PM
Bart, you have inspired me to leave behind at work a legacy.
I have been busy the last few months diligently working on my legacy.

Bart, I would like to retire from work, do you think my legacy is large enough?
Looks like you're going to go bowling with it. ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 04:43:25 PM
Looks like you're going to go bowling with it. ;D

Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 29, 2018, 04:58:51 PM
You are in fucking Detroit. You don’t get to act like you have beach front property.

There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on August 29, 2018, 07:24:08 PM
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bobs Your Uncle on August 29, 2018, 08:29:14 PM
Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.

Let me clarify @WhiteCrow , I wasn't inferring you couldn't zip pants. I was trying to make a joke about you couldn't zip up your pants with a testicle of that size. Crappie joke, sorry.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 12:19:04 AM
It's easier to just not bathe. You should try it sometime

P.S. on the issue of shooting fish in a barrel...its really easy to do, the hard part is catching them so you can put them in there

P.S.S. i smited you for suggesting punishment for lack of participation

P.S.S.S. not really
Your psssssing all over.  Puhlease keep it in the bucket!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 12:21:54 AM
I don't like that kid (bottom left in the red shorts) thinks he's sooo cool.
Try enlarging it.  He's a toddler.  Peer rivalry?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 30, 2018, 05:25:51 AM
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Thank you for having my back! I appreciate it! :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on August 30, 2018, 05:30:19 AM
Is flipping code for fu .. nm
Yeah....wtf did I miss yesterday? People are flipping for me? Don't I get a say? Apparently not.  :o ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on August 30, 2018, 05:33:15 AM
There is a rather nice beach inside the city limits of Detroit. Just saying...............

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Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 30, 2018, 05:39:39 AM
Bart, does everyone in this pic have matching towels? also is there a rock lobster involved?

It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on August 30, 2018, 05:50:10 AM
It's possible.
It is even more possible that each of them got some form of cancer from that water.

Severe e-coli infections are also very likely.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on August 30, 2018, 11:31:52 AM
Bowling with it? I bet he can't even zip up his pants.
;D ;D ;D    ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 30, 2018, 02:46:11 PM
Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would?  Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast.  Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 30, 2018, 03:31:38 PM
Has George Noory joined covertly? Do you think he ever would?  Other than Twitter, there is no reliable way to send electronic images to him on Coast.  Maybe he reads the Coast with George Noory thread.

I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community.  I thought he said something nice about Dave.  Why isn't it here on EllGab?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 30, 2018, 03:34:28 PM
I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community.  I thought he said something nice about Dave.  Why isn't it here on EllGab?

Dave started in May.
We started in July.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 30, 2018, 03:35:14 PM
I thought George had been here since Bart saved our community.  I thought he said something nice about Dave.  Why isn't it here on EllGab?

He popped onto BellGab a couple of times after Art’s death.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 30, 2018, 03:46:29 PM
I guessed that you were a bit higher desert. More like Apple Valley/Victorville.

I'm in Lancaster on the upwind to PMD and the downwind from EDW.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on August 30, 2018, 03:47:30 PM
Video of the actual flipping event might, just might, get the three of you in the ellgab hall of fame.

Flip a coin to see who picks her up! LOL all you guys (and girls) with minds in the gutter. I like that.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 30, 2018, 03:48:08 PM
Quote from: ponyboysunset link=topic=15  0.msg46914#msg46914 date=1535631951
Thank you for having my back! I appreciate it! :)

@ponyboysunset You bet!    ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on August 30, 2018, 03:51:29 PM
He popped onto BellGab a couple of times after Art’s death.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 30, 2018, 03:54:04 PM
Severe e-coli infections are also very likely.


Exactly. Belle Isle is Up River from Zug Island and the Rouge.   Anything Down River from them and hoo boy - there are
worse things than infections.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sumethinz new on August 31, 2018, 02:08:09 AM
Your psssssing all over.  Puhlease keep it in the bucket!

Okay then, from now on I'll p.p.s. but that hardly seems to change things  lol

Hope all is well
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2018, 02:11:48 AM
Okay then, from now on I'll p.p.s. but that hardly seems to change things  lol

Hope all is well
Not too bad.  You too!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 31, 2018, 07:48:55 AM
Dear Bart,

How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)

Praise be And Praise BE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on August 31, 2018, 07:49:29 AM
Let me clarify @WhiteCrow , I wasn't inferring you couldn't zip pants. I was trying to make a joke about you couldn't zip up your pants with a testicle of that size. Crappie joke, sorry.

I didn't take any offense.

Zipping up my pants isn't a problem now, since I was "forgetting" to do it, I switched to wearing sweatpants with suspenders.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on August 31, 2018, 07:52:51 AM
I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 31, 2018, 07:57:14 AM
I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?

you sure are a handsome dude.. i would love to see bigger pics of you   ;) did you try an image hosting site?

https://www.lifewire.com/free-image-hosting-sites-3486329
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on August 31, 2018, 07:58:04 AM
Dear Bart,

How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)

Praise be And Praise BE

Let me know who those mean nasty ones are Tootsiei.
I'll politely ask them to stop.


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 07:58:24 AM
Dear Bart,

How do i deal with a mean nasty person here? I don't like to argue.. Thank you for your help and advice in this matter.. :) :) ;)

Praise be And Praise BE

Put them on your ignore list.
Profile -> Forum Profile -> Modify Profile -> Buddies/Ignore List
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 31, 2018, 07:59:21 AM
Put them on your ignore list.
Profile -> Forum Profile -> Modify Profile -> Buddies/Ignore List

thank you  i will    :) :)  Praise and love,  Bart Ell   :) ;) :-* :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 31, 2018, 08:00:04 AM
Let me know who those mean nasty ones are Tootsiei.
I'll politely ask them to stop.

thanks so much.. I am putting them on my ignore list...  :) :) :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 08:00:55 AM
 
I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?


Hit (Insert Attachment)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on August 31, 2018, 08:02:06 AM


Hit (Insert Attachment)

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oh wowee..  :) :) :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on August 31, 2018, 08:18:22 AM
I do I make the pictures I post appear bigger?

You sure that was the correct image?   I would have thought it was this one you wanted to post................

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on August 31, 2018, 08:50:01 AM
Bart,

Is there a particular Android browser (or app)  that works well with this forum?  There's functionality and display crap that I'm tired of dealing with using Chrome Nougat.

Praise BE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 09:05:47 AM
Bart,

Is there a particular Android browser (or app)  that works well with this forum?  There's functionality and display crap that I'm tired of dealing with using Chrome Nougat.

Praise BE

They were working on a better responsive mobile theme last week.
I tested it and thought it was complete shit.
There is a pay theme that they are getting a demo of to test next
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2018, 03:57:36 PM
Is the Cuckshack open?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 04:38:54 PM
Is the Cuckshack open?

Can't be assed to open it.
Maybe next Friday.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on August 31, 2018, 04:40:55 PM
Can't be assed to open it.
Maybe next Friday.
We wait.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 31, 2018, 07:53:03 PM
Fearless leader,

I would like to nominate Children International as a future recipient of your generosity. I have sponsored a child in Colombia and a child in India, both who have aged out of the program. It was very rewarding getting several letters per year from each of them over about a 12-13 year span. I found out about this organization because C2C ran a campaign shortly after George Noory took over for Art.

https://www.children.org/

Thanks,
GravitySucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on August 31, 2018, 07:59:49 PM
Fearless leader,

I would like to nominate Children International as a future recipient of your generosity. I have sponsored a child in Colombia and a child in India, both who have aged out of the program. It was very rewarding getting several letters per year from each of them over about a 12-13 year span. I found out about this organization because C2C ran a campaign shortly after George Noory took over for Art.

https://www.children.org/

Thanks,
GravitySucks

March is our next opening so I will put a pin it it for then!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on August 31, 2018, 08:00:56 PM
March is our next opening so I will put a pin it it for then!

Thank you
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 04:35:39 AM
Holy Shit !
Our very own Oracle.
This is cool.    :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on September 01, 2018, 04:37:51 AM
Does that discount for the hotel chain include a jacuzzi room?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 05:02:59 AM

I am an ordained minister.  Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '    ;)

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 01, 2018, 05:07:51 AM
Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '    ;)

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?
Hey, Brother Whistler.  Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap.  I shan't forget it. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 01, 2018, 05:19:52 AM
Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '    ;)

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?

Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 05:34:49 AM
Hey, Brother Whistler.  Oh, the enchanting tone of the Golden Braaap.  I shan't forget it. ;) ;D
:-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 01, 2018, 05:36:04 AM
Does that discount for the hotel chain include a jacuzzi room?

I can tell you are used to staying in motels.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 05:36:45 AM
Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.
Lol.      +1        ;)      ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 01, 2018, 05:37:01 AM
Lest thou not forget ' The Golden Order of the BRAAP '    ;)

Immaculate Oracle of Bart, did you ever listen to Hoagland, and if you did, what was your take on his Hyper-Dimensional Physics, his dog, the sleestacks wandering around outside his door, that USB thingy, and his serious lack of lubrication on his chair ?

I did not
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on September 01, 2018, 05:38:36 AM
Holy Shit !
Our very own Oracle.
This is cool.    :)

Speaking of "Oracles"

Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:

SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 05:38:48 AM
Here you go, @FlarpsWife
https://ellgab.com/
All Hail the immaculate Oracle of Bart in his wisdom.   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 05:45:34 AM
Nobody is banned.
They are 3 or 4 in the cuckshack for shitting up the board the way @brig likes it shit up.
Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 06:12:40 AM
Speaking of "Oracles"

Excellent show currently running about Greek Oracles on the Smithsonian Channel:

SACRED SITES: THE ORACLES Premieres Monday, September 26 at 8 p.m. ET/PT For a thousand years, the Oracle of Delphi in ancient Greece was one of the wonders of the known world. This was the most famous of the oracles, where it was believed the gods spoke through a priestess or priest, offering cryptic visions of the future. But were these really the words of the gods, or were there even more powerful elemental forces at work? An archaeological team discovered an extraordinary link between the prophecies and seismic activity beneath the surface of the earth. Featuring drone aerials of ancient sites in Greece and Turkey, this episode explores this astonishing story, and reveals how seismic activity and magnetism still give rise to sacred sites in the present day.
Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 01, 2018, 06:22:47 AM
Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.

That’s the hypothesis that I remember.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 01, 2018, 06:27:15 AM
Oh Immaculate Oracle of Bart, is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       :o

Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 06:45:55 AM
Nah, she asked for it...
Plus it was a reward for all that effort she puts into tilting at windmills.
LOL, now that's cool.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 01, 2018, 06:47:11 AM
is that how @brig amassed the impressive 65,000+ negative Karma points ?       :o

No, she's just really unpopular.


 :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 06:47:37 AM
That’s the hypothesis that I remember.
;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 06:57:24 AM
MUCH BETTER!

Thanks for asking.
I had a great morning.
Picked up some peaches, plums, grapes and cherries and the farmer lady gave me some tomatoes she was proud of.
Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
1. Did you also pick up 10 Lbs of sugar, yeast, & yeast activator to go with to go with it ?
2. How did it turn out ?
3. Do you prefer to be addressed as 'Immaculate' or 'Mighty'  ?     ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 01, 2018, 07:55:12 AM
Ye verily I ask you Cydonian refugees, rise up and return to the promised land. I have smote the rovers that have defiled our lands. The oracle of Hoaglandia has been imparted with special wisdom. He, and only he, has the knowledge required to decipher and understand the sacred libraries existing in the archologooes of the planet you have shunned. Look towards Pluto and thou shall not perish of thirst. Titan and Phobos await you. Mount up your convertible space vehicles and join your ancestors in claiming your birthright.

I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen.  I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.

And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.

I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on September 01, 2018, 08:28:03 AM
No, she's just really unpopular.


 :P

my front hole smells like my back hole
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 08:33:44 AM
I went to post in the OSOM thread and it's not even here. Oh, how the mighty Dick has fallen.  I never even think about listening and posting there since we're back in an era of great live radio with Dave, Good George, Ian and Bartcast. Was thinking about giving it a whirl tonight but the only thing that salvaged it was the Braapsters posting.

And I believe the Curse of the Empress still permeates the place.

I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars

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MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm.
Strong in the dark side of the force was Sister Princess Warrior Darth Sandra, Socialist Queen of the NightSisters,
Torsion Field Manipulator, Scourge of the Unknown Regions, Emporer's Hand & Empress of the OSOM.

Her Torsion Field Manipulations are still in effect.  ;)

Oh Mighty Oracle of Bart...
Will Richard Hoagland ever be able to consistently produce a show on a regular basis, or will he just continue to make excuses for not being on the air ?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 01, 2018, 08:35:31 AM
No, she's just really unpopular.


 :P
;D       :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 01, 2018, 08:57:00 AM
I was going to post an appropriate gif for fallen mighty dicks but didn't want to end up in the zoo looking through bars
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on September 01, 2018, 09:26:15 AM
Cool. Sounds interesting.
Wasn't it the gases escaping from underground that helped to impart the Oracles @Delphi with their powers ?
I think History channel had a special on about that too.

Yes hallucinogenic gases escaping from faults and focused so the oracles would inhale them. And the priest picking and grooming the right (mostly) women into believing they were actually communicating with the Pagan Gods when they got high from the gases.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 01, 2018, 09:34:47 AM
;D       :-*
:P ;D :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 01, 2018, 09:55:56 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

The gif or being behind bars?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 01, 2018, 09:59:23 AM
I can't get KONR to play on either page.  Windows 7...  Is a nicely voiced male telling me to check Google Play... I want to pump some tunes to the sound system while I try to paint shit.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 01, 2018, 10:02:37 AM
The gif or being behind bars?
Being behind bars, if you're into that sort of thing.

(Darren Kavinoky reference)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on September 03, 2018, 02:56:52 AM
Dear Bart,

What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 03, 2018, 05:58:38 AM
Dear Bart,

What is your preferred ad click number per day or week for one person?

Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 03, 2018, 07:45:35 PM
Once every coupla days is fine.
#FuckPie
I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 03, 2018, 07:53:42 PM
I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.

Not that I am aware of.

To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en

Quote
Generally, it is our policy to not allow Google ads to open in a new window. However, in a few markets, including China, we've found that opening ads in a new window better aligns with expected internet behavior and provides a more consistent, intuitive user experience.

Keeping in mind the importance of the user experience, we've enabled Google ads to open in new windows in locations where this is expected browsing behavior. This functionality is determined by the IP of the user, and is not an option you can select your AdSense account.

We also ask that you don't modify the AdSense ad code or alter the result of clicking on an ad on your website, as such behavior violates our program policies.

I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 03, 2018, 08:26:23 PM
Not that I am aware of.

To answer the second part -
https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/1354740?hl=en

I heard today they may be adding an Amazon link this week. All you have to do is enter Amazon through that link when you are planning to make a purchase and then we get a small reward. Free for you, good for us.

I thought you were Binging it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on September 03, 2018, 08:48:57 PM
Bart, you ever have any friends that got all huggie, when they drank? They mean good but sometimes it's just too much. But they need love too, we must remember that.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 04, 2018, 01:08:22 AM
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 04, 2018, 06:20:30 AM
I, literally, see the same ads over and over. Is there some sort of a clock that resets so before I can click again?

Also, can you make those links open in a new window? I want to give an extended amount of time at their website because I'm presuming that they are tracking that as well.
if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 12:41:58 PM
if you click the little x in the add, it will close that add. you then have a choice to "stop seeing this ad" which you can click. it will then ask you why with a list of reasons. another ad will take its place.

I did it for a few things, mainly Business Services early on but suddenly there's a new cycle of ads. one of the ones that I saw the most was my local utility company addressing high demand billing because of the summer heat. It may be that they have stopped that after Labor Day weekend.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 12:44:02 PM
If you post in in the Cuckshack when it's open, then maybe it won't count?
Hi Mon! @14

Hope all is well.  I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 04, 2018, 01:44:31 PM
I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 03:29:59 PM
Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list


What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 04, 2018, 03:56:43 PM
Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

  • Drinking Whole Milk
  • Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
  • Eating white bread
  • Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
  • Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
  • Taking extra long showers
  • Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
  • Bought a big pack of bacon
  • Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
  • Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?

Eating crackers in bed.
 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 04:03:12 PM
Eating crackers in bed.
...with Cheez Whiz
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on September 04, 2018, 04:16:22 PM
...with Cheez Whiz

and red wine.  :D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 04:22:27 PM
Eating crackers in bed.

Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.    :'(


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 04, 2018, 04:33:11 PM
Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.    :'(

Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 04:38:00 PM
Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.

Callender's Peach Lattice?   With super saturated sugar in every bite?

I just want to spread my wings a bit without Mrs. Walks thinking I'm going to have an instant coronary.  I don't want to go all Senda
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 04, 2018, 04:46:39 PM
I never see any ads on this uncooperative iPad.

One day that iPad will be in the EllGab museum.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 04, 2018, 04:48:07 PM
Callender's Peach Lattice?   With super saturated sugar in every bite?

I just want to spread my wings a bit without Mrs. Walks thinking I'm going to have an instant coronary.  I don't want to go all Senda

Pinch the crust off frosted brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts and crumble them into a bowl of Breyer's French Vanilla ice cream.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 04, 2018, 04:51:25 PM
Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

  • Drinking Whole Milk
  • Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
  • Eating white bread
  • Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
  • Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
  • Taking extra long showers
  • Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
  • Bought a big pack of bacon
  • Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
  • Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?

I wish I could help but that seems like an average day to me - alone or not.
Well, almost.
I don't drink beer and I do eat the entire loaf, end included.
Hopefully it is Holy Diver or The Last In Line.

I think you could use a jar of pickled eggs and maybe some sort of masturbator device.
Also, get a huge cake and eat it until it is physically impossible to swallow another morsel.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 05:00:04 PM
I wish I could help but that seems like an average day to me - alone or not.
Well, almost.
I don't drink beer and I do eat the entire loaf, end included.
Hopefully it is Holy Diver or The Last In Line.

I think you could use a jar of pickled eggs and maybe some sort of masturbator device.
Also, get a huge cake and eat it until it is physically impossible to swallow another morsel.


Can't do the "device" thing.  Disposal is such a bitch

Yep -it was Holy Diver and what a great idea on Pickled Eggs!    You are a Brainiac Bart!

B&B Style Yooper Pickled Eggs are going to happen! 

https://www.mtu.edu/alumni/favorites/pasties/recipes/bruces/index.html
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 07:06:55 PM
Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.    :'(

Yeah, my "little project" found mold and I'm still not not done 2 months later.

Don't work so hard, Sonic takes 50% off after 8 p m.

Someone say "Holy Diver?"

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 08:00:50 PM
^^^^  Never seen *that* before.   Obviously the original is classic but Dio sure had talent as a vocalist as heard here.


Mold sucks.  Hang in there with it................
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 04, 2018, 08:22:53 PM
Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

  • Drinking Whole Milk
  • Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
  • Eating white bread
  • Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
  • Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
  • Taking extra long showers
  • Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
  • Bought a big pack of bacon
  • Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
  • Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Hamm's and Dio go well with some Jim Beam. Also only shirts to be worn, ideally worn v-necks or if deciding to mow or answer the door to Mormons etc 'wife beater', since the kids on the mission might mistake the v-neck or union-suit for...I would also add some Rainbow, Dio years Sabbath, and some Heaven n Hell to the mix, and slam a Hamm's everytime Man On The Silver Mountain comes on. Aggressively while screaming lyrics. Later some full B.O.C. albums should be heard...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Whistler on September 04, 2018, 08:35:36 PM
Dear Bart,

Mrs. Walks_At_Night is out of the country for a few weeks and Little Walks is out of state at college.  So I find myself
Home Alone   I have gone pretty wild!   Here is a list

  • Drinking Whole Milk
  • Bought real, honest to goodness whole butter
  • Eating white bread
  • Not eating the little gnarlly heel of the bread loaf
  • Eating Captain Crunch for breakfast
  • Taking extra long showers
  • Right now, I am making Fried Chicken for dinner
  • Bought a big pack of bacon
  • Cranking Dio on the stereo at max volume
  • Drinking Hamm's (The beer refreshing) and lots of it

What other forms of debauchery would you suggest while I remain free?
Have a real adventure --> Fry your morning bacon in the nude.   ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 04, 2018, 08:43:37 PM
Have a real adventure --> Fry your morning bacon in the nude.   ;D
Do NOT do this unless doing the bacon in the oven. And, even then, take great care.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 08:46:12 PM
Do NOT do this unless doing the bacon in the oven. And, even then, take great care.

No doubt.  Gotta keep Uncle Charley safe from accidental grease splatters.......................
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 08:55:44 PM
No doubt.  Gotta keep Uncle Charley safe from accidental grease splatters.......................
Hot grease splatters are minor league compared to cock cages... Not that I'd know anything about that...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 08:57:06 PM
Hot grease splatters are minor league compared to cock cages... Not that I'd know anything about that...

What?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 04, 2018, 09:01:42 PM
So of course I had to look.    :o



Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 04, 2018, 09:05:53 PM
What?

You should say it like this:. Whaaaaat?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 01:13:49 AM
Get a pie and eat it from the center with a spoon.
Other people know about this sin too?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on September 05, 2018, 01:20:12 AM
Other people know about this sin too?

What if you eat every part but the outside crust edge?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 01:21:37 AM
Hi Mon! @14

Hope all is well.  I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.
Hi, Sean.  Yeah, I should be not under the bridge until at least the first week of October, lol.  It's a good week so far, house sitting (cat and I) heaven.  I do like the Ask Bart Anything as well as the Tell Bart Anything threads!  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 05, 2018, 01:30:59 AM
Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.    :'(
On the couch, then.  In just boxers and socks.  Sticky fingers on the remote...  Be sure to send her a selfie!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 07, 2018, 12:09:21 AM
Bart, can we visit those in confinement today?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 07, 2018, 02:45:55 AM
I didn't say nude titties.
That ooonnneee had a little boy's penis in it, too, didn't it?  I can't find it now.  If that little girl's areolas weren't showing it would have had to have been due to the lighting, because areolas or no areolas, her breasts were naked.  I saw the technicality (areolas invisible due to glare or lighting) but figured when you saw the penis then I would be off any hook anyway.  I also didn't want to mention the word penis to a man. The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 07, 2018, 07:51:13 AM
Dear Bart,

What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame?  It would be a great honor .

Thanks for considering this matter.. Praise BE   :) ;)

your Humble Servant.. TW
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 07, 2018, 07:56:08 AM
The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola.

Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 07, 2018, 07:57:25 AM
Dear Bart,

What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame?  It would be a great honor .


I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on September 07, 2018, 08:04:27 AM
I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.

ok..  :) :) thank you  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 07, 2018, 05:46:01 PM
Dear Bart,

At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters.   Do you have any strong thoughts here? 
Team Audrey or Team Judy?   

Audrey
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Judy
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 07, 2018, 06:21:35 PM
Dear Bart,

At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters.   Do you have any strong thoughts here? 
Team Audrey or Team Judy?   

One of them has a daughter who told me she has never tasted meat.
Don't make that dirty because it wasn't.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 07, 2018, 07:42:02 PM
Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.

Hey did I ever mention that in the 1978-79 school year, I called a DJ named Ernie Myers and recorded a question for John Lennon (about working with the other Beatles on the Ringo album).  It was played back and John answered it. He explained that not everybody was in the studio at the same time... I have, on a few occasions, searched for the interview and even contacted Ernie Myers.  I think he's dead now, you never got back to me so we should be, that bastard.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 10, 2018, 12:01:04 AM
Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337
I remember this one.  The breasts are fine.  Oh indeed so fine, ha ha.  Yeah, no problem with those.  The reason I reported it was for sexual behavior.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:10:46 AM
No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

Isn't that the address to the Sheriff's sub-station?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:12:56 AM
Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂

I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working.  Everything from views to clicks to emails to calls to actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage.  What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.

Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.

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Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.

Use your Trader Joe bags to collect up all the pieces and brain matter.  They are extra absorbent and still extremely strong when saturated with body fluids.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:16:12 AM
Oh shit, a Chuckie kind of movie but with a sex doll that eats men.  Fucking box office platinum. Five me a 0.1% cut and credit for "inspired by."

Gross or net?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:16:41 AM
I’m a moose. The Mormons don’t let me wear garments. Thank you for your offer, if it was an offer, moose are suspicious creatures.  ;D ;D 8)

But they taste good.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:17:48 AM
You are the one that said you lived on the East Coast.

1. The west coast of the Detroit River is NOT the east coast.
2. See number 1.
;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:20:30 AM
Where have all the Bellgabbers gone?

Kid!  Where you been?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 10, 2018, 01:21:24 AM
To the 4chan knockoff site Falkie started.
4chin.

4Chin?  I thought you said it was called foreskin!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 10, 2018, 02:52:44 PM
4Chin?  I thought you said it was called foreskin!
;D ;D ;D
+1 Karma. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on September 10, 2018, 07:11:57 PM
Dear Bart,

Is it something I said today? 

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 11, 2018, 12:17:17 AM
Dear Barthur

 On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in?  Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request

With Deepest Regards, your devoted servant

TigerLily

P.S.  Ellgab rules. Bellgab sucked donkey dicks

#keepclickin'
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dateline on September 11, 2018, 10:50:26 AM
I don't know where to get this clarified, and I need clairity on this.

I know the name of this site is EllGab, and it is even trademaked with TM.  Have this site ever had its name changed to El Grub?    Last evening, I was trying to log in and the name of this same site had the name El Grub on it. 

What did I miss?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 11, 2018, 11:12:10 AM
Dear Bart,

Is it something I said today? 

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If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 11, 2018, 11:14:51 AM
Dear Barthur

 On the bottom of the home screen there is a tally of the most visits. Previously it always was the date of Art's inaugural MiTD 'cast. I miss seeing that. For #Lllegacy sake can you add that back in?  Thank you for your kind consideration of my humble request

I don't think I can change that.
Our biggest day was actually the MITD Art tribute show but because of the members only areas and blocking search engine spiders from showing up as guests it still shows our first day as most visits.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: brig on September 11, 2018, 11:21:06 AM
If you like.
I heard a commercial about chowing down on some good grub as I was logging in and the mood struck.

Nice, That made me smile.   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: pate on September 12, 2018, 01:29:04 PM
Barthur,

A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:

Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?

In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?

Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?

Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?

Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!

-pAnon

post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.

2ndiot:  I will compare my answers with yours.

3diot:  I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 12, 2018, 03:40:05 PM
Dearest @Bart Ell,

Can you ask Bart’s Babes™️ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?

TIA,
Mssr Sucks
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 12, 2018, 03:52:25 PM
Barthur,

A set of hypothetical question(s), working with the assumption that Bruce Jenner achieved at least 3rd degree/Master Mason in general; notwithstanding any progession(s) in the York, Scottish or Shriner's rites:

Can Caitlyn Jenner still participate in the Illuminati council meetings as a Master Mason to decide what path on which to guide civilization?

In either case can Caitlyn become a Sister of the Eastern Star (regardless of any past Masonic affiliation, level of achievement)?

Could Caitlyn become a matron in the Eastern Star organization?

Could Caitlyn transform herself and become a patron in the Eastern Star organization?

Thank you for your time and consideration of the above!

-pAnon

post script I found the following intar-tube vidya to be helpful as a study guide.
Code: [Select]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BLeUX51u24
ediot: I have one more operating assumption for these questions, both of us in our capacities as questioner and answerer are not Masons.

2ndiot:  I will compare my answers with yours.

3diot:  I would like Jackstar to grade the exam.

Before I answer  - does Cailtyn still have a cock?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 12, 2018, 03:53:02 PM
Dearest @Bart Ell,

Can you ask Bart’s Babes™️ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?

TIA,
Mssr Sucks

Here, let me save everyone the trouble...

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: pate on September 12, 2018, 06:00:11 PM
Before I answer  - does Cailtyn still have a cock?

This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.

I shall have to consult with a higher authority.

Q:  Magic 8-ball, does Caitlyn still possess some "manly" qualities and/or parts?

A: My sources say YES.


-pAnon

ediot:  As to the original 4 questions I came up with E:  all of the above, what'd you get?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 12, 2018, 06:51:46 PM
This isn't the "Ask pate Anything" thread, sir.
ediot:  As to the original 4 questions I came up with E:  all of the above, what'd you get?

That is why I didn't ask anything, I asked something.
I got none of the above.
Cait just wants to dance.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 12, 2018, 09:33:15 PM
Hey Gunny.  I just noticed this.  I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me.  Nothing serious.  Got the staples out today and am back to battery.  Ooohrah!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: pate on September 12, 2018, 10:48:35 PM
That is why I ...dance.



Code: [Select]
[camatoz]indeed[/camatoz]
I shall searck answears bourbon stil...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 13, 2018, 11:05:17 AM
Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 13, 2018, 11:15:03 AM
Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

You must not post in the Falkie thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 2Lord2Grantham on September 13, 2018, 11:20:06 AM
Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

BUY AMERICAN, OR ELSE!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 13, 2018, 11:21:07 AM
Why do your ads only want to sell me an Infiniti? What happened to Date Arab Girls and Hot Filipinas?

They may be out of stock
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 13, 2018, 11:43:14 AM
Dear @Bart Ell ,

Will you buy us our own town?

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/

Will it have a zoo?

Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 13, 2018, 11:47:15 AM
Dear @Bart Ell ,

Will you buy us our own town?

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/georgia-town-for-sale-for-the-cost-nyc-luxury-apartment/YrLnonGNqgYteyoMc8qnhJ/

Will it have a zoo?

Thank you,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

I do like syrup!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Fast and Bulbous on September 14, 2018, 03:16:10 PM
How do we use NSFW tags?

For example, people keep posting things like this:

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Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds.  My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: CptCrisp on September 14, 2018, 07:00:12 PM
If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 14, 2018, 07:06:14 PM
If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?
Heather.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 14, 2018, 07:11:46 PM
How do we use NSFW tags?

For example, people keep posting things like this:

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Every time it happens, I get a little sick to my stomach and lose my appetite. Somebody posted a Samsquatch feeding video when I first joinded the site this summer, and I've lost 20 pounds.  My friends are asking me if I have cancer. Not joking.

Just teach yourself to jerk off to Kathy.
Life gets easier once you can do that.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 14, 2018, 07:14:01 PM
If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 14, 2018, 07:19:48 PM
I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.

Morg!  likes the way you think

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: CptCrisp on September 14, 2018, 07:38:29 PM
I don't drink.
Hearing her voice would make me want to punch baby birds.
I would hang in the hot tub with Miller.
I would be nude and he would leave because my naked body would make him uncomfortable with his own sexuality.
I would then be hot tubbing alone.


So you think-until Hallie breaches the surface.

Your explanation was funny enough to make up for the terrible images it conjures. A gold dubloon and a +1 to you.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 16, 2018, 02:44:12 AM
Morg!  likes the way you think

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Look at those markings!  It looks like it has a young one close to it, with the black dots being the little one's eyes and the light blue ite front.  Wow.  I wonder why God wanted to make this bird always look like it has a companion with it from its left side.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on September 16, 2018, 01:01:47 PM
I’m in the market for a 20 watt guitar amplifier.  I’m leaning towards a Hughes and Kettner Tubemeister Deluxe.  Are there others I should check out?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 16, 2018, 01:20:45 PM
Look at those markings!  It looks like it has a young one close to it, with the black dots being the little one's eyes and the light blue ite front.  Wow.  I wonder why God wanted to make this bird always look like it has a companion with it from its left side.

@14

Yes, Morgan is really just a little guy still.  Not even 6 months old.  We took the little rascal on after his Mother mauled him as just a hatchling
and the owner was overwhelmed.  Managed to save him but it couldn't have happened to a nicer bird.   He's got lots of personality.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 16, 2018, 01:46:42 PM
I’m in the market for a 20 watt guitar amplifier.  I’m leaning towards a Hughes and Kettner Tubemeister Deluxe.  Are there others I should check out?

You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on September 16, 2018, 02:10:04 PM
You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
Thanks for the stamp of approval. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 17, 2018, 12:35:12 AM
@14

Yes, Morgan is really just a little guy still.  Not even 6 months old.  We took the little rascal on after his Mother mauled him as just a hatchling
and the owner was overwhelmed.  Managed to save him but it couldn't have happened to a nicer bird.   He's got lots of personality.
That's great!  I wonder if the mother was crazed by the markings looking like, but not actually being, a second baby.  Like he was hiding her other baby or something.  Please keep us posted.  Videos would be nice  :).  Thanks for giving him a good home.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on September 17, 2018, 11:41:47 PM
Morg!  likes the way you think

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Does the birdy sing sweet?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2018, 11:28:39 AM
You can't go wrong with the blue glow of H&K!
I like the power soak, you can have the same monster sound when you spank it down to 5W.
Red Box DI is pretty decent too if you just want to feed the board the direct signal or run direct along with a mic on a cab for a fatter sound.
I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?

I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.

Asking for Aspen Pittman.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 18, 2018, 11:34:41 AM
I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?

I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.

Asking for Aspen Pittman.

I remember a company called RCH Labs talking about it around that time.
I remember reading that they bought the RCA tube factory in Nevada.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 18, 2018, 11:38:47 AM
Looked them up, seems their website is dead.
http://www.rchlabs.com/

Google lists them as permanently closed.


Not much info about them after 2014
http://www.theaudiobeat.com/ces2014/ces2014_rch.htm
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2018, 12:00:01 PM
Looked them up, seems their website is dead.
http://www.rchlabs.com/

Google lists them as permanently closed.


Not much info about them after 2014
http://www.theaudiobeat.com/ces2014/ces2014_rch.htm
Shame, but at $200 a tube, only the most extreme audiophile would be investing in them.

But dude I talked to was very adamant about the coatings, so it was probably him.

I wonder why my Google search did not bring him up. Maybe I was too detailed in the part about bringing the machines back from Europe...

Just found this:

http://www.aagauction.com/glass-vacuum-tube-mfg-blowing-facility-mfg-of-precision-glass-vacuum-tubes-rch-labs-september-14-2017/
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 18, 2018, 01:17:49 PM
Shame, but at $200 a tube, only the most extreme audiophile would be investing in them.

I would spent the $200 on BIAS Amp 2 and forget about impressing a few gear geeks with my new tube.
Toss in the mobile version for the road and let the gear geeks fuck up their backs from carrying their cab up 2 flights of stairs every night.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 18, 2018, 01:36:40 PM
Dear Bart, I grew up believing that the meaning of life is 42 but of late have been plagued with the nagging  suspicion that it is really 36.   Can you help me with this?   Ambivalently yours, KIDNOSTAD.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 18, 2018, 01:59:25 PM
I would spent the $200 on BIAS Amp 2 and forget about impressing a few gear geeks with my new tube.
Toss in the mobile version for the road and let the gear geeks fuck up their backs from carrying their cab up 2 flights of stairs every night.
NAME DROP ALERT:

Since I used to hang out at the same guitar shop has Jennifer Batten did back in the 1980s, I called her up to offer her a new ultra versatile tube amp in exchange for a picture of her with it...

Even before they were sounding good, she had told me that she was completely converted over to Line 6 and Tech 21 products...  Jack Tempchin also was talking that way although he offered to use it on local gigs if I roadied for him.

Since I was working for an LA-based company at the time, I couldn't practically do loaners or else I would have done it at a drop of a hat.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: CptCrisp on September 18, 2018, 07:36:53 PM
Dear Bart,

If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 18, 2018, 07:38:12 PM
Dear Bart,

If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?

If you don’t know the answer to that you belong in the zoo
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: CptCrisp on September 18, 2018, 07:39:48 PM
If you don’t know the answer to that you belong in the zoo

Can I be in the penguin house? Or maybe the bat habitat? Those were my favorite as a kid.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 18, 2018, 08:04:55 PM
Dear Bart,

If you could do a crossover forum between Ellgab/Art Bell fans and one other fandom, which fandom would you choose?

Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 18, 2018, 08:11:20 PM
Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans



@brig   Is that MV with the drumsticks?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: CptCrisp on September 18, 2018, 08:12:16 PM
Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans



Some of this shit is funny for years. What an age we live in.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on September 18, 2018, 09:37:36 PM
I have a tube-related question... Who bought all of the old GE or RCA tube making machines and brought them back from Russia or Czechoslovakia (or wherever)?

I remember talking to a guy back in what seems like 2010 that said his company was doing that to go into full production in Pennsylvania.

Asking for Aspen Pittman.
There were a couple of attempts to bring tube manufacturing back to the US but I don't think either one was able to make a go of it that I know of. I never heard if they even produced a single tube for resale. Most of the tubes made today are from Czechoslovakia, Russia, and China. If I remember correctly, many of the Russian tubes were excellent quality and China was the lowest quality.

I helped in the liquidation of an electronics and TV repair shop several years ago and many of the older tubes had increased in value substantially. Some of the tubes I remember buying for a couple of dollars growing up were being sold for $10 to $20 each and more and a few of the rarer tubes were sold for well over $100 each. Matched pairs even more. GE, RCA, Westinghouse, Mullard, Philips, Western Electric, Sylvania, Tung-sol, and Amperex are some of the brands I remember. Some of the new-old-stock tubes were 20 to 30 years old and the tubes checked good while the boxes they were in were deteriorating. I still have the vintage tube checker. It's in my storage room with my vintage Garrard turntable  :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 19, 2018, 12:49:22 AM
Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans


Oh wow.  Great stuff.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: AngiefromNJ on September 19, 2018, 08:43:52 AM
Dear Bart Ell,
How do you feel about the #legacysquatter using the Kingdom of Nye? Shall we storm the gates and tar and feather heather?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 19, 2018, 11:52:25 AM
Dear Bart Ell,
How do you feel about the #legacysquatter using the Kingdom of Nye? Shall we storm the gates and tar and feather heather?

https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1042484773103562752
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 19, 2018, 11:53:10 AM
Dear Bart, I grew up believing that the meaning of life is 42 but of late have been plagued with the nagging  suspicion that it is really 36.   Can you help me with this?   Ambivalently yours, KIDNOSTAD.

68.
You want it to be 69 but life fucks with you right before you can get there.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 19, 2018, 05:01:25 PM
It would appear that two characters I created here as a post writer - Chinese Laundryman and coked out biker chic/slut - have been used in other posts. When can I expect my writer's residuals?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 19, 2018, 05:15:47 PM
It would appear that two characters I created here as a post writer - Chinese Laundryman and coked out biker chic/slut - have been used in other posts. When can I expect my writer's residuals?

As soon as you pay off your Heater™️ tab.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 19, 2018, 05:36:27 PM
Dearest @Bart Ell,

Can you ask Bart’s Babes™️ To submit a picture or avatar that they think best represents their online persona and create an Ellgab 2019 calendar?

TIA,
Mssr Sucks
LoneVoice already has.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 19, 2018, 05:37:25 PM
LoneVoice already has.

How did it taste?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 19, 2018, 05:38:40 PM
Hey Gunny.  I just noticed this.  I was in hot layup for a few days and things got ahead of me.  Nothing serious.  Got the staples out today and am back to battery.  Ooohrah!

Roger that, Kid.  Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!"  Stand by for Fire Mission.


BTW:  The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month?  And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 19, 2018, 05:40:57 PM
If you had to choose between drinking all night with Vara, talking on the phone all night to Heather, or soaking in the hot tub all night with Miller, which would you choose?

Can we add 'Bullet to the Head' for consideration?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 19, 2018, 05:46:06 PM
How did it taste?


'It' was delicious. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: pate on September 19, 2018, 09:57:59 PM
Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

-pAnon
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 20, 2018, 07:00:30 AM
dear Bart,
can you interpret pate-speak?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 20, 2018, 02:05:29 PM
Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

-pAnon
Is't vrey possileb.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 21, 2018, 05:36:39 AM
Honorable @Bart Ell,

Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?

Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 21, 2018, 06:55:47 AM
Honorable @Bart Ell,

Can the Bart’s Sharts storefront provide an opportunity to receive an honorary Doctorate in Paranormal Studies?

Your servant,
Mssr Sucks, LTD

Sure.
Coming soon!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 22, 2018, 09:50:48 AM
Roger that, Kid.  Understand "Guns Up, Ready to Fire!"  Stand by for Fire Mission.


BTW:  The surgical procedure, how many times do you have to have it done in a month?  And which 3rd world country receives your excess testosterone?

Nothing to do with testicles thank god.  Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake.  The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car.  I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.

Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 22, 2018, 09:04:27 PM
Is dyslexia to blame for the common error of gaol and goal being mixed up?

Dog only knows.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 25, 2018, 12:20:24 AM
Nothing to do with testicles thank god.  Just an endoscopic repair of a hiatal hernia—piece of cake.  The Doc worked out of the trunk of his car.  I’ve suffered worse on liberty on Hotel St. in Honolulu.

Hey, do you know offhand how many posts it takes to become a Dothraki Warrior in this chickenshit outfit (and I use the term affectionately and with all due respect to Bart.)

14,387.  Give or take.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 25, 2018, 11:23:32 AM
Dear Bart,

Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 25, 2018, 04:23:25 PM
14,387.  Give or take.

Okay.  Only +/- 12,387 to go.  I needed a goal. Thanks. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MataHari22 on September 25, 2018, 07:33:32 PM
Drummer At The Wrong Gig fans



Every time I see that drummer it just makes me think of like an SNL skit with like Chris Farley as the drummer.  Every time I see it, it just cracks me up. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 26, 2018, 11:35:42 AM
Dear Bart,

Is Loreena McKennitt hot?

TIA,

<signed>

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Moosie on September 26, 2018, 12:55:08 PM
Dear Bart,

Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

Thanks in advance,
Mssr. Sucks, LTD

I second the demotion!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 26, 2018, 12:56:57 PM
Is Loreena McKennitt hot?

98°F
Warm on the inside.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 26, 2018, 12:58:51 PM
Can the evil geniuses at Bart’s Sharts develop a Heads Up Display (HUD) so @Moosie can keep up with the forum while driving to places like LA?

It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 26, 2018, 02:30:48 PM
It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.
So, you are saying it's possible...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bookwormy on September 26, 2018, 08:30:53 PM
Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?
2.  Are you filthy rich?
3.  Do you live in the U.S.?
4.  Do you have degree(s)?
5.  What is your occupation?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 27, 2018, 05:15:42 AM
Dear Bart:
1. Have you ever done stand-up comedy?
i did?
Quote
2.  Are you filthy rich?
making bill gates look like a pauper
Quote
3.  Do you live in the U.S.?
no.
Quote
4.  Do you have degree(s)?
YES. 36.6 of them (thats 98 degrees for you southerners)
Quote
5.  What is your occupation?
isnt that obvious?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on September 27, 2018, 05:28:49 AM
Looks good to me
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Sofia on September 28, 2018, 12:25:30 AM
Lol.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on September 28, 2018, 11:04:31 PM
Bart?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on September 28, 2018, 11:22:19 PM
Bart?

 ;D I had to sign in just to "LOL" that.


So here I go...………………………… L  :D  L
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on September 28, 2018, 11:28:23 PM
Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 28, 2018, 11:32:32 PM
It would be easier for @Richard Groyper to put her in the basement so she never misses a post.

Hey!  I'm the one who cleans that basement.  Or, maybe you already knew that. ???
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on September 28, 2018, 11:34:12 PM
Bart, tonight the chef (a neighbor of mine) at a local "fine" restaurant used raw undressed cilantro as a garnish in place of the usual passable suspects. Shall I stone him or covet his ass and or wife?
Cilantro??  You should shower him with blessings!!!  Cilantro is Gold!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 29, 2018, 08:32:10 AM
When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on September 29, 2018, 10:38:17 AM
When I awoke this morning, the entire bart ell universe showed no such url. What did you do to piss off Comcast? What did you do to get back in their favor?
I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 12:21:05 PM
Cilantro is the Devil's weed.

It's flavor hijacks everything else in a meal. It is a horrendous ingredient that should be saved for bland sustenance being served to the children starving in Africa.

Next: Kale...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on September 29, 2018, 01:31:59 PM
Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 29, 2018, 01:52:43 PM
Cilantro improves the flavor of kale.

Serving suggestion for kale: Make kale "chips" by drying then on baking sheets at a lower temperature (to avoid burning).

After nearly 20 years, I still hate cilantro and have learned to tolerate kale.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on September 30, 2018, 03:41:53 AM
Coriander is manna from heaven.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 03:44:05 AM
Coriander is manna from heaven.

You might confuse the common folk.

Coriander = Cilantro
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 30, 2018, 06:38:18 AM
I could never see Bart bowing to Comcast, I think he would strong-arm them into compliance if he felt it was worth the effort. They would easily make my list of top 10 of rotten corporations that never keep their word. You need an hour of haggling every other month just to keep them fair.
comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/657936/companies-with-worst-customer-service-us/
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 30, 2018, 06:39:30 AM
You might confuse the common folk.

Coriander = Cilantro
but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 07:05:35 AM
comcast, the company with the worst customer service out of all companies . over the last 10 years they have consistently been in the top 5 for this.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/657936/companies-with-worst-customer-service-us/

I recently fired COMCAST.   I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase.  Also, their DSL sucked.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 21st Century Man on September 30, 2018, 07:15:12 AM
I recently fired COMCAST.   I noticed my bill creeping up over several months and in 4-5 phone conversations with them no one could explain the reason for the increase.  Also, their DSL sucked.

My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 07:31:01 AM
My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.

Gosh.  That's well over three grand a year man.  That's crazy, big dollars.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 07:32:07 AM

[/quote]
My wife wants me to get rid of it too. Did they try offering you a lower rate?  We're paying $286 per month which seems way too high.

They did but it was too little too late. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: 21st Century Man on September 30, 2018, 07:37:28 AM
Gosh.  That's well over three grand a year man.  That's crazy, big dollars.

Yep.  We get practically everything.  LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime.  I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do.  It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 07:56:34 AM
Yep.  We get practically everything.  LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime.  I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do.  It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.

We were like that at one point - just at smaller monthly price point.    Split the phone off first to a VoIP outfit.  Then ditched the TV plan
and went with Satellite TV.  That helped a great deal.   Eventually ditched the TV altogether.  So we are under $100 a month now.

TCM and a couple of channels are missed and I've never watched 1 second of Game of Thrones but the Sun still comes up in the morning for me.



 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 08:11:35 AM
but they dont taste the same. coriander is ground up cilantro seeds. cilantro is the rest of the plant.

Only in the spice rack. Coriander is the name of the plant as well.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 09:28:52 AM
Yep.  We get practically everything.  LAN phone service/DSL/HBO/Showtime.  I don't use it nearly enough to justify paying the money we do.  It is a waste of money as I mostly just watch TCM and some of the ghost shows.


Same here and as I recall it was exactly $286.00/month that I was paying.  At least they are consistent in their overcharging.  I think they made me an  offer that would reduce that by about 20.00/mo. but they couldn't do anything about the lline speed.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 30, 2018, 09:29:57 AM
We were like that at one point - just at smaller monthly price point.    Split the phone off first to a VoIP outfit.  Then ditched the TV plan
and went with Satellite TV.  That helped a great deal.   Eventually ditched the TV altogether.  So we are under $100 a month now.

TCM and a couple of channels are missed and I've never watched 1 second of Game of Thrones but the Sun still comes up in the morning for me.

No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 09:34:38 AM
No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living

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At long last something we can agree on. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 09:51:06 AM
No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living

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Not a big chocolate fan either and I still am not watching the NFL this year.   Guess it's over for me.   :'(
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 30, 2018, 09:51:52 AM
At long last something we can agree on.

I'm sure we agree on many things just not politics. What's your favorite beer?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on September 30, 2018, 09:53:33 AM
Not a big chocolate fan either and I still am not watching the NFL this year.   Guess it's over for me.   :'(

I'm sure you can find a way to muddle through. You have your parakeet and Mrs. Walks sounds lovely
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 09:58:39 AM
I'm sure you can find a way to muddle through. You have your parakeet and Mrs. Walks sounds lovely

Yep - plus while I watched all of Calvin Johnson's career be wasted, I don't have to witness the rest of Stafford's go the same route.
So I have that going for me too................
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 10:04:03 AM
Yep - plus while I watched all of Calvin Johnson's career be wasted, I don't have to witness the rest of Stafford's go the same route.
So I have that going for me too................

How did you feel about Andre Ware? He went to hs about a half mile from where I am house sitting.

They had his name painted on the water tower. They have changed it now.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 10:11:04 AM
I'm sure we agree on many things just not politics. What's your favorite beer?

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Coors/Dos Equis. There used to be a beer called Olympia (Oly) that I used to enjoy while on the West Coast or in Hawaii.  Can't get it in the East or at least in these parts.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on September 30, 2018, 10:12:01 AM
No TCM? No GoT? Next you'll tell me you never eat dark chocolate. Life would not be worth living

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i have neither . no reason to waste money on a tv service, when all i do is use the tv for a giant monitor for a pc anyways.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 10:29:35 AM
How did you feel about Andre Ware? He went to hs about a half mile from where I am house sitting.

They had his name painted on the water tower. They have changed it now.

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Andre Ware is a key man in Detroit Lions history.  They really needed a 4th for Bridge in the Lions QB Draft Debacle Club. 
He hangs with his buds Drew Stanton, Chuck Long and Joey Harrington monthly at the Detroit Athletic Club where they yuk it up
and laugh at ripping off the Ford's as the four of them together weren't worth even an Eric Hipple.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 11:42:57 AM
Coors/Dos Equis. There used to be a beer called Olympia (Oly) that I used to enjoy while on the West Coast or in Hawaii.  Can't get it in the East or at least in these parts.
You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 11:47:11 AM
Andre Ware is a key man in Detroit Lions history.  They really needed a 4th for Bridge in the Lions QB Draft Debacle Club. 
He hangs with his buds Drew Stanton, Chuck Long and Joey Harrington monthly at the Detroit Athletic Club where they yuk it up
and laugh at ripping off the Ford's as the four of them together weren't worth even an Eric Hipple.

I'll see their mediocrity and raise you one Gary Danielson!


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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: K_Dubb on September 30, 2018, 11:49:34 AM
You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.

The brewery's "It's The Water" sign faced the freeway and the poor old rusty thing became an ironic mockery.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 11:52:08 AM
You can still find Oly but like other cheap "regional beers" (Rainer, Lonestar, Stag, PBR, Old Style, Natty Bo, Pearl, Stroh's, etc) they are contract brewed and owned by some conglomerate. One notes that Oly is now brewed in California (even in the Washington St market) and the words Tumwater does not appear on can. It tastes different also, though, honestly, it was not a beer necessarily drank for taste but it is worse now and I used to like it.

@albrecht
Why won’t Shiner use small tittie blond chicks to market their Blond Light?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 12:04:22 PM
The brewery's "It's The Water" sign faced the freeway and the poor old rusty thing became an ironic mockery.
We always used to joke after taking a swig of the first Oly. "ughh, did this go bad." "no, 'it's the water.' " Remember one year they designed a sort of neon-colored can scheme. It was awful. Still I don't like that the regional brands and breweries are shut down and that people are just making money of the brand names. The Pearl Brewery in SA is now some kinda upscale restuarants and shopping area or something.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 12:06:45 PM
@albrecht
Why won’t Shiner use small tittie blond chicks to market their Blond Light?


I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 12:09:47 PM
I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.

We said we were going to keep that 3 day weekend just between us. Last time I take you fishing.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 12:25:01 PM
We said we were going to keep that 3 day weekend just between us. Last time I take you fishing.
haha, how do I delete posts?!   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 12:33:07 PM
haha, how do I delete posts?!   :)

Bribe Bart_ell
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: K_Dubb on September 30, 2018, 12:35:22 PM
We always used to joke after taking a swig of the first Oly. "ughh, did this go bad." "no, 'it's the water.' " Remember one year they designed a sort of neon-colored can scheme. It was awful. Still I don't like that the regional brands and breweries are shut down and that people are just making money of the brand names. The Pearl Brewery in SA is now some kinda upscale restuarants and shopping area or something.

Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution.  It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back, and travel is required for variety.  A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 12:39:17 PM
You might confuse the common folk.

Coriander = Cilantro

In different form of course:

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Herabouts coriander referring to the seed - wonderful in a variety of rubs and other ways.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 12:40:51 PM
Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution.  It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back.  A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.
Yep. And this model, at least here, is going to booze also. I'm still not sure how much of these breweries and distillers- much less wineries that take much longer to even be able to use own grapes- are actually making money and how much are boutique stuff by people who have money, kids of rich dotcom folks playing around, retirees who wanted a country place and a hobby. But the local guy who made Tito's Vodka made a killing and is super rich now but he was one of the first "in" when laws changed and allowed distilling and was able to get big, national and now maybe int'l distribution....

ps: I still think there is a place for large industrialized stuff. Sometimes you want a cheap, light beer you can drink all day and stay hydrated especially in the summer. When mowing, ballgame, fishing, tailgating, etc.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 12:43:49 PM
Well as recompense those of us who don't drink industrialized stuff get thousands of tiny craft breweries with virtually no distribution.  It's funny, regional breweries grew out of the industrial revolution and have now run their course, while the real beer scene now resembles the middle ages where your tavern landlord brewed his own out back, and travel is required for variety.  A lot of awful stuff, but some nice.

I quit drinking before the whole craft beer thing. And in spite of my germanic last name I never developed an appreciation of beer. Maybe I started drinking too early with Drewery’s, Hamms, Old Style and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I either tolerated a beer or I hated it.

3 notable beers I did enjoy. Molson Red (circa 1976), Tecate’ (circa 1982) and Old Style in a frosted mug where the ice forms in the beer on a hot day while listening to the Cubs trying to beat the Cardinals to clinch their division.

Beers I REALLY hated. Lablatts, Shaeffer, Genisee Cream Ale
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Metron on September 30, 2018, 12:48:22 PM
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: K_Dubb on September 30, 2018, 12:53:27 PM
Yep. And this model, at least here, is going to booze also. I'm still not sure how much of these breweries and distillers- much less wineries that take much longer to even be able to use own grapes- are actually making money and how much are boutique stuff by people who have money, kids of rich dotcom folks playing around, retirees who wanted a country place and a hobby. But the local guy who made Tito's Vodka made a killing and is super rich now but he was one of the first "in" when laws changed and allowed distilling and was able to get big, national and now maybe int'l distribution....

ps: I still think there is a place for large industrialized stuff. Sometimes you want a cheap, light beer you can drink all day and stay hydrated especially in the summer. When mowing, ballgame, fishing, tailgating, etc.


See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while.  You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 02:07:13 PM
Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew.   Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it.  But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.   Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 02:16:15 PM
See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while.  You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.

Sure you are but that's okay.  You are among friends.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: K_Dubb on September 30, 2018, 02:23:53 PM
Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee beers.  Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it.  But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.

PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism.  I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery.  Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 02:27:57 PM
PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism.  I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery.  Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.

Agree.  Many times it was a "what's on tap" thing and I never had a really bad beer except for San Miquel.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Peter Wyngarde on September 30, 2018, 02:29:32 PM
Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew.   Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it.  But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.   Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.

San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 02:42:00 PM
See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while.  You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.

Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: K_Dubb on September 30, 2018, 02:45:36 PM
Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?

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At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on September 30, 2018, 02:48:46 PM
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
Hahahahaha.

My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao... 

I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 02:50:25 PM
Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?

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A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 02:53:37 PM
At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.

I do believe you pass the test!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on September 30, 2018, 02:53:48 PM
A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....

Oh yeah. I hated Pearl, Buckhorn and Jax too.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 02:55:41 PM
Hahahahaha.

My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao... 

I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.

As I have.   I admit that I'm intrigued now........................
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 03:00:22 PM
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.

My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum".  It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows.  I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following.  They must have found the source of the bacterium. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on September 30, 2018, 03:01:28 PM
I do believe you pass the test!
It would be a great hat for the 4th of July!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on September 30, 2018, 03:07:51 PM
My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum".  It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows.  I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following.  They must have found the source of the bacterium.

My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on September 30, 2018, 04:03:59 PM
My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................

My experience with SM was in the late cretaceous period and the claim that the beer had something to do with the mass extinction is heavily contested.  Go for it.  It will probably be fine.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: comaphobe on September 30, 2018, 10:55:56 PM
What is up with the favicon?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 01, 2018, 04:36:04 AM
What is up with the favicon?
thats the leader of the scorpion army, ft rock , may he rest in peace.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 01, 2018, 05:12:23 AM
Dear Bart,

Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend?  Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 05:18:32 AM
Dear Bart,

Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend.  Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?

Real Legacy
Real Estate
#NoSquatting
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on October 01, 2018, 08:19:51 AM
My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................
That's not a bad price for a weight loss beer... Vomiting and a case of dysentery and take a good 10 pounds off of you very quickly. 😁
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Nawnie on October 01, 2018, 09:27:52 AM
Dear Bart,

Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern.  Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 09:30:45 AM
Dear Bart,

Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern.  Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?

Yes it does.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on October 01, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
Dear Bart,

I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink?  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 03:07:31 PM
Dear Bart,

I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink?  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

You can turn left
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on October 01, 2018, 03:08:42 PM
So... I can't turn right?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 03:10:03 PM
So... I can't turn right?

Not without a permission slip.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Aldous Burbank on October 01, 2018, 03:17:32 PM
Not without a permission slip.

Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 01, 2018, 06:08:07 PM
Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago.  Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms?  My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 06:14:26 PM
Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago.  Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms?  My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.

Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on October 01, 2018, 06:16:12 PM
Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
Yep. Watch out for the ones who want to kiss.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 01, 2018, 06:17:24 PM
Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
You are the penicillin of questions.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 01, 2018, 08:48:38 PM
Dear Bart,

While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache.  Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 01, 2018, 08:54:17 PM
Dear Bart,

While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache.  Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?

Just keep the finger there until it grows enough for you to cut under the finger and still have your full Magnum P.I. stache.
PS- Gorillas have the smallest dicks of all the primates.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 01, 2018, 09:02:47 PM
Just keep the finger there until it grows enough for you to cut under the finger and still have your full Magnum P.I. stache.
PS- Gorillas have the smallest dicks of all the primates.


Wow!  I would never have thought of that.  You da man, Bart!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 01, 2018, 11:00:39 PM
Youse guys have been talking beer! Bart. With your kind permission I will quote myself from a different thread. I started the beer review questioning Kid but left my favorites in a different thread thinking the topic was long gone. I forget how much slower the world is outside the Heater thread

 [Somewhat edited to keep apolitical] Hey, Kid.  Wanted to get back to you to finish our conversation about Our Favorite Beers. My top three are Modelo Negro, Amstel Light and Samuel Adams.  I drink around three beers a year to celebrate the NFL playoffs. Last year I bought a six pack of Modelo Negro for the Playoffs and Super Bowl. I still have 3 left

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 02, 2018, 06:38:27 PM
Dear Bart,

Just pulled these two Ads.   Should I take a break from Ellgab and go shoot a squirrel or something?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 02, 2018, 07:02:58 PM
Dear Bart,

Just pulled these two Ads.   Should I take a break from Ellgab and go shoot a squirrel or something?
no shooting @zeebo
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 03, 2018, 07:25:03 AM
Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 in the middle of the night and your karma go down to 11?  I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten.  Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW  Praise BE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 03, 2018, 07:27:42 AM
Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 and your karma go down to 11?  I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten.  Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW  Praise BE

Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ponyboysunset on October 03, 2018, 07:31:54 AM
Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.
That's pretty cool!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 03, 2018, 07:34:10 AM
Somebody asked if I could share their karma with others, you were one they wanted to share with.
As a plot twist I then gave that person all my karma.

Thanks to you and my benefactor, the person who asked  to share their karma with me. They are my unknown hero/heroine as you are..  I really thought this was all a dream  ... I am grateful and thankful..... Love, TW  :) :) :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 09:50:48 AM
I seem to recall when it first came out they did, sorta, use that advertising campaign. Not as overtly as the great Old Milwaukee campaigns, of course, but had folks toobin' in the Guadalupe (maybe SM, Comal, or Frio) and featured a gal in a bikini top and a side-boob shot. But not overtly as a Swedish Bikini Team parachuting into your fishing camp and wanting to party.

This doesn't happen for you?  sound's like you're fishin' in the wrong holes, good buddy.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 09:56:03 AM
I quit drinking before the whole craft beer thing. And in spite of my germanic last name I never developed an appreciation of beer. Maybe I started drinking too early with Drewery’s, Hamms, Old Style and Pabst Blue Ribbon. I either tolerated a beer or I hated it.

3 notable beers I did enjoy. Molson Red (circa 1976), Tecate’ (circa 1982) and Old Style in a frosted mug where the ice forms in the beer on a hot day while listening to the Cubs trying to beat the Cardinals to clinch their division.

Beers I REALLY hated. Lablatts, Shaeffer, Genisee Cream Ale

'Sucks' is a German last name?  Oh, I bet they 'Americanized it at Ellis Island.  Die Familie Saugen.  Hmmmm, I think it works for you either way.

And, because there can be 25 or more genders, I think now is the time to reclaim your cultural heritage.  In this time of tolerance (with a little t) you would be accepted by at least a dozen or so of those genders.  And me too.   
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 09:59:09 AM
Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew.   Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it.  But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.   Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.

PBR.  Fond little league memories.  Our team delinquent would steal a can or two fm his fathers fridge in the garage.  Bring the goods to LL practice and we would sit in Right Field passing the cans back and forth until the coach would threaten us with 'sprints until you die!'
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 10:00:22 AM
PBR is interesting as the first industrial beer to be embraced ironically by my generation as a reaction against craft-brewery elitism.  I had a different experience -- my first beer was a Beamish my older brother bought for me at a pub that flew it in weekly, so you might say I was born into snobbery.  Still, I say beer is like water when you're thirsty -- you're usually grateful, no matter what it is.

Spoken like a Fucking Man.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 10:01:37 AM
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.

I don't even know what to say about your fucking beer.  Unless it's, "You're buying."
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 10:03:43 AM
My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum".  It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows.  I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following.  They must have found the source of the bacterium.

Or maybe they just manufacture it outside of the P.I.     Maybe it really "...is the water, and a whole lot more!"
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on October 03, 2018, 10:05:12 AM
Where I grew up we had only PBR and Bud, and to step up, Wild Russian Vanya.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 03, 2018, 10:05:34 AM
Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.

You just answered a question for me.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 05, 2018, 05:27:25 AM
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 05, 2018, 05:42:43 AM
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?

Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 05, 2018, 05:47:49 AM
Mr. Spookcat seems to be mocking my effort with his joke title.

He has not been ellightened to the #legacy
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 05, 2018, 10:21:00 AM
Dear Bart,
How did my karma (not that I am complaining) jump 100 points to 592 in the middle of the night and your karma go down to 11?  I am very confused and concerned at this strange turn of events (even though i am the beneficiary).. I humbly admit i do not deserve such high karma and you deserve all the karma to be gotten.  Thanks for looking into this odd matter... TW  Praise BE

Karma is a zero sum game
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on October 05, 2018, 12:17:33 PM
Hey! @Bart Ell! I told Mr. Spookcat about your book Legacy Woo. He wants to know if the sequel will be called "Legacy Woo 2: Electric Woogaloo"?

Compliments to the alliterative and allusionary wit of Mr. SpookCat.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 07, 2018, 11:32:03 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Sincerely,

Mssr Sucks, LTD, HOF, LSD
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 07, 2018, 11:34:01 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Sincerely,

Mssr Sucks, LTD, HOF, LSD

51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 07, 2018, 12:07:47 PM
51 years of Toronto suckage did more for that than NAFTA.

Dear God,

Please let the Leafs suck for at least one more night.

Go Hawks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 08, 2018, 12:03:12 AM
Dear Bart,

Did you the NAFTA treaty protect our claim to the Stanley Cup?

Yeah, with Canadian players ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 12:04:40 AM
Yeah, with Canadian players ;D

OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 08, 2018, 01:07:08 AM
OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.

https://youtu.be/lkXfQMUiV7A
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: BartEllProducer on October 08, 2018, 09:56:23 AM
OK you can have Michael J Fox and Justin Bieber back.

I’d keep Marty McFly and trade them Rosie.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: comaphobe on October 08, 2018, 10:38:21 AM
Marty McFly had a Roadstar II
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 10:43:07 AM
Marty McFly had a Roadstar II

Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: comaphobe on October 08, 2018, 10:54:16 AM
Marty McFly had to reach 88 mph as lightning struck on the day I was born.

We will have a party for you on November 12th
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 08, 2018, 11:40:27 AM
Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by a deep hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 11:43:10 AM
Dear Bart,  I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out.   I believe I'm either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men.    Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company.  Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.

What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 11:53:05 AM
What you should have done is start jerking off.
Always turn the tables.
Always.

#eyecontact
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 11:58:30 AM
#eyecontact

Yes and there may be some eye contact when he finishes too!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:30:51 PM
Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 03:32:32 PM
Why do I not see ads?  My ad blocker is off.  The only thing I've ever seen was Dave Schrader's True Crime show.

TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:34:22 PM
TCT only shows up when you are not logged in.
There are 2 ads on the main page, I kept them off the rest of the forum

I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 03:36:17 PM
I log in and the main page shows nothing.  Just "advertisement" and a blank space where the banner/ad should be.

Which browser?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:36:42 PM
Which browser?

Chrome
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 03:41:15 PM
Chrome

You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:43:38 PM
You can try an Incognito window to see if it changes anything.
Not sure why it doesn't show

I'll try it now.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:47:48 PM
Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 03:50:17 PM
Okay Bart...I logged off here.  Logged in on Incognito...still nothing.  Maybe it's because I have Kaspersky and it micro-manages everything, but gives me options to turn on and off whatever feature I want.  I have the ad blockers, etc., off for this site.

Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 08, 2018, 03:54:28 PM
Don't sweat it.
In my mind you are now a prolific clicker!
#CLICKACY

Cool. Thanks.  I would click the 'you know what' of all things I could possibly click.  In fact, I'm clicking my pen right now repeatedly for no reason at all...at high speeds.   :D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 08, 2018, 04:05:17 PM
Now that the other forum is back up can I get credit for my posts there towards my EllGab status?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 04:08:04 PM
Now that the other forum is back up can I get credit for my posts there towards my EllGab status?

Can't do it.
They are one hissy fit away from not existing again.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2018, 07:31:27 PM
Hi Bart,

Just wondering.  Are you related at all to biz reporter Maria BARTiromo?

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 07:37:44 PM
Hi Bart,

Just wondering.  Are you related at all to biz reporter Maria BARTiromo?

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I did not have sex with that woman.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 08, 2018, 07:39:25 PM
I did not have sex with that woman.

Obviously. She doesn’t have that glow.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 07:45:53 PM
Obviously. She doesn’t have that glow.

Correct.
Also no sign of the gift basket I allow them to leave with.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2018, 07:50:39 PM
Correct.
Also no sign of the gift basket I allow them to leave with.

See?  What a softy.   None of that Sinatra  "The money's on the dresser baby, I'm thru with you" for Bart.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 08, 2018, 07:51:59 PM
See?  What a softy.   None of that Sinatra  "The money's on the dresser baby, I'm thru with you" for Bart.

MONEY IS FOR HOOKERS!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Walks_At_Night on October 08, 2018, 07:54:41 PM
MONEY IS FOR HOOKERS!

I know but I just happened to be watching this and it came to mind:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 08, 2018, 08:51:20 PM
The other place now has a double ad at the top of the content. Ugly.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on October 09, 2018, 02:20:07 AM
The other place now has a double ad at the top of the content. Ugly.
Disgusting!  I would boycott.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 09, 2018, 08:48:24 AM

Dear Bart,

Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?

#BestGabIsEllGab
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 09, 2018, 08:53:09 AM
Dear Bart,

Tigerlily has read my mind.(see above). I was just going to ask you the same question as she just did. I have wondered about it for days.Perhaps Brig is holding down spots for 272 unnamed users?. It makes no common sense to me either..  Could they be juggling numbers in an improper fashion? Thanks so much for your reply.  . I will patiently wait on what you think on this matter ...

Praise BE always   :) :) ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 09, 2018, 09:06:51 AM
Dear Bart,

Tigerlily has read my mind.(see above). I was just going to ask you the same question as she just did. I have wondered about it for days.Perhaps Brig is holding down spots for 272 unnamed users?. It makes no common sense to me either..  Could they be juggling numbers in an improper fashion? Thanks so much for your reply.  . I will patiently wait on what you think on this matter ...

Praise BE always   :) :) ;)

Reading your mind is a pleasant story 😺
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 09, 2018, 09:11:17 AM
Reading your mind is a pleasant story 😺

 :) :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 10:00:48 AM
Dear Bart,

Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?

#BestGabIsEllGab
The forum software can be modded to make those numbers you see at the bottom of the forum main page higher than they really are. The Bellgab numbers, especially the inflated "Guests" numbers, are probably not real.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 09, 2018, 10:31:10 AM
The forum software can be modded to make those numbers you see at the bottom of the forum main page higher than they really are. The Bellgab numbers, especially the inflated "Guests" numbers, are probably not real.

Is that your Maltese Terrier.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ItsOver on October 09, 2018, 10:51:54 AM
Disgusting!  I would boycott.
Definitely.  Burn the place down!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 11:00:35 AM
Is that your Maltese Terrier.
Yes ... that was Bo'. He passed away in 2012 at the age of 14. I currently have another Maltese, one of our four rescues at the moment...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Happier Times are Coming on October 09, 2018, 11:36:59 AM
I did not have sex with that woman.
ROTFL...
oh, sorry...but it brought to mind the last time I heard someone state that...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 09, 2018, 12:01:47 PM
Dear Bart,

Why does Bellbriggab show 272 users but only 9 names? Including mine. So now only 8?

#BestGabIsEllGab


They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler

@tootsie_wootsy  @TigerLily
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 09, 2018, 12:33:53 PM

They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler

@tootsie_wootsy  @TigerLily

I knew Bart would have the answer.. he's so smart among other great things  :) ;)

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Praise BE
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 12:57:57 PM

They are search engine spiders. I had the option to turn them off from showing as guests so I did.
They are real hits but they are about 95% bots just crawling the site

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler

@tootsie_wootsy  @TigerLily
Spiders would account for some of them, but I really think he has upped the base count for the "Guests" numbers, especially if the "Guests" numbers stay consistently high and so out of proportion. There have been some interesting discussions on false forum numbers over the years. This forum software is one where they came up with a mod to change the numbers several years ago to make it easier to do.
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0 (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Ms. C on October 09, 2018, 01:04:06 PM
I knew Bart would have the answer.. he's so smart among other great things  :) ;)

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Praise BE

Yes!!!  And thanks for the links!  I am learning so much new stuff ...

Praise Bart Ell
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 09, 2018, 01:15:29 PM
Spiders would account for some of them, but I really think he has upped the base count for the "Guests" numbers, especially if the "Guests" numbers stay consistently high and so out of proportion. There have been some interesting discussions on false forum numbers over the years. This forum software is one where they came up with a mod to change the numbers several years ago to make it easier to do.
https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0 (https://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?topic=468913.0)

Could be, the number here dropped by about 120 when I stopped them from showing as guests... and that is with the majority of the pages not being crawled because they are behind a log-in.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 01:23:22 PM
Could be, the number here dropped by about 120 when I stopped them from showing as guests... and that is with the majority of the pages not being crawled because they are behind a log-in.
I also noticed that the link below "Users Signed In Now" on Bellgab is disabled. If it is enabled (like it is on Ellgab, you have labeled it as Users Online), clicking on it will reveal log information on the logins including time and action even for "Guests". Since it is disabled on Bellgab, you can't see this information. If memory serves me correctly, I think it was suggested to disable this if one was to inflate the numbers (I will preface this by saying it has been a few years since working with forums but I do remember some of the discussions about forum number stats).
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 09, 2018, 01:27:17 PM
I also noticed that the link below "Users Signed In Now" on Bellgab is disabled. If it is enabled (like it is on Ellgab, you have labeled it as Users Online), clicking on it will reveal log information on the logins including time and action even for "Guests". Since it is disabled on Bellgab, you can't see this information. If memory serves me correctly, I think it was suggested to disable this if one was to inflate the numbers (I will preface this by saying it has been a few years since working with forums but I do remember some of the discussions about forum number stats).

I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 01:50:30 PM
I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.
I have found that most of the time the defaults are good, especially when first setting the forum up. Some of the forum software versions have so many options it is almost overwhelming in the beginning. It is the curse of a high level of customization. I have also found that a forum configuration is never completely finished, it is always a work in progress. The tweeking never ends.

I know the amount of time required to set up and run a forum properly, so I know the amount of time you and the volunteers put into this place and the associated website and the Bartcasts. Ellgab is a real success story: you take a bad situation (Bellgab closing), take quick action, and invent something better. Hats off to you and the volunteers here!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 09, 2018, 01:55:50 PM
I have found that most of the time the defaults are good, especially when first setting the forum up. Some of the forum software versions have so many options it is almost overwhelming in the beginning. It is the curse of a high level of customization. I have also found that a forum configuration is never completely finished, it is always a work in progress. The tweeking never ends.

I know the amount of time required to set up and run a forum properly, so I know the amount of time you and the volunteers put into this place and the associated website and the Bartcasts. Ellgab is a real success story: you take a bad situation (Bellgab closing), take quick action, and invent something better. Hats off to you and the volunteers here!

#Legacy to you
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 09, 2018, 02:32:08 PM
I kept most of the default settings here.
All you wrote makes sense.
I don't see the sense in it, though... but I also don't shove a cucumber down my pants to enhance, either.

Thanks for answering our question. Interesting information. And I'm sure you just don't want the cucumber to feel jealous
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 09, 2018, 08:31:40 PM
Yes ... that was Bo'. He passed away in 2012 at the age of 14. I currently have another Maltese, one of our four rescues at the moment...

This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 08:43:31 PM
This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.
Bogey looks good at 14. It looks like he has the tongue hanging out thing going on. Bo' usually had the tongue hanging out a bit. He was also a bit of a yapper, especially when the doorbell rang or there was a dog on the TV :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 09, 2018, 09:13:04 PM
Bogey looks good at 14. It looks like he has the tongue hanging out thing going on. Bo' usually had the tongue hanging out a bit. He was also a bit of a yapper, especially when the doorbell rang or there was a dog on the TV :)

Yup, it seems that he’s got more tongue than he has mouth and it sticks out a lot.  Bogey is a bit of a control freak.  He likes to keep a schedule and he knows what time certain things are supposed to happen like feedings, walks, play times, treats,  nap times and bed time and if they don’t happen when they should he lets you know about it.  He also has to know where everyone is in the house at all times and he’ll come looking for you if he hasn’t seen you for while.  Sometimes he’ll actually try to get us all in one place in the house by barking and leading the way like Lassie or Rin Tin Tin.  The dog is out of control.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 09, 2018, 09:31:08 PM
Yup, it seems that he’s got more tongue than he has mouth and it sticks out a lot.  Bogey is a bit of a control freak.  He likes to keep a schedule and he knows what time certain things are supposed to happen like feedings, walks, play times, treats,  and nap times and bed time and if they don’t happen when they should he lets you know about it.  He also has to know where everyone is in the house at all times and he’ll come looking for you if he hasn’t seen you for while.  Sometimes he’ll actually try to get us all in one place in the house by barking and leading the way like Lassie or Rin Tin Tin.  The dog is out of control.
They have us trained well  :)  True creatures of habit. It sounds like he has a herding instinct. Charlie, the Maltese I have now, will also come looking for you if he realizes you are not in the room. He also gets extremely anxious and nervous whenever he hears an electronic chirp, such as the short beep when pressing a button on an alarm system keypad or when the battery is low in a smoke detector and it chirps every minute or so. He was a rescue and something in his past must have happened to cause him to relate the chirp sound to danger or to something bad. They all have their quirks and their own personalities.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 10, 2018, 02:13:16 AM
I did not have sex with that woman.

YOu mean that was my dick?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 10, 2018, 02:20:53 AM
I know but I just happened to be watching this and it came to mind:
https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-sinatra-group/n10008




I laughed.  Karma.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 10, 2018, 02:38:27 AM



I laughed.  Karma.
What are you doing up at this hour, ya old fart?

Oh, yeah.  +1.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: pawpourri on October 10, 2018, 02:54:28 AM
This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.

He looks like an attack dog, right.  LOL. So cute!   :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 10, 2018, 03:23:25 AM
This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.

Cutie!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on October 10, 2018, 05:45:49 AM
Chrome
@ShayP beyond Ad Blockers, the key to getting the ad to show is turn off tracking protection. In Firefox it is shown as the shield symbol in the address bar. When it is off (red line through it) they display just fine.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: juan on October 10, 2018, 09:55:31 AM
Thanks, Dyna-X. Tracking protection in Firefox on the iPad is under the hamburger menus. Turning it off displays the ads.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 10, 2018, 12:28:35 PM
What are you doing up at this hour, ya old fart?

Oh, yeah.  +1.

Heheh.  couldn't sleep.  Went to the gym a bit after that.

back at you
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 10, 2018, 12:44:02 PM
@ShayP beyond Ad Blockers, the key to getting the ad to show is turn off tracking protection. In Firefox it is shown as the shield symbol in the address bar. When it is off (red line through it) they display just fine.

Thanks Dyna-X.  :)   My first visible ad wants me to buy a Buick.   :P
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 10, 2018, 08:19:01 PM
Bart, what did that guy do to get in the hall of fame and what does he get in return. And where is the geographical location of this place/building/establishment.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 06:20:27 AM
Bart, what did that guy do to get in the hall of fame and what does he get in return. And where is the geographical location of this place/building/establishment.

Stop being lazy.
Click on HALL OF FAME and inform yourself.
The location is the safe space between the cuckshack and the Bell double wide.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 11, 2018, 09:22:16 AM
Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 10:27:02 AM
Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)

Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 11, 2018, 12:03:06 PM
Some of it is taint hair that I had transplanted on my head.
Ah.  That explains the curl.  Nice. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 11, 2018, 08:15:15 PM
Hi, Bart.

Is that your real head-grown hair?
Have you already been asked this question?
Thank you. :)
Is that your real hat? ;D ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 11, 2018, 09:42:25 PM

Darth Barthur

Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?

With anticipation. Your humble servant
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 11, 2018, 09:48:11 PM
Darth Barthur

Why haven't we gone back to the moon? And a related question; is there really a Reptilian base on the far side of the moon?

With anticipation. Your humble servant

The Evil Cheeseman told them the next time they tried to step foot on his globe of cheese they would find out what it is like to be eaten by cheese.

No Reptillians, just Evil Cheeseman.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on October 11, 2018, 09:49:05 PM
Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 11, 2018, 11:14:45 PM
Is that your real hat? ;D ;)
It's the Cat's real hat.  Ya good with that? ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 12, 2018, 01:54:39 AM
Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."
Can you phrase that as a question?

 Them's the rules in this thread.  "Ask Bart Anything."
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 12, 2018, 02:10:31 AM
Mowing earlier and listening to some old C2C from a week or so ago. And Tommee asked Norry if he could chose another name what would it be and he said "Bartholomew."

I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MAX on October 12, 2018, 04:50:55 AM
This is Bogey.  He’ll be 14 in Dec and he’s a trained attack dog.

Nice 👍 pup
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 12, 2018, 05:22:54 AM
Bart,

What should I do?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2018, 05:29:53 AM
Bart,

What should I do?

Have a peach
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 12, 2018, 05:38:18 AM
I honestly read that as "meowing earlier" and thought that was even funnier with Bartholomew. There's no hope for me, is there?

LOL!  Not only is there hope, there is a calling!

PRAISE, SPOOKCAT! ;D :-*

+1!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 12, 2018, 05:42:10 AM
LOL!  Not only is there hope, there is a calling!

PRAISE, SPOOKCAT! ;D :-*

+1!

Oh dear gods, no. No praising of the spookcat. No. Spookcat will become a spooked cat if that starts happening.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 12, 2018, 05:44:38 AM
Oh dear gods, no. No praising of the spookcat. No. Spookcat will become a spooked cat if that starts happening.

Oh, shit!  Sorry.

How about, Purrrrr, Spookcat?

(I'm not taking back the +1.  That's a done deal). ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 12, 2018, 05:50:06 AM
Oh, shit!  Sorry.

How about, Purrrrr, Spookcat?

(I'm not taking back the +1.  That's a done deal). ;)

Purrs and smilies are good :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 12, 2018, 05:51:17 AM
Purrs and smilies are good :)
Then, I send plenty of those. ;) ;D :-*
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ShayP on October 12, 2018, 05:52:28 AM
Have a peach

That's a good start.  Thanks!

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 12, 2018, 05:54:07 AM
That's a good start.  Thanks!

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And don't let anyone tell you it is a gateway fruit.
You can have as many as you like, no problem there!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 12, 2018, 06:36:34 AM
And don't let anyone tell you it is a gateway fruit.
You can have as many as you like, no problem there!
there might be a problem if you eat to many. you may end up counting the floor tiles in the bathroom 7 to 8 times, in one sitting.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on October 12, 2018, 07:33:28 AM
Bart, will we lose EllGab this weekend?

https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/ (https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/)

Marty McFly had a Roadstar II

I knew a lot of people with those guitars.  A top-mount Kahler was a popular mod for them.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 13, 2018, 07:40:34 AM
Bart, will we lose EllGab this weekend?

https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/ (https://fossbytes.com/icann-global-internet-outage-over-next-48-hours/)


Only Elvis really knows for sure.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 13, 2018, 11:28:34 AM
Bart Ell.  Why do so many new members have low or negative karma?  Do their  posts suck or are being visited by the faithful? 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 13, 2018, 11:44:09 AM
Bart Ell.  Why do so many new members have low or negative karma?  Do their  posts suck or are being visited by the faithful?

I haven't paid attention to the whole karma thing.
I slapped it on and forgot about it.
I would guess it is a way for some people to be involved.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: VC on October 13, 2018, 12:01:34 PM
Bart Ell.  Why do so many new members have low or negative karma?  Do their  posts suck or are being visited by the faithful?
I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.

My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.

Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.

Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.

I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too!  Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 13, 2018, 12:03:31 PM
I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD.

Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 13, 2018, 12:12:58 PM
Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?



Trufax that.

@VC I think you have a lot of knowledge about Art Bell and other paranormal genre shows and history, and I ha ve found your posts interesting.

BUT - I think expecting a show that was basically about to have the plug pulled on it before Schrader stepped in to rise to the heady heights of Art Bell in the late 90’s with regard to open lines and callers is expecting a bit much. Let the dust settle, let the Heathens calm the fuck down and stop harassing his phone lines and let the show evolve to the point it needs to get to.

You can’t rush good shit mate.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: VC on October 13, 2018, 12:29:06 PM
Quit and watch it die because of a firecracker?
Well, Art new "the art" of providing entertainment and perhaps being the "drama queen". The whole thing is creepy w/HW being there when "the firecrackers" went off and the police were involved. Obviously, we were being deceived on many levels about HW's involvement there, living there, and how/why she was "the chosen one".

The show format is solid gold, and that's what should have remained after HW's departure. Was Art really happy with HW's performance near his Friday the 13th?

Maybe Producer Michelle can fill us in on the details? Was HW deeply in love with AB beyond a mentor/friend relationship? Obviously, AB put a lot of trust in HW by selling her part of his property including his studio. He would never do that if he didn't trust her on some levels that must go very deep indeed.

Art Bell was not naive about intimate relationships with women, since he obviously had a lot of life experiences with women by that time.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 13, 2018, 01:19:22 PM
I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.

My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.

Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.

Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.

I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too!  Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
Welcome @VC to the karma jungle and all the highs and lows that go with it.  I have only heard DS a few times but it moves along smoothly without feeling that there is a need for filler to finish out the show.  The format has changed for the better as no one is Art, even Legacy Heather.  While calls into the show can be fun they also can drag down a show and change the flow quickly.  With Heather exposed on having a very controlling open lines, why would DS want to put himself in a situation with the faithful calling him to disrupt his show when he had nothing to do with Heather leaving in the first place. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on October 13, 2018, 04:29:07 PM
Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......

Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Inglorious Bitch on October 13, 2018, 05:10:11 PM
Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......

Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.

+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on October 13, 2018, 05:41:31 PM
+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.

And one back at ya! Thanks.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 13, 2018, 07:12:38 PM
Bart Ell.  Who would win a straight out fist fight, Jedi Miller or Dale for Heather’s Love. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 13, 2018, 10:11:56 PM
I'm new. My Karma went up anytime I criticized HW.

My Karma went negative as soon as I complained about no Voice Caller call-ins on MITD/DS.

Also, my Karma went further down when complaining about the show format of two guests, again, without live Voice callers. That was NEVER the show format Art Bell did, and I consider this a betrayal of his memory and what HE created. His show was hijacked by this criteria alone... I consider this an insult to AB's memory, and what he was trying to do for MITD. Don't forget the entire network was created, so one of the other hosts would take his place when he retired. Art would have never allowed the show format to change, so that was STOLEN from his show and legacy.

Anything negative about MITD/DS brings negative Karma. LOL. Pussy cats can't take the honest constructive critique, so they shit negative Karma on you.

I think I'll be getting some more negative Karma for this post too!  Thanks! It's an honor. :-* 8) ;D
Get used to negative dings on your karma report. You could not post for two weeks and find that you've been smited a few point when you return. You weren't smited because you were away, you were smited because these little pussies can remain anonymous.


Embrace your low karma, it means you're doing something right.  I just dinged you one more negative point and I'll expect you to reciprocate.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: KSM on October 13, 2018, 10:15:29 PM
+1 for you to even out the smite fucker.
I slapped ya down to 111. But I let you know it. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WhiteCrow on October 13, 2018, 10:47:19 PM
Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......

Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.

Negitive Karma is the TRUTH.. lol Then I  am the TRUTH

What I'd do?.. I'm equally snarky to ALL.. I post to both sites

We are ALL Falkies.

Smitten me please...

Dave S and Heather are listenable..but I'd rather listen to Nancy and Lasha or omg Hoagie for his whackyness.
Vara is unlistenable.. The General Lee (MV) has real talent.

Your opinion "should" differ

Falkie is the one and only youtube mega superstar
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 14, 2018, 12:45:34 AM
Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......

Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.
No shit.  gonna go check it out.  See who's being a puss.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Jayzelady on October 14, 2018, 09:26:16 AM
Looks like the mean boys and girls have already begun crowding the playground at BellGab. Quite ugly remarks about the Bartcast, EllGab, Keith, Dave, etc.
Even White Crow is showing his snarky dark side like a badge of honor.
Sad......

Edited to add: Got smited the moment I posted this. Sorry if the truth bothers you, da happy smiter, but it is what it is.

Got my whole quote and avatar posted on BellGab.....Wooo Hoooo! They no like, smites abound.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 14, 2018, 11:54:26 AM
Bart Ell.  Who would win a straight out fist fight, Jedi Miller or Dale for Heather’s Love.

2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 14, 2018, 12:12:12 PM
2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.

#keepingitweirdinaustin
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 14, 2018, 01:21:16 PM
2 minute slap fight
Both get winded
Fall to the ground and end up making out with each other.
Love found.
Kinda what I thought.  I was hoping more of some sort of duel with toy lightsabers with look on Heather’s face that’s like “I can’t believe I have to sink this low to eat.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 14, 2018, 01:22:55 PM
Kinda what I thought.  I was hoping more of some sort of duel with toy lightsabers with look on Heather’s face that’s like “I can’t believe I have to sink this low to eat.

It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 14, 2018, 01:31:27 PM
Bart, why do people care about their Karma numbers? I know I don’t.  Feel free to smite away.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 14, 2018, 01:35:02 PM
Bart, why do people care about their Karma numbers? I know I don’t.  Feel free to smite away.

I don't know why people care.
I also don't know why people care that other people care.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 14, 2018, 01:39:19 PM
It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
I have seen that look personally so it’s kinda for my own amusement.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on October 14, 2018, 03:47:14 PM
It's cute that you think she is somehow above them.
Not much higher, after all, she's using a pussy fog in her griftful ways.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dwindling Stacks on October 14, 2018, 04:12:06 PM
Not much higher, after all, she's using a pussy fog in her griftful ways.
Exactly.  @Bart Ell be grateful that you have avoided it’s affecting you.  Mine was a short time and long ago but it wears off after awhile.  Heather herself would feel like she is above them as she grows tired of it and see’s that there is no more value in the situation.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 15, 2018, 01:34:37 AM
Bart!  Are you going to answer my question?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 15, 2018, 02:54:58 AM
Bart, If you won the powerball, What are you going to do with the jackpot?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 15, 2018, 05:56:32 AM
Bart!  Are you going to answer my question?

I have an answer scheduled for next week
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 15, 2018, 05:58:36 AM
Bart, If you won the powerball, What are you going to do with the jackpot?

I would have 5 furnaces installed.
Then I would have 5 separate air conditioning units installed.
I would turn all 10 on at full force to see if I end up being hot, cold or just right.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 15, 2018, 06:11:35 AM
Bart, Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Star Trek fan?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 15, 2018, 06:14:54 AM
Bart, Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Star Trek fan?

No, I am not big on space woo.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MataHari22 on October 15, 2018, 03:50:50 PM
Well, Art new "the art" of providing entertainment and perhaps being the "drama queen". The whole thing is creepy w/HW being there when "the firecrackers" went off and the police were involved. Obviously, we were being deceived on many levels about HW's involvement there, living there, and how/why she was "the chosen one".

The show format is solid gold, and that's what should have remained after HW's departure. Was Art really happy with HW's performance near his Friday the 13th?

Maybe Producer Michelle can fill us in on the details? Was HW deeply in love with AB beyond a mentor/friend relationship? Obviously, AB put a lot of trust in HW by selling her part of his property including his studio. He would never do that if he didn't trust her on some levels that must go very deep indeed.

Art Bell was not naive about intimate relationships with women, since he obviously had a lot of life experiences with women by that time.

You keep asking questions that are not ever going to be answered.  Heather would be the one to provide those answers, but even when she does give answers (which I doubt she would for most of the questions you are asking) the veracity of the answers would be pretty suspect based on her history.  And I'm really not sure why you think that Michelle would have the answers to most of those questions you wanted answered.  I don't think they have ever even met. 

If you look at what Art had been posting on his Facebook account including the last post re HW on April 3rd he was posting that he was "very proud of her work and determination".   So, yes, I guess he was still happy with her ten days later. 

I don't agree that the show format is solid gold.  Nope.  It was the combination of Art's talent as an interviewer and broadcaster, the show's format, and to a lesser degree, the years that Art did the show.  I think he had a definite peak. I would argue that some of his later shows were not as good as his peak in the 90's and early 2000's.  Times have changed and where years ago the paranormal was new, fresh, and intriguing, many people are now jaded, and skeptical.   The show's format in the hands of a lesser skilled host and in these times can be long, boring, and totally unbelievable.  There were times years back with Art when certain guests may have been unbelievable, but the story was entertaining and fun, and kept my attention for 4-5 hours.  I also think Art got a little bit like a curmudgeon towards the end of his career.   Always complaining about the phones and cutting callers off. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 16, 2018, 12:06:00 AM
I have an answer scheduled for next week

thank you, Sir!


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 16, 2018, 12:09:34 AM
You keep asking questions that are not ever going to be answered.  Heather would be the one to provide those answers, but even when she does give answers (which I doubt she would for most of the questions you are asking) the veracity of the answers would be pretty suspect based on her history.  And I'm really not sure why you think that Michelle would have the answers to most of those questions you wanted answered.  I don't think they have ever even met. 

If you look at what Art had been posting on his Facebook account including the last post re HW on April 3rd he was posting that he was "very proud of her work and determination".   So, yes, I guess he was still happy with her ten days later. 

I don't agree that the show format is solid gold.  Nope.  It was the combination of Art's talent as an interviewer and broadcaster, the show's format, and to a lesser degree, the years that Art did the show.  I think he had a definite peak. I would argue that some of his later shows were not as good as his peak in the 90's and early 2000's.  Times have changed and where years ago the paranormal was new, fresh, and intriguing, many people are now jaded, and skeptical.   The show's format in the hands of a lesser skilled host and in these times can be long, boring, and totally unbelievable.  There were times years back with Art when certain guests may have been unbelievable, but the story was entertaining and fun, and kept my attention for 4-5 hours.  I also think Art got a little bit like a curmudgeon towards the end of his career.   Always complaining about the phones and cutting callers off.

OMG.   You're someone with common sense and clear thinking.  No wonder I like you! ;D
+1!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 16, 2018, 09:46:27 AM
Dear Bart,  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesn’t matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and won’t let me near their bedrooms.  Also,there are several hotel chains that won’t let book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way its entire inventory.  Is there a hotline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2018, 10:01:01 AM
Dear Bart,  I have been in the grip of a sick compulsion to rip mattress tags off mattresses since my early teens.  It doesn’t matter if the mattress is mine or not, I just have to do.  My relatives. friends and neighbors are on to me and won’t let me near their bedrooms.  Also,there are several hotel chains that won’t let book a room. Recently, I have been obsessed with the idea of breaking into a mattress store and having my way its entire inventory.  Is there an emergency helpline for people like me where I might get information on support groups and 28 day programs.  Sincerely,  Desperate in Duluth.

I support your compulsion.
My only advice would be to transition into couch and chair tags.
While they are protecting their precious bedrooms you can run wild on their living room.
Happy detagging!
- Bart
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 16, 2018, 10:04:57 AM

Dear Bart

For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*

Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2018, 10:15:45 AM
Dear Bart

For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*

Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll

A life reminder to appreciate the good times.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 16, 2018, 10:21:33 AM
Dear Bart

For ads I got Hotels in Hilo *click*, Resort in Bahamas *click*, Fine Jewelry in San Diego *click*, F-150 *no click*

Why did I get the truck ad? We were on a roll

2 for us, 1 for you, 1 for me. I don’t see the problem.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MataHari22 on October 16, 2018, 01:05:52 PM
OMG.   You're someone with common sense and clear thinking.  No wonder I like you! ;D
+1!

Lol.  Thanks, I try.  These days, I call it uncommon sense.  I find it can be rare. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: XArea51 on October 16, 2018, 04:00:50 PM
Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.

Sincerely,
Perplexed
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 16, 2018, 05:10:56 PM
Dear Bart,
Why do I keep getting pesticide ads? I don't even have a garden.

Sincerely,
Perplexed

Clicking it may make it go away!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: XArea51 on October 16, 2018, 05:27:45 PM
Clicking it may make it go away!

I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Dyna-X on October 16, 2018, 06:06:39 PM
I have.....everyday.....for weeks! Maybe they think I really enjoy my pesticides.
Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: XArea51 on October 16, 2018, 06:14:47 PM
Automatic image recognition sees the flowers in your avatar and they are looking to protect you.
I get ones for tree services all the time. I'm still not coming down out of the tree, nope, nope nope!


Makes perfect sense! Who knew adsense was so thoughtful. Thank you Dyna-X. You are truly wise.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 18, 2018, 08:13:28 AM
Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 08:20:26 AM
Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.

If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 18, 2018, 08:27:17 AM
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 08:28:50 AM
Shoulda left him to it then ... he’s a dirty boy when he hasn’t had his lithium ;)

His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 18, 2018, 08:31:39 AM
His first post summed up his message, no real need for a drawn out pissing match afterwards.


Agreed :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 18, 2018, 08:55:11 AM
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

I go not talk about politics since it seems to bring out extreme comments and our ellgab friendships are ruined. I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 08:59:26 AM
I don't care to know how anyone feels or votes.

I don't know or care what side people are on
I don't know or care what side the threads in there are on.
I simply don't give a shit.
Just don't bring it to the rest of the board.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 09:49:00 AM
I don't care what someone's politics are.. I am upset over racist, anti semitic, homophobic, misogynist, etc comments...
@FISH

Don't being it in here
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 18, 2018, 09:53:35 AM
Don't being it in here

i'm sorry 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: comaphobe on October 18, 2018, 10:28:06 AM
thank you, Sir!



Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 18, 2018, 05:13:43 PM
Bart, do we get to vote on the fate of Groyper? Or should we just start a go fund me to help him with his med costs as he is obs off them.

What did I miss?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 18, 2018, 06:31:00 PM
Was @Richard Groyper being bad today?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 06:32:02 PM
Was @Richard Groyper being bad today?

Not really, it was 2 sided.
Too much quality coffee is my guess.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 18, 2018, 06:37:59 PM
Not really, it was 2 sided.
Too much quality coffee is my guess.

Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)

Hi, Groyper, how are you? How's the family?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 18, 2018, 06:40:34 PM
Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)

It's all the same to me
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 18, 2018, 08:06:25 PM
Coffee is terrible.
When you say "not really" do you mean not really in terms of general population or "not really" in terms of usual groyper? There's a bit of a difference there. ;)

Hi, Groyper, how are you? How's the family?

the family and i are doing fine, Spookcat. how are you?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 18, 2018, 09:10:02 PM
the family and i are doing fine, Spookcat. how are you?

I'm alive.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 19, 2018, 05:28:34 PM
I'm alive.

congrats.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 19, 2018, 05:36:47 PM
congrats.
I am alive too.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 19, 2018, 05:38:10 PM
I am alive too.

thanks for checking in.  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 19, 2018, 05:41:21 PM
thanks for checking in.  ;D
you have gained some weight since i saw you last.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 19, 2018, 05:43:31 PM
you have gained some weight since i saw you last.

my dear lady, ive always been this rotund.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 19, 2018, 05:52:09 PM
my dear lady, ive always been this rotund.
gray with extra stuffing. you may want to see a doctor.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 19, 2018, 05:54:51 PM
gray with extra stuffing. you may want to see a doctor.

im just trying to fit in around here.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 19, 2018, 06:03:26 PM
im just trying to fit in around here.

Ha Ha! you like acting like a simpleton.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 19, 2018, 06:13:00 PM
Ha Ha! you like acting like a simpleton.

im following the herd.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on October 19, 2018, 09:59:22 PM
I am alive too.

Me too...

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WOTR on October 19, 2018, 10:03:23 PM
If you go into the Politics forum you have to expect extreme reactions.
That's why I don't bother going in there.

It's easier to just take part...  ;)

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 19, 2018, 10:25:41 PM
It's easier to just take part...  ;)

Pass.
It's like seeing a naked woman vacuuming.
You can never look at her the same way again.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 20, 2018, 03:44:01 AM
Dear Bart,

I'm still new to the forum ins and outs. Is there a way to stop seeing replies if you're no longer interested in the thread? If not, it's no trouble, I can always just mark them "read".

Also, how was your trip? Did you make it back home safely?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 04:00:33 AM
Dear Bart,

I'm still new to the forum ins and outs. Is there a way to stop seeing replies if you're no longer interested in the thread? If not, it's no trouble, I can always just mark them "read".

Also, how was your trip? Did you make it back home safely?

Not that I know of.

Not back home yet, sometime in the next week, though.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 21, 2018, 04:05:24 AM
Not that I know of.

Not back home yet, sometime in the next week, though.

Not a problem. :)
Hope you are having fun and doing well.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 21, 2018, 06:34:48 AM
Bart, I continue to post in both forums and have gained neither love or hatred in either.  What am I doing wrong?  It’s probably just as well as I am not on any “side”.  I have enjoyed the NPC meme but am confused how spouting groupthink combats groupthink.  I also wonder if “Duh” constitutes true inner speech.  Edit: I just noticed a 15 point dive in my Karma with little to no posting on EllGab.  I don’t care about my Karma score but wonder what could have caused the drop. Makes me glad I have real friends instead of pretend ones on the internet. Thanks for the entertainment Bart.  Hope you all have a wonderful day doing what you do.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 06:35:33 AM
Not a problem. :)
Hope you are having fun and doing well.

YES! WOO CAT IS BACK!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 06:38:17 AM
Bart, I continue to post in both forums and have gained neither love or hatred in either.  What am I doing wrong?  It’s probably just as well as I am not on any “side”.  I have enjoyed the NPC meme but am confused how spouting groupthink combats groupthink.  I also wonder if “Duh” constitutes true inner speech.

Group think is a term mentally stunted individuals use to explain an opinion they do not share.
People who think in sides are people unable to accept differing opinions.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 21, 2018, 06:38:46 AM
YES! WOO CAT IS BACK!

Back by popular demand!  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: whoozit on October 21, 2018, 06:47:00 AM
Group think is a term mentally stunted individuals use to explain an opinion they do not share.
People who think in sides are people unable to accept differing opinions.
Thanks for answering Bart.  I think people should have open minds but not so open that their brain gets bruised from rattling around.  I like both forums because they are great places to people watch.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 06:58:18 AM
Back by popular demand!  ;D

By far my favorite spook
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 06:59:56 AM
Thanks for answering Bart.  I think people should have open minds but not so open that their brain gets bruised from rattling around.  I like both forums because they are great places to people watch.

Bruised from being too open minded is still better than crushed by being too closed-minded.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 21, 2018, 07:05:46 AM
dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 21, 2018, 07:09:25 AM
dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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They have been living rent free for too long.
40 hour work week for all pets.
Get them mining or sweeping up!
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 23, 2018, 03:24:27 PM
Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)

I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view

Your homegirl, TigerLily


Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 23, 2018, 03:26:38 PM
Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)

I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view

Your homegirl, TigerLily

I am a lazy man by nature.
Your solution means many steps, mine took one.
Open another thread and try again.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 23, 2018, 03:28:31 PM
dear Bart,
why does google ads have kittens mining?
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The Homo Sapien Sapiens got too uppity with our Alien Overlords so they turned to the real land-based master species prior to wiping us out
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 23, 2018, 03:32:13 PM
I am a lazy man by nature.
Your solution means many steps, mine took one.
Open another thread and try again.

That was quick. Thanks. I figured that was probably the reason. New thread? I don't think so. You may be lazy but I'm easily demoralized
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 23, 2018, 04:07:34 PM
Dear Darth Barthur (praise Him with Great Praise)

I know there are only serious posts here and so is this one. I was busy last week celebrating and (politically) activating. When I finally return to my dear Home Ellgab, I find the PROGRESSIVE VOICE thread shut down. Disappointment ensued. Just wondered why you shut down the whole thread instead of catching, tagging and releasing the miscreants into the zoo? Yes, I know that fascist hater, @tootsie_wootsy , can really go off with that racist potty mouth of hers. But I miss posting in our one and only thread dedicated to our political point of view

Your homegirl, TigerLily

 :) it was all my fault, my racist potty mouth could not be shut.  :) ;) @TigerLily
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 23, 2018, 04:19:02 PM
:) it was all my fault, my racist potty mouth could not be shut.  :) ;) @TigerLily

I don't blame you.  I don't think anyone blames you for the shut of that subject. I enjoy your postings, your sense of humor and your "art work". Take care and stop blaming yourself.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 23, 2018, 04:19:44 PM
I don't blame you.  I don't think anyone blames you for the shut of that subject. I enjoy your postings, your sense of humor and your "art work". Take care and stop blaming yourself.

just kidding around..but thanks  :) @FISH
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 23, 2018, 04:21:14 PM
That was quick. Thanks. I figured that was probably the reason. New thread? I don't think so. You may be lazy but I'm easily demoralized


So good to see Samantha Stephens riding on her broom with her dog. Happy Halloween, Samantha.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 23, 2018, 04:23:01 PM
just kidding around..but thanks  :) @FISH

I want you to be "ok" while you are visiting EllGab. Praise Bart Ell for this great place for us to connect.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 23, 2018, 04:30:24 PM
I want you to be "ok" while you are visiting EllGab. Praise Bart Ell for this great place for us to connect.

thanks, yes, Bart Ell is great.. so funny and smart  - I always praise BE   :)

@FISH
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 23, 2018, 04:37:06 PM
sincere praises only.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 23, 2018, 04:57:33 PM
sincere praises only.

I have something sincere to say to you. 50/50 chance I would wind up in either the Hall of Fame or the zoo
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: WildCard on October 23, 2018, 05:00:11 PM
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 23, 2018, 05:05:19 PM
I have something sincere to say to you. 50/50 chance I would wind up in either the Hall of Fame or the zoo

you seem upset.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kizuna AI on October 23, 2018, 05:14:45 PM
you seem upset.

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 23, 2018, 05:16:58 PM
Did you dummies get lost on the way to the politics board?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 23, 2018, 05:17:23 PM
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sage advice. wholesome.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bluejay on October 23, 2018, 06:23:21 PM
Dear Bart,

Ginger, or Mary-Ann?

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(Asking for a friend)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 23, 2018, 07:32:24 PM
Dear Bart,

Ginger, or Mary-Ann?

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(Asking for a friend)

As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 23, 2018, 07:47:31 PM
As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.
wait, im half ginger ...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: MaxPower on October 23, 2018, 08:23:51 PM
Dear Bart,

Ginger, or Mary-Ann?

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(Asking for a friend)
In the 1990's we were at one of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 conventions in Minneapolis and Russell Johnson who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island was one of the discussion panel members (the MST3K crew riffed two of his movies, This Island Earth and The Space Children).

One of his comments was that one question he was often asked is why, being the smart professor, didn't he build a boat to get everyone off the island? His response was: "If you were stranded on a desert island with Mary Ann and Ginger, and your only male competition was Mr. Howell, the Skipper, and Gilligan, would you have wanted to leave?"

 :D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: GravitySucks on October 23, 2018, 08:27:26 PM
wait, im half ginger ...

Curtains or carpet?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 23, 2018, 09:57:45 PM
As a kid I thought Mary-Ann.
As an adult I have done better with the Ginger types.

The Mary-Ann's are looking for a MRS.  The Gingers?  They got no souls.  Disposable.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 23, 2018, 09:58:21 PM
wait, im half ginger ...
Top or bottom?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 23, 2018, 09:59:19 PM
In the 1990's we were at one of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 conventions in Minneapolis and Russell Johnson who played the Professor on Gilligan's Island was one of the discussion panel members (the MST3K crew riffed two of his movies, This Island Earth and The Space Children).

One of his comments was that one question he was often asked is why, being the smart professor, didn't he build a boat to get everyone off the island? His response was: "If you were stranded on a desert island with Mary Ann and Ginger, and your only male competition was Mr. Howell, the Skipper, and Gilligan, would you have wanted to leave?"

 :D
;) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 24, 2018, 05:23:06 AM
Curtains or carpet?
niether.
my hair color is brownish turning grey, thanks to my fathers german heritage. my mother was full ginger (100% irish) with brown hair as well. 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 06:23:02 AM
wait, im half ginger ...

PREPARE TO BE ENTERED!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 24, 2018, 06:41:33 AM
PREPARE TO BE ENTERED STRIEBERED!

fify?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 06:42:25 AM
fify?

Wrong end!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 11:06:30 AM
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 24, 2018, 11:08:43 AM
Everyone has their hugging silks on. TOO SOON?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 11:12:48 AM
Where Have All the Flowers Gone?

Probably alien related.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 11:13:58 AM
Everyone has their hugging silks on. TOO SOON?

Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 11:15:00 AM
Probably alien related.

Oh, when will they ever learn?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 24, 2018, 11:15:41 AM
Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.


Peanut butter to me is pie to you.

Satan Spit.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 11:23:26 AM
Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.

Together?? You have strange taste, sir!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 11:25:46 AM
Together?? You have strange taste, sir!

Seems like a lie to me.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 11:33:35 AM
Peanut butter to me is pie to you.

Satan Spit.

Are you from Russia? The only people I know who hate peanut butter are Russians.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 24, 2018, 11:58:01 AM
Are you from Russia? The only people I know who hate peanut butter are Russians.

No Russian here. I dislike peanuts intensely.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 24, 2018, 12:06:04 PM
Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.
And dreaming of peaches.

fify
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 12:13:43 PM
No Russian here. I dislike peanuts intensely.
I have a suggestion, come to the USA. Find employment in one of our hospitals. You can sit in the break room and learn to love peanut butter. I have witnessed  so many Russian doctors learning to love peanut butter while sitting in the break room.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 24, 2018, 12:24:42 PM
I have a suggestion, come to the USA. Find employment in one of our hospitals. You can sit in the break room and learn to love peanut butter. I have witnessed  so many Russian doctors learning to love peanut butter while sitting in the break room.

It is what I imagine eating grout would be like.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 24, 2018, 03:21:12 PM
Not me.
I got my eating silks on.
Pickled eggs and peanut butter.

Bart is preggers
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: StarrMountain on October 24, 2018, 03:27:16 PM
Bart is preggers
Who is the daddy?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 24, 2018, 03:35:59 PM
Bart is preggers

i don't believe you
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 03:44:00 PM
i don't believe you

I know the subject is --Ask Bart Anything

But I just have to ask you...where is your cute face?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 24, 2018, 03:44:59 PM
I know the subject is --Ask Bart Anything

But I just have to ask you...where is your cute face?
  lol.. you don't think my new profile pic is cute?  ok.. i'll change it.. :)

wowee, it's me   :) :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: FISH on October 24, 2018, 03:48:11 PM
  lol.. you don't think my new profile pic is cute?  ok.. i'll change it.. :)

wowee, it's me   :) :)

Yes! the cute face is back.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: tootsie_wootsy on October 24, 2018, 03:57:43 PM
Yes! the cute face is back.

why thank you.. you're sweet   :) :)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 03:58:46 PM
Who is the daddy?

Yo Mama
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 04:56:57 PM
I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 24, 2018, 05:10:59 PM
I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 05:16:00 PM
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Toe beans!!! I love it! Thank you, wr!

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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 24, 2018, 06:43:11 PM
I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?

TO THE SILKS!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: albrecht on October 24, 2018, 07:22:41 PM
It is what I imagine eating grout would be like.

https://www.wfp.org/nutrition/special-nutritional-products

Essentially what tons of American kids are raised on and jogging-obsessed yuppies eat is what charities give to starving people in 3rd world, corrupt, war-torn, hell-holes as last ditch efforts to give them nutrition. Peanut butter, energy bars, etc. Interesting.  :o
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 24, 2018, 08:01:28 PM
I woke up terribly confused this morning. May I please have a hug?

No.  Because it always leads to sex.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 24, 2018, 08:03:13 PM
No.  Because it always leads to sex.

Spookcat has a grade A sex voice. 😱😱😱
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:06:11 PM
Spookcat has a grade A sex voice. 😱😱😱

I'll contemplate charging in Discord. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 24, 2018, 08:07:37 PM
I'll contemplate charging in Discord. ;)

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Spookcat on October 24, 2018, 08:13:09 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Richard Groyper on October 24, 2018, 08:14:48 PM
Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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NOW IM CONFUSED AND AROUSED
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 25, 2018, 01:40:55 PM
No.  Because it always leads to sex.

Doncha hate it when they take advantage of your loving nature?   I find that being a sex object is a tough gig.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: DynamoHum on October 25, 2018, 02:32:21 PM
Well then I wouldn't be talking.
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I think if you told Groyper to roll over he would you know ... if you then tried to tickle his belly he might purr.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: ACE OF CLUBS on October 25, 2018, 03:21:29 PM
Not feeling the love . . . .
Minus 50 karma . . . .
It really cuts me to be rejected by you wonderful folks.
Cuts me deep . . . .  :'(
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 26, 2018, 01:00:21 AM
Doncha hate it when they take advantage of your loving nature?   I find that being a sex object is a tough gig.

I find it understandable that you would whine about it, being a squid and all.  Me?  I have learned to say no.  I'm not gonna conjure up a boner just because 'they' want to be sexed up real good.  Sometimes 'NO' is 'NO.'
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: paladin1991 on October 26, 2018, 01:01:50 AM
Not feeling the love . . . .
Minus 50 karma . . . .
It really cuts me to be rejected by you wonderful folks.
Cuts me deep . . . .  :'(


Alright, alright, here, hold onto my boner.  Feelin' the love, now?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Kidnostad on October 27, 2018, 08:35:58 AM
I find it understandable that you would whine about it, being a squid and all.  Me?  I have learned to say no.  I'm not gonna conjure up a boner just because 'they' want to be sexed up real good.  Sometimes 'NO' is 'NO.'

Hey, I've made progress.  I'm now just "easy" where as back in the day I was "instant." 
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: sean92008 on October 29, 2018, 10:21:46 AM
@Bart Ell

I'm about to do this, any advice?

http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another (http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another)

I'm actually going to 5 drives (4 SSD and one 7.2k spinner).  I don't know why, I'm no longer recording horn bands and mixing it into Dolby 5.1, I'm more like taking old 2-track demos and digitizing them and removing tape hiss and tightening up the presence of the vocals and guitars...
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 29, 2018, 07:31:12 PM
@Bart Ell Here is a question for you. Would you interview George Knapp for the bartcast? Also Bart, What you you want for Christmas this year??
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 29, 2018, 11:17:35 PM
@Bart Ell : are u there yet?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 29, 2018, 11:19:32 PM
@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: wr250 on October 30, 2018, 05:27:32 AM
@Bart Ell

I'm about to do this, any advice?

http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another (http://techguylabs.com/episodes/1536/how-can-i-move-my-data-one-ssd-another)

I'm actually going to 5 drives (4 SSD and one 7.2k spinner).  I don't know why, I'm no longer recording horn bands and mixing it into Dolby 5.1, I'm more like taking old 2-track demos and digitizing them and removing tape hiss and tightening up the presence of the vocals and guitars...
im not Bart but i have advice.
get clonezilla (https://clonezilla.org/downloads/download.php?branch=stable).
burn the iso to a flash drive.
start up the computer, booting from the flash drive
then follow the on screen directions.
once done go into bios and change the boot to the new drive.
here (https://win10faq.com/how-to-clone-windows-10-with-clonezilla/) is a decent writeup on how to use it.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: TigerLily on October 30, 2018, 08:11:27 AM
@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?

He has hung out in Cannes with Bobby D. What more do you want?

http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=402.msg88259#msg88259
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 30, 2018, 10:10:27 PM
@Bart Ell Here is a question for you. Would you interview George Knapp for the bartcast? Also Bart, What you you want for Christmas this year??

I don't do interviews... but I have been interviewed.
Not only by the police!

I have everything I need and I have learned to not want anything.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 30, 2018, 10:10:44 PM
@Bart Ell : are u there yet?

I am.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 30, 2018, 10:11:13 PM
@Bart Ell Who is the coolest person that you have met?

Cool to me or who you would think is cool?
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 30, 2018, 10:11:47 PM
He has hung out in Cannes with Bobby D. What more do you want?

He's in the Top 10!
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 30, 2018, 10:15:16 PM
Cool to me or who you would think is cool?
the person that is "cool" in your book.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 30, 2018, 10:16:02 PM
I don't do interviews... but I have been interviewed.
Not only by the police!

I have everything I need and I have learned to not want anything.
So you were interviewed by Art's ghost then??
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 30, 2018, 10:18:05 PM
the person that is "cool" in your book.

Her name is Vanessa.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 30, 2018, 10:21:20 PM
Her name is Vanessa.
Cool.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: damon on October 31, 2018, 03:18:08 AM
@Bart Ell, What would you do if you ran Coast to Coast am? Would you keep George Noory or give him his walking papers? If you did fired Mr Noory, Who would replace him at Coast 2 Coast am??
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: PolkaDot on October 31, 2018, 11:28:57 AM
Praise @Bart Ell! Who is currently the most popular person on people's "ignore" list? I'm wondering if it's thread specific or if there is someone who just bugs everyone on every thread.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
Post by: Bart Ell on October 31, 2018, 10:40:28 PM
@Bart Ell, What would you do if you ran Coast to Coast am? Would you keep George Noory or give him his walking papers? If you did fired Mr Noory, Who would replace him at Coast 2 Coast am??

It's his show now, like it or not.
Is that Church guy still around?
If so I would toss him.
He's shit.
Title: Re: Ask Bart Anything
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