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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7035 on: May 25, 2019, 09:45:49 AM »
Girl Senda is really reminding me of this pill popping chick from RedBook. Her name was Farah88, you might recognize the name from Falkie stories.

Everyone on that board got roasted from time to time but when she got roasted she acted a lot like Girl Senda. She would laugh at the jokes and make a few then later angry tear filled posts telling everyone that she would kill them and piss on their graves.
I guess she might have gotten the last laugh because she started working with the cops as a snitch and got several girls arrested.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7036 on: May 25, 2019, 09:52:39 AM »
So sad...so sad.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7037 on: May 25, 2019, 10:20:18 AM »
The perfect music video to play at the same time you're watching a Girl Senda video. (Try it and keep a box of kleenex nearby)


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7038 on: May 25, 2019, 11:43:22 AM »
I was raised to be a nice Lutheran boy.     Yet I scrolled.  I searched and yes, I watched.
"Hi guys.  I like get lots of requests about, like, how much my boobies weigh.  I can't, like, think of
a better way.  So, like, I'll just use this scale here.  Like, if you know of, like, a better way................"

What the hell happened to me?

Oh, hell, I looked too. I figured anything Falkie was into had to be cringe worthy enough to explore. 🤭
Methinks, if I had to pack all that around, I’d need one of those upright walkers. Gadzooks! 😮

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7039 on: May 25, 2019, 04:02:17 PM »
I saw Girl Send made a Falkie video using George’s latest and in it she says Falkie commentary videos are hard. As a person that also makes lame videos but with much more variety I would tell her “Chica, a Falkie commentary is the easiest thing I put out. That or food stuff. I use both as filler vids while trying to think up fun ones. The only possible hard part is finding worthwhile videos of his to use and I do get by with a little help from my friends. Any one can just grab his latest vid and giggle at the stupid shit he does, he does all the writing for you. Lazy bitch.”

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7040 on: May 25, 2019, 04:28:50 PM »
I saw Girl Send made a Falkie video using George’s latest and in it she says Falkie commentary videos are hard. As a person that also makes lame videos but with much more variety I would tell her “Chica, a Falkie commentary is the easiest thing I put out. That or food stuff. I use both as filler vids while trying to think up fun ones. The only possible hard part is finding worthwhile videos of his to use and I do get by with a little help from my friends. Any one can just grab his latest vid and giggle at the stupid shit he does, he does all the writing for you. Lazy bitch.”

But you don’t try after a couple of ambien, a xanax and a whiskey chaser.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7041 on: May 26, 2019, 03:31:11 AM »
I saw Girl Send made a Falkie video using George’s latest and in it she says Falkie commentary videos are hard. As a person that also makes lame videos but with much more variety I would tell her “Chica, a Falkie commentary is the easiest thing I put out. That or food stuff. I use both as filler vids while trying to think up fun ones. The only possible hard part is finding worthwhile videos of his to use and I do get by with a little help from my friends. Any one can just grab his latest vid and giggle at the stupid shit he does, he does all the writing for you. Lazy bitch.”
YOUR SENDA videos are indeed entertaining !
a suggestion...
maybe a a SENDA video ready to go (one of many classics...a response type perhaps) and capture a FIRST TIME VIEWERS REACTION...
as he discusses ways people can “earn $ to send him”
opens an “empty” 👁PAD box...a personal fav
demonstrates his culinary abilities
cleans his “ice box”
directs slo Kathy in a segment of “(slo) Kathy’s Korner”
enjoys a “quiet” meal out with his “beloved”, the buffet show was great

just thought it might be a good idea
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7042 on: May 26, 2019, 09:39:13 AM »
YOUR SENDA videos are indeed entertaining !
a suggestion...
maybe a a SENDA video ready to go (one of many classics...a response type perhaps) and capture a FIRST TIME VIEWERS REACTION...
as he discusses ways people can “earn $ to send him”
opens an “empty” 👁PAD box...a personal fav
demonstrates his culinary abilities
cleans his “ice box”
directs slo Kathy in a segment of “(slo) Kathy’s Korner”
enjoys a “quiet” meal out with his “beloved”, the buffet show was great

just thought it might be a good idea

I have tried to stock up on vids and will try again but unfortunately the real world and making a living got in the way this week. I wish I was in an easy position like Erinn and could sit around waiting for a $400 YouTube check so I could buy a new pool cover but I am out braving the rain and tornadoes just trying not to take a huge loss on this gig. Really a Goddamn tornado hit the rib cook off, video of the devastation later.

Some of those are ideas I am mulling around in my head, the iPad suggestion gave me an idea. My plan was to do a long prank video covering them all. But smaller better vids spotlighting each prank might be funner. 
 
Sometimes the vids reflect what is happening as was the case of the phone call video. Some Senda supporter wrote to me and said “At least George is not a pervert like Jason” so I thought wait till they get a load of this’s. What is more perverted, feet or lactating 14 year olds with coke bottles up their ass?

I am also planing on George’s tall tales. George and Clint Eastwood at the porn store, meeting a wild cougar at Bart. Ect.

But thanks. All suggestions are listened to and most likely will be used.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7043 on: May 26, 2019, 01:57:16 PM »
Really a Goddamn tornado hit the rib cook off...

I can think of only one man that can withstand tornado force winds and catch flying ribs, all while making a YouTube video.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7044 on: May 26, 2019, 02:41:10 PM »
I can think of only one man that can withstand tornado force winds and catch flying ribs, all while making a YouTube video.
and all while “stealing” PUBLIC WIFI, intended for PAYING PATRONS of the business...
PUBLIC LIBRARY excepted (or MAYBE NOT...as SENDA has NEVER REALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE TAX SUPPORTED LIBRARY)

I suppose his ABILITY ? is due to his MASSIVE OBESITY and TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7045 on: May 26, 2019, 02:44:58 PM »
But you don’t try after a couple of ambien, a xanax and a whiskey chaser.
and don’t forget the pre-existing mental health issues further complicated by mommy and Daddy issues...
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7046 on: May 26, 2019, 02:48:48 PM »
and all while “stealing” PUBLIC WIFI, intended for PAYING PATRONS of the business...
PUBLIC LIBRARY excepted (or MAYBE NOT...as SENDA has NEVER REALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE TAX SUPPORTED LIBRARY)

I suppose his ABILITY ? is due to his MASSIVE OBESITY and TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH

I am so looking forward to his $25 a month data plan he is getting. With it he thinks he can stream all the time and even get rid of the internet at home to save money. It will be priceless when he discovers it only lasted him like two days.

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« Reply #7047 on: May 26, 2019, 02:54:57 PM »
and don’t forget the pre-existing mental health issues further complicated by mommy and Daddy issues...

She has spoken about pretty bad abuse like being stripped naked then beaten with a fraternity paddle. And that is just what she has said.
No wonder she was a huge slut, girls keeping “daddies little secret” usually are.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7048 on: May 26, 2019, 03:20:27 PM »
I suppose his ABILITY ? is due to his MASSIVE OBESITY and TREMENDOUS UPPER BODY STRENGTH

That’s just one of the many tools in his utility belt. The extra girth also helps his human shield abilities. This comes in very useful when stealing candy from kids at parades.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #7049 on: May 26, 2019, 03:40:03 PM »
I am so looking forward to his $25 a month data plan he is getting. With it he thinks he can stream all the time and even get rid of the internet at home to save money. It will be priceless when he discovers it only lasted him like two days.

Most cell data plans throttle you after a certain amount of gb (my Verizon unlimited plan is 10) and they usually limit the bandwidth you can use as a wifi hotspot.
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