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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1995 on: April 18, 2019, 05:48:35 PM »
@Bart Ell what is the best dinner meal that you made for your parents so far?

Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1996 on: April 18, 2019, 06:53:02 PM »
This would be easy, @damon.
I have heard his drumming so I know keeping a steady beat is a foreign concept to him.
I would do a simple finger snap, in time, to confuse his brain with my metronome-like timing.
I would then do a soft shoe shuffle to demonstrate my incredible ability to play around the perfect timing created by my metronome-like finger snapping.
@Bart Ell  Thanks. Here is other question. Which country do you what to visit the most??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1997 on: April 18, 2019, 07:28:14 PM »
@Bart Ell  Thanks. Here is other question. Which country do you what to visit the most??

I have been everywhere I have ever wanted to go and a few places that I never wanted to visit.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1998 on: April 18, 2019, 08:28:56 PM »
Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian virgin.
So, your sister was adopted?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1999 on: April 18, 2019, 08:38:06 PM »
I am a rocket scientist. Please do not embarrass yourself by asking me to help configure your laptop.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2000 on: April 18, 2019, 08:47:31 PM »
So, your sister was adopted?

That's what I have told her at least once a month for her entire life.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2001 on: April 19, 2019, 05:32:01 AM »
Sushi off the body of a 21 year old Russian virgin.
In remembrance of your best sushi meal off the body of this Russian lady, isn’t it time for @Walks_At_Night  's  RED Heat topic to have its own thread in EllGab?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2002 on: April 19, 2019, 05:36:15 AM »
In remembrance of your best sushi meal off the body of this Russian lady, isn’t it time for @Walks_At_Night  's  RED Heat topic to have its own thread in EllGab?

He can start a thread whenever he likes.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2003 on: April 19, 2019, 08:56:07 AM »
He can start a thread whenever he likes.
I did not know that..

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2004 on: April 21, 2019, 07:22:29 PM »
 How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2005 on: April 21, 2019, 07:31:00 PM »
How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?

61 minutes

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2006 on: April 21, 2019, 08:23:16 PM »
How long does a person have to be awake for a nap to be considered acceptable?

Cat naps?
I am a rocket scientist. Please do not embarrass yourself by asking me to help configure your laptop.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2007 on: April 21, 2019, 09:44:58 PM »
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2008 on: April 21, 2019, 09:54:32 PM »
I have been everywhere I have ever wanted to go and a few places that I never wanted to visit.

And where would you most like to re-visit? How many times have you already been there? How soon do you plan to return? Would you book and pay for a flight and hotel for me? And a friend?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2009 on: April 22, 2019, 05:54:40 AM »
And where would you most like to re-visit? How many times have you already been there? How soon do you plan to return? Would you book and pay for a flight and hotel for me? And a friend?

#ClickacyTLvacation

Santa's Workshop, North Pole, NY
Over 200 times.
As soon as possible.
I would not.
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