The General Musings of Wyngarde

[Peter Wyngarde]

Hey Wyngarde,

How bad is Brit Feed that it requires a hurl urinal with pistol grips to be installed in the head?  Jesus..........

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Sometimes that third helping of curried badger is one helping too many...

[KSM]

I have some pictures from Tower Hill on my phone, as it happens, but this cheapass fucknugget shitferbrains site won't let me upload them because they have too many pixels or some such bullshit.

Anyway, as I was saying. I have actually been to the Tower of London. The day I went happened to the anniversary of the day Anne Boleyn had her head snicked off and they put a bunch of flowers in the chapel each year. In one of the towers (I think it was the Beauchamp tower) they have lots of graffiti from the inmates who were incarcerated there, literally scratched into the walls.

You also get to see the Crown Jewels. And the ravens.

The main one is the Bloody Tower, but there are several ones if I remember correctly.

I guess you could seduce one of the Beefeaters and try to find some way to getting in 'after hours'. Other than that I'm out of ideas.

Ahh. Yes I forgot to mention the Crown Jewels!  Not sure about the seducing part but thought I would ask.


As for the pictures on your phone I would like to see them. My photos are always too large for the site so I open them in windows Paint app on my desktop computer and resize the photo, usually cutting it by 30-50% and then adding them to a post. I have to go through that every time I attach a photo file.

[Walks_At_Night]

Tarik Skubal of the Detroit Tigers is probably the best left hander on Planet Earth. He's being paid 31 million dollars this year.  Here he is slinging a meat ball to some crypto Brit which gets crushed.  Does Wyngarde know?  Does Wyngarde care?

https://x.com/sportingnews/status/2030452332845314516

[KSM]

Tarik Skubal of the Detroit Tigers is probably the best left hander on Planet Earth. He's being paid 31 million dollars this year.  Here he is slinging a meat ball to some crypto Brit which gets crushed.  Does Wyngarde know?  Does Wyngarde care?

https://x.com/sportingnews/status/2030452332845314516

Prediction.
Wyngarde will care only enough to say that he does not care.

Prediction based on opinion.
Said individual might not respond for 4-7 months from now. Probable.

[KSM]

@Peter Wyngarde It's official you brick-laying-pipe-fitting-bad-teeth Limey, I fly to London in late August 2026. Shall we meet up for a Boddingtons? My Your treat!

[JUAN]

First, you need the frogs to defend your base in Cyprus.  Now, you are taking Churchill off of your money.  Is there still an England?

[KSM]

Is there still an England?

AHhh.. I'll avoid the no-go zones. Wouldn't it be something if I got my head lopped off by a muuuzzie while go to see the Crown Jewels? Or If I were actually killed in the Tower Of London itself?  OOoh man how cool would that be? 

[JUAN]

AHhh.. I'll avoid the no-go zones. Wouldn't it be something if I got my head lopped off by a muuuzzie while go to see the Crown Jewels? Or If I were actually killed in the Tower Of London itself?  OOoh man how cool would that be? 

Be sure to share the video here.

[KSM]

Be sure to share the video here.

Oh and I'll cover it LIVE on my show! AS IT HAPPENS! By God it's a win, win! Lost all my Gab listeners but they'll surely return for my live death! 

[JUAN]

@Peter Wyngarde I hope you will share your observations of King Muhammad's visit to the US.