only listened to Syrett doing open phones. Unlike Punnett he gives the Sad Pack wide berth. So naturally Mike the Millennial abused the privilege and did his own little radio show jumping from topic to topic, Mike is very envious of the 18 year old who is going to fly on Jeff Bezos's spaceship to sub-orbital space. Syrett told Mike his teenaged sons love the wildest rollercoasters but his days of rollercoasters are behind him and he doesn't think he'd survive a trip to space. Mike told Syrett he is an adrenaline junkie. He then moved on to his love for Harry Potter. Perhaps Mike should worry about kissing a girl before he conquers space, it would be embarrassing to become famous as THE FIRST VIRGIN IN SPACE.
so a few callers later ol' Corny shows up, he goes into his windup spiel and calls Syrett 'Ian'. Syrett politely tells Corny 'i'm not Ian. I'm Richard.' Cornelius moves past this and just continues yammering then suddenly asks 'WHAT'S YOUR NAME?' So again Syrett has to clarify who he is and who he isn't. Corny doesn't really give a shit but it gives him yet another opportunity to tell the story of his recent near death experience 'Well i don't know if you know this but I was over 1000 glucose and in just one more day I wouldn't be here ...........' and then goes on with the entire saga thanking George and Tommy for all they did for him, and listener Ruthie who bought him a C CRANE radio and Mike the Millennial who bought him something else. Of course George and Tommy didn't reach into their pockets. Noory was going to set up a Go Fund Me for Cornelius, gosh I wonder how that worked out. Noory talks himself up on the air as this generous good samaritan, like everything else, a lie.
