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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #360 on: August 04, 2019, 10:18:56 PM »
So it's just a big ol' lovefest is it >:( ::)

What??? :o

Why are you jumping on me?  I'm just welcoming a new person. 

Fuck!  Why am I being attacked ???  Especially, by YOU! >:( :'( :'( :'(

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #361 on: August 04, 2019, 10:51:49 PM »
What??? :o

Why are you jumping on me?  I'm just welcoming a new person. 

Fuck!  Why am I being attacked ???  Especially, by YOU! >:( :'( :'( :'(
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #362 on: August 05, 2019, 04:48:37 AM »
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!
I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!
FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.
Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)

Maybe sprinkle a few   ;) ;) ;)  to convey silly.  This from one who usually forgets to use them. Ah well. ::)
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #363 on: August 05, 2019, 07:58:17 AM »
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)
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yeah, I wonder if KSM was doing that to me too.
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #364 on: August 05, 2019, 08:35:56 AM »
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)

I've been misunderstood like that too.  No worries my friend.
I don't have a hot tub.  But if I did and you tried to pee in it, you'd suddenly be dick-less for you efforts.
Just sayin'. ;) ;D

Plus 1 just for the hell of it. ;)

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #365 on: August 05, 2019, 06:31:31 PM »
Maybe sprinkle a few   ;) ;) ;)  to convey silly.  This from one who usually forgets to use them. Ah well. ::)
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o I'm very flattered but I'm only one man/Farm penis and I cannot be running around all over North America servicing all these damn winkers. Between Coastgab, Bellgab, and now Ellgab I've lost count of all the members who want me to do... stuff... for them. Or perhaps it's more like, to them!!? I just don't know anymore :P

 ;) ;D

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #366 on: August 05, 2019, 06:56:45 PM »
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o

Seems to work on Frogs.  Did you see what a good time Chimp Cofeve had?   That started with just a winker.   ;)
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #367 on: August 05, 2019, 07:27:53 PM »
Noooo  I'm not "attacking" anybody. Just being silly!!! That's my gig here!!!


I had to leave a BBQ yesterday for verbally "attacking" another guest. (he was talking about not being in shape so I told him he was just, SHAPE!) I thought it was funny as hell and I still do. He was shaped like a stoned potato and it was an easy laugh. Guess it's just a bad weekend for being misunderstood. I just want to be a nice prick dammit!!!

FKN stop crying or I'll pee in the hot tub.

Plus 1 for your troubles.  :)
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #368 on: August 06, 2019, 02:07:18 PM »
@anniem Yeah, that would be better perhaps.  But I've never been sure about the winky face. I have always taken it as a sexual advance.. :o I'm very flattered but I'm only one man/Farm penis and I cannot be running around all over North America servicing all these damn winkers. Between Coastgab, Bellgab, and now Ellgab I've lost count of all the members who want me to do... stuff... for them. Or perhaps it's more like, to them!!? I just don't know anymore :P

 ;) ;D

I thought winky was to convey that one was kidding. Though i am usually kidding and forget to useit so I don't know. Right there, I was not kidding.  :) ;) :D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #369 on: August 09, 2019, 08:31:48 PM »
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #370 on: August 09, 2019, 09:10:08 PM »
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #371 on: August 11, 2019, 02:10:31 PM »

...quietly... he waits.......

As do we.  Heh, heh. 8)

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #372 on: November 17, 2019, 12:40:48 PM »
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.

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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #373 on: November 17, 2019, 12:58:07 PM »
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.
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Re: WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS
« Reply #374 on: November 17, 2019, 01:13:39 PM »
Hi I am an Art Bell fan who checked out when Heather took over. I find myself listening to Midnight again with new host Dave as well as Knapp on Coast. I have read here in the past and just decided to jump in.

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