WELCOME TO OUR NEW MEMBERS

[paladin1991]

WELCOME, @Anus-Breath @paladin1991   LICKFUCKINDICKSHIT! NOSECUNT!

..Apologies. This is all getting to very boring.  Hope you're well, have a fine day.

Apologies?  For What?  After the old Ballgrab.  This is the second funniest humor .com on the web.

[KSM]

Apologies?  For What?  After the old Ballgrab.  This is the second funniest humor .com on the web.

Nosecunt is a funny word.  No apologies.

[paladin1991]

Nosecunt is a funny word.  No apologies.

That's in Canuckistanian.  It translates differently here in the real world.

[KSM]

That's in Canuckistanian.  It translates differently here in the real world.

Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.

[paladin1991]

Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.

Hehehehe.  Mebbe so, mebbe so.

[PolkaDot]

Now now, Pookie. Translates the same in Meximerica.

You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names? 

[KSM]

You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names? 

You passed out. I came on your back, took $40 outta you're purse and snuck out the window. And now you wake, sticky, broke and confused.  Just another day in polkaville.

@PolkaDot

[PolkaDot]

You passed out. I came on your back, took $40 outta you're purse and snuck out the window. And now you wake, sticky, broke and confused.  Just another day in polkaville.

@PolkaDot

So, you're cheap and a thief @KSM ? Who even carries cash anymore? 

[paladin1991]

You two are a cute couple @KSM and @paladin1991 . Pet names for each other and everything. How long before we can give you one of those couple-combo names? 

Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.

[PolkaDot]

Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.

@KSM is this why you were wearing my skin? You can have him. Geeez no reason to be such a jealous girl and start causing trouble.

[KSM]

Don't be jealous, honey.  We have a super king size in the master suite.  Plenty of room for you in your usual spot in the middle.

She ain't gonna Pooh right for a good two weeks! 

[PolkaDot]

She ain't gonna Pooh right for a good two weeks! 

Fucking Piglet.

[TigerLily]

I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

Welcome, newbies, and post often. I'm sick of the old shit

[KSM]

I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

..agreed, it doesn't look good..   

 But I do suggest that newbies not announce their sudden presence in this thread and just start contributing like they were always here.

[paladin1991]

I just read through this page. If this doesn't scare newcomers away, they belong here

Welcome, newbies, and post often. I'm sick of the old shit

Tiger baby, I want YOU in ME.