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ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« on: March 19, 2021, 12:44:49 PM »
Post your channeled messages from Art in the Great Beyond here.

While such feats  of mediumship are rarely provable, perhaps, just maybe, we will recognize Art Bell's "voice."

So to speak.
"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the right words."

- Mark Twain

"For me, April is 'chest-buster avatar month.'  No logic to it. I'm just a gosh-danged April Fool for it."

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2021, 01:00:45 PM »
Channeled Message #3

Me - "Art, is this you?"

Art - "Only I can know that for sure, but it sure sounds like me"

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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2021, 08:37:52 PM »
"Kids, I'm just going out for some smokes.  Stay here with your mom."

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2021, 09:45:00 PM »
"You can have the Mexican, that Chinese girl is mine... Don't pay for an hour, use that money for the tip."
Eh, nevermind...

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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2021, 09:52:55 PM »
"I have Super-Glued® my ectoplasmic lips together."
"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the right words."

- Mark Twain

"For me, April is 'chest-buster avatar month.'  No logic to it. I'm just a gosh-danged April Fool for it."

- Cam

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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2021, 10:29:34 PM »
Channeled Message #14

Art - "Caller, extinguish your radio"

Me - "Art, I'm asleep. Extinguish thy broadcast"

Me - "Art. Sorry, I'm just really tired and need my rest"

Me - "Art? ART! You there?"

...   ......     ..

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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2021, 11:10:09 PM »
"Ramona, baby. There was never nobody like you".
"The Filipina housemaid? You know I never could be alone for long. The kids kept her happy. But you were always my muse. It wasn't the same without you."
"The desert rat? I taught her the technical side so she could take over when I faked my own death. Twice."
"Why does she keep talking to the ceiling?"
"Hate can not drive out hate. Only love can do that".
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2021, 05:38:06 AM »
ART - I warn you, what you are about to hear is very disturbing.

ME - Holy mackerel!

ART - Stop using my expression of surprise.


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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2021, 09:57:38 PM »
"Extinguish your radio, caller! I can hear that you are listening to George Noory's broadcast. Not only is it annoying as bloody hell to do that while you're talking to me, it is libel to compromise your bioplasmic investment in our Spiricom connection! Shut him off! Jumping Jehoshaphat!"
"Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the right words."

- Mark Twain

"For me, April is 'chest-buster avatar month.'  No logic to it. I'm just a gosh-danged April Fool for it."

- Cam

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« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2021, 04:34:17 AM »
“Wonder what those ghost hunters will think when I tell them I’m on the Wild Card line!”

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« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2021, 04:53:38 AM »
ART BELL--Everybody knows George Carlin, I have been trying to get to him.
ME--forget about it. George doesn’t believe in God.
GEORGE CARLIN-- What Am I Doing in New Jersey?

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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2021, 05:00:57 PM »
I like things from the Philippines!

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2021, 06:06:42 PM »
I like things from the Philippines!
Way to put some effort into it. SHEEESHUS  ::)

Like c'mon MAN!

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2021, 06:20:07 PM »
Maybe that should have been rephrased as "I like going into the Philippines..." No?

Nevermind.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2021, 06:25:10 PM »
My keys in the bowl are the ones with the kitty cat keychain. Wanna take a ride?