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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2021, 09:43:17 PM »
Art - It was not my intention that so many of my listeners take my personal life into consideration.  Thus judging me.  Not once did I claim to wear some awe inspiring robe of virtue.

Me - Like - I know, right?!

Art - I wasn't referring to you, Fuckface. Jus' sayin'..   ::)

Me - So you can even roll your eyes in the afterlife?

Art - No. That's why I used the emoji!  ::) ::) ::)
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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2021, 06:42:37 AM »
@FISH  Dear, you don't have to say "Art "BELL"

It's not like the rest of us think you're referring to Art CARNEY!  ::)

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ART BELL-- @KSM Make Like An Egg and Beat IT.

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« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2021, 04:43:34 PM »
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, Falkie's mom does have huge tits.
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, that thing in the jar really is Rasputin's huge prick.

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2021, 06:01:57 PM »
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, Falkie's mom does have huge tits.
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, that thing in the jar really is Rasputin's huge prick.

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2021, 12:11:40 AM »
ART BELL-- @KSM Make Like An Egg and Beat IT.

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2021, 06:31:56 AM »
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, Falkie's mom does have huge tits.
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, that thing in the jar really is Rasputin's huge prick.

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Art BELL--I HOPE TO DEAL WITH SOME THING ONCE AND FOR. To take the mystery out of it, I have Maria Rasputin here with me. Maria, did you sell your father’s tallywacker to a Russian Museum?
Maria Rasputin-- может быть
Art BELL—Speak English, or I am going to get that bear.
Maria Rasputin-- >:(

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2021, 06:34:21 AM »




You better run, you better do what you can
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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2021, 03:02:22 PM »
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't wanna see no blood, don't be a macho man @KSM
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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2021, 07:11:49 PM »
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, Falkie's mom does have huge tits.
Art BELL - Well I'll be damned, that thing in the jar really is Rasputin's huge prick.

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@PolkaDot ...just an update on that jar.

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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2021, 07:23:49 PM »
ART BELL— Bart Takes His Legacy And Goes Home!
@Bart Ell -- It's partly cloudy and 51 degrees in Brussels.
IT A DAMN PARTLY CLOUDLY STORM THAT TOOK US DOWN!

ART BELL—a storm also took down BellGab.

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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2021, 08:20:51 PM »
a storm also took down BellGab.

Yeah. A Rubini storm. Cloudy with meatballs optional.
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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2021, 10:45:34 AM »
"Perhaps the most difficult thing to accept here is the realization it is you, dear listeners, who are asleep.

I was once in the exact same boat you're in now! And for exactly how long was I in said boat? No one is talking. I've asked, but that topic seems verboten here.

I'm not any more dead now than the effects of gravity permeating through the universe(s) are dead.

It is you - and I'm truly sorry to be the one to break this to you - it is in fact you, all of you, who are basically "dead." 

Technically, you are indefinitely suspended. You will seemingly live  your life - but it isn't real. The vast majority of you, when you "die" will simply have your program reloaded and repeat the exact same life again and again and again.

Oh, déjà vu, where is thy sting? Indeed.

Whew. Boy. It is a nightmare when you think about it. My God.

(pauses)

This redundant process isn't exactly as depicted in The Matrix, but there are definitely some commonalities.

The Matrix plus Groundhog Day plus  Inland Empire plus Jacob's Ladder is a better analogy, followed by a deep reading of Vonnegut's SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE to cap it all off.

At the same time, the cycle you're in is completely different than anything you could possibly  understand or compare it to - while you're still there.

But that's life. Or not.

Thankfully, other than the aforementioned déjà vu, most will not even realize they are going through the same story again and again.

Yes, even on this side, this infornation really taxes my beanie chakra! It probably blows your beanie clean off!

No doubt about it!

Eventually - and hopefully sooner than later - you will escape from the cycle.

And live.

The sad truth, there are some who simply can  never make it out.

I don't know how I did, and I don't quite understand how it is I am able to dip into your program.

Because I am real. I'm not just a repeat loop in your repeat life.

I am contacting you through nonlinear time.

You need to wake the hell up - if you can 'wake the hell up.' "
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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2021, 12:11:12 PM »
Thanks, Art.  This idea occurred to me many years ago as I was performing on a nightclub stage staring at a slowly turning display that was a clock on one side and Schlitz beer ad on the other.
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Re: ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER
« Reply #44 on: March 30, 2021, 08:33:01 PM »
@FISH  Dear, you don't have to say "Art "BELL"

It's not like the rest of us think you're referring to Art CARNEY!  ::)

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