ART - O - MATIC WRITING : MESSAGES FROM THE MASTER

[whoozit]

Ceilings
Nothing more than ceilings
Trying to forget my
Ceilings I haunt

[whoozit]

Teardrops
Rolling down on your face
Trying to forget my
Ceilings of ghost

[KSM]

Ceilings
Nothing more than ceilings
Trying to forget my
Ceilings I haunt

Teardrops
Rolling down on your face
Trying to forget my
Ceilings of ghost

HUH?

I see the 566 points I threw your way are being put to good use.

[ShayP]

Ceilings
Nothing more than ceilings
Trying to forget my
Ceilings I haunt

Teardrops
Rolling down on your face
Trying to forget my
Ceilings of ghost

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Thanks for putting the original song in my head. @whoozit 

[Camazotz Automat]

"Here is what I absolutely positively know - without a shadow of any doubt - what I plan to do from this side of the great veil. I am going to haunt the living bejesus out of Ed Dames - for never showing up with the gold he promised me! Promised! No take backs! You  promised me, Major! We alllllll heard it."

(pause)

"I trust, Ed, that you're able to remote view what I am currently doing with my middle astral finger, kind sir."

(chuckle)

[Rikki Gins]

"Red Elk and I are riding on the backs of bumble bees.  What a rush!"

[whoozit]

HUH?

I see the 566 points I threw your way are being put to good use.

KSM’s harsh vibes have prevented me from picking up any more of Art’s interpretive karaoke performance of Feelings from wherever. Please voice all complaints to him in the argument thread.  @KSM

p.s.  To those of you that now have a new soundtrack to your life; mission accomplished!

[FISH]

ART BELL - I miss cigarettes, I miss cigarette smoke.  I miss women who smoke.
@sean92008 –I said that last night.

ART BELL- Wanna take a ride KITTY CAT face? Why did you change your avatar?
Sean92008 -I have stop hypnotizing Ellgab folks. Eh, nevermind...

[sean92008]

ART BELL - I miss cigarettes, I miss cigarette smoke.  I miss women who smoke.
@sean92008 –I said that last night.

ART BELL- Wanna take a ride KITTY CAT face? Why did you change your avatar?
Sean92008 -I have stop hypnotizing Ellgab folks. Eh, nevermind...

Art Bell's spirit stepped into my body.

I'm heading to Pahrump right now, I'm going to get me some Filipina tail and Heather will worship me... Since she's half-Chinese, I might hit that too.

Heh heh.
🙄🙄🙄🙄

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[paladin1991]

Art Bell's spirit stepped into my body.

I'm heading to Pahrump right now, I'm going to get me some Filipina tail and Heather will worship me... Since she's half-Chinese, I might hit that too.

Heh heh.
🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Dude, FatBoy Miller will go fucking ape shit with mental pictures of your big veiny schlong dangling over one of Heathers gaped orifices awaiting your love load.  I'm not sure if FBM will be more jealous of Heather taking it (and liking it to the point where she gives you back your 10 spot and the package of oreos.) or of his not getting a 'taste' of the action.

[sean92008]

Dude, FatBoy Miller will go fucking ape shit with mental pictures of your big veiny schlong dangling over one of Heathers gaped orifices awaiting your love load.  I'm not sure if FBM will be more jealous of Heather taking it (and liking it to the point where she gives you back your 10 spot and the package of oreos.) or of his not getting a 'taste' of the action.

I'll file a report... In Art's voice, of course.

Hold it...  Art is speaking...

"Half-white holes are too big. Hot dog down the hallway, no fun...  Don't fuck horses...  Just let her imitate your radio voice, nothing more! Fuck your audience! Quit!!!"

[Robert]

I thought when I got here it would be the end of my back problem.

You have no idea how hard it is to get a scrip for narcotics here, and that's after getting your appointment.  All I can say is, make sure there are doctors in your network on this side, and change your insurance if there aren't.

[Camazotz Automat]

"I did not authorize that Art Bell Vault nonsense. Nor am I being compensated for the posthumous use of my image.

But someone on your side  is getting the cheese.

We'll see how George Noory feels when they are peddling his image after his demise!

Holy Toledo! Is he in for a rude awakening!

And in so many ways!

Come on down, George!

Waaaaay down . . .

(chuckle)"

[FISH]

ART BELL--back now to my quest. Welcome to the program.
ME—Mr. Bell you are on the other side.  You passed over April 13, 2018.

ART BELL—was it a Friday?  Is Midnight in the Desert doing well? Are there conspiracy theories about me?
ME—yep it was a Friday. I think - no, I'm sure you will not like the answers to you other questions.

ART BELL-- I am going to retire, and it is going to be a permanent retirement.

[KSM]

ART BELL--back now to my quest. Welcome to the program.
ME—Mr. Bell you are on the other side.  You passed over April 13, 2018.

ART BELL—was it a Friday?  Is Midnight in the Desert doing well? Are there conspiracy theories about me?
ME—yep it was a Friday. I think - no, I'm sure you will not like the answers to you other questions.

ART BELL-- I am going to retire, and it is going to be a permanent retirement.

@FISH  Dear, you don't have to say "Art "BELL"

It's not like the rest of us think you're referring to Art CARNEY!