Complaint Box

[PB]

Dude I'm shitfaced. What the fuck do you want from me?  May Pelosi fart in your general direction.
I am from Victoria, I know what Puget Sound is. What sport do the sounders play? May Pelosi fart on your breakfast.


G'night and go t' bed you constant contrarian over inquisitive fucker!

You drink?

[KSM]

You drink?

If I play my cards right..

[TigerLily]

One day back and some bitch already smited me. Loser. Usually I wouldn't even notice. But c'mon. That is seriously low

[Walks_At_Night]

One day back and some bitch already smited me. Loser. Usually I wouldn't even notice. But c'mon. That is seriously low

I SMITE THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[just kidding.......]

[KSM]

One day back and some bitch already smited me. Loser. Usually I wouldn't even notice. But c'mon. That is seriously low

See!? This is how it starts. Your feelings get hurt and then you go away again - for awhile.  And then you come back ~~~ for  a  while.  andthenyougoagain..

I'll give you 1000 points. Yes? @TigerLily  Think of it as a buffer.

[ShayP]

One day back and some bitch already smited me. Loser. Usually I wouldn't even notice. But c'mon. That is seriously low

It's good to see you  Stick around.  @TigerLily

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+1

[TigerLily]

It's good to see you  Stick around.  @TigerLily

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+1

Aww. Thanks Sugar. It's people like you that keep me coming back 

[TigerLily]

I SMITE THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[just kidding.......]

LOL  Very dramatic. But I'm not buying it. Struck by lightning by @Walks_At_Night. Yep. But a lowly -1? Not your style

[KSM]

Lazy cooks.

If you ask for your bacon xtra crispy they deep-fry it and it's gross. Can't be bothered to keep in in the skillet for another 2 mins.

(complaining for someone else)

[KSM]

The people on my street are all mixed up. Some have their garbage and recycle bins out this morning. Currently garbage/recycle day lands on Thursdays, but this Thursday being 11 11 will be a holiday, thus moving garbage day to Fridays! Why do they have their muckidy muck out today? Wednesday!  Most of them usually follow my lead. When Fuckface has his cans out it's time to put yours out but now they're just going rogue.

[KSM]

The people on my street are all mixed up. Some have their garbage and recycle bins out this morning. Currently garbage/recycle day lands on Thursdays, but this Thursday being 11 11 will be a holiday, thus moving garbage day to Fridays! Why do they have their muckidy muck out today? Wednesday!  Most of them usually follow my lead. When Fuckface has his cans out it's time to put yours out but now they're just going rogue.

UPDATE:

Turns out that I was mistaken. Today is indeed, garbage day.  Better get those cans oot!

[KSM]

Just took V to the vet for some drops she needs for her ears. Gets mites once in awhile so I wanted to stock up on drops before leaving town but do you think they can just give me the drops that I know she needs? Fuck, no! this vet trying to prove her worth has to do a complete physical and try and saddle me up with all kinds of extra shit that I'll only say NO to.  Anything to run that fucking bill up.

[Camazotz Automat]

I just need to buy a shirt that is already the color of dried hot sauce dripped onto white t-shirt fabric and be done with it.

Since I cannot seem to eat like an effing human being.

[ItsOver]

I just need to buy a shirt that is already the color of dried hot sauce dripped onto white t-shirt fabric and be done with it.

Since I cannot seem to eat like an effing human being.

What? You haven’t acquired a collection of my favorite, made-for-sloppy-eater, Turbo T shirts, yet?  Inexpensive, very comfortable, and when you invariably slop sardines, BBQ, and Bonanza steak juice on them, just spray some cheap stain remover on them and wash. Just like new again. Plus, they’re color fast and damn near last forever!

https://www.academy.com/shop/pdp/bcg-mens-turbo-t-shirt?sku=navy-04-large

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[KSM]

I just need to buy a shirt that is already the color of dried hot sauce dripped onto white t-shirt fabric and be done with it.

Since I cannot seem to eat like an effing human being.

I wanted to start a hot sauce thread a while back. But then again I wanted to start a coffee thread as well.  So you just pile the sauce on thick onto a single chip, cracker, finger.. ? I share in that. @Camazotz Automat