The Legendary Art Bell

[damon]

Do u really count 2024?

Yes.

[Martinez Moobs]

Do u really count 2024?

I might be calling the wrong guy the forum retard.

Yes Miller. That’s how calendars work.

4/13/2018 - 4/13/2019: 1 year
4/13/2019 - 4/13/2020: 2 years
4/13/2020 - 4/13/2021: 3 years
4/13/2021 - 4/13/2022: 4 years
4/13/2022 - 4/13/2023: 5 years
4/13/2023 - 4/13/2024: 6 years

Is there some booze oriented visual display I could concoct to help you count to six more easily?

[sean92008]

I might be calling the wrong guy the forum retard.

Yes Miller. That’s how calendars work.

4/13/2018 - 4/13/2019: 1 year
4/13/2019 - 4/13/2020: 2 years
4/13/2020 - 4/13/2021: 3 years
4/13/2021 - 4/13/2022: 4 years
4/13/2022 - 4/13/2023: 5 years
4/13/2023 - 4/13/2024: 6 years

Is there some booze oriented visual display I could concoct to help you count to six more easily?

Coors comes in a 30 pack. I think that's his lowest common denominator, 30...

[Jedimiller]

I might be calling the wrong guy the forum retard.

Yes Miller. That’s how calendars work.

4/13/2018 - 4/13/2019: 1 year
4/13/2019 - 4/13/2020: 2 years
4/13/2020 - 4/13/2021: 3 years
4/13/2021 - 4/13/2022: 4 years
4/13/2022 - 4/13/2023: 5 years
4/13/2023 - 4/13/2024: 6 years

Is there some booze oriented visual display I could concoct to help you count to six more easily?

2024 is not complete. Thats why i didnt count it. To me a year is a complete year. All 12 months.

But yes if you start in april its 6 years. Calm down. No one said we had to be academic ffs

[Bart Ell]

 

Hot-Damn, that was fun!
I would like to close out a show with that if you don't mind. "let me know in the comments down below"
Closing with it would be better so that I can play the whole thing out in its entirety.

Kathy's Rotting Gums said sure, you can use it.
Do you need @JUAN to burn a CD for you?

[KSM]

Kathy's Rotting Gums said sure, you can use it.
Do you need @JUAN to burn a CD for you?

Anticipating a "yes" answer I streamed and recorded the audio with Audacity. Juan can burn me a CD of Christmas music if the mood should strike him.

[JUAN]

Ill have to see if I still have burning software.

[KSM]

Ill have to see if I still have burning software.

Used to be able to burn through windows media player. I think you still can, but who actually burns CDs anymore.

[sean92008]

Doesn't burning CDs put off noxious chemicals that might cause environmental damage?

Aw, fuck it, I don't got it.

[KSM]

Doesn't burning CDs put off noxious chemicals that might cause environmental damage?

Aw, fuck it, I don't got it.

Well at least you tried. A for Art and B+ for your valiant effort!

[sean92008]

Well at least you tried. A for Art and B+ for your valiant effort!

C and D for my execution, @KSM

[KSM]

C and D for my execution, @KSM

OOooh very goood.

[sean92008]

OOooh very goood.

Comedy writes itself.

[Jedimiller]

Oh yes

[sean92008]

How many shows of Somewhere in Time can play something from 30 years ago to the week and be spot on with current issues? Only Art fucking Bell. April 8, 1994. Holy fucking cow, no, it's not that surprising. But it is amazing how Those people are shit and shit up back then are still involved in shitting shit up now.

And open lines, Art brings up the fact that Kurt Cobain had just committed suicide, that was April 3 or April 4, was it not? I'm not going to Google that. I remember when I heard the news. I was driving home from the Taylor guitars factory which was down the street from my house At the time...