I like M.O.W. and the drivers that do it.
There is something so immediate about it. Gritty. Boots Wheels on the ground. Coalesce in the flesh. Straightforward. There is no doubt what action is being taken. It is a satisfyingly tangible safety net.
It must be said, if for some reason a hit from far away Sicily or Odessa, TX, were ever placed on Mr. SinDuh, there might be no better camouflage to complete the contract than by M.O.W.
For personal theatrics, said mechanic would role play at the point of delivery:
"I heard you were saying some negative shit about our green beans and Hawaiian rolls. We're done here."
BLAMMO
A green delivery. No Styrofoam container used.