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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21000 on: September 16, 2020, 05:15:44 AM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21001 on: September 16, 2020, 05:30:48 AM »


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The OJ is for my mouth and not my stomach!
I need the citric acid for my mouth so don't talk about how it is not good for my ulcer!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21002 on: September 16, 2020, 05:53:02 AM »
Russian Senda has a new friend with a depressed skull.
I call him Skully

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21003 on: September 16, 2020, 06:50:15 AM »
The OJ is for my mouth and not my stomach!
I need the citric acid for my mouth so don't talk about how it is not good for my ulcer!

I mean most people just brush their teeth.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21004 on: September 16, 2020, 08:11:14 AM »
Seriously, is there anyone who wouldn't watch a three-way Sumo contest between Senda, Russian Senda, and that other fat bastard? It could be his final chance for redemption. Bobby Fischer was also an absolute asshole but he achieved popularity against Spassky. Who can forget Rocky against Ivan Drago? He could drape himself in the stars and stripes. We could have Kathy in a bikini holding up the cards for each round. And he'd be stomped into the ground. We all win.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21005 on: September 16, 2020, 09:21:08 AM »
I mean most people just brush their teeth.

If someone could feed him the line that adding salt to his orange juice would help...  He could actually improve his stomach condition.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21006 on: September 16, 2020, 02:55:16 PM »
The best Russian Senda is a mobile Russian Senda:


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21007 on: September 16, 2020, 02:57:07 PM »
Russian Senda has a new friend with a depressed skull.
I call him Skully

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I like Skully.  He is not Ratty Patty though.............
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21008 on: September 16, 2020, 04:07:37 PM »
My mother always warned me about trenchmouth, which it sounds like Senda has. Essentially an ulcerative gingivitis.

Plaque buildup that pretty much detonates in the mouth.

One of my kids had that crazy-ass hand, foot and mouth disease a few summers ago when that was the infection going around.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21009 on: September 16, 2020, 04:27:33 PM »
My mother always warned me about trenchmouth, which it sounds like Senda has. Essentially an ulcerative gingivitis.

Plaque buildup that pretty much detonates in the mouth.

One of my kids had that crazy-ass hand, foot and mouth disease a few summers ago when that was the infection going around.

Is it fatal?

Can it infect his cardiovascular system?

Can it lead to months of misery while slowly dying?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21010 on: September 16, 2020, 04:28:43 PM »
My mother always warned me about trenchmouth, which it sounds like Senda has. Essentially an ulcerative gingivitis.

Plaque buildup that pretty much detonates in the mouth.

One of my kids had that crazy-ass hand, foot and mouth disease a few summers ago when that was the infection going around.

Vincent Stomatitis would make a great chatname.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21011 on: September 16, 2020, 05:00:08 PM »
I've finally found Falkie's equal in videography!!!



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-54157459

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21012 on: September 16, 2020, 05:04:52 PM »
I like Skully.  He is not Ratty Patty though.............
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Have we seen her full hands yet?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21013 on: September 16, 2020, 07:36:29 PM »
My mother always warned me about trenchmouth, which it sounds like Senda has. Essentially an ulcerative gingivitis.

Plaque buildup that pretty much detonates in the mouth.

One of my kids had that crazy-ass hand, foot and mouth disease a few summers ago when that was the infection going around.

Between this, his rotten tooth creating sinus issues and his root canals don’t work theory Senda has the worse dental hygiene of anyone. Meth heads have better teeth.
The face tax payers have to pay for his 100% preventable ailments is a huge waste. Look at his mouth he’s missing a ton if teeth. I’m sure he thinks he doesn’t need to take care of his mouth if he has no teeth but gums still get infected. Look how hard it is for him to chew a freaking potato chip.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21014 on: September 16, 2020, 07:53:42 PM »
Between this, his rotten tooth creating sinus issues and his root canals don’t work theory Senda has the worse dental hygiene of anyone. Meth heads have better teeth.
The face tax payers have to pay for his 100% preventable ailments is a huge waste. Look at his mouth he’s missing a ton if teeth. I’m sure he thinks he doesn’t need to take care of his mouth if he has no teeth but gums still get infected. Look how hard it is for him to chew a freaking potato chip.

Yeah, come to think of it, I get grossed out by how he chews like a goat on meth. 
Eh, nevermind...