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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21975 on: October 17, 2020, 04:34:35 PM »
Is anyone still on the mailing list? I still get some and he is cranky about nobody donating for his millions views.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21976 on: October 17, 2020, 04:59:36 PM »
Is anyone still on the mailing list? I still get some and he is cranky about nobody donating for his millions views.

No, does one need to donate to be on it?

Pastes into this thread would be much appreciated!
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21977 on: October 17, 2020, 05:51:48 PM »

PS According to CCAS, they emailed my donation receipt to Falkie...

I sent him a postcard for Halloween.
I will send him one a week until he shows and reads one in a video.
I encourage everyone to send him postcards.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21978 on: October 17, 2020, 05:55:27 PM »
I sent him a postcard for Halloween.
I will send him one a week until he shows and reads one in a video.
I encourage everyone to send him postcards.

Rich idea...

Photoshop time.

All my karma goes to @Bart Ell for all the philandering philanthropic endeavors here at EllGab!

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21979 on: October 17, 2020, 06:16:45 PM »
Word from the Senda underworld is that George is plotting a massive lawsuit when the 'political weather' is right.

We'll see what happens.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21980 on: October 17, 2020, 06:32:36 PM »
Word from the Senda underworld is that George is plotting a massive lawsuit when the 'political weather' is right.

We'll see what happens.

In the meantime, I hope he enjoys his complimentary XXXXL adult diapers. 😲
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21981 on: October 18, 2020, 07:20:03 AM »
In the meantime, I hope he enjoys his complimentary XXXXL adult diapers. 😲
hmmm
suppose TUBBY enjoys his ADULT XXXXXL DIAPERS after an “INCIDENT” more ?
and, I might also ASSUME TUBBY does NOT CHANGE his ADULT XXXXXL DIAPERS on a daily basis, but rather with the SAME FREQUENCY he changes his t-shirts...and GIANT SHORTS

...”INCIDENTS” are probably NOT CONSIDERED much the same as Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ Sauce or whatever it is that shows up more and more on his t-shirts and GIANT SHORTS as days go by
...“FAT, STUPID, GASPING FOR AIR
and STEALING FROM AMISH CHARITY
  is NO WAY to go through LIFE son”
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21982 on: October 18, 2020, 07:35:44 AM »
those “voices” again...
are suggesting TUBBY, being the recycler he is...
tosses his POST “INCIDENT” GIANT XXXXXL ADULT DIAPERS in the RECYCLE BIN
...“FAT, STUPID, GASPING FOR AIR
and STEALING FROM AMISH CHARITY
  is NO WAY to go through LIFE son”
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21983 on: October 18, 2020, 11:30:41 AM »
In lowering my troll mask for a moment, I am worried about George. He is not looking well lately, nor Kathy. They need to eat better, like now.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21984 on: October 18, 2020, 11:41:21 AM »
In lowering my troll mask for a moment, I am worried about George. He is not looking well lately, nor Kathy. They need to eat better, like now.

Rule I learned:

Never care for a baby more than its own mother.

I'm sure I didn't coin the phrase, but I've introduced it to many frustrated bandmates and co-workers over the years.

George and Kathy don't care enough for themselves, eh, so be it. He says "Slim-Fast" yet he's doing jerky and Snapple.  They've put their lives on display, tough man-titties for them.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21985 on: October 18, 2020, 12:54:19 PM »
In lowering my troll mask for a moment, I am worried about George. He is not looking well lately, nor Kathy. They need to eat better, like now.

They need to stop eating. A prolonged fast would be exceedingly salutary for both of them. They could live off their surplus poundage for months.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21986 on: October 18, 2020, 12:58:14 PM »
Rule I learned:

Never care for a baby more than its own mother.

I'm sure I didn't coin the phrase, but I've introduced it to many frustrated bandmates and co-workers over the years.

George and Kathy don't care enough for themselves, eh, so be it. He says "Slim-Fast" yet he's doing jerky and Snapple.  They've put their lives on display, tough man-titties for them.

He thinks Slim-Fast burns fat, nobody explained that you can't chug it and carry on eating as you normally would. He also thinks grapefruit juice does the same thing. He wants something that doesn't involve the exercise of any self-discipline. He is, as usual, about as much use as tits on a bull.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21987 on: October 18, 2020, 01:24:54 PM »
They need to stop eating. A prolonged fast would be exceedingly salutary for both of them. They could live off their surplus poundage for months.

Wonder if they could just go into hibernation for the Winter like bears do. They both already like to spend most of their lives sleeping.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21988 on: October 18, 2020, 01:25:14 PM »
In the meantime, I hope he enjoys his complimentary XXXXL adult diapers. 😲

Did he mention someone sending him diapers?

Hmmm who did that :-X

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #21989 on: October 18, 2020, 01:50:58 PM »
Did he mention someone sending him diapers?

Hmmm who did that :-X
He's been getting life insurance calls...  Remember, he said he wanted a policy for Kathy to have something if he goes first (which would devastate her, of course).

As for diapers...  😈😈😈
Eh, nevermind...