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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22380 on: October 31, 2020, 11:07:40 AM »
TUBBY LIVE ELECTION DAY ?
he NEEDS a KNOWLEDGEABLE COHOST !

is slo Kathy AVAILABLE ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22381 on: October 31, 2020, 01:08:53 PM »
@LittleChris, OMG your new avatar! HAHAHAHAHA

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22382 on: October 31, 2020, 01:36:04 PM »
He’s live for Halloween.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22383 on: October 31, 2020, 01:43:39 PM »
Bearded Lady is getting to the bottom of this Slimfast issue.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22384 on: October 31, 2020, 01:57:52 PM »
THE CART IS NOT STOLEN, IT WAS TAKEN FROM THE STORE!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22385 on: October 31, 2020, 02:19:58 PM »
It's obvious he can't read the signs.

He truly deserves to get run over by the train.  The train doesn't deserve such a cruel fate, but something has to happen...
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22386 on: October 31, 2020, 02:44:30 PM »
@LittleChris, OMG your new avatar! HAHAHAHAHA

It's his very old avatar.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22387 on: October 31, 2020, 03:42:11 PM »
@LittleChris, OMG your new avatar! HAHAHAHAHA
I agree !
NEW or OLD, it’s GREAT !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22388 on: October 31, 2020, 03:44:42 PM »
THE CART IS NOT STOLEN, IT WAS TAKEN FROM THE STORE!
is that how TUBBY explains THEFT ?
STORE PROPERTY REMOVED WITHOUT PERMISSION ?
THAT WAS NOT PAID FOR ?

where I come from that is THEFT !
...and I am NOT from California
and THEFT IS PROSECUTED!
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22389 on: October 31, 2020, 05:36:11 PM »
am I remembering correctly ?
that I read something months ago that California DOES NOT PROSECUTE THEFTS OR HAVE POLICE RESPONSE TO THEFTS UNDER $1000 FOR RETAIL ESTABLISHMENTS ?

gotta hand it to “JUDGEMENT FREE” and “COST THE HARDWORKING AMERICAN TAXPAYER TOO MUCH TO INCARCERATE HIS GIANT FAT ASS” TUBBY for knowing his “RIGHTS”...
damnit, he should WRITE A BOOK FOR DUMMIES !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22390 on: October 31, 2020, 05:52:51 PM »
Maybe he'll epstein himself...
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22391 on: October 31, 2020, 05:58:37 PM »
...He truly deserves to get run over by the train.  The train doesn't deserve such a cruel fate, but something has to happen...

I prefer that he sloooowly get torn to pieces.

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The rack is a torture device consisting of a rectangular, usually wooden frame, slightly raised from the ground, with a roller at one or both ends. The victim's ankles are fastened to one roller and the wrists are chained to the other. As the interrogation progresses, a handle and ratchet mechanism attached to the top roller are used to very gradually retract the chains, slowly increasing the strain on the prisoner's shoulders, hips, knees, and elbows and causing excruciating pain. By means of pulleys and levers this roller could be rotated on its own axis, thus straining the ropes until the sufferer's joints were dislocated and eventually separated. Additionally, if muscle fibres are stretched excessively, they lose their ability to contract, rendering them ineffective.

One gruesome aspect of being stretched too far on the rack is the loud popping noises made by snapping cartilage, ligaments or bones. One powerful method for putting pressure upon prisoners was to force them to watch someone else being subjected to the rack.Confining the prisoner on the rack enabled further tortures to be simultaneously applied, typically including burning the flanks with hot torches or candles or using "pincers made with specially roughened grips to tear out the nails of the fingers and toes" or sliding thin slivers of red-hot coal between pairs of adjacent toes.Usually, the victim's shoulders and hips would be separated and their elbows, knees, wrists, and ankles would be dislocated.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22392 on: October 31, 2020, 06:29:09 PM »
Lol bl set him off about his stolen grocery cart. He gets angry at the weirdest things.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22393 on: October 31, 2020, 06:37:46 PM »
Kudos to whoever set him straight about 19 in covid19. I love when Sendamonster gets put in his place.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #22394 on: October 31, 2020, 08:12:46 PM »
I prefer that he sloooowly get torn to pieces.

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The rack is a torture device consisting of a rectangular, usually wooden frame, slightly raised from the ground, with a roller at one or both ends. The victim's ankles are fastened to one roller and the wrists are chained to the other. As the interrogation progresses, a handle and ratchet mechanism attached to the top roller are used to very gradually retract the chains, slowly increasing the strain on the prisoner's shoulders, hips, knees, and elbows and causing excruciating pain. By means of pulleys and levers this roller could be rotated on its own axis, thus straining the ropes until the sufferer's joints were dislocated and eventually separated. Additionally, if muscle fibres are stretched excessively, they lose their ability to contract, rendering them ineffective.

One gruesome aspect of being stretched too far on the rack is the loud popping noises made by snapping cartilage, ligaments or bones. One powerful method for putting pressure upon prisoners was to force them to watch someone else being subjected to the rack.Confining the prisoner on the rack enabled further tortures to be simultaneously applied, typically including burning the flanks with hot torches or candles or using "pincers made with specially roughened grips to tear out the nails of the fingers and toes" or sliding thin slivers of red-hot coal between pairs of adjacent toes.Usually, the victim's shoulders and hips would be separated and their elbows, knees, wrists, and ankles would be dislocated.

my AMISH BRETHREN see NO PROBLEM with that as it should NOT AFFECT the LAMP OIL PRODUCTION...

”slaughter house KILL” BEN, along with his TRUSTY SLEDGEHAMMER “BETSY”, on the other hand...
...“FAT, STUPID, GASPING FOR AIR
and STEALING FROM AMISH CHARITY
  is NO WAY to go through LIFE son”
             Bishop Wormer
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