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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24915 on: April 08, 2021, 09:16:37 AM »
Why the fuck does Senda need 2 IPads?

It gives him a 50/50 chance that, when he sits on them, one might actually work in spite of the crushing weight.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24916 on: April 08, 2021, 10:31:05 AM »
Slobbo has shit he bought to show you




So $1400 in stimulus and another $500 loan. Almost 10% of that total went into the Kathy blender.  Now the question is, will she ever use it?  They are a great deal of work.  Have to unbox, wash and assemble. Then have to put stuff in there and perhaps even have to cut it into chunks.  Then you have to push a button and pour the glop out.  Then have to unassemble and wash again.  Whew. Easier just to leave it in the box where it might trap the odd roach or two. 

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24917 on: April 08, 2021, 11:45:28 AM »
He spent the last 2 months talking about how he will pay off those evil coin loans when he gets his free money.
Slobbo now says he is afraid of running out of money so he will not be paying off those coin loans.

Spoiler alert he is going to run out of money anyways.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24918 on: April 08, 2021, 12:03:46 PM »

From: George Senda <falkie2013@gmail.com>



My head feels like I have the flu and my stomach hurts
I had the runs all yesterday from drinking too much juice
I don't use a lot of salt anymore and I am not eating chips
Stimulus check is finally in the bank
Kathy got her antibiotics and is feeling somewhat better
Head feels warm too
I went and got 7 up and am drinking it
Sprite does nothing for upset stomach
Will take a chance and go get chicken soup when I go out and pick up Ipad and get rent money order
I paid the first payment of $168.34 to Bank of America on my loan and will go get 3 coin loans out Thursday and put in $550 in the credit union, $500 for car fund and $50 for checking and $50 in savings
Back to bed in a minute
I went to liquor store to see about getting Immodium.
$7.35 for 4 pills in a tiny box
NO !

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24919 on: April 08, 2021, 12:21:05 PM »
That loser blog (bloser) email is pathetic. It looks like a fictional dairy entry in a book about a loser that shoots up an elementary school.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24920 on: April 08, 2021, 12:38:16 PM »
Kathy is at the Wear-A-Feed-Bag phase of laziness.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24921 on: April 08, 2021, 12:42:09 PM »
Kathy is at the Wear-A-Feed-Bag phase of laziness.

Well, she's been wearing blinders for a long time, the feed bag is just a matching accessory.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24922 on: April 08, 2021, 03:31:05 PM »
She leads the league in fewest fucks given. About anything. It's a blessing, I suppose.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24923 on: April 08, 2021, 03:46:55 PM »
I wake up every and do the hokey pokey because George and Kathy have have not produced any spawn, together or individually.  If I am not correct, please do not correct my delusional bliss.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24924 on: April 08, 2021, 03:58:50 PM »
I wake up every and do the hokey pokey because George and Kathy have have not produced any spawn, together or individually.  If I am not correct, please do not correct my delusional bliss. kill the offspring.

Come on, you know that's what you're thinking!
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24925 on: April 08, 2021, 05:24:27 PM »


The Sendamonster is out spending money

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24926 on: April 08, 2021, 06:17:26 PM »
That poor mask.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24927 on: April 08, 2021, 06:24:05 PM »
Kathy driving a large moving van. What could go wrong?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24928 on: April 08, 2021, 07:31:31 PM »
Kathy driving a large moving van. What could go wrong?

What won't go wrong?  Has there ever been a time when a new toy hasn't been defective or infected with a virus? When a bank, insurance company, hospital or restaurant hasn't wronged or physically tried to cause injury?

So little time, so many civil and injury lawsuits to file!


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #24929 on: April 08, 2021, 07:32:41 PM »
Kathy driving a large moving van. What could go wrong?

...oh the humanity!

The blimps are flammable although they need a higher flash point.
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