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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5220 on: January 08, 2019, 02:58:42 PM »
At 2 minutes in Kathy sounds like Frankensien's Monster when it sees fire.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5221 on: January 08, 2019, 03:58:58 PM »
At 2 minutes in Kathy sounds like Frankensien's Monster when it sees fire.


That sound was quite alarming. maybe she is trying to live up to her Sasquatch nickname.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5222 on: January 09, 2019, 03:37:25 PM »
@Open Lines Gerry How is the master doing?? Is he still alive and kicking??

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5223 on: January 10, 2019, 10:38:39 AM »
QUESTION of the DAY...
what was your most terrifying NIGHTMARE ?
and did it involve...
a NUDE slow Kathy ?
a NAKED Falkie ?
was a jar of Mayo involved ?
did it take place at...
a BUFFET ?
Casa Senda ?
was a herd of kitties somehow included ?
did MV, BART or Ratty Patty (or even myself ?) make a “guest appearance” ?
was a sofa bed included ?
was there a Mattress that needed “throwing out” at the conclusion ?

oh, and were the police involved ?
perhaps it made national news ?
or even perhaps did Falkie cover in a “Breaking News” YouTube video ?
last night was HELL...
I dreamt I was held hostage in slow Kathy’s Prius
actually duck taped to the seat
she had my wallet
she was on a mission
driving to Sacramento to a Coco’s bakery
to buy all the stuff in their showcases
AND SHE WAS NUDE !
imagine, if you will...
a muffled grunt awakens you
SAMSQUATCH (AKA slow Kathy) is staring down at you
unable to move, you then realize duck tape has you secured to a sofabed
looking around you realize you are inside Casa Senda
then slow Kathy begins to disrobe...

pleasant dreams..

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5224 on: January 11, 2019, 07:30:36 PM »


He’s baaaaaack.....

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5225 on: January 12, 2019, 03:34:06 AM »
Okay. I think I'll dive in... Any advice? Is this too much?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5226 on: January 12, 2019, 08:23:20 AM »


If ever two people deserved each other......

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5227 on: January 12, 2019, 08:48:42 AM »


If ever two people deserved each other......

So now he is “the guy from senda”.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5228 on: January 12, 2019, 10:21:54 AM »
Why did you take out a restraining order on me?... NOT THE LAST TIME, THAT'S PERSONAL!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5229 on: January 12, 2019, 10:50:18 AM »

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5230 on: January 12, 2019, 12:47:15 PM »
Why did you take out a restraining order on me?... NOT THE LAST TIME, THAT'S PERSONAL!


Ha Ha Ha ha ha!!!!  That comment hilarious! Pure comedy gold!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5231 on: January 12, 2019, 01:06:02 PM »
Why did you take out a restraining order on me?... NOT THE LAST TIME, THAT'S PERSONAL!

Aawwwwww.  What a great desktop wallpaper that video would make.  40+ year love story!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5232 on: January 12, 2019, 01:40:12 PM »
Okay. I think I'll dive in... Any advice? Is this too much?

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Welcome aboard @Spookcat !

Of course it is highly recommended to just turn back now.  It would be the best thing for you.  If you really want to proceed, dive right on in
with one of the newer video's.   This is a good one - You'll get to see George, Kathy, shaky, nauseating video, Prius #5, the infamous storage unit,
the almost mythical iMAC plus a good solid grunt at 6:56. Some fantastic G&K verbal interaction from about 7:00 to 7:15 or so.

Plus a life lesson to take to heart.  Do not put bleach in a plastic pail and leave it  for two years or you'll be regretting it!


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5233 on: January 12, 2019, 04:04:31 PM »
...  This is a good one... the infamous storage unit, the almost mythical iMAC...

With the iMac rescued from storage after all these years, it seems like the end of an era.

The inside of the storage unit looks alarmingly like just another room in Falkie's apartment, same stuff and everything.  I wonder how much they've paid to store this junk over the years.

Disappointment:  apparently Patty and her rats didn't get to any of this, although how would anyone be able to tell


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #5234 on: January 12, 2019, 04:58:19 PM »
With the iMac rescued from storage after all these years, it seems like the end of an era.

The inside of the storage unit looks alarmingly like just another room in Falkie's apartment, same stuff and everything.  I wonder how much they've paid to store this junk over the years.

Disappointment:  apparently Patty and her rats didn't get to any of this, although how would anyone be able to tell

All the worthless junk inside those 3 units has a negative value because the cost to haul it to the nearest dump or transfer station is far greater than what anything inside is worth.  Plus paying the monthly fees on 3 storage units in Sacramento has got to be close to $200 a month. (Figure $65 average monthly rent each for a small outside drive up unit) Over two years I'll bet she's paid over $4500 easy.