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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8760 on: August 13, 2019, 07:23:34 PM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8761 on: August 13, 2019, 08:38:47 PM »
You’re slipping old chap. I stumbled across this one while reading the thread.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8762 on: August 13, 2019, 09:32:26 PM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8763 on: August 14, 2019, 10:06:00 AM »
any idea IF Sinbad, the tent maker and his assistant Mohammed, have completed SENDA’s new outfit ?
and for WHAT occasion is it for ?

is “peeing there” flying SENDA out for a well deserved vacation at the Versace Hotel ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8764 on: August 14, 2019, 10:19:13 AM »

George walking across an overpass. stopping cars LOL
suppose it made the nightly news ?
“this afternoon traffics was held up on a major California freeway as traffic in both lanes came to a standstill!
the elusive endangered Pittsburg GIANT red waddler was captured by a CHP dash cam crossing the freeway!
details to follow at 11”
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8765 on: August 14, 2019, 10:22:48 AM »
any idea IF Sinbad, the tent maker and his assistant Mohammed, have completed SENDA’s new outfit ?
and for WHAT occasion is it for ?

is “peeing there” flying SENDA out for a well deserved vacation at the Versace Hotel ?

They have the material ready to go however, there may be a delay due to the current thread on hand. I have heard that they are in negations for commercial blue fin tuna test line. There may be some added cost to retool their sewing machines. Everyone needs a good suit for a funeral.

Rumor has it, he is about to hit her up for another cash infusion for a new love doll.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8766 on: August 14, 2019, 04:02:16 PM »
Someone needs to let Falkie know there is only one more Taco Tuesday event this year. August 27.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/california-man-dies-taco-eating-contest-baseball-game
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8767 on: August 14, 2019, 04:22:41 PM »
They have the material ready to go however, there may be a delay due to the current thread on hand. I have heard that they are in negations for commercial blue fin tuna test line. There may be some added cost to retool their sewing machines. Everyone needs a good suit for a funeral.

Rumor has it, he is about to hit her up for another cash infusion for a new love doll.
I did catch one of those “call this attorney” ads for all owners of the...
“slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll”
evidently, an insider with the company let slip they were aware of a ...
“FAULTY COOTER”...
the “slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll” was pushed ahead in production and promoted internationally with FULL KNOWLEDGE the cooter was faulty !
the “slo Kathy Fleshy Mutant Love Doll” actually experienced a LEAKING COOTER (estimates are around 90%)

maybe SENDA can hop on the class action suit ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8768 on: August 14, 2019, 07:08:47 PM »
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not sure which is...
well...more disturbing
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8769 on: August 14, 2019, 07:17:59 PM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8770 on: August 14, 2019, 09:36:16 PM »
Someone needs to let Falkie know there is only one more Taco Tuesday event this year. August 27.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/california-man-dies-taco-eating-contest-baseball-game
tell SENDA ?
damn, I would like to see slo Kathy in that contest !
she may be slo...
but, that doesn’t mean she cannot put away enough tacos
fast enough to WIN that contest !

I might suggest she find that “Mexican Guy” (not RACIST, just what hie was...) on the bus that invited her to Taco Bell for some tacos
and practice...
a bunch
(everybody does recall the buffet video where she put away 9 plates piled high with food)

anyway, who could possibly eat anything, let alone tacos, watching her belly up and start woofing down those tacos...
with her Mexican Guy coach cheering her on (in Spanish)
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8771 on: August 15, 2019, 06:03:37 PM »
suppose SENDA has been real busy...
cleaning ?
just kidding
trying to find out where slo Kathy is ?
possibly, I just wonder if the Martinez GIANT RED WADDLER has waddled down to the local Taco Bell ?
she just might be practicing up for that TACO CHALLENGE...
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8772 on: August 15, 2019, 08:51:16 PM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8774 on: August 16, 2019, 07:03:21 AM »
suppose SENDA has been real busy...
cleaning ?
just kidding
trying to find out where slo Kathy is ?
possibly, I just wonder if the Martinez GIANT RED WADDLER has waddled down to the local Taco Bell ?
she just might be practicing up for that TACO CHALLENGE...

Competitive eating may be just the thing to help Senda fund his new trust. Doesn’t Vegas take action on Nathan’s hotdog eating contest? If we could bring in our Trojan horse we could make some serious cash.