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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8805 on: August 18, 2019, 10:45:47 PM »
suppose SENDA has had his “glowing red hot screwdriver” repair job go south ?

or, maybe he has decided to repair the Prius himself ?
after all SENDA can fix anything !
and he did watch a YouTube video on it...

or he could be instructing slo Kathy on proper technique of checking the Prius dipstick ?

he could be dead and inflating, due to methane gas, on the sofa bed in Casa Senda

other ideas ?

suppose SENDA has had his “glowing red hot screwdriver” instructing slo Kathy on proper technique of inflating Casa Senda.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8806 on: August 19, 2019, 01:23:43 AM »
suppose SENDA has had his “glowing red hot screwdriver” repair job go south ?

or, maybe he has decided to repair the Prius himself ?
after all SENDA can fix anything !
and he did watch a YouTube video on it...

or he could be instructing slo Kathy on proper technique of checking the Prius dipstick ?

he could be dead and inflating, due to methane gas, on the sofa bed in Casa Senda

other ideas ?

Maybe he's at work.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8807 on: August 19, 2019, 05:37:46 AM »
suppose SENDA has had his “glowing red hot screwdriver” repair job go south ?

or, maybe he has decided to repair the Prius himself ?
after all SENDA can fix anything !
and he did watch a YouTube video on it...

or he could be instructing slo Kathy on proper technique of checking the Prius dipstick ?

he could be dead and inflating, due to methane gas, on the sofa bed in Casa Senda

other ideas ?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8808 on: August 19, 2019, 06:34:33 AM »
It’s that damn Prius’s fault, doncha know? How DARE it not hold up to still haul a half ton load for another 100,000 miles. Plus that equally damned heat is just TOOOOOOO hot for his delicate condition.


The mystery of Senda, why must it be a Prius as his only car after so many die on him.  Get a old beater for half of what he is paying for a old used up overpriced Prius.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8809 on: August 19, 2019, 06:52:03 AM »

Get a old beater

That's his pet name for Kathy.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8810 on: August 19, 2019, 07:05:24 AM »
That's his pet name for Kathy.
LOL, now that’s funny !
“it’s NOT a bedpan...I found it downstairs”

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8811 on: August 19, 2019, 07:09:09 AM »
Caught in the act of making love to a barnyard pig by slo Kathy. He may be still trying to explain the honest mistake of thinking it was her.
well, he is blind (from the botched surgery)
and the appearance, stench and leaking cooter would be hard for a man of 20/20 vision to tell the two apart

note: his cataract surgery did NOT remove the need for reading glasses, that I am 100% certain !
and as far as his neglecting ALL instructions post surgery...
well, that is SENDA’s fault !
“it’s NOT a bedpan...I found it downstairs”

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8812 on: August 19, 2019, 07:10:03 AM »
Maybe he's at work.
ROTFLMAO...now THAT COMMENT IS REALLY FUNNY !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8813 on: August 19, 2019, 07:22:58 AM »
That's his pet name for Kathy.

Wouldn’t “Old beatee” be more appropriate?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8814 on: August 19, 2019, 07:59:46 AM »
Wouldn’t “Old beatee” be more appropriate?

I think she beats him more than he beats her.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8815 on: August 19, 2019, 05:14:55 PM »
now, I am worried...
suppose SENDA was attacked ?
wasn’t able to call for help ?

DAMN PIZZA !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8816 on: August 19, 2019, 07:19:30 PM »
Yes, I like to see him lampooned but I too am worried for the big old galoot.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8817 on: August 19, 2019, 07:35:19 PM »
Yes, I like to see him lampooned but I too am worried for the big old galoot.
worried enough to...
drive to Casa Senda ?
clean his hovel, known as Casa Senda ?
take him and slo Kathy our to a buffet ?
it’s always laundry time, grab some quarters and do his laundry ?
buy him another Prius a Toyota Hybrid Highlander ?
purchase him a dozen 👁PADS ?
pay his internet bill(s) ?

just HOW worried are you ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8818 on: August 19, 2019, 09:00:44 PM »
Yes, I like to see him lampooned but I too am worried for the big old galoot.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #8819 on: August 20, 2019, 01:17:46 PM »
It’s that damn Prius’s fault, doncha know? How DARE it not hold up to still haul a half ton load for another 100,000 miles. Plus that equally damned heat is just TOOOOOOO hot for his delicate condition.
I can't imagine it being 85 degrees in his room and  what the smell would be like.