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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9915 on: December 06, 2019, 03:07:05 PM »
Hit a big nerve there, @Pizzapunch. Good for you! 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I might suggest you NEVER suggest he needs a BATH !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9916 on: December 06, 2019, 03:10:57 PM »
Georgie Porgie seems to be growing his Winter fur again.
suppose with all that stubble...
there might be a possible danger of Ratty Patty’s BALD pussy suffering a nasty RUG BURN type abrasion ?

after all SENDA does need to compensate her in lieu of money for hauling his FAT ASS around and laundering his unmentionables...
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9917 on: December 06, 2019, 03:16:11 PM »

that lady probably is aware
SENDA is a “registered” kittienapper !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9918 on: December 06, 2019, 04:45:30 PM »
George and Patty were getting all hot and heavy so George went and got a jar of mayo.

Patty then said "Don't use a condiment, I want to feel you."

Fuck man I just ate.. :'(

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9919 on: December 06, 2019, 06:52:44 PM »

LOL...
the REALLY REALLY FAT ONE shows of his new Walmart sweats...
with ODOR protection !
problem is 4XL is ONLY RECOMMENDED for UP TO 350 POUNDS !
and he ALREADY EXCEEDS THAT !

and what will happen after Ratty Patty SHRINKS THEM ?
I am under the assumption he will allow her...
or he WONDERS INTO AN ALL YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN YOUR PIE HOLE CHINESE BUFFET ?

there might be a blow out in those gray pants !

and do they make 6XL ANYWAY ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9920 on: December 06, 2019, 06:56:54 PM »
Fuck man I just ate.. :'(
dumbASS...
there are THREE TIMES one NEVER peeks at the FALKIE THREAD !

IMMEDIATELY BEFORE CONSUMPTION OF FOOD
DURING CONSUMPTION OF FOOD
IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING CONSUMPTION OF FOOD

believe me...
MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE HAS TAUGHT ME !

LOL
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9921 on: December 06, 2019, 07:28:24 PM »

LOL...
the REALLY REALLY FAT ONE shows of his new Walmart sweats...
with ODOR protection !
problem is 4XL is ONLY RECOMMENDED for UP TO 350 POUNDS !
and he ALREADY EXCEEDS THAT !

and what will happen after Ratty Patty SHRINKS THEM ?
I am under the assumption he will allow her...
or he WONDERS INTO AN ALL YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN YOUR PIE HOLE CHINESE BUFFET ?

there might be a blow out in those gray pants !

and do they make 6XL ANYWAY ?

Remember, a 'single' cooked turkey means only 'one' meal, as does TWO large pizzas consumed at the same time in addition to 3 cans of Homel chilli.

The LARGE MEN'S 4XL sweatpants will SHRINK in the dryer rendering them too small for comfortable wear thus ending up in a pile somewhere inside the filthy hovel of a dwelling...

Finally, he requires sleep as his dream fantasy of being held lovingly in the arms of his online crush continue to elude him locked behind bars at a nearby prison..

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9922 on: December 06, 2019, 08:19:47 PM »

LOL...
the REALLY REALLY FAT ONE shows of his new Walmart sweats...
with ODOR protection !
problem is 4XL is ONLY RECOMMENDED for UP TO 350 POUNDS !
and he ALREADY EXCEEDS THAT !

and what will happen after Ratty Patty SHRINKS THEM ?
I am under the assumption he will allow her...
or he WONDERS INTO AN ALL YOU CAN SHOVE DOWN YOUR PIE HOLE CHINESE BUFFET ?

there might be a blow out in those gray pants !

and do they make 6XL ANYWAY ?

Awww, Patty gave her Sugar Daddy an 11 pound turkey. And George ate the whole thing so he will drift of into a tryptophan coma.

I do love the Senda soap opera when romance is in the air.

What with a turkey, a tire, shrunken undies and Kathy being sent to the back seat so Patty and George can see paradise by the dashboard light, it is almost enough to inspire a new Senda video on Howie Cat. I just need a little more that can be blown out of proportion reported on to make it fun.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9923 on: December 06, 2019, 10:22:17 PM »
I found this video. I thought I would share. Here you go Rally Squirrel.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9924 on: December 07, 2019, 01:43:28 AM »
the Martinez Red Waddler May require a NAME CHANGE
after his most recent purchase...
“feel the softness ever soft moisture wicking odor protection 4XL “regular” gray sweat pants”

anyway what is moisture wicking ?
and how does that ODOR protection work ?
finally...
what the hell is ”regular” about shrunk too tight to start with 4XL “regular FATSO sweats for SENDA ?

the FANS deserve to know
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9925 on: December 07, 2019, 09:15:05 AM »
I found this video. I thought I would share. Here you go Rally Squirrel.




heh...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9926 on: December 07, 2019, 05:55:51 PM »
seriously folks...
how does this high tech (supposedly) “odor protection”, SENDA’s new Walmart sweat pants came with, actually work ?

does this new technology actually function (as promised) when worn by the Martinez (formally Red) Gray Waddler, who it is rumored to go COMMANDO...with minimal WIPING (if at all)
*note: SENDA “WIPING is WORK and I HATE WORK !”

and, IF it does work, has the inventor received (or been nominated) for a Nobel Prize ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9927 on: December 08, 2019, 08:03:31 AM »
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9928 on: December 08, 2019, 09:18:53 AM »
Wonder if his fingers were tired from typing after all that? LOL

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9929 on: December 08, 2019, 10:18:53 AM »
And now, in video!