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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9135 on: September 10, 2019, 10:09:12 PM »

ROTFLMAO...
SENDA now NEEDS a $60 fold up cart/wagon from WallyWorld !

oh, I forgot...
in his last video he FINALLY got the “ever popular” TOILET PAPER !
I wonder how much a pallet full of the cheapest toilet paper in the world would cost. Delivered of course.
Babu!!!!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9136 on: September 10, 2019, 10:16:46 PM »

LOL
well worth watching!
SENDA and slo Kathy Banking ADVENTURES
the Dentist VISIT
Social Security Administration EXCITEMENT
MediCAL ?
State of the PRIUS ?
SENDA is called...TARDY !
and MUCH MORE !

what was the comment about a “BAD track record” the dentist made ?...
I didn’t quite understand
LOL

Thanks Hap.

That is a solid one.  Tooth drama, Bank drama, SSDI drama, Housing drama, 10 inch iPad drama,  but at least some green will be headed to Bahamian Hurricane Relief.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9137 on: September 10, 2019, 10:21:27 PM »
I once tried to find the bottom of Senda's Amazon Wish List

I don't think it can be done but it is nice of him to put it in his video description.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9138 on: September 11, 2019, 06:02:24 AM »
I wonder how much a pallet full of the cheapest toilet paper in the world would cost. Delivered of course.
to the FAT ONE’s (SENDA’s) POST OFFICE BOX...
of course

or better yet, several CRATES OF CORNCOBS...
to Casa Senda
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9139 on: September 11, 2019, 09:20:35 AM »
think slo Kathy would APPRECIATE a case of CORNCOBS ?
delivered to her hovel at the Belmont Apartments in Pittsburg ?

of course, with a “complimentary” hotdog wire...
to poke into a corncob for that “economy” ass wipe stick experience

question is...
how many corncobs would be required daily ?
remembering, she might also utilize for COOTER hygiene...

COMMENTS/ANSWERS ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9140 on: September 11, 2019, 09:22:28 AM »
It may be time to get the death pool going.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9141 on: September 11, 2019, 09:42:56 AM »
It may be time to get the death pool going.
SENDA ?
I am worried (NOT really) about...
those hideous sores on his face
his hair lose in patches
his chronic nasty teeth issues
his chronic sinus issues
His history of “STABBING PAINS”
the undiagnosed HEART COLON KIDNEY BRAIN LUNG SINUS EYE ISSUES...

and I think everyone would agree...
ANY CORPSE I have seen at a funeral home...
LOOKS BETTER THAN SENDA !

note: still “investing” in the SENDA term insurance policy...
PAYOFF cannot be very far off !
GO SENDA ! MAKE MY DAY !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9142 on: September 11, 2019, 02:19:30 PM »
note: still “investing” in the SENDA term insurance policy...
PAYOFF cannot be very far off !
GO SENDA ! MAKE MY DAY !
actually SENDA has COST me some...
by having hung on so long...
the vacation home in Belize
the boat
but, there are others available
and I do keep abreast of currently available homes and boats

I am hopeful he takes a dirt nap soon...
as I would enjoy NEXT summer on my new boat and my vacation home in Belize!

think I should pick up an additional “investment” (term life policy) on slo Kathy AGAIN ?
(I did allow her’s to lapse)
***a TWOFER would be GREAT !
? maybe a PRIUS “accident” ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9143 on: September 11, 2019, 02:30:38 PM »

ROTFLMAO...
SENDA now NEEDS a $60 fold up cart/wagon from WallyWorld !

oh, I forgot...
in his last video he FINALLY got the “ever popular” TOILET PAPER !

Thing of salt for my nose - George Senda

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9144 on: September 11, 2019, 04:57:16 PM »
will the recent popularity of online gambling...
eventually lead to the possibility of placing a bet on which goes first ?
slo Kathy or SENDA ?
or possibly a TWOFER ?

say, that reminds me...
anyone know the “traveling mechanics”  phone number ?
bet he would love to make $700 additional on a “certain” job...
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9145 on: September 11, 2019, 07:16:49 PM »
needed a chuckle before bed...

chuckle provided !
(the rerun was as funny as the FIRST TIME !)
ROTFL
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9146 on: September 12, 2019, 12:31:52 AM »
Once I get this card I can buy anything on Amazon and I wont have to shell out cash, just make payments.


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9147 on: September 12, 2019, 04:02:07 AM »

I can use THEIR money...MORE POWER TO ME...and NOT my (actually, the hard working taxpayers’) money...and make monthly payments (SENDAnomics at work, what he really means is PAY EXTRA or NOT pay at all, as we all know SENDA is “judgement proof”)

also, more comments about the Hacienda threatening to “decertify” SENDA and force him to pay a reasonable rent...
or EVICT him from the fire trap called Casa (de) SENDA...

also, SENDA demands an American agent, and refuses to deal with those foreign agents...
because he cannot understand them !

a birdie (a very RELIABLE birdie) told me the Hacienda is actually developing a plan to get rid of SENDA...
as several of the Hacienda residents have been upset (how is that possible) with SENDA and, along with “others” have filed numerous formal complaints against SENDA

and, it appears, the Social Security Administration is finally aware of how SENDA operates and is currently conducting a review of his “case file”...
SENDA had better watch his step !

several Bank management types were also overheard at a Martinez Starbucks discussing SENDA...
“right you are, damn, I would rather have el Chapo as a customer and deal with the feds, than see the Martinez GIANT RED WADDLER come through my front doors sideways wanting to open an account...God help us all”
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9148 on: September 12, 2019, 04:10:05 AM »
power OUT at the Hacienda ?
isn’t SENDA a “prepper”
damn, I KNIW he bought those “Prepper Magazines”...
and a SHOVEL

SENDA, where are your Magazines ?
and that SHOVEL ?

note to SENDA, there is an item known as a TORCH or FLASHLIGHT you may way to investigate...
and, it MIGHT be wise to NOT ignite any flame or start ANY fire during or following an earthquake due to the possibility of a LEAKING NATURAL GAS LINE...BOOM BOOM
...on second thought, FORGET that suggestion SENDA
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9149 on: September 12, 2019, 04:16:39 AM »
why is SENDA ...
ALWAYS changing Banks ?
ALWAYS closing Bank accounts ?
ALWAYS opening Bank accounts ?
ALWAYS changing Bank Accounts ?
ALWAYS having “his” money stolen by Banks ?
ALWAYS going to different branch locations ?
ALWAYS ignorant of his balance ?
ALWAYS be denied his statement ?
ALWAYD having his account blocked ?
ALWAYS being charged fees ?
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