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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9750 on: November 08, 2019, 04:54:53 PM »
I've got a fiver that says he goes tits up by Xmas...
think ANY bookie would take that bet ?

maybe slo Kathy ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9751 on: November 08, 2019, 05:37:02 PM »
think ANY bookie would take that bet ?

maybe slo Kathy ?

Stuff happens ya know, 1111 Ferry street is an aging building, rumor is the 'elevator' hasn't had a safety inspection for some time now. The existing electrical wiring does not meet current code requirements either. George isn't exactly a gleaming example of keeping a clean, fire resistant habitat.

Then we have his personal health, he looks like hell. Years of unhealthy living is catching up with the Red Waddler, Kathy really should be shopping now for replacement or get ready to be full time nursemaid...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9752 on: November 08, 2019, 06:11:14 PM »
Stuff happens ya know, 1111 Ferry street is an aging building, rumor is the 'elevator' hasn't had a safety inspection for some time now. The existing electrical wiring does not meet current code requirements either. George isn't exactly a gleaming example of keeping a clean, fire resistant habitat.

Then we have his personal health, he looks like hell. Years of unhealthy living is catching up with the Red Waddler, Kathy really should be shopping now for replacement or get ready to be full time nursemaid...
if I am NOT mistaken slo Kathy has utilized her “feminine ways” to lure in a BLACK man and a MEXICAN man, possibly competing or maybe a TWOFER...
perhaps slo Kathy has had it with FAT OLD POOR ABUSIVE WHITE GUYS ?

anyway, I cannot slo Kathy being a “nurse maid” to anyone or thing...
she is “deserving” of pampering (possibly sooner than later)
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9753 on: November 08, 2019, 06:39:10 PM »
if I am NOT mistaken slo Kathy has utilized her “feminine ways” to lure in a BLACK man and a MEXICAN man, possibly competing or maybe a TWOFER...
perhaps slo Kathy has had it with FAT OLD POOR ABUSIVE WHITE GUYS ?

anyway, I cannot slo Kathy being a “nurse maid” to anyone or thing...
she is “deserving” of pampering (possibly sooner than later)

The minute Kathy becomes aware she could be eligible to receive medi-cal financial compensation to care for a sickly Senda in the amount of several hundred dollars a month I suspect she will be riding that horse all the way to the barn. Kathy may be slow but when it comes to easy money she would be 2nd in line. (She'd be first but first she needs to finish playing pokemon)

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9754 on: November 09, 2019, 02:48:25 AM »
The minute Kathy becomes aware she could be eligible to receive medi-cal financial compensation to care for a sickly Senda in the amount of several hundred dollars a month I suspect she will be riding that horse all the way to the barn. Kathy may be slow but when it comes to easy money she would be 2nd in line. (She'd be first but first she needs to finish playing pokemon)
does MediCAL pay extra for diapers and ass wiping ?

what would slo Kathy think about that ?
and if the Red Waddler developed ass boils, would she feel up to “operating” ?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9755 on: November 09, 2019, 11:04:38 AM »
does MediCAL pay extra for diapers and ass wiping ?

what would slo Kathy think about that ?
and if the Red Waddler developed ass boils, would she feel up to “operating” ?
well, IF they did PAY for ADULT DIAPERS...
slo Kathy could just let them “FILL UP” to the 450 pound limit
and sell the “extra” diapers on Craig’s list !

would save ass wiping time also !
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9756 on: November 09, 2019, 06:37:00 PM »
It's a sweetheart deal for low income caregivers, as baby boomers become old and dependant upon elder services the state is willing to hire anybody to to change diapers, wipe asses, change diarrhea soaked bed sheets and more!  Senda is Kathy's mealticket to a reliable automobile, pokemon all-nighters and whatever fantasy sexual encounter she desires!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9757 on: November 09, 2019, 10:05:55 PM »
George could look into setting up his own personal meet and greet videos to make some cash.  https://fanmio.com/


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9758 on: November 10, 2019, 12:22:00 AM »
George,

have you ever considered feeding the outdoor cats every other day? i don't think it would hurt to try it for a few weeks. cats have natural abilities to provide for themselves.

want money for something you need? stop spending it on the things you want. simple yes? such a solution may result in incentivizing others to help you get the things you want.

one other thing... how is the shop vacuum working out for you?

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9759 on: November 10, 2019, 10:17:36 AM »


Dumb Ass Incorporated. Ulcer and acid reflux explodes in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....1

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9760 on: November 10, 2019, 09:48:52 PM »


Dumb Ass Incorporated. Ulcer and acid reflux explodes in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2....1

I've figured it out. Senda's official cause of death listed on his death certificate will be "Chronic Stupidity"




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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9761 on: November 11, 2019, 12:40:21 AM »
wtf?


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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9762 on: November 11, 2019, 07:46:10 AM »
wtf?



I am almost speechless at the idiocy this fool does. Falks is the gift that keeps on giving....😂😁

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9763 on: November 11, 2019, 11:58:58 AM »

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #9764 on: November 11, 2019, 12:08:55 PM »
Falkie has gone full Steve O

Well, Falkie is definitely in the “Jackass” category. LOL