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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #16995 on: August 01, 2020, 09:02:12 AM »
well, here goes...
ANOTHER IDEA “designed to make TUBBY TONY money” !
I just sent a PRIORITY INBOX RECEIPT AND SIGNATURE REQUESTED to TUBBY TONY !

and here it is...
I know TUBBY has achieved semi fame as a renowned youtuber and has thousands of sussscribers, of which many probably need to drop some weight, so IF TUBBY switches from his usual diet of HIGH SUGAR drinking and HIGH CARB eating to SLIM FAST and makes a big deal out of preparation during his video in the Casa SENDA cocina and then DRINKS on camera, leaning back closing his eyes like he is having an ORGASM...as he normally does...

it won’t be long before SLIM FAST takes note and OFFERS HIM A GIANT CONTRACT FOR ENDORSEMENT !
TV COMMERCIALS WILL FOLLOW...
RADIO ADS
PLUS the ADS ON YOUTUBE

THis Is TUBBY TONY’s GIANT CHANCE !!
damn, this could go along with a previous idea “designed to make TUBBY TONY money”...
renting BILLBOARD space out on the back of his GIANT RED SHORTS !
SLIM FAST Might pay BIG MONEY for that BILLBOARD !!
“SLIM FAST and you WON’T have a GIANT RED ASS”

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #16996 on: August 01, 2020, 09:12:15 AM »
well, here goes...
ANOTHER IDEA “designed to make TUBBY TONY money” !
I just sent a PRIORITY INBOX RECEIPT AND SIGNATURE REQUESTED to TUBBY TONY !

and here it is...
I know TUBBY has achieved semi fame as a renowned youtuber and has thousands of sussscribers, of which many probably need to drop some weight, so IF TUBBY switches from his usual diet of HIGH SUGAR drinking and HIGH CARB eating to SLIM FAST and makes a big deal out of preparation during his video in the Casa SENDA cocina and then DRINKS on camera, leaning back closing his eyes like he is having an ORGASM...as he normally does...

it won’t be long before SLIM FAST takes note and OFFERS HIM A GIANT CONTRACT FOR ENDORSEMENT !
TV COMMERCIALS WILL FOLLOW...
RADIO ADS
PLUS the ADS ON YOUTUBE

THis Is TUBBY TONY’s GIANT CHANCE !!
damn, this could go along with a previous idea “designed to make TUBBY TONY money”...
renting BILLBOARD space out on the back of his GIANT RED SHORTS !
SLIM FAST Might pay BIG MONEY for that BILLBOARD !!
“SLIM FAST and you WON’T have a GIANT RED ASS”

You've been INBOXED! ...ooh, that doesn't sound right.

AnyWHO...I think your ideas for making some bank for the ole Tubster is a public service...hell, you might be able to write off your internet bill as a public service...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #16997 on: August 01, 2020, 09:22:04 AM »
You've been INBOXED! ...ooh, that doesn't sound right.

AnyWHO...I think your ideas for making some bank for the ole Tubster is a public service...hell, you might be able to write off your internet bill as a public service...
thanks !
I just don’t take his NOT acknowledging MY GREAT IDEAS as a reason to STOP TRYING TO HELP TUBBY REALIZE HIS DREAMS...

maybe, just maybe one day...
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #16998 on: August 01, 2020, 09:24:46 AM »
thanks !
I just don’t take his NOT acknowledging MY GREAT IDEAS as a reason to STOP TRYING TO HELP TUBBY REALIZE HIS DREAMS...

maybe, just maybe one day...

There is big money in doing paid endorsement work....I have a job opening right now!
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #16999 on: August 01, 2020, 09:32:29 AM »
Maybe a Martinez Tonight bit...  A Letterman-like Top 10 Money Making Schemes for the fat man himself, Falkie!

Other topics could be ailments, miracle cures (fractured elbow healing in a day is a good one), big dreams of his (winning the lottery and sharing the money with all of his supporters, container living, panning for gold), past careers and specialties (medical, comic book writer, special Assistant to the Pentagon, tour guide to celebrities visiting porno shops)... There is just so much material to use!



Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17000 on: August 01, 2020, 09:38:12 AM »
Maybe a Martinez Tonight bit...  A Letterman-like Top 10 Money Making Schemes for the fat man himself, Falkie!

Other topics could be ailments, miracle cures (fractured elbow healing in a day is a good one), big dreams of his (winning the lottery and sharing the money with all of his supporters, container living, panning for gold), past careers and specialties (medical, comic book writer, special Assistant to the Pentagon, tour guide to celebrities visiting porno shops)... There is just so much material to use!

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17001 on: August 01, 2020, 10:11:48 AM »
There is big money in doing paid endorsement work....I have a job opening right now!

There's even money in writing reviews or chiming in on things you actually know about. 

If Falkie was truly the expert writer he claims, he wouldn't suck so bad and could make some actual money (probably under the table too).

That wix page of his demonstrated his poor writing skills. My kids, at 4 years old, could put their thoughts together better than that guy. Okay, I might be exaggerating, 5 years old.

https://falkie2013.wixsite.com/website

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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17002 on: August 01, 2020, 11:10:41 AM »
well, here goes...
ANOTHER IDEA “designed to make TUBBY TONY money” !
I just sent a PRIORITY INBOX RECEIPT AND SIGNATURE REQUESTED to TUBBY TONY !

and here it is...
I know TUBBY has achieved semi fame as a renowned youtuber and has thousands of sussscribers, of which many probably need to drop some weight, so IF TUBBY switches from his usual diet of HIGH SUGAR drinking and HIGH CARB eating to SLIM FAST and makes a big deal out of preparation during his video in the Casa SENDA cocina and then DRINKS on camera, leaning back closing his eyes like he is having an ORGASM...as he normally does...

it won’t be long before SLIM FAST takes note and OFFERS HIM A GIANT CONTRACT FOR ENDORSEMENT !
TV COMMERCIALS WILL FOLLOW...
RADIO ADS
PLUS the ADS ON YOUTUBE

THis Is TUBBY TONY’s GIANT CHANCE !!
damn, this could go along with a previous idea “designed to make TUBBY TONY money”...
renting BILLBOARD space out on the back of his GIANT RED SHORTS !
SLIM FAST Might pay BIG MONEY for that BILLBOARD !!
“SLIM FAST and you WON’T have a GIANT RED ASS”

Then he could e-beg for lots of Exlax from his sussssscribers. Using lots of Slim Fast daily will clog you up like cement. And, yes, I speak from experience.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17003 on: August 01, 2020, 11:42:42 AM »
Nerd.

Can't help it. I grew up in the 90s watching a lot of Disney.
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17004 on: August 01, 2020, 12:08:39 PM »
Then he could e-beg for lots of Exlax from his sussssscribers. Using lots of Slim Fast daily will clog you up like cement. And, yes, I speak from experience.
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you obviously did not drink enough water throughout the day, I would recommend 12, not the 8, glasses of water daily.
IF a person is feeling “backed up”, bowel wise NOT in a sexual way, I then would recommend Miralax added daily to one 8 oz glass of OJ.
regular exercise, walking, would also be a recommended activity, as it not only helps burn calories, it also helps cardio and muscles along with help in achieving the happiness of taking a dump daily.

and as far as ex lax ...
it is not intended for daily use, as your bowels can become laxative dependent...
it is ONLY intended for the occasional blowout...
or a funny prank !

which brings to mind a funny story...
a lady that worked for me was NOTORIOUS for eating almost all the sweets someone would bring in or leave for the whole staff...
well a rep left a HUGE box of “sugar free” (containing SORBITOL ! as the “sweetener”) for the staff
I left it on my desk
came back from lunch
it was half gone
HAHA
SORBITOL is ALSO A LAXATIVE ...
she spent the next two hours “excusing herself”
FINALLY, “SHITTING HERSELF”, or as TUBBY TONY calls it...”having an INCIDENT”,
and going home

oh, she STOPPED her piggish behavior after that “incident”
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STEALING FROM JEWISH CHARITIES
is NO WAY to go through LIFE son”
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17005 on: August 01, 2020, 12:13:25 PM »
you obviously did not drink enough water throughout the day, I would recommend 12, not the 8, glasses of water daily.
IF a person is feeling “backed up”, bowel wise NOT in a sexual way, I then would recommend Miralax added daily to one 8 oz glass of OJ.
regular exercise, walking, would also be a recommended activity, as it not only helps burn calories, it also helps cardio and muscles along with help in achieving the happiness of taking a dump daily.

I would have thought as a member of the fundamentalist sect of the Amish, you would recommend Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate)...it relaxes the muscles...ALL muscles, including the smooth muscles of the  digestive tract...

Or are you really a Mennonite in sheep's clothing?
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17006 on: August 01, 2020, 12:28:07 PM »
I would have thought as a member of the fundamentalist sect of the Amish, you would recommend Epsom Salt (Magnesium Sulfate)...it relaxes the muscles...ALL muscles, including the smooth muscles of the  digestive tract...

Or are you really a Mennonite in sheep's clothing?
that brings up an interesting talk I had, just yesterday, with a Mennonite neighbor...
he was inquiring about the Amish rendering farm and asking about the availability of grease
I told him we are “just around the corner” from perhaps the largest score of BLUBBER since whaling was outlawed

and, judging from his latest YouTubes, it will not be long before we send the wagon (or tri axle dump truck) to haul his carcass to the vat...for “proper rendering”

oh, and YES we did have to construct a GIANT VAT...
special for TUBBY TONY
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17007 on: August 01, 2020, 12:43:45 PM »
that brings up an interesting talk I had, just yesterday, with a Mennonite neighbor...
he was inquiring about the Amish rendering farm and asking about the availability of grease
I told him we are “just around the corner” from perhaps the largest score of BLUBBER since whaling was outlawed

and, judging from his latest YouTubes, it will not be long before we send the wagon (or tri axle dump truck) to haul his carcass to the vat...for “proper rendering”

oh, and YES we did have to construct a GIANT VAT...
special for TUBBY TONY

I think we may have to look to the "EAST", for a technical solution.

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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17008 on: August 01, 2020, 12:48:21 PM »
IF...
I may be frank, Mr. Anthony George SENDA has to GET ON BOARD ASAP, as...face it IF he wants his container mansion studio cat house compound AND Toyota Highlander Hybrid with the special leather FATseats, there is NOT MUCH TIME LEFT !
DAMN, he is a MESS
almost 80 YEARS OLD
lookin like DEATH, warmed over

WE, on the FALKIE thread of ELLGAB, can offered TUBBY TONY...errr...I mean Mr Anthony George SENDA a GUARANTEED PATH TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM that WOULD insure ALL HIS DREAMS COME TRUE !!!
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Re: The Musings of Falkie; a Youtube superstar
« Reply #17009 on: August 01, 2020, 12:51:10 PM »
IF...
I may be frank, Mr. Anthony George SENDA has to GET ON BOARD ASAP, as...face it IF he wants his container mansion studio cat house compound AND Toyota Highlander Hybrid with the special leather FATseats, there is NOT MUCH TIME LEFT !
DAMN, he is a MESS
almost 80 YEARS OLD
lookin like DEATH, warmed over

WE, on the FALKIE thread of ELLGAB, can offered TUBBY TONY...errr...I mean Mr Anthony George SENDA a GUARANTEED PATH TO FINANCIAL FREEDOM that WOULD insure ALL HIS DREAMS COME TRUE !!!

Since when has the Tubster been beholden to societal rules? Why should "death" himself be any different?
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