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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #120 on: July 17, 2018, 05:41:41 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 17, 2018, 12:07:56 AM

Bart,


Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.

Caramel, toothpick, nectarine.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #121 on: July 17, 2018, 05:42:26 AM »
Quote from: brig on July 17, 2018, 04:34:52 AM
Dear Bart,

I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon.  Is there any miracle that you cannot work?

I can't make mushmouth have a sane thought.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #122 on: July 18, 2018, 08:14:29 AM »
Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #123 on: July 18, 2018, 08:42:32 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 09:59:56 AM
I played a little league game in a major league stadium between games of a doubleheader.
They put up a closer fence but I was determined.
I pulled one down the right field line and into the 5th row of the bleachers.
Yes, Bart did take a curtain call

Wow.  BART You have done it all. Haven't you? I am beginning to see just exactly who you are.



Alright.  I'm gonnna say it. Praise the BART!  And pass the BARTness.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #124 on: July 18, 2018, 08:43:57 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 16, 2018, 02:00:44 PM
I sent out a mass email for you.

there's nothing in my inbox

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #125 on: July 18, 2018, 10:15:41 AM »
Quote from: paladin1991 on July 18, 2018, 08:43:57 AM
there's nothing in my inbox

That's what she said.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #126 on: July 18, 2018, 10:24:48 AM »
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #127 on: July 18, 2018, 10:56:05 AM »
Dear Bart,

I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB  Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.

It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.

Would you like a copy for KONR?

If so, how would you like me to get it to you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #128 on: July 18, 2018, 01:28:34 PM »
Quote from: whoozit on July 18, 2018, 10:24:48 AM
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #129 on: July 18, 2018, 01:37:39 PM »
What's it like? You know....with a lady?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #130 on: July 18, 2018, 01:56:04 PM »
Quote from: WeinerInHand on July 18, 2018, 08:14:29 AM
Bart,
Does Jesus love me as the song suggests or is this a ploy to gain subscribers?

The song is right!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #131 on: July 18, 2018, 01:56:41 PM »
Quote from: whoozit on July 18, 2018, 10:24:48 AM
I’m missing a brown sock (not a euphemism), where is it?

Stuck in a pant leg.
Shake out the pants and you will find your sock.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #132 on: July 18, 2018, 01:57:17 PM »
Quote from: brig on July 18, 2018, 10:56:05 AM
Dear Bart,

I made a clean copy, file size reduced to 9.29 MB  Of Dave/Karen interview on KNYE on 05/16/2018.

It is as small as I can get it, but still to large to upload to the thread.

Would you like a copy for KONR?

If so, how would you like me to get it to you?

You can upload it to https://www.zippyshare.com/ and then either post the link here or message me with it

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #133 on: July 18, 2018, 03:47:43 PM »
Are you in touch with MV?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #134 on: July 18, 2018, 03:55:09 PM »
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