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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2018, 07:58:47 PM »
Do you think Art's description "Vaguely Loveable" is accurate?

No.
I did not trust any of his opinions when it came to people.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2018, 07:59:35 PM »
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?

Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #17 on: July 15, 2018, 08:00:41 PM »
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?

I touched the pie.
#FuckPies

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2018, 08:01:00 PM »
Dear Bart,

Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?

Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2018, 08:01:50 PM »
Do you find PM'ers, or Report Button users to be the most annoying?

They have mostly been the same people.

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« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2018, 08:04:24 PM »
They have mostly been the same people.

I had heard that as a rumor.  Thank You for the confirmation.

Sad, very sad.

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« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2018, 08:06:01 PM »
Dear Bart,

Why do you hate pie?

Will you show us on this doll where the pie touched you?

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Best post of the day IMO.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2018, 08:07:38 PM »
Dear Bartimus.

Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?
Babu!!!!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2018, 08:07:44 PM »
Dear Bart,

Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather?  Will they be available in the store soon?

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« Reply #24 on: July 15, 2018, 08:09:02 PM »
Dear Bartimus.

Do you think the annoying portion of the community is mostly losers in their 30s-40s still dwelling in their parents basement because they are losers, early retirees due to extensive disability scamming, or lunatics in an inpatient facility communicating to the outside world by way of a smuggled in buttphone?

All of the above.

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« Reply #25 on: July 15, 2018, 08:09:42 PM »
Dear Bart,

Have you been selling crocodile tears to Heather?  Will they be available in the store soon?

I am actually in the business of buying tears.
I make smoothies with them.
Delicious.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2018, 08:12:39 PM »
Dear Bart,

Are you a Falkie fan?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #27 on: July 15, 2018, 08:15:28 PM »
Dear Bart,

Are you a Falkie fan?

No.
Those who watch him screwed up by allowing him to have the power on YouTube.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #28 on: July 15, 2018, 08:17:56 PM »
Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #29 on: July 15, 2018, 08:19:32 PM »
Dear Bart, is it true you shit diamonds and piss champagne?

Yes.
Allow me to send you a box and barrel.