Ask Bart Anything

[Mr Apnea]

Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle

[Bobs Your Uncle]

Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle

BTW, it's not a complaint.

[TigerLily]

That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

Asking for @Bobs Your Uncle

Because now nobody is paying them not to.

[damon]

@Bart Ell what do you like to eat for dinner?

[damon]

@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??

Like a mule.

[damon]

@Bart Ell what is new with you??

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell what is new with you??

I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!

[TigerLily]

I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!

[anniem]

I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!

When you decide to do it, you are all ready!

[whoozit]

I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?

[KSM]

I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?

@whoozit 

He doesn't drink!

You should've asked me. 

fuck sakes

[Bart Ell]

I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?

Allowed?
Very non alpha.

[whoozit]

Allowed?
Very non alpha.

I am just thinking of others in the county that may want to drink too, otherwise I’d drink it all.