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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4110 on: March 08, 2021, 05:28:36 PM »
Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4111 on: March 08, 2021, 05:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on March 08, 2021, 05:28:36 PM
Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

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BTW, it's not a complaint.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4112 on: March 08, 2021, 06:30:24 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on February 28, 2021, 05:43:34 PM
That or she swallows him balls deep and they pound her eyes into their current state of raccoonery.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4113 on: March 09, 2021, 05:38:54 AM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on March 08, 2021, 05:28:36 PM
Bart,

How come supermodels in the 1980s avoided nude photos like the plague, but now those same models are determined to expose their raisin years?

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Because now nobody is paying them not to.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4114 on: March 10, 2021, 10:27:11 AM »
@Bart Ell what do you like to eat for dinner?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4115 on: March 10, 2021, 10:38:14 PM »
@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4116 on: March 11, 2021, 04:45:03 AM »
Quote from: damon on March 10, 2021, 10:38:14 PM
@Bart Ell are you alive and kicking??
Like a mule.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4117 on: March 11, 2021, 08:39:42 AM »
@Bart Ell what is new with you??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4118 on: March 11, 2021, 11:01:37 AM »
Quote from: damon on March 11, 2021, 08:39:42 AM
@Bart Ell what is new with you??

I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4119 on: March 11, 2021, 11:38:05 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 11, 2021, 11:01:37 AM
I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4120 on: March 11, 2021, 12:29:53 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 11, 2021, 11:01:37 AM
I just installed a couple of these.
Now I can open my garage door from bed.
Why would I want to do that? No idea!



When you decide to do it, you are all ready!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4121 on: March 13, 2021, 01:59:20 PM »

I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4122 on: March 13, 2021, 02:40:02 PM »
Quote from: whoozit on March 13, 2021, 01:59:20 PM
I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?
@whoozit 

He doesn't drink!

You should've asked me.  ::)

fuck sakes ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4123 on: March 14, 2021, 05:42:18 AM »
Quote from: whoozit on March 13, 2021, 01:59:20 PM
I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage.  How many beers am I allowed to drink?

Allowed?
Very non alpha.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4124 on: March 14, 2021, 02:12:44 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 14, 2021, 05:42:18 AM
Allowed?
Very non alpha.
I am just thinking of others in the county that may want to drink too, otherwise I’d drink it all.
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