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[whoozit]

Bart, was checking on my fantasy baseball league on Yahoo when I happened to notice this article on women's sexual stuff so I thought I would give it a little click-a-roo.  I never made it to the text of the article because it has this huge photo of a hairy man with grubby Senda nails and a woman with what might be meth teeth. I closed my browser in horror and disgust.  Did I do the right thing?

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I hope this is not the last image I see as my life flows out of me.  If it is, I will hunt you down and haunt you.

[Bart Ell]

I hope this is not the last image I see as my life flows out of me.  If it is, I will hunt you down and haunt you.

Those eyebrows are making people angry, @Walks_At_Night !

[Bart Ell]

The worst smelling sex, EVER!

You seem to be forgetting drummers after the third set on a Wednesday night and the fat groupies that are attracted to bar band drummers and are in the bars for the third set on a Wednesday night.

[KSM]

You seem to be forgetting drummers after the third set on a Wednesday night and the fat groupies that are attracted to bar band drummers and are in the bars for the third set on a Wednesday night.

When I did that life I always had my own room. I was that asshole. No apologies.  And yes,  some drummers were really stupid when they'd fuck the first cow they meet on a Monday night and then wonder why she's there every night after cock blocking him from anything else on the shelf. Sometimes they would show up in the next town where the cockblocking would carry over until he would eventually man up and tell her to scram!    poor drummers 

[Walks_At_Night]

Those eyebrows are making people angry, @Walks_At_Night !

They don't seem to appreciate the hard work I put in to bring such things to their attention do they? 

[whoozit]

They don't seem to appreciate the hard work I put in to bring such things to their attention do they?

I deem this photo anti-porn.

[Walks_At_Night]

I deem this photo anti-porn.

It's a marvel really. It should be hung in High Schools far and wide as the cornerstone of an abstinence campaign. If one has ever doubted that the media screws with the populace look no further than that photo.  "Study Says Women Use 4 Specific Techniques To Up Their Pleasure During Sex" - oh. I've just got to read that  Whammo!   "My eyes.  My eyes."

[KSM]

With regards to your recent Wyze camera  post in the open lines thread.  Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?

We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. 

[TigerLily]

That is a most disgusting photo. So much so I will not quote it so we dont have to be subjected to it again. I demand you go back and read the article. Maybe there is some truth to that old saw, "I only read it for the articles"

[Bart Ell]

With regards to your recent Wyze camera  post in the open lines thread.  Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?

We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. 

Mostly to find where Amazon is leaving stuff.
Bairyn also likes knowing she can go into the shed and know there isn't axe murderer waiting for her.
These V3 are way better than the old ones.

The Ring doorbell keeps those people your wife employs away nicely, too.

[Bart Ell]

That is a most disgusting photo. So much so I will not quote it so we dont have to be subjected to it again. I demand you go back and read the article. Maybe there is some truth to that old saw, "I only read it for the articles"

This one?
It's her eyebrows that are the issue, right?

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[TigerLily]

With regards to your recent Wyze camera  post in the open lines thread.  Did something happen that you need some surveillance or is it just a precaution?

We had three of the those at the house we sold last September. One in the back that was completely pointless unless you wanted to watch a river. Nothing bad happened out there. Ever.
The two looking out front were to keep an eye on shithead preteen kids who were vandalizing our statues at night. We caught them and showed their parents the guilty footage. 

Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity

[whoozit]

Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity

Did you mean iniquity or were you intentionally going for the pun?  Autocorrect can create/mess up puns.

[KSM]

This one?
It's her eyebrows that are the issue, right?

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There is just sooo much going on in that shot and every bit of it, wrong!

#GoodbyeErection

Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity

The statues were real children scared into position. I told them if they moved that they would be sent to the TIGERLADY's house where their skulls would be used as bowls for the stew made from the flesh of their bones.

..or  the statues were a series of wooden bears made/carved by a local native artist.

[TigerLily]

Er, exactly what kind of statues did you have in front of your house? I consider a man with three houses must have had one decked out as a den of inequity

I'm surprised you knew how to spell iniquity. And, alas! I did not