Ask Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

The statues were real children scared into position. I told them if they moved that they would be sent to the TIGERLADY's house where their skulls would be used as bowls for the stew made from the flesh of their bones.

Might be an interesting summer project

[JUAN]

Isn’t inequity what the Xiden administration is opposing?

[Bart Ell]

Isn’t inequity what the Xiden administration is opposing?

This seems like the kind of thing someone who hasn't given or gotten a blowie in some time would care about.

[KSM]

Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley?  Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..

[Bart Ell]

Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley?  Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE KNOCKING AT MY BACK DOOR!

[whoozit]

Bart, would it be rude of me to ease gently from your Austin to your Bentley?  Keep in mind that this would be an innocent mistake. No harm meant whatsoever. It would fall in the "hey, these things happen" category..

This sounds like a euphemism with which I am unfamiliar.

[KSM]

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE KNOCKING AT MY BACK DOOR!

Damn Wyze doesn't catch everything 

This sounds like a euphemism with which I am unfamiliar.

It's best that way.



..moving along..

[PolkaDot]

When I did that life I always had my own room. I was that asshole. No apologies.  And yes,  some drummers were really stupid when they'd fuck the first cow they meet on a Monday night and then wonder why she's there every night after cock blocking him from anything else on the shelf. Sometimes they would show up in the next town where the cockblocking would carry over until he would eventually man up and tell her to scram!    poor drummers 

Instead of "scram" I thought that was going to end with "marry her". It would explain the shortage of drummers. 

[KSM]

Instead of "scram" I thought that was going to end with "marry her". It would explain the shortage of drummers. 

There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.

[PolkaDot]

There really IS a drummer shortage. Or more like, a competent drummer shortage. Nothing to do with women. Bass players are easier to find. A below average guitar player can always be demoted down to the bass slot. Hey, he still gets to be in a bwand.

Why does everyone pick on bass players?

[Spookcat]

Hey Bart!

How are your peach trees doing?

[Bart Ell]

Hey Bart!

How are your peach trees doing?

Still months away from giving up their goods.
They should put out more.
WHORE IT UP, PEACH TREES.

[Bart Ell]

Why does everyone pick on bass players?

Truth isn't picking on.

[KSM]

An Ask-Tell:

What are your thoughts on left handed drummers?

Our new guy (eight months now) is a lefty and I hate the way he has my studio kit set up. AND he's a one tom and floor tom guy. No longer can I just go into my drum room and play. It's just too much work to change things back and forth. Oh, another thing. He's becoming dependent on a click so I'll have to wean him from that as well.

Anyways, left handed drummers? AND he's bald. Looks like Chris Slade.

[Bart Ell]

An Ask-Tell:

What are your thoughts on left handed drummers?

Our new guy (eight months now) is a lefty and I hate the way he has my studio kit set up. AND he's a one tom and floor tom guy. No longer can I just go into my drum room and play. It's just too much work to change things back and forth. Oh, another thing. He's becoming dependent on a click so I'll have to wean him from that as well.

Anyways, left handed drummers? AND he's bald. Looks like Chris Slade.

Bald? I bet he wears a watch, too.
Kim Mitchell looking shithead.

As far as left handed and one tom...
I dare you to try and find a better performance than this.