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[TigerLily]

Juno beach@TigerLily   Juno is fun to say too. 

https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/juno-beach

Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour

[Walks_At_Night]

Doesn't the inside matter?

@anniem Nah. Just cough up a quarter of a million for a tool shed and be happy.

[Walks_At_Night]

Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour

My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day.  Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.

[TigerLily]

My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day.  Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.

I'm very glad he had a nice stroll on the beach. Most likely the reason you are here today

[Walks_At_Night]

I'm very glad he had a nice stroll on the beach. Most likely the reason you are here today

No drama for him at Normandy. His destroyer was right by this ship that got zapped off Sicily:

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and a teenaged Kamikaze pilot nailed a nearby Destroyer instead of his off Okinawa so he lucked out again. 

[anniem]

ME TOO! I am the wind beneath your wings.  Weird, man! 
It's not a vagina, @anniem

I hope not. The inside of that building could be cute as hell.

[Bart Ell]

My Dad was about 100-200 yards offshore on D-Day.  Ironically for him personally, it was the easiest invasion of the war.

I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.

[anniem]

@anniem Nah. Just cough up a quarter of a million for a tool shed and be happy.

MAY BE someone stashed gold bars and lovely treasure in there! If that is part of the sale, it would be just ducky.

[Bart Ell]

Juno you were never there. But maybe joure grampa was un jour

Speaking of Juno...
I was never a big Hip kinda guy and could not pick Feist out of a lineup but the 2 together created some sexy magic.

[Walks_At_Night]

I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.

To be honest mostly he talked about all the booze he drank and women he chased in NYC and the UK in between convoy runs. Basically to troll his brothers who spent their war in such garden spots like the jungles of Burma.

[KSM]

I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.

Word.

And we got the furthest in. Not just coz we're lengthy!

[whoozit]

I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread.  Where is it?

[Walks_At_Night]

I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread.  Where is it?

Best bet is to go to the Dietrich thread and ask for directions.  Mechanical anus replacements were a topic in a recent Dietrich stream.

[Bart Ell]

I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread.  Where is it?

2 down from the Swinging Pricks thread.

[Bobs Your Uncle]

I don't know if pops ever told you this but we took the long way there so that the Soviets would do all the heavy lifting and we only had to clean up.
Trust me, I was there with @KSM and Andrew Basiago.

Whatever happened to Andrew's presidential run?