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[GravitySucks]

BART I HEARD A RUMOR THAT YOU LIKE SOUP DO YOU LIKE SOUP BART I LIKE SOUP TOO

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[KSM]

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Childhood

Back when dad would beat the fucking shit out of us for sport all over 166 acres in our own personal hunger games. 

Childhood 

I love soup 

[whoozit]

I just got my 55 gallon drum of apple flavored horse paste and need to know what are the best crackers to spread it on?  I’m mainly concerned with flavor but texture is important as well.

[Bart Ell]

I just got my 55 gallon drum of apple flavored horse paste and need to know what are the best crackers to spread it on?  I’m mainly concerned with flavor but texture is important as well.

There is only one option...

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Why?
They are not really crackers.
They are cookies.
That is what makes them perfect.
Use something in a way it was not intended to be used.
Like squatter paste.

[damon]

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Why?
They are not really crackers.
They are cookies.
That is what makes them perfect.
Use something in a way it was not intended to be used.
Like squatter paste.

I have not seen them for a very long time.

[damon]

@Bart Ell I heard a rumor that you are planning to control Falkie's internet and computers? I also heard that when falkie surfs the internet, the only sites that he can visit is Ellgab and ellgab related sites and llama porn sites. Is this true??

[damon]

@Bart Ell how much traffic is the two sites getting? https://bartelllegacy.com/   https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell I heard a rumor that you are planning to control Falkie's internet and computers? I also heard that when falkie surfs the internet, the only sites that he can visit is Ellgab and ellgab related sites and llama porn sites. Is this true??

I plan on stealing Kathy from him and cleaning the old sow up.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell how much traffic is the two sites getting? https://bartelllegacy.com/   https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/

More than https://thebartcast.com/

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Are you down with yellow penguins or do you think they are hideous, abominations?

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1362809671355097090

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Are you down with yellow penguins or do you think they are hideous, abominations?

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1362809671355097090

It depends if they taste as good as the others.
You know what they say about once you go black...
JUST ASK FALKIE!

[Walks_At_Night]

It depends if they taste as good as the others.
You know what they say about once you go black...
JUST ASK FALKIE!

Gonna need a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's to slather though.
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[Bart Ell]

Gonna need a gallon of Sweet Baby Ray's to slather though.
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Falkie likes his penguins like he likes his prison sodomy - dry and hard.

[Walks_At_Night]

Frozen freezer bigfoot guy asked his girl if she ever used a typewriter and she giggled, confused by his question.
Then they banged.

I am failing to see the downside of his situation.

Bart,

I've looked into the way society views these particular male/female relationships some more. I've come to the conclusion that if the male is loaded with cash, society doesn't give a hoot. If on the other hand, he is not loaded, society kind of views him as a creep. After seeing Caine's homestead in his videos, I guess he is just a creep.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I've looked into the way society views these particular male/female relationships some more. I've come to the conclusion that if the male is loaded with cash, society doesn't give a hoot. If on the other hand, he is not loaded, society kind of views him as a creep. After seeing Caine's homestead in his videos, I guess he is just a creep.

I am sure worrying about society is what is keeping him up at night and not the multiple blowies from the girl not yet jaded by life.