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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4695 on: November 08, 2021, 04:41:17 PM »
Can you foresee a day when a Poppy won't stab my chest or fall off when I put my seatbelt on?  Same design year after year with the damn pin, Bart! Can we not just have something that sticks on? Mine is always falling off and I'll find myself amongst others who still have them on..   I then feel obligated to let them know that I know what's up and that I'm not an ungrateful douche but they don't care because all they see is some long hair asshole in his leather jacket and I'm with stupid shirt.

A few years ago I had one that had a plastic stopper on the end.
Those were great.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4696 on: November 08, 2021, 04:42:16 PM »
Maybe you should ask your wife not to wear that shirt

I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4697 on: November 08, 2021, 04:47:59 PM »
I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4698 on: November 08, 2021, 07:28:32 PM »
A few years ago I had one that had a plastic stopper on the end.
Those were great.
Yeah it was like they were only out for that year.

I used to have I'M WITH STUPID shirt with the arrow pointing down.
It was funny because it was true!

I remember a few variations of the original. I had one that pointed up  :-[ :'(

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« Reply #4699 on: November 09, 2021, 05:19:58 AM »
@KSM or whatever your name is today - Just thin, when you move to the US, you'll get to repeat this at the end of May - Memorial Day.  You won't have to wait a year.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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« Reply #4700 on: November 09, 2021, 09:27:39 AM »
@KSM or whatever your name is today - Just thin, when you move to the US, you'll get to repeat this at the end of May - Memorial Day.  You won't have to wait a year.
@juan Very true. I will have November and May for these matters.  In this spirit we'll also have two Thanksgivings as well. The trick with all these holiday dinners will be strategically spacing out the turkey, ham, and prime rib dinners.  And yes, two Christmases.

Only one Easter. Correct?  ;D



hey @Bart Ell   L00k!  I'm answering in your thread.

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« Reply #4701 on: November 09, 2021, 09:50:36 AM »
You could celebrate Orthodox Easter and have two of those, too.
Do you celebrate two Easters, @Bart Ell ?
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« Reply #4702 on: November 09, 2021, 09:59:09 AM »
You could celebrate Orthodox Easter and have two of those, too.
Do you celebrate two Easters, @Bart Ell ?
We, Bart and I, actually spent an Easter together. We were in Aspen. Or was it Banff? Whatever..  it was snowy and we skied.  FYI Bart can't hold his liquor.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4703 on: November 09, 2021, 11:17:58 AM »
Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings?  Is EllGab spying on my finances?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4704 on: November 09, 2021, 12:50:07 PM »
Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings?  Is EllGab spying on my finances?

I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4705 on: November 09, 2021, 01:40:08 PM »
Why am I getting ads for $1.8 million dollar rings?  Is EllGab spying on my finances?

I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.

I had a feeling you guys were rolling in the dough.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4706 on: November 09, 2021, 01:44:40 PM »
I think it goes with the 9 million dollar Miami Beach condo Ad that I keep pulling.
I can’t decide between the 600 million yacht or a harem of Ukrainian beauties.  I know, I’ll get both.
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« Reply #4707 on: November 09, 2021, 03:07:03 PM »
I can’t decide between the 600 million yacht or a harem of Ukrainian beauties.  I know, I’ll get both.

Don't forget the one-eyed Babushka lady to enforce harem discipline.

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« Reply #4708 on: November 09, 2021, 03:59:36 PM »
Don't forget the one-eyed Babushka lady to enforce harem discipline.

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Good point.  She’ll probably work for a couple of goats and a dependable supply of Red Man.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4709 on: November 10, 2021, 10:07:17 AM »
Bart,

Was given a problem to solve at work. Tough one. Spent many hours trying to solve but nothing I could come up with worked. Let's just say that I was more than a little frustrated. My mind began to wander and for some reason I thought of that host scene where Tom Servo discusses accepting Crow as a sexual being.  You know - this scene:


Suddenly I felt that I knew the solution, coded up the patch, tested it out and it works like a honey. I'm coming up at a career crossroads. Mrs.WAN thinks that I should take the opportunity and call it a career and do something different. I've been resistant as being a code jock is all I've never known. However, the situation above is a definite indication that I've lost some zip on the fastball so to speak.  So the question is this. If you have to rely on a plastic toy, strutting its stuff in gold boots for guidance are you all washed up?