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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6705 on: September 10, 2024, 12:27:26 PM »
Bart,

My neighbor Bob was trying to shoo a wild piglet out of his yard when it bit him on the arm. Is Bob gonna turn into some sort of F'ed up mutant Pigman?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6706 on: September 17, 2024, 02:09:25 PM »
Bart,

Is it wrong to take a sick day on my Birthday even if I'm not at all ill in any way? These are use them or lose them days and I still have 3 left to use before the end of October.

Please do not answer with anything like - "You know that it is the wrong thing to do and that you will be practicing in deception if you do it just because you can"

No doubt that @Walks_At_Night has done this many times over the years, maybe.

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« Reply #6707 on: September 17, 2024, 02:15:52 PM »
Bart,

Is it wrong to take a sick day on my Birthday even if I'm not at all ill in any way? These are use them or lose them days and I still have 3 left to use before the end of October.

Please do not answer with anything like - "You know that it is the wrong thing to do and that you will be practicing in deception if you do it just because you can"

No doubt that @Walks_At_Night has done this many times over the years, maybe.

I have not.  Then again my employer considers us Officers and Gentleman and does not offer a set number of sick days so I have not been tempted by a use it or lose it temptation either.  If I did I'd probably go with a liver pain or the classic bum arm.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6708 on: September 17, 2024, 02:29:29 PM »
I have not.  Then again my employer considers us Officers and Gentleman and does not offer a set number of sick days so I have not been tempted by a use it or lose it temptation either.  If I did I'd probably go with a liver pain or the classic bum arm.

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I like the bum arm thing but that wouldn't fly over there.
Thinking of going with the 24-hour burst appendix bug.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6709 on: September 17, 2024, 07:53:51 PM »
Bart,

Is it wrong to take a sick day on my Birthday even if I'm not at all ill in any way? These are use them or lose them days and I still have 3 left to use before the end of October.

Please do not answer with anything like - "You know that it is the wrong thing to do and that you will be practicing in deception if you do it just because you can"

No doubt that @Walks_At_Night has done this many times over the years, maybe.

Back before companies around here combined vacation and sick days to ''paid time off'' I would always use mine.  I considered them mental health days - which were beneficial after getting past some heavy deadlines, or just spring fever.

Just tell them you aren't feeling well, no one cares why.  I'd always take a couple off, like Friday and Monday, or Mon/Tues, Th/Fri.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6710 on: September 17, 2024, 09:54:51 PM »
Yeah I'm going to do it. Birthday is on a Monday this year. Great day to call in with a scratchy voice saying 'We cannot afford to have this going around the office"

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6711 on: September 18, 2024, 05:06:29 AM »
Bart,

Is it wrong to take a sick day on my Birthday even if I'm not at all ill in any way? These are use them or lose them days and I still have 3 left to use before the end of October.

Please do not answer with anything like - "You know that it is the wrong thing to do and that you will be practicing in deception if you do it just because you can"

No doubt that @Walks_At_Night has done this many times over the years, maybe.

No.
Milk the system for all you can.
It is wrong to be celebrating a birthday at such an advanced age, though.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6712 on: September 18, 2024, 08:22:27 AM »
No.
Milk the system for all you can.
It is wrong to be celebrating a birthday at such an advanced age, though.

Amen, my brothers. The milk the system thing. Not the advanced age thing
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6713 on: September 18, 2024, 08:22:57 AM »

It is wrong to be celebrating a birthday at such an advanced age, though.
LOL

YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE! And maybe you're right about that but I' am a jolly n' festive guy!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6714 on: September 18, 2024, 08:53:25 AM »
YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE!

I was 5 when Love Gun came out.
You seem to have bought it on release, getting the gun that was included in the original pressing.
I would say you were at least 10.
THE GUN DOES NOT LIE!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6715 on: September 18, 2024, 03:29:02 PM »
I was 5 when Love Gun came out.
You seem to have bought it on release, getting the gun that was included in the original pressing.
I would say you were at least 10.
THE GUN DOES NOT LIE!
I would be ONE year older!  I never said that I bought it upon release. I lost that gun anyway.

YOU'RE CHUBBY!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6716 on: September 18, 2024, 11:51:02 PM »
I would be ONE year older!  I never said that I bought it upon release. I lost that gun anyway.

YOU'RE CHUBBY!

I often have a chubby.
I feel you like to celebrate your birthday but fib about your birth year.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6717 on: September 22, 2024, 07:32:07 AM »
I often have a chubby.
I feel you like to celebrate your birthday but fib about your birth year.
No. There is nothing to be gained by such a thing.


Are you aware of any current problems with Spotify? Thought I was the only one, but it seems many are having trouble uploading a new file.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6718 on: September 22, 2024, 08:39:23 AM »
Are you aware of any current problems with Spotify? Thought I was the only one, but it seems many are having trouble uploading a new file.

Nope

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6719 on: September 22, 2024, 08:40:27 AM »
Why do the ads keep showing me Castor oil?
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