Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

OK well now other ASKs arise. Does she KNOW this, that she could knock you out? Perhaps show her this little exchange. You know, even though she can render you unconscious it doesn't mean that she can 'take you'.  Unless.. she can take you.

She's a 105 pound pain machine!

[KSM]

She's a 105 pound pain machine!

Nice!

[PolkaDot]

She's a 105 pound pain machine!

Are you married to a midget?

Also, if an adult is under 5 foot are they considered a “little person”?

[JUAN]

I thought Bart was afraid of midgets, like sNoory.

[KSM]

I think she's just really fit.

[Bart Ell]

Are you married to a midget?

Also, if an adult is under 5 foot are they considered a “little person”?

It's not my fault you let yourself go in the last few years!

Sometimes you shave 10 pounds off for the comedic imagery of a 105 woman knocking a perfect specimen like me out.

I do not consider anyone under 5 feet tall to be an adult.

[Bart Ell]

I thought Bart was afraid of midgets, like sNoory.

You are confusing midgets with bush.

[KSM]

When I was 12 a 14 year old girl beat me up. You can't hit a girl and there were no other girls at the time that I could call to hit her on by behalf. She judo flipped me and sat on my upper chest...  She would go on to slap my face while remaining seated on me while warning me not to pick on her younger siblings anymore. 

But here's the thing, I did not bully her sibs. Someone did but not I.

[JUAN]

Maybe that explains one of your past avatars.

[Bart Ell]

When I was 12 a 14 year old girl beat me up. You can't hit a girl and there were no other girls at the time that I could call to hit her on by behalf. She judo flipped me and sat on my upper chest...  She would go on to slap my face while remaining seated on me while warning me not to pick on her younger siblings anymore. 

But here's the thing, I did not bully her sibs. Someone did but not I.

Did you get hard during the roughhousing?

[KSM]

Did you get hard during the roughhousing?

Well, I'm sure the juices were beginning to flow as she admonished me, but it was just hours later when back home in my room that.. "The Captain" was not to be denied.
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[TigerLily]

Hey Bartecue
I wondered, since they were in your backyard, if you attended any Olympic games. Looks like you made it to some hockey. Interesting that U.S. won Gold against Canada in both games
Was there a lot of anti American sentiment or limited to anti Donny and J.D?

Did you miss me 💜?

[Bart Ell]

Hey Bartecue
I wondered, since they were in your backyard, if you attended any Olympic games. Looks like you made it to some hockey. Interesting that U.S. won Gold against Canada in both games
Was there a lot of anti American sentiment or limited to anti Donny and J.D?

Did you miss me 💜?

Also interesting that both Canadian captains were injured in games against Czechia.
I didn't hear or see anyone talking about your country or politics.
A good portion of the crowd were friends or family of the players, they mostly a know each other.

Don't make it gay.

[KSM]

Also interesting that both Canadian captains were injured in games against Czechia.

They act like the hockey torch has been passed, forever. Like it's all in the US now.  I have had to REmind so many of my American friends that the US has won hockey gold before only to lose it all once again for possibly several years over several international tournaments.

That said it has been great watching all the overzealous Canadian hockey fans lose their shit because America bad.

[KSM]

Barrrd, is it true that the 1st take is usually the best take?