Ask Bart Anything

[Sofia]

Hi Mon! @14

Hope all is well.  I know you're active on the boards, I just don't frequent many things outside of The Fringe, Drama, and Midnight.

Hi, Sean.  Yeah, I should be not under the bridge until at least the first week of October, lol.  It's a good week so far, house sitting (cat and I) heaven.  I do like the Ask Bart Anything as well as the Tell Bart Anything threads! 

[Sofia]

Can't eat in bed.  Just can't - not even with Cheez Whiz and wine.


Any other thoughts?  Maybe I'll get real nutso and get a Banana Split at the Dairy Queen.

Have the next three days off from work and I'll be painting the trim on the house and some other exciting things.

I'm so lame.   

On the couch, then.  In just boxers and socks.  Sticky fingers on the remote...  Be sure to send her a selfie!

[Sofia]

Bart, can we visit those in confinement today?

[Sofia]

I didn't say nude titties.

That ooonnneee had a little boy's penis in it, too, didn't it?  I can't find it now.  If that little girl's areolas weren't showing it would have had to have been due to the lighting, because areolas or no areolas, her breasts were naked.  I saw the technicality (areolas invisible due to glare or lighting) but figured when you saw the penis then I would be off any hook anyway.  I also didn't want to mention the word penis to a man. The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola. 

[tootsie_wootsy]

Dear Bart,

What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame?  It would be a great honor .

Thanks for considering this matter.. Praise BE   

your Humble Servant.. TW

[Bart Ell]

The only clothed breasts I report is if I see an areola.

Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

What would I have to do to get into the Hall of Fame?  It would be a great honor .

I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.

[tootsie_wootsy]

I have no idea, I think it depends on my mood more than anything concrete I can point to.

ok..  thank you 

[Walks_At_Night]

Dear Bart,

At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters.   Do you have any strong thoughts here? 
Team Audrey or Team Judy?   

Audrey
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Judy
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[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

At lunch today the topic was 80's chicks - specifically the Landers sisters.   Do you have any strong thoughts here? 
Team Audrey or Team Judy?   

One of them has a daughter who told me she has never tasted meat.
Don't make that dirty because it wasn't.

[sean92008]

Phrase dropping is as bad as name dropping, Sean.

Hey did I ever mention that in the 1978-79 school year, I called a DJ named Ernie Myers and recorded a question for John Lennon (about working with the other Beatles on the Ringo album).  It was played back and John answered it. He explained that not everybody was in the studio at the same time... I have, on a few occasions, searched for the interview and even contacted Ernie Myers.  I think he's dead now, you never got back to me so we should be, that bastard.

[Sofia]

Sure about that?
http://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=270.msg43337#msg43337

I remember this one.  The breasts are fine.  Oh indeed so fine, ha ha.  Yeah, no problem with those.  The reason I reported it was for sexual behavior.

[paladin1991]

No need to worry the head that wears the crown. As the lovely @TigerLily purred you had but to ask.

I live here:
Annie Moose
42041 20th St. West
Lancaster, CA  93534

Isn't that the address to the Sheriff's sub-station?

[paladin1991]

Hahaha, we have the same interests in women! 😂

I used to use a heat map to track how my company's promotions were working.  Everything from views to clicks to emails to calls to actual purchases were all on a heat map. It would help me determine which artists were promoting the product well or representing it well on stage.  What I'm asking for is not even a way to dox anybody.

Attached is a heat map of places that like rock music and oldies, for example.

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Doxxing should not even be part of this conversation. I still have school-age kids and I have had incidents with people on my premises that I may have possibly overreacted to in the past.

Use your Trader Joe bags to collect up all the pieces and brain matter.  They are extra absorbent and still extremely strong when saturated with body fluids.

[paladin1991]

Oh shit, a Chuckie kind of movie but with a sex doll that eats men.  Fucking box office platinum. Five me a 0.1% cut and credit for "inspired by."

Gross or net?