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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #105 on: July 16, 2018, 03:40:00 PM »
Is there a missus Ell?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #106 on: July 16, 2018, 03:47:41 PM »
dual citizenship

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Also called dual nationality. the status of a person who is a legal citizen of two or more countries.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #107 on: July 16, 2018, 03:55:22 PM »
Don't try to confuse me with logic. It never works.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2018, 04:38:33 PM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2018, 06:57:08 PM »
Dear Bart,

Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating? She knows I'm married but thinks it socially acceptable to make verbal, sexually charged advances when I work for her. She is VERY wealthy and owns alot of property around town and uses my business on a regular basis. She's good for about 13 - 14 K a year to me. Thus far I have managed to laugh it off and change the subject whenever she starts up, but that's only temperary.


My gut tells me it would be wrong, uncomfortable, and just flat out oogie. The orgasm would, come ::)..and go but I would have to live with myself but I have four employees and they rely on me for work/employment to put food on the table for mother and baby. Do I just take one for the team and hopefully shut her up?


She just wants to "Get my hands on you" <- that is her talking to me.


Thank you for your time.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2018, 07:05:51 PM »
Dear Bart,

Would recieving a handjob by a very attractive female customer of mine be considered, cheating?

Yes!
It is considered cheating yourself out of a blowie!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2018, 09:20:16 PM »
What is Profile [1] mean?

Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #112 on: July 16, 2018, 09:56:55 PM »
 Bart.. do you think  "brig" is really a woman? or a man?  or a  He she      :)
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #113 on: July 16, 2018, 11:57:03 PM »
Bart,

Coke or Dr. Pepper?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #114 on: July 17, 2018, 12:07:56 AM »
Bart,

Coke or Dr. Pepper?


Bart,


Where Belles lives, this is a trick question.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #115 on: July 17, 2018, 01:12:03 AM »

I am an ordained minister.  Church of the Latter Day Dude.
Lol  :).

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #116 on: July 17, 2018, 04:34:52 AM »
Dear Bart,

I noticed, just most recently, that you have Fort Rock as the forum taskbar icon.  Is there any miracle that you cannot work?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #117 on: July 17, 2018, 05:40:34 AM »
What is Profile [1] mean?

Praise BE, that sounds oddly Primative Baptist is there a way Bart Ell wants to adopt the Praise MV style?

It means you are next.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #118 on: July 17, 2018, 05:40:58 AM »
Bart.. do you think  "brig" is really a woman? or a man?  or a  He she      :)

That's racist!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #119 on: July 17, 2018, 05:41:14 AM »