Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell so are you going to have some Green eggs and Ham then??

I am probably going to be avoiding all green food coloring today, sir.
How about you, @damon, gonna fill your tumtum with green food coloring today?

[damon]

I am probably going to be avoiding all green food coloring today, sir.
How about you, @damon, gonna fill your tumtum with green food coloring today?

Yes, Im going to have some Green Eggs and ham for today.

[FISH]

Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo

[damon]

Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo

I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH

@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??

[FISH]

I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH

@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??

@damon ☘️Happy Saint Patrick's Day 🍀

[Walks_At_Night]

If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days. 
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking.   Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is  glyphosate for all three brands.

The question for Bart Ell:  "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"

[Bart Ell]

If I use Roundup on weeds and vegetation the plant is pretty much dead the next day and basically dust in two days. 
If I use HDX or Spectracide weed killer, the vegetation looks a little sickly for a couple of days but then recovers and
keeps on trucking.   Yet if I look at the active ingredient - it is  glyphosate for all three brands.

The question for Bart Ell:  "Is Monsanto in league with Lucifer?"

Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan

[Bart Ell]

I hope that you have an awesome St patty's day @FISH

@Bart Ell What are you going to do today??

Creating woo.

[whoozit]

Bart,
I haven’t posted in months.  Can you catch me up in a few sentences?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,
I haven’t posted in months.  Can you catch me up in a few sentences?

Art is still dead.
A few whiny little cunts still cry about The Bart.
I saved the legacy from the hands of an unwashed squatter.
That about covers it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan

Whew.  That's a relief.  Just wanna kill some grass and weeds growing in the expansion joints of the driveway.
I don't wanna open up a Portal to where the dark things sleep. 

Feel 100% better.  Thanks Bart!

[Bart Ell]

Whew.  That's a relief.  Just wanna kill some grass and weeds growing in the expansion joints of the driveway.
I don't wanna open up a Portal to where the dark things sleep. 

Feel 100% better.  Thanks Bart!

Get some polymeric sand in there after you got them good and dead.

[anniem]

Legend has it that Saint Patrick drove the reptiles from Ireland.
Do you think Saint Patrick will come back and drive all news reporters out North America?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Bart Ell, God Of Woo

Funny AND desirable

[anniem]

Nothing wrong with Monsanto.
Fantastic company.
Great results.
Crybabies cry about it for no real reason.
#GMOFan

I weep for the weeds. They have a right to live too!!!

Naw. Just kidding. Whatever.
Please pass the GMO and do not hold the gluten.

[KSM]

1. Bart, can you put me in that shed, or whatever that zoo of yours is for awhile? I just need a break from everybody and perhaps some downtime will help. What about conjugal visits while I'm in there? Do the visits have to be from a forum member only? If so, who will you be sending to take care o' the kid every few days?

2. Simple answer please. Do you like devils food chocolate cake over the lighter ones? I do.