Ask Bart Anything

[GravitySucks]

Dearest Bart,


If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?


Respectfully,


Mssr. Sucks

[Bart Ell]

Dearest Bart,


If I click on this ad will Mueller request all of your files?


Respectfully,


Mssr. Sucks

Only one way to find out!

[Fluffy Butt]

Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt

[Spookcat]

Bart!

When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?

[Bart Ell]

Mr. Bart,
It has been mentioned that the now defunct Bellgab and MV were making millions of dollars with Adsense because of George Senda’s popularity and MV chose not to share any profit with Mr. Senda!
Would you possibly consider partnering with George Senda and once the profits increase with George’s help, offer him a fitting salary, an executive position/title, possibly a partnership in Ellgab and listen to his creative ideas?
This could be the beginning of a great success for both you and Mr. Senda, allowing you both to live your dreams!
Respectfully,
Fluffy Butt

All my dreams have already been lived.

[Bart Ell]

Bart!

When did the radio boards become viewable to guests?

Log out and have a look!

[Spookcat]

Log out and have a look!

Ah, okay. I got confused when the board says a number of "guests are viewing this topic".

Praise Bart Ell!

[GravitySucks]

Only one way to find out!

They asked for an email address so I used Keith’s. Will he get Russian travel brochures?

[Username]

Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?

[WeinerInHand]

Bart,
Do we really need a post/rank system? I was thinking that it detracts from...
Oh, wait. Well, look there - post 1,000. Huh...
As I was saying, thank you for the post/rank system. It really does add to the EllGab experience!

[WeinerInHand]

Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.

[Bart Ell]

Do you prefer shaved or do you like bush?

Ice?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,
I was thinking about doing some skits for KONR with different characters/voices in the style of Phil Hendrie.
Would this interest you?
So far, I am toying with two ideas:
1.) Line 5. This would be a late night radio show hosted by me where different people call in.
One caller per episode. 3-5 minutes.
2.) The second is untitled but it would be various people leaving messages on your voicemail.

Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know

[WeinerInHand]

Try things out and we will see how they go.
If you need editing help just let me know

I've been listening to a lot of Art vs. JC.
I will continue the battle through his son, JD.
I've got the voice fleshed out(Think Cool Hand Luke "What we got here"), along with his wife and son.
I'll send a clip when I can - there are people around right now so it would be awkward...

[DynamoHum]

Can we have a prediction board at New Year please?