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[damon]

@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??

Fall 2019

[FISH]

@Bart Ell When is the next woo woo videos??

GREETINGS @damon
When are you and @Bart Ell going to go fishing?

[damon]

GREETINGS @damon
When are you and @Bart Ell going to go fishing?

@Bart Ell , Lets go fishing.

[damon]

Fall 2019

Ok Thanks.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell , Lets go fishing.

My idea of fishing is going to the store and buying it

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit.  He, however, has been persistent.

By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that  Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee.   I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".

Good plan?   Bad plan?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit.  He, however, has been persistent.

By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that  Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee.   I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".

Good plan?   Bad plan?

Have her brush up on the nursery rhymes so she can say them along with Dice.

[KSM]

Walks, can you beat this guy up and would he fit in your freezer? 

[ShayP]

Bart,

Little Walks has been on a few dates with a guy and she is just not feeling a connection and is considering making an exit.  He, however, has been persistent.

By coincidence, Andrew Dice Clay is in town and playing at a small club in a strip mall (hard times for the Dice Man, eh?).
I've suggested to her that she should tell the dude that  Clay is her absolute favorite and that they must go Saturday night. Then she should laugh uncontrollably
while what few others are there (The radio speaker, spoke up and said today - "plenty of great seats still available") sit not laughing
and fretting over the wasted entrance fee.   I figure after that, she should have no issues in having the guy "go away".

Good plan?   Bad plan?

@Walks_At_Night   What happens if he goes with her and as they sit down he says "This was great idea."  THEN he raises up his sleeve and he has a tattoo of 'The Dice Man' on his shoulder?

...just sayin' man.

[Walks_At_Night]

Walks, can you beat this guy up and would he fit in your freezer?

Yeah - not an issue.  A shrimpy, manlet, Gen Z type from the 'Burbs is no threat.

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night   What happens if he goes with her and as they sit down he says "This was great idea."  THEN he raises up his sleeve and he has a tattoo of 'The Dice Man' on his shoulder?

...just sayin' man.

Oh it's a risk but I'll play those odds.

[GravitySucks]

Yeah - not an issue.  A shrimpy, manlet, Gen Z type from the 'Burbs is no threat.

It’s times like these we hope our daughters are gay. At least until they are about 29.

[KSM]

It’s times like these we hope our daughters are gay. At least until they are about 29.

I took my daughter to a gay church as a child just in case with hopes she would rebel. It worked! I have 17.5 grandchildren. ..Not really

[Robert]

Is it considered bad form here to link from here to BellGab?

Seems the easiest way to spread news about the recent death of J. Neal Schulman, but I didn't want to step on any toes.