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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2640 on: November 16, 2019, 07:41:24 PM »
You're saying what I already said. Who doesn't know about cookies and history.

How the Ell wouldn't he? already know that?

@KSM I love ya dude but not everyone is as smart or experienced as you and I.  Take a lesson from Vera.  Not the “smell the butt” lesson. Not the “lick your balls” lesson.  The “chill and show unconditional love” lesson.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2641 on: November 16, 2019, 07:46:31 PM »
@KSM I love ya dude but not everyone is as smart or experienced as you and I.  Take a lesson from Vera.  Not the “smell the butt” lesson. Not the “lick your balls” lesson.  The “chill and show unconditional love” lesson.
Ya well my karma's higher than yours.  ;D


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2642 on: November 16, 2019, 07:56:25 PM »
Ya well my karma's higher than yours.  ;D


Sorry, Exile.

Well you got me there. 
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2643 on: November 16, 2019, 08:15:20 PM »
Ya well my karma's higher than yours.  ;D
Yes, but his is for a good reason.  ;) He's a white night in disguise.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2644 on: November 16, 2019, 08:22:25 PM »
Yes, but his is for a good reason.  ;) He's a white night in disguise.
@PolkaDot Ya wanna go?  Lace em' up baby!  Prepare to be owned by a penis.

+1  Wasn't for me nobody would have known about your birthday! Look at all the precious karma I scored you   8)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2645 on: November 16, 2019, 08:24:18 PM »
Ya wanna go?  Lace em' up baby!  Prepare to be owned by a penis.

+1  Wasn't for me nobody would have known about your birthday! Look at all the precious karma I scored you   8)
Don't make me +1 you.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2646 on: November 16, 2019, 08:25:14 PM »
Don't make me +1 you.
You caught me editing :-[

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2647 on: November 17, 2019, 03:56:30 AM »
everybody smiles...
Like this :) :) :) :'( :)  Ignore the unhappy crybaby. Can't please everybody.  ::)


How can I ignore him after you point him out?
Look at him, all emo beside his 4 happy friends.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2648 on: November 18, 2019, 05:20:27 PM »
Bart, I have myself on ignore. Have I said anything untoward or acted badly in any way?

Thanks buddy :D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2649 on: November 19, 2019, 12:13:59 PM »
@Bart Ell

Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2650 on: November 19, 2019, 04:34:47 PM »
@Bart Ell

Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?




Freaking owl.
Freaking Cobourg.
Freaking Prokofiev.

I do have an idea, though.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2651 on: November 20, 2019, 12:10:42 AM »
Freaking owl.
Freaking Cobourg.
Freaking Prokofiev.

I do have an idea, though.

Very awesome! :-*   +1! ;) ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2652 on: November 20, 2019, 11:25:00 PM »
 
Dear Barterina

All the posters tonight (9:28 until now) are guys. I'm the only woman here. Did all my girls decide to hit the boy strippers club again but "forget" to invite me? Again? 😿
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2653 on: November 21, 2019, 05:19:52 AM »

Dear Barterina

All the posters tonight (9:28 until now) are guys. I'm the only woman here. Did all my girls decide to hit the boy strippers club again but "forget" to invite me? Again? 😿

@KSM was there and he is a girly boy. Did you consider the rest of the women may have smartened up and are in the kitchen doing their duty by baking treats for their hard working men?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #2654 on: November 21, 2019, 06:06:01 AM »
@Bart Ell

Is this clip something you could write a musical score for and include it in the Christmas Wootacular?
Maybe channel your inner Sergei Prokofiev?




@GravitySucks so who won? The snowy Owl or the red fox?