Ask Bart Anything

[KSM]

I don't know if I meant you.

Well until you know for sure I GUESS THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE THAT YOU MEANT ME isn't there.

[Bart Ell]

Pages of horrible non-questions.
You should all feel shame.
I am looking at you @KSM32
Moderate these fools!

[Spookcat]

@Bart Ell do you like @Sofia avatar of the royal cat?

I do 😺

[anniem]

@Bart Ell what time is it?

?

[KSM]

Pages of horrible non-questions.
You should all feel shame.
I am looking at you @KSM32
Moderate these fools!

They won't listen. I tried rounding them all into a corral for correction but they're having none of it.

NOW HEAR THIS: CITIZENS BEWARE - YOU UNDER PENALTY OF FORUM DEATH SHOULD YOU, THE POPULACE, NOT START ASKING BART SOME QUESTIONS. REALLY, ANYTHING WILL DO. SO PLEASE.. COULD YA' JUST FUCKING ASK THE GUY SOMETHING ALREADY!!

That should do it.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell do you like @Sofia avatar of the royal cat?

I do 😺

You do?
Well there is a surprise, @Spookcat !

[Bart Ell]

?

Apologies, @anniem , your very valid question got lost amongst the utter tat!
It is either HAMMERTIME or TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS!

[TigerLily]

Dear Barteer

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me

[anniem]

They won't listen. I tried rounding them all into a corral for correction but they're having none of it.

Bart, is there any truth to the rumor that people will not listen?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Barteer

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me

I was going to answer each individually then I spotted the rookie mistake.
It's DA YA THINK I'M SEXY? and not Do ya.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, is there any truth to the rumor that people will not listen?

Incredible truth there.

[TigerLily]

I was going to answer each individually then I spotted the rookie mistake.
It's DA YA THINK I'M SEXY? and not Do ya.

A mere technicality.  Are we in the ASK BART ANYTHING THREAD or aren't we?

[Bart Ell]

A mere technicality.  Are we in the ASK BART ANYTHING THREAD or aren't we?

I am in the bath tub having a bubble bath.
COORS MAN STYLE!
No, that is a lie, The Bart bathes standing up.

[Sofia]

Dear Barteer

Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody care?
How soon is now?
Do you know the way to San José?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Are you lonesome tonight?
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
How deep is your love?
Is she really going out with him?
Wouldn't it be nice?
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Are you gonna go my way?
What's going on?
Should I stay or should I go?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Do you really want to hurt me

Lol.

[Sofia]

Well until you know for sure I GUESS THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE THAT YOU MEANT ME isn't there.

Definitely, really, truly, 100% plausible!