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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3360 on: March 27, 2020, 11:07:28 AM »
@Bart Ell - any sign of US troops on the border from your compound?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3361 on: March 27, 2020, 11:17:21 AM »
Quote from: juan on March 27, 2020, 11:07:28 AM
@Bart Ell - any sign of US troops on the border from your compound?

Not yet but I have put a tarp over all the Chinese steel I was planning to dump on you.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3362 on: March 27, 2020, 11:21:17 AM »
Hey, I’m in East Florida. We were part of Spain in 1812. In fact, those damned Americans invaded Fernandina Beach in March 1812 and it took us a year to beat them back.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3363 on: March 27, 2020, 12:11:43 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on March 27, 2020, 11:17:21 AM
Not yet but I have put a tarp over all the Chinese steel I was planning to dump on you.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3364 on: March 27, 2020, 12:37:29 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on March 27, 2020, 12:11:43 PM
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3365 on: March 27, 2020, 05:36:19 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 27, 2020, 12:37:29 PM

Bart, do you have spite stairs?

I do
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3366 on: March 27, 2020, 06:19:37 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on March 27, 2020, 12:37:29 PM

Bart, do you have spite stairs?

Yup.
Spited the stupid carpet the last owners had with hardwood.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3367 on: March 28, 2020, 08:31:35 AM »
@Bart Ell

Will our stimulus karma be a direct deposit or should we expect a check?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3368 on: March 28, 2020, 08:37:08 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on March 28, 2020, 08:31:35 AM
@Bart Ell

Will our stimulus karma be a direct deposit or should we expect a check?

I am sending tasteful nudes of my bum to those who qualify and need to be stimulated.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3369 on: March 29, 2020, 02:39:59 AM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3370 on: March 29, 2020, 07:47:18 AM »
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Ha!  Bring it.  This dog was born elite!  I eat Alphas for lunch!

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At least Alphas don't drag their ass across the floor to wipe. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3371 on: April 02, 2020, 06:36:12 PM »
@Bart Ell WTF is this sorcery?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3372 on: April 02, 2020, 07:10:43 PM »
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@Bart Ell WTF is this sorcery?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3373 on: April 04, 2020, 01:46:21 PM »
Hey Bart,

Is this real?  I've seen people shit post pictures of food on Canadian grocery shelves with crazy high prices.  Like $5 CAD for a can of soup.  I just figured the pictures were taken up in Bark Balls, Labrador but I saw this one today.  I looked closer and it was taken at a store in Brampton!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3374 on: April 04, 2020, 02:00:19 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 04, 2020, 01:46:21 PM
Hey Bart,

Is this real?  I've seen people shit post pictures of food on Canadian grocery shelves with crazy high prices.  Like $5 CAD for a can of soup.  I just figured the pictures were taken up in Bark Balls, Labrador but I saw this one today.  I looked closer and it was taken at a store in Brampton!


Look closer, head office is in Brampton.
A quick Google search shows store 529 is actually in Windsor.
No idea about the prices on that supermarket chicken bullshit but since you took the time to ask I figured I would go the extra mile.
Here you go -

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