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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3465 on: April 18, 2020, 07:57:01 AM »
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Oh don't get me wrong.  I've got nothing against cookies but for breakfast?  Big ones? Two of 'em?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3466 on: April 18, 2020, 08:04:21 AM »
Quote from: KSM32 on April 17, 2020, 03:31:39 PM
And you can eat shit cookies for all I care. Fuck off, Dude. NOBODY LIKES YOU! NOBODY!!

Hey!  Hey!  HEY!!!!  You can't talk to him that way just because he's fucking black.  he's a Human Fucking Bean.  You think he chose to be born black?   And I am not White Knighting here.  You need to back the fuck up and reconsider.  This man is your bro, bro.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3467 on: April 18, 2020, 08:06:01 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 17, 2020, 03:35:10 PM
  Although one must admit that Lark was kinda cute until she turned into a cartoon.

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What the fuck?  She and Michael Jackson have the same dr.?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3468 on: April 20, 2020, 08:31:20 PM »
Bart, 

Never realized that Burt Reynolds was offered the James Bond role.  I'm glad Reynolds turned it down but what do you think?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3469 on: April 20, 2020, 08:54:20 PM »
What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?

No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3470 on: April 20, 2020, 08:57:30 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on April 20, 2020, 08:31:20 PM
Bart, 

Never realized that Burt Reynolds was offered the James Bond role.  I'm glad Reynolds turned it down but what do you think?



I never watched a full James Bond movie.
I also think Burt is a stupid name.
#BartNotBurt

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3471 on: April 20, 2020, 08:57:51 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 08:54:20 PM
What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?

No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...

Choke them until they are blue.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3472 on: April 20, 2020, 08:59:49 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 08:54:20 PM
What's the correct reaction for when a crazy person complains that you won't help them because you are a communist?

No idea where they got the idea of Communism from...
Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3473 on: April 20, 2020, 09:01:21 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on April 20, 2020, 08:57:51 PM
Choke them until they are blue.

I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3474 on: April 20, 2020, 09:02:52 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 20, 2020, 08:59:49 PM
Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.

I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3475 on: April 20, 2020, 09:03:24 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 09:01:21 PM
I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...
Don't underestimate yourself.
I mean: don't underestimate yourself?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3476 on: April 20, 2020, 09:07:45 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 09:01:21 PM
I'm cute, but not cute enough to get away with murder...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3477 on: April 20, 2020, 09:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 09:02:52 PM
I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳
Are you in Manitou Springs right now? I swear I've had this exact experience....
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3478 on: April 20, 2020, 09:20:22 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on April 20, 2020, 08:59:49 PM
Back away slowly, don't show your back or run.
Wait, that's bears...and cougars.
Shit! I have no idea.

I think that would also work for crazies.
Crazies and cougars and bears OH MY

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3479 on: April 20, 2020, 09:21:25 PM »
Quote from: Spookcat on April 20, 2020, 09:02:52 PM
I do not show her my back. She goes on about how she was conceived by Satan and now she's the voice of the Lord. A whole lotta other stuff that just makes me go 😳

You could appear shocked and say "Oh my god, YOU CAN SEE ME!?!?!?!?"
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