I have been accused of flirting! Me! Can you believe it? Do you think it’s because I asked Shay to marry me? If anything that seems rather forward, not necessarily flirtatious.
This is an outrage. You do not deserve these vile accusations. First off, I was vaccinated quite a few years ago to make me immune to the flirting virus. Secondly, our upcoming marriage will be strictly plutonic, and essentially annulled in a couple days thereafter. BTW, pick me out something to wear.