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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3780 on: November 08, 2020, 07:37:09 PM »
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3781 on: November 10, 2020, 01:27:38 PM »
I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.

Women ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3782 on: November 10, 2020, 01:44:51 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 10, 2020, 01:27:38 PM
I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.

Women ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3783 on: November 10, 2020, 01:46:18 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 10, 2020, 01:44:51 PM
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And I didn't mention his Chia pet hair head thingy

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3784 on: November 10, 2020, 01:59:10 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 10, 2020, 01:46:18 PM
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And I didn't mention his Chia pet hair head thingy

LOL!!!!!!  I want to go to a Shania Twain concert and throw my underpants at her.  I think I still have a jockstrap somewhere too. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3785 on: November 10, 2020, 02:25:28 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on November 10, 2020, 01:59:10 PM
LOL!!!!!!  I want to go to a Shania Twain concert and throw my underpants at her.  I think I still have a jockstrap somewhere too.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Audible crack up!

Was at a Cult concert in 09, some chick threw her bra up to Ian, the singer. It landed on his mic stand and without missing a beat he threw it right back to her.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3786 on: November 10, 2020, 02:29:47 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 10, 2020, 01:27:38 PM
I never understood the whole women throwing their panties and bras at Tom. He got a bit of a Cro-Mag thing goin' on.

Women ::)

Big Dick Energy.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3787 on: November 10, 2020, 02:34:30 PM »
Quote from: KSM32 on November 10, 2020, 02:25:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Audible crack up!

Was at a Cult concert in 09, some chick threw her bra up to Ian, the singer. It landed on his mic stand and without missing a beat he threw it right back to her.

I wonder how the chick felt when her bra got thrown back.  LOL!  My fantasy is to have the elastic of my jockstrap catch on Shania's ear while she's singing.  Then she tries to swat it off but can't.  Yeah, that pleases me.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3788 on: November 10, 2020, 04:15:47 PM »
Yikes. Bart why are you letting the children run amuck like this?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3789 on: November 11, 2020, 08:31:13 AM »
I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3790 on: November 11, 2020, 09:38:46 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 11, 2020, 08:31:13 AM
I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?
Use that hoop.
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3791 on: November 11, 2020, 09:43:29 AM »

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3792 on: November 11, 2020, 11:27:44 AM »
Quote from: Ciardelo on November 11, 2020, 09:43:29 AM
What hoop?

The one that goes around and around

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3793 on: November 11, 2020, 11:35:48 AM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on November 11, 2020, 11:27:44 AM
The one that goes around and around

Does it fly high like a bird up in the sky?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #3794 on: November 11, 2020, 03:14:46 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on November 11, 2020, 08:31:13 AM
I want to do something fun and perhaps a bit novel today - this whole Covid thing is a getting me down. Any ideas?

Train surf.
Get an Oculus Quest 2 and do some boxing.
Play a game of smack the shopper at a local store.
Go to Costco, grab a fat cart and announce that you are able to walk, you're just not feeling it today.
Go get a Big Mac and a Whopper and rebuild them into a superburger.
Masturbate with an electric toothbrush while driving.

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