Ask Bart Anything

[paladin1991]

She was socially awkward enough that I can only imagine she would appreciate the attention and do anything for it...

That's my Jordan.  Hehehehe

[Sofia]

That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.

I know!  All you need is a milk frother and it's practically a latté!

[Smeghead]

Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?

[sumethinz new]

I can decipher this painting.  It is an early man depiction of an alien fire team.  Counting fm the left, First man is the primary  radio operator.  You can see the radio antennae at a 45 degree angle over his back.  Number 2, leading the team, is the Team Leader, he is designated by the ring around his chest.  Number 3 man is the assistant team leader, that is why his arm is linked to the team leader. He is also depicted as a 'rifle man' by the wedge like arrow design.  Number 4 man is a basic 'rifle man' with the same design as number 3 man.  Number 5, is the newbie, he is the back up radio operator.  He is also carrying a box type affair which serves the purpose of a combat pack.  In there are the spare batteries for the radio, spare ammo, pogey bait and other assorted shit. (He was probably wondering why he signed up and how to get out of this chickenshit outfit. 'Join the Space Force and see the Galaxy!  It'll be fun.' they said.)

Mystery solve.

Impressive

[StarrMountain]

Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?

NO.

Okay.  You have the space continuum down.  Now, apply that same logic to the time continuum to your thinking and you've opened up a whole new world of discoveries for yourself.
Go on, it will be fun!  Trust me.

(Sorry, Bart.  I couldn't help but jump in here.  My bad).

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

The way an atom looks and acts is very similar to the way a solar system does to me.

Do you think there are entire universes in the tip of a pin? 

Are we in one of many universes that would be on the tip of a pin to something else.

If so, how much would you have to zoom in to find the smallest one, and zoom out to find the largest?

Or is there even an end?

Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.

[Bart Ell]

That sounds French.  No karma for sounding French.

All the great lovers speak at least a little French.

[StarrMountain]

Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.

Nah.  French Toast, man.  And I don't care what Paladin says.

[KSM]

I'm ashamed to say it but McDonalds pancakes are reeeally yummy

Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.

[paladin1991]

Have a quality pancake.
You will love the taste and it will clear your mind.
Pancakes, man, pancakes.

Can I have Date Nectar on those?

[paladin1991]

All the great lovers speak at least a little French.

Well, I do speak a little.  I used it on the French foreign legion.   "Voulez Vous, Fuck You!"   They chittered amongst themselves, pulling moues, we Marines laughed our asses off.

[Smeghead]

Dear Bart,

Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?

[Bart Ell]

Dear Bart,

Are Apple computers as hack and virus proof as Apple users claim?

No.
You know why they thought that at first?
Because nobody was using them.
Now, ever since the $8 cup of coffee, Instagram meal picture taking brand whores feel they need one to keep up with the Joneses brand whores started using them they are seeing they are not nearly as virus proof as they thought.

[sean92008]

Bart,

A question and a suggestion:

Didn't you have Legacy Pops (the thing you're supposed to suck at) sold at the BartMart?  It popped into my head this morning (PT).

The suggestion is to add banner ads to the new unread posts page.  No real content to cause flagging and it's a useful tool for me that I go to much more often than the main page.

[StarrMountain]

Hi, Bart.

What do you think of having a "Thread Of The Month" poll?

There are several that are my favorites each for a different reason.  I'm wondering whether anyone else would like to see their favorite threads highlighted for a month?
It could be a top right or top left post for a month.
I'm just putting that out for consideration.  Thank you.