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[KSM]

I can’t find the Butt Stuff thread.  Where is it?

If you build it, they will come  @whoozit

Buncha gutless fucks are afraid to start new threads these days. Go for it! I'll chime in 

[damon]

@Bart Ell what do you think about this video from falkie the fat fuck??

[Walks_At_Night]

Hi Bart,

Thinking about a possible kitchen renovation here and want your opinion on this idea.  Is it good to install a secret bowl to the just to right of the stove and underneath the microwave?
Obviously it could come in handy but one doesn't see much of this. 

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[Bart Ell]

Hi Bart,

Thinking about a possible kitchen renovation here and want your opinion on this idea.  Is it good to install a secret bowl to the just to right of the stove and underneath the microwave?
Obviously it could come in handy but one doesn't see much of this. 

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Why be shy about your kitchen bowl?
I would put it right beside the fridge so you have access to the ice machine.
Lots of people enjoying chewing ice when they take a mondo duke.

[Walks_At_Night]

Why be shy about your kitchen bowl?
I would put it right beside the fridge so you have access to the ice machine.
Lots of people enjoying chewing ice when they take a mondo duke.

See thread? This is why one should bring these kind of items to The Bart.  Why be ashamed? Put that bitch right next to the fridge where you can grab a beer! Kitchen Bowl Pride

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[FISH]

Heh, heh  the bizarro world of WAN & BART.
I am having a flashback to a true bathroom and food experience.
Waynie Edwards had stopped over to visit me. I was in my KITCHEN making potato salad. Waynie wanted to try my salad. I put some salad in a bowl for him. I was focused on putting the salad in my frig.
Waynie asked to use my upstairs bathroom. Waynie was in my bathroom for over an hour. I started banging on the bathroom door. Wayne finally open the door. He stood in the doorway holding his empty bowl that was filled with potato salad. He said the salad was excellent. Why was Waynie in the bathroom eating potato salad? He explained that he popped a valium, sat on the toilet, started eating his salad and fell asleep.
I threw him out of my house. I told him not to bother coming back to visit me again for a year.
Yeah, I told him off good!

[Walks_At_Night]

Heh, heh  the bizarro world of WAN & BART.
I am having a flashback to a true bathroom and food experience.
Waynie Edwards had stopped over to visit me. I was in my KITCHEN making potato salad. Waynie wanted to try my salad. I put some salad in a bowl for him. I was focused on putting the salad in my frig.
Waynie asked to use my upstairs bathroom. Waynie was in my bathroom for over an hour. I started banging on the bathroom door. Wayne finally open the door. He stood in the doorway holding his empty bowl that was filled with potato salad. He said the salad was excellent. Why was Waynie in the bathroom eating potato salad? He explained that he popped a valium, sat on the toilet, started eating his salad and fell asleep.
I threw him out of my house. I told him not to bother coming back to visit me again for a year.
Yeah, I told him off good!

Fresh tater salad, valium and the bowl.  The real question Waynie had was:

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[FISH]

Fresh tater salad, valium and the bowl.  The real question Waynie had was:

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Unless your a Hillbilly lady of the house--most women believe that no one should be on the bowl while holding a bowl of food.

[damon]

@Bart Ell Are you doing anything like what Taco bell will be doing??
https://www.turnto23.com/news/state/taco-bell-is-offering-free-tacos-to-vaccinated-californians-on-june-15
If you do, I know it would be way better because you are the man.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?

https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778

[ItsOver]

Bart,

Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?

https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778

Geddy looks better with the soul patch.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?

https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778

Slap some joke store teeth in him, get him in a girdle and he will be getting all the ladies moist.

[Mr Apnea]

Bart,

Do you think Senda could pull off a similar ugly duckling to beautiful swan transformation?

https://twitter.com/chick4trump/status/1403437457694027778

Is there an extended version?  Does below the neck start off as olive oil?

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

Is this the best product review that there ever was, ever is now or ever will be in the future?

It is up there with the Falkie canned stew review where he added 2 bottles of mustard to it and then complained about the flavor.