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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4380 on: July 22, 2021, 04:56:57 AM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on July 21, 2021, 08:51:24 PM
Was she a genius before she married you or just because she married you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4381 on: July 22, 2021, 04:57:53 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on July 21, 2021, 09:33:24 PM
Bart,

Should a man that takes an iron ball in the nards and doesn't even drop his clipboard run for public office?


He should run for king of the world.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4382 on: July 24, 2021, 12:24:27 PM »
Do you have any "Bro"s and if so is Artie one of them?  I must admit, I don't see you two together what with his nose and stuff.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4383 on: July 24, 2021, 02:06:36 PM »
Quote from: KSM on July 24, 2021, 12:24:27 PM
Do you have any "Bro"s and if so is Artie one of them?  I must admit, I don't see you two together what with his nose and stuff.

Oh I got 'em.
Yeah, that nose... could not do it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4384 on: July 24, 2021, 02:12:51 PM »
@Bart Ell How is the loser zoo doing??

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4385 on: July 24, 2021, 03:10:59 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 24, 2021, 02:06:36 PM
Oh I got 'em.
Yeah, that nose... could not do it.

Yeppers. I wanna say.. 2007.  ?    You ever notice that the chicks those guys thought were hot, are really, not!  Ms. Howard TV is seen less than two minutes in so you tell me she (Ms TV, not this Jen) doesn't have to shave. Like a man. That guido jawline..   :-\   Looks like an Antonio.

I have the complete mp3's of 06,07,08,09 and 2010.  You can get others but those were the best years IMO as the Marci Turk Effect had not yet taken hold.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4386 on: July 24, 2021, 04:45:44 PM »
Quote from: damon on July 24, 2021, 02:12:51 PM
@Bart Ell How is the loser zoo doing??

They all died.
Each one of them.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4387 on: July 24, 2021, 04:49:43 PM »
Quote from: KSM on July 24, 2021, 03:10:59 PM
Yeppers. I wanna say.. 2007.  ?    You ever notice that the chicks those guys thought were hot, are really, not!  Ms. Howard TV is seen less than two minutes in so you tell me she (Ms TV, not this Jen) doesn't have to shave. Like a man. That guido jawline..   :-\   Looks like an Antonio.

I have the complete mp3's of 06,07,08,09 and 2010.  You can get others but those were the best years IMO as the Marci Turk Effect had not yet taken hold.

All the girls being hot worked much better before they had video.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4388 on: July 24, 2021, 04:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on July 24, 2021, 04:49:43 PM
All the girls being hot worked much better before they had video.
Funny how that works.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4389 on: July 25, 2021, 07:27:46 AM »
Bart,

Should I be afraid of Romania athletes?

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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4390 on: July 25, 2021, 08:11:09 AM »
Quote from: Mr Apnea on July 25, 2021, 07:27:46 AM
Bart,

Should I be afraid of Romania athletes?

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In order to not fear them you must study them.
I would suggest you start with the one who may be the cause of your fear.
Please study her.
Do not be afraid.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4391 on: July 25, 2021, 01:15:20 PM »
@Bart Ell how does one be awesome like yourself??? I'm asking for a friend.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4392 on: July 25, 2021, 05:45:36 PM »
Quote from: damon on July 25, 2021, 01:15:20 PM
@Bart Ell how does one be awesome like yourself??? I'm asking for a friend.

Don't be afraid to do butt stuff.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4393 on: July 26, 2021, 05:53:53 AM »
Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4394 on: July 26, 2021, 11:47:05 AM »
Quote from: Spookcat on July 26, 2021, 05:53:53 AM
Have you tried doughnut peaches? I hadn't heard of them until yesterday.

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I tried them a few years ago.
I thought they were seconds.
Tastes like a peach.
White Flesh are still the sexiest of all the peaches.

I just picked my first 2 peaches of the season.
Life is good.
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